I don’t mind hanging out with Nazis even if they sometimes they criticize me. Having progressives/liberals criticize me however I will not tolerate. In fact at this point, if one more progressive criticizes me I’m going to tolerate Nazis even more. - Right-leaning centrist, sliding into home
If they announce it today, we can call the holiday "Taco Tuesday"
The only military types I want moving through the streets of NYC is when I order General Tso’s chicken for delivery.
Ain’t this the truth
A 1.4% plurality, the smallest landslide in history
It would rule if Biden spoke at his funeral, then left the lectern, put on sunglasses, and ate an ice cream cone. I was never into the Dark Brandon stuff, but that would legit be hilarious.
“Biden: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A President That Isn’t Decomposing, Huh?’
Not electing the emails lady to end up with a guy whose bathroom is full of intel was also a funny prank from the median voter
Anyway, I’m glad to know the president is still technically alive so he can watch this tomorrow www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
This is why a lot of Kennedys are angry with him … he got a lot of their younger family members hooked on heavy drugs.
Thank you on this labor day!!
It's why you'll never catch me listening to Linkin Park's new stuff; they signed on a new vocalist that's a Scientologist and she protested FOR Danny Masterson during his SA trial, not against.
Men can never truly understand the sensation of living in a world where half the population really seems to think they have primary access to a few of *your body parts.* Not even "the good" men.
senior fellow at the Manhattan Institute, former chief economist to Senator Rob Portman (R-OH) & director of budget and spending policy for Marco Rubio’s 2016 presidential campaign👇🏽
Men get so disappointed when they find out they're having a daughter because they realize they have to spend the next 18+ years protecting her from all the harassment they put so much energy into convincing other women doesn't exist.
That's step two. First step is getting the unions up and running in the first place. Then when they're running and asserting influence, they can start helping other nations with unionizing and helping workers get paid better.
Man created god to his own image. The guys holding the pen of any sacred texts, be it the bible or the coran, always described god as a psychotic maniac because that was how they saw that the powerful human leaders of their own tribes got hold of, exercised and held on to power.
We were all African once. Get over yourselves, pale genetic mutations, adapted for colder climes.
But who says what exact shade he was, middle eastern folks range in shade... I have no problem with Jesus being middle eastern, but we don't know if he was dark or light skinned and I'm pretty sure it shouldn't matter imo
We are fortunate that they are so freaking stupid and inept.
Rose garden rant also had a lot of commas, which didn't sound like him. I think he is alive, but maybe mini strokes. Of the brain kind, not strokes on the golf course.
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If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Traffickers will be horrified.
One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didn’t know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.
Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
Are they raking up leaves and removing rubbish because there is no crimes occurring on the streets?
Dude hits the ball and runs to third base. Every time.
Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing
Germany learning from their past, and with far right party AfD advancing, and watching SCOTUS as well as Poland & Hungary court issues, amended their constitution last year regarding supreme court & judges. www.dw.com/en/germany-m... <
terfs like tots are incapable of empathizing with this
Mrs Goat: "We're going to have a baby." Mr Goat: "You're kidding."
They were for big government when it meant FDR's programs for white farmers. They were against big government when it meant access to education for black kids. They're for big government when it means deporting Latinos. There's a principle there, just not one about the size of the government.
What makes you equate Christains with ethics? Was it the Crusades? Or the Inquisition? Or the Burning Times? Or Vatican support for Nazi Germany? Or evangelical support for a convicted con man and pedophile?
New rule. A parent may only propose removing a book from the school library only after reading it in its entirety and delivering a book report to the librarian. Until then no discussion shall be entered into.
For those asking, this is an ammosexual.
"What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow" "Chill-dren."
Ashli Babbitt was a criminal. DUIs, stalking, domestic violence, assault, all before she committed treason.
"A horse walks into a bar." "Hey!" Says the Barman. "Yes please." Says the horse.
🚨 Yesterday, Arlington, TX (heart of the DFW metropolitan area) had an AMAZING turnout for their ICE recruitment event. ✊🏼
And our millionaire population grew by 35% www.capecodtimes.com/story/news/2...
Massachusetts instituted a millionaire tax that by all accounts has been a runaway success
"What does the Sun drink out of?" "Sunglasses."
YouTube TV warns it may be forced to drop the Fox News Channel and other Fox-owned networks on Wednesday.
Some of you soft ass trash are really wishing for a civil war. You have NO IDEA what the suffering, death, and destruction would be like you latte drinking, video game playing, air conditioning dwelling dumbasses.
"What is the ratio of a pumpkins' circumference to its diameter?" "Pumpkin Pi."
Words of Wisdom
Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
I don’t know if this qualifies as spilling the 🫖 But release the damn Epstein files already.
An honor to meet you Thursday! Give your Chow extra love ❤️
In addition to creating a joyous event, Zohran Mamdani just showed the stupidity of Fox News's "Crime is so bad in New York City, people are afraid to go out in the street or take the subway!!!"
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Trump didn’t give money to fix any bridge. We did. Its our fucking money. And its not Moore’s bridge. It’s ours. Also, Biden allocated funds
"Who is Frosty's favourite Aunt?" "Aunt Artica."
They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.
Oh, Ghislaine, we've *all* seen evidence of Donald Trump being inappropriate around young girls. Here he is with a tarted-up Ivanka (note the fingers lingering under her top). FYI: Out of all the many photos Donald has of his favorite daughter, *this* is the one he chose for the Oval Office.
Weird that the black painted wall is on the U.S. side. Trying to make it harder to leave the country?🤔
People in Berlin West painted their side of the Berlin as well - while the other side was a grey death trap.
God I love Mexico!!! When Trump ordered the border wall painted black to absorb the sun's heat and make climbing harder, Mexico responded by painting beautiful murals on their side
Ordered
"What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?" "A Polaroid."
No. I like Newsom and Talarico. Even Joe Rogan thinks he should run for president. James Talarico, Texas Democrat State Rep. genuine politician and church pastor. He masterfully addresses the biblical questions....and Im not religious!! Check him out! youtu.be/_jOGPvMftb8?...
If you’re a convicted felon and your character witness is your dear old friend, the convicted child sex trafficker and enabler of your other dear old friend, the most notorious raper of children in modern history, you’re definitely a total piece of shit.
Irony.
💥 The NFL is stoked to be woke. “All 32 teams will feature an end zone message of their choice at each home game throughout the season, selecting from four options: ‘End Racism,’ ‘Stop Hate,’ ‘Choose Love’ or ‘Inspire Change.’ africa.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
No thank you. I don't idolize political figures or celebrities.
I'm seeing a white cracker with a blue background but apparently others see a gold cracker with a white background
"What do you call a Priest that becomes a Lawyer?" "A Father in Law."
Thank you for sharing here! 💙💙
Baby fever?? No. BABY BEAVER! 🥺 #bluesky
"If that woman just had been friendly to that big tall guy who stood before her, then maybe he wouldn't have raped her".
There was a sect that absolutely did. You can't think too hard about it. These are the same people who, every few years, rediscover that Rage Against The Machine is a left-wing band and are surprised every single time.
One of my favorite movies: "Hard Candy"
I am a high school librarian. I would love to use your jokes. Do you have them saved/complied in a format you might be willing to share with me?
My wife and I were having a debate during dinner and my son took my garlic bread, and then my fries, then some salad from my plate. I said: "Hey son, you're not supposed to take sides."
Danny left MAGA because he realized Trump capitalized on his insecurities and didn't ask people to look inside and change. He gives you permission to be your worst self. Then Danny realized he didn't want to be a piece of shit anymore. Be like Danny.
Looking for every port in the storm
Last 30 yrs? Clinton balanced the budget. 2008, Bush is to blame. Obama fixed the economy. Trump, in his 1st term, wanted to inject bleach to fight COVID & left the economy in the toilet. Biden got us out of Afghanistan, built up NATO, & passed an infrastructure bill. Read my lips, the GOP stunk.
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Librarian Capital 