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Aww buddy sorry
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Aww buddy sorry
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Millburn NJ
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i am sorry i cannot help you
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dont worry i wiped
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you'll need to believe me when I tell you that they dont make plates big enough for this parm
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we tried to take it home but stace couldnt fit it in her bag
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it's there I promise
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more impressed you found a good reason to travel to long island
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honestly bro, same
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this is his unedited response to reading this: "sounds like washed boomer cope"
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🤌
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Dib is starting to do things in Rocket League that I cannot explain
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this means so much, thanks John! Still trying to find a good balance where I can appear even more-- I'll get there
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Whoa this is nuts, thanks
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
before you do this for the weekend do me a solid and check out the latest episode of my incredibly sick and cool webcomic: belowthelilies.com
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
Look at me, I'm doing anime New JJBA now: open.spotify.com/episode/2Ir5... @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social @tamoorh.com @lucyjames.games @jeanluc.bsky.social
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this rules
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🤌🤌🤌
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thanks Caleb! I'm really proud of the rest of this season!
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i've been called worse
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the sequel is even better after the entire production crew discovers lights
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
HI HELLO, THIS IS CORKUS, YOU CAN TELL BY THE SOUND OF MY VOICE THAT IT'S ME. LISTEN HERE, PODCAST RECEIVER: THE NEXT EPISODE OF JEFFJEFF'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE IS ALREADY RECORDED AND YOU SHALL BE RECEIVING IT MUCH SOONER THAN NORMAL. GO TO BED TONIGHT WITH THAT INFORMATION AND SLEEP WELL. THAT IS ALL
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that's what I'm here for. I think when I mean it, it hits harder y'know?
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Of course I'm gonna double-click a button that says WAKE UP. The site has been updated. Go play around: belowthelilies.com/desktop
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feel like we're gonna be playing Nazi Where's Waldo for a while
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
HEY! if you've not been keeping up with What Lies Below the Lilies that's OK-- Today we're releasing Ep.10 which kickstarts a 2nd half that we are incredibly proud of It's not too late to binge/catch up on the first half of the season and sound off in our growing community! belowthelilies.com
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my dog has a head please explain
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ugh thank you, this is wonderful, as expected
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this pleases me greatly
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the latest episode of JeffJeff's Bizarre Adventure (Berserk) has dropped! Griffith and the lads are getting promoted, but that's not even the tip of the iceberg open.spotify.com/episode/39zk... Available everywhere you handle your podcast affairs
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
Dib today: Dad, isn't it funny that "pistachio" has "piss stash" in it? Like, I need a place to stash my piss? Kid's a fuckin legend
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i'm most upset with how close the ceiling fan is to that top bunk
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amazing, thank you for sharing!
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
tune in to see who can devolve into a neon green puddle of toxic waste first
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cop tie
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tell me what you had in mind and I will try and make it happen my friend
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz) reply parent
that means so much Mike, thanks brother. I have to be honest, I've really not spent a tremendous amount of time with any virtual pinball in a meaningful way. I have dozens of Williams games on my list though-- I see they've got Cirqus Voltaire which, if you can find one IRL, is a BANGER
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I gotta say, if it wasnt for the whiteboard I think her entire argument falls apart
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If it's woke and gay I wanna be a part of it!
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IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT WEEKLY LIST IN VIDEO GAMES
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you heard em
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JUST DROPPED: Episode 7 of What Lies Below the Lilies, and there's an amazing cameo in it with this super handsome and smart guy with blue shoes Also: EP. 6 unlocks for free today! Shit's getting really gnarly in Holloway Hills belowthelilies.com
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only a matter of time before I play someone named Seth
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
my friends, I have finished expedition 33 and I am confused, mostly satisfied, and now allergic to paint. thank you
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this made my day
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insanely beautiful work from @jetpax.bsky.social on the Game Mess Mornings rebrand. thanks Blake! www.youtube.com/live/h2vSnJc...
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surprising lack of shade, all things considered
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tremendous
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going live in a bit to talk about What Lies Below, answer questions, have a few laughs, who knows what else. It's Friday night and I'm staying in, come hang if you are free twitch.tv/jerftv
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i'm fuckin serious-- reality is playing out like there are people who consumed V for Vendetta or Children of Men and were like "it'd rule if real life were exactly this"
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
once again folks, sci-fi dystopia is a warning-- not meant to be taken as inspiration
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I know there's no "e" at the end shut up
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
I thought I completed Clair Obscure, but I did not I have been fooled
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
OUT TODAY! RUN (do not walk) to Storygrounds to read What Lies Below episode 4 (now unlocked for free) and episode 6 now for sale Things are getting serious in Jake's world, come see what we have in store for him storygrounds.com/stories/K1F2...
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finally, I feel seen
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What Lies Below the Lilies, 24 hours later. What's everyone think after reading the first 3 episodes? I let my son read them and he is not happy! Read the first 3 episodes for FREE right now: belowthelilies.com
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xoxo
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Thanks dude!
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TODAY IS THE DAY What Lies Below the Lilies is OUT NOW on @storygrounds.bsky.social! You can read episodes 1-3 right now: storygrounds.com/stories/K1F2... also: You can help shape the look of the later episodes in the season, and participate in Community Quests as you read!
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
2 DAYS! It's feeling very real now. Check out the official story trailer for What Lies Below the Lilies and please do me the favor of checking the webcomic out on @storygrounds when it debuts JULY 9 www.youtube.com/watch?v=R25B...
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thank you
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oh buddy.
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JJBA is available whenever you handle your podcast affairs
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
JeffJeff's Bizarre Adventure RETURNS! I love the two Berserk episodes we cover, mostly because my favorite little freak shows up to offer my man Guts a ridiculous sword-- that he only uses once? Make it make sense. Actually nevermind, don't ANIME open.spotify.com/episode/6fyt...
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
Get your voicemails for @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social in before Thursday or they will be lost to space and time forever. 707-EXIT-FLU
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
going live at 8p ET to do a lil Q&A about my new webcomic, What Lies Below the Lilies, and maybe watch some weird Y2K paranoia coverage come hang! twitch.tv/JERFtv
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz) reply parent
Can't thank you all enough for the support over the years, especially with this rollercoaster I've been on the last 8 weeks I'm going to host a stream Thurs night around 8p ET to answer questions about WLBtL and catch up with everyone. Come hang if you can make it twitch.tv/JERFtv see you there!
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz) reply parent
This has been a project I've had to keep a secret for such a long time and I can't believe it's finally almost ready to be shared with you all. WLBtL will debut JULY 9, but you can head over to www.belowthelilies.com right now to play around, find hints about the story, and sign up for updates.
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz)
💥Hello friends. I have news💥 For over a year now, I've been working on a webcomic with an incredibly talented team of writers, artists, and producers. It's called What Lies Below the Lilies and it's based on a story I created a while back. Peep the teaser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP0Y...
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz) reply parent
I had my doubts about AI but hey consider me a believer now
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I've only heard of it-- never been there
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No not a weird question, Im the one who talked about it a lot. It eventually got fixed (10wks) and then I sold it. Whole experience was terrible. I loved that car but the ICCU issue is very real and Hyundai disappointed me. It also just happened to techconnectify.bsky.social youtu.be/EYoOiVsHJTw?...
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ugh could you imagine if there wasn't a new Turnstile album
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HDR support? OK buddy
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there are not many people who understand my energy more than Jearum
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YES! I just realized this came out when I was going through some backlog stuff last night. I'll probably play it flat, but yes, I need to get my hands on it. Thanks for the heads up!
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thank you Johnny for tolerating my yaps
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dont overthink that
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stay out of this, Figment-- it dont concern you
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that was gross what he did at the end, agreed. but man, I wanna see McDavid win it
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thanks Alex, I'll take "Definitive Proof There Is No God" for $1200
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i salute no flag
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this is the default face when he's trying to explain something to me
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basic Mitch Mondays
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i've been trying this out, thank you., having issues importing nintendo but maybe that's temporary
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happy father's day to all the motherfuckers out there
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This is incredibly sweet, happy father's day
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I've had great experiences with both
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Fair play, I didn't grab a pic, but it was a 6/10
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Phil you're a sweetheart
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I caught him outside the back garage stuffing 6 slices into his carry-on. I should have showed you
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you haven't told me where I'm sending these pizzas
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You're a bad listener. I wanted a place with a chicken parm sub, I didn't care what pizza slop they made cause I wasn't eating that shit regardless
Jeff Bakalar (@jerf.xyz) reply parent
Chris I'm going to send you 30 pies of this pizza that I make exclusively
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the level of ownership I have been assigned to this criminal pie is a betrayal beyond words
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Filled with regret I didn't take a pic of the other pie because it looked totally different yet equally inedible