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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

OK but have a look at this chicken parm

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sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 285 0

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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social

they dropped it

sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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moodytenure.bsky.social @moodytenure.bsky.social

Big chicken or tiny noodles?

sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Collin R. S. @collinrs.bsky.social

did they smash the entire chicken? This is like the aftershot of Foghorn Leghorn getting flattened by an anvil.

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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virtuaracing67.bsky.social @virtuaracing67.bsky.social

Why the fuck is it on a cutting board Jeff??

sep 1, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jason Fanelli @jasonfanelli.com

Where is this delightful thing

sep 1, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

Millburn NJ

sep 1, 2025, 11:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ebon @ebon.bsky.social

Name of the restaurant please? I must have this

sep 2, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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copy-knifesquid-FINAL(3).ogg @knifesquid.bsky.social

It looks delicious, but it looks like it's trying to do a runner

sep 1, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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choisong.bsky.social @choisong.bsky.social

They run out of plates?

sep 1, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ricky @rickybhullar.bsky.social

New spaceballs 2 set shots?

sep 1, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Tilton @christilton.bsky.social

That sauce about to spill over on you is making me really nervous. Also looks amazing.

sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 5 0 • view
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social

I don't see any chicken

sep 1, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris @geebeesee.bsky.social

That sauce is dancing with the devil

sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Aaron Marohl @amarohl.bsky.social

😬

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sep 1, 2025, 5:49 pm • 25 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

dont worry i wiped

sep 1, 2025, 7:06 pm • 4 0 • view
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Aaron Marohl @amarohl.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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...- @citizenlowell.bsky.social

Where's the plate, jef

sep 1, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Phil W @philw08.bsky.social

Is this.. America..?

sep 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Summer E @absinthemiasma.bsky.social

Run out of plates? 🍽️

sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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tomscherschel.bsky.social @tomscherschel.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social

Honestly we should be able to eat meals like this with our bare hands

sep 1, 2025, 6:14 pm • 19 0 • view
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Sen. Bozarth Chemung @rorymccarty.bsky.social

Can you share your recipe

sep 1, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Casey @ryancasey.dev

I want to see the chicken this came from

sep 1, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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The FemBoy Connoisseur @koritoprime.gay

awoooooga

sep 1, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Will “Available for Contracts” Smith @willsmith.fun

I would go ham on that thing.

sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 7 0 • view
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Saleem Noorali @saleemnoorali.com

Ham would make it too salty. A good bread would be a great choice.

sep 1, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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BaltMatrix @baltmatrix.bsky.social

But saying “I’d go focaccia on this” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

sep 1, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Saleem Noorali @saleemnoorali.com

We need to "Go Focaccia" more often!

sep 1, 2025, 7:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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BaltMatrix @baltmatrix.bsky.social

Amen.

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Saleem Noorali @saleemnoorali.com

Also accept "Focaccia 'bout it"

sep 1, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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TurboKid 🇵🇸 @maxthorne.bsky.social

dude! that look sooo good

sep 1, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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izzi scribbles @izziscribbles.bsky.social

Thank you for sharing this.

sep 1, 2025, 7:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Beeffoot @captainbeeffoot.bsky.social

Dang that is beautiful, but I got heartburn just looking at it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bruce Knapik @insiderthre.at

Surface tension putting in work here

sep 1, 2025, 6:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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Typical Farter @typicalfarter.bsky.social

/r/wewantplates

sep 1, 2025, 6:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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xeneth.design @xeneth.design

There's the crossposting suggestion I was looking for!

sep 1, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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BaltMatrix @baltmatrix.bsky.social

It’s already there

sep 1, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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xeneth.design @xeneth.design

Ha ha ha, so it is! www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlat...

sep 1, 2025, 6:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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mott ponnollo @mattpannella.bsky.social

I hate that this isn't just on a plate, so much

sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 9 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

you'll need to believe me when I tell you that they dont make plates big enough for this parm

sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 5 0 • view
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Outlandish Beats @outlandishbeats.bsky.social

If it's really that big, that's some gimmick ass nonsense food.

sep 1, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

i am sorry i cannot help you

sep 1, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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mott ponnollo @mattpannella.bsky.social

nah, butterfly and pound out a big chicken breast and you can get a chicken parm like this.

sep 1, 2025, 7:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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kaboomski.bsky.social @kaboomski.bsky.social

Great looking parm, before enlarging the photo I thought it was on cardboard.

sep 2, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social

Serving on a cutting board is the move 🤌🤌🤌

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 36 0 • view
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Pat 🏳️‍⚧️ @pikabluu.bsky.social

Is that a chicken under there or is that a pizza? It's so large!

sep 1, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

we tried to take it home but stace couldnt fit it in her bag

sep 1, 2025, 6:36 pm • 31 0 • view
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Hiss-Skor @lazystoffe.bsky.social

A 24 hour "Get Stacey a bigger bag" fundraiser stream on Twitch?

sep 1, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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phillbott.bsky.social @phillbott.bsky.social

You're going to need a suitcase next time.

sep 1, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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ydross.bsky.social @ydross.bsky.social

Is it though? this gonna spill all over and taste like wood particle

sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Failed Quest @failedquest.bsky.social

Food belongs on plates though

sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Space Hieroglyph: Virgo (9/5) @symfonikz.bsky.social

Colonial propaganda!

sep 1, 2025, 5:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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LJ Katz @soulscreme.bsky.social

Is chicken parm a charcuterie now?

sep 1, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mikey O'Leary @michaelroleary.bsky.social

Uncle Buck pancake shovel looking parm.

sep 1, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cobble @mistercobble.bsky.social

Expected reactions

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sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ty Pendlebury @typendlebury.bsky.social

I need one of these immediately

sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Megacrain (Megamod) @jordoncrain.bsky.social

GOD DAMN. That is some serious chicken parm.

sep 1, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott Stein 🥑 @scottstein.bsky.social

Serious board parm

sep 1, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mechtroid @mechtroid.bsky.social

Bluesky issues make this so much funnier than intended:

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sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 8 0 • view
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Jeff Bakalar @jerf.xyz

it's there I promise

sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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ydross.bsky.social @ydross.bsky.social

But where is the plate? why did they put that on a wood board? 🤨

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Vincent @tombobrewster.bsky.social

That's what chicken parm is? Looks decent!

sep 1, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view