Any time Trump starts a sentence with "I have friends," it's an obvious lie.
Any time Trump starts a sentence with "I have friends," it's an obvious lie.
"Developed and created short and long-form content for multiple physical and virtual distribution channels."
You guys got Tom Lehrer, but you're right that the Jewish people aren't pulling their weight in the comedic novelty song game.
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A sign of a good marriage is being able to say, and to hear, "you are terrible at X, please let me do it so you don't destroy it/impoverish us/kill everyone/bring God's wrath upon us."
That does appear to be the right number of legs.
Malak's fren is an accomplice.
I'm looking at it more closely and it may not be a set limit - the governor has 30 days of the vacancy (so, by 6/20) but the election date is less clear.
Virginia law sets a limit on how soon an election must be held. Last time there was a vacancy, it was about two and a half months between the Congressman's death and the special election.
He can cuddle with the whole town at once!
Planes, Trains, and Popemobiles.
It's likely that Trump thinks that canals were invented in America.
Walk > tasty delivery person.
Which leg? I can't tell from the photo.
Timur's gotta be the most charming goat ever.
"Exit, pursued by a bear" was one of hers.
I bet she already has a lunch date.
I'm surprised that you of all people missed the Hooters.
Only 207 more weeks of wondering whether the next story will be something monumentally stupid or monumentally evil.
Technically not from the Midwest (off by about 25 miles), but I did read Homer Price.
Sometimes you learn more about the reviewer than the place being reviewed.
Beavers was one of those films where you get exactly what you expected from the trailer.
Why does nobody do this now?
A possibly more achievable goal is net reduction in number of unread books - that is, try to read more than you buy.
Really, that should be my goal for the next several years.
Is this a parody account?
"Chesterfield" is the term my (white, Southern) grandmother used.
Jack Kemp presumably had been a member of the NFL Players Association.
Guy gets a big new contract, starts spending ridiculous money on fancy luxuries like this.
There's a lot of interesting things to talk about with postal rates.