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Happy little critters π
πto the core! Widow, proud corgi owner, cherish my smart friends. Safe person for all. I make miniature houses because Iβm Old β€οΈno DMs please.PNW vermin π
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Happy little critters π
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Ok π₯΅
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
Can you hear my crickets cricketing ? Itβs September, the copper maniac could be deceased and Iβm feeling okπ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch thisπ
Maggie Reed (@mermaidmamamaggie.bsky.social) reposted
Hereβs my speculation on Trump
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π― percent
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
What a good dogπ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
Good night friends! Wake me if he croaks π€πΏ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
All he needed was a maxi pad over his heart ππππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hugs! Iβm a good friend , I promise π₯° good night new bestie!
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay!! My bestie in RL is 15 years younger than me but I swear we are the same person. We worked together in the veterinary clinic for 18 years . Happiest years of my lifeπ₯° we still text or see each other every day. We are blessed to find someone like that ππππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
If you ever need a new bestie, just honkπππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
πππππ you crack meππππ up
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
You know it!!!!!!!
Kathryn Rushent ππ±π (@krushent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And we have to keep talking about this! EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Not one of these assholes deserves to be re-elected π€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
π€πΏ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Stroke
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm scarrrrrred
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
And we are just sitting back and letting him take our vaccines????π€¬π€¬ for Gods sake people letβs do something!!!!!!!!!
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
My brother is 4 years older than me and absolutely terrorized my childhood! Our mom and dad had drinking problems and had no idea. I think that may be why he was the way he was. π₯Ή
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Things nightmares are made of
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
This picture reminds me of my brother, he was always getting me in trouble. And when we got caught it was always my faultππ I can literally remember being on the garage roof with him.
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
So.. any sightings of the copper toned coward?
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you lovely lady. I am flattered π
Baron (@333baron.bsky.social) reposted
Well if anyone is wondering my main baron333 is suspended pending appeal ....no reason given ...pure bullshit So spread the word I am back in this one
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reposted
So we canβt put Trump on Mount Rushmore, but with a little work we could put him under π€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
So.. did Donnie set up Rudyβs car accident to get our minds off Epstein? Didnβt workπ€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
A pint
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Evidence?ππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
No!
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Beautiful San Diego β€οΈ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reposted
Very relevant todayβ€οΈβπ©Ήβ€οΈβπ©Ήππππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Well now, I hope that works out for himππ
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm being frisky today ππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Marion berries are a PNW thing. I donβt know why?π
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Anywhere but here
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
YES! President Biden is very much still Alive. And my dime says he will Outlive Captain Cankles πππππ₯°
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Rock and rolling?
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
So we canβt put Trump on Mount Rushmore, but with a little work we could put him under π€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheel me inππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah π€£ all that butterπ³π³π
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
The hardest part is getting the sticky dough into your pans. Donβt be tempted to add more flour π³ and be sure to grease your pans wellπ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, if done right. Very crunchy
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to talk when youβre deceased. I think they just covered him with catsup and left him on his golden throne π€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
We knowπ€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
You wonβt believe how easy it is. Enjoy
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Ethel come back and get your kid before he kills all of us!!
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have a car that fits a wheelchair?π
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
If he dies Iβll give him a pass! But not all the other bastards on the list. Follow me back please
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
I just like to take care of my friends π
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
I posted it. I wonβt message without permission . this is the easiest bread I make . Just be precise with your measurements. I accidentally made a mistake and added too much baking soda onceπ₯Ί ruined it. Let me know if you canβt read it. I didnβt know I was gonna share ππππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Letβs go Get herβ€οΈβπ©Ή
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you get it?
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Contrary to some people, I do live in the regular world π
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Okπ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Could you see it?ππ itβs so easy, I will post it if you want it
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
You canβt hide from us Donnie! We still want to see the EPSTEIN files
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
ππππππapparently he doesnβt know many people
Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) (@axidentaliberal.bsky.social) reposted
From my grandfather, who battled union busters in the 1940s From my parents, school teachers who fought for fair wages and benefits From my daughter, who works with unions to create climate friendly jobs And me, representing union members injured at work Enjoy your Labor Day You've earned it
Pat Gπ¨π¦ ππ³οΈβππ (@pguist.bsky.social) reposted
RELEASE the EPSTEIN FILES
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
I wishβΉοΈ
Michael J. Stern (@michaeljstern.bsky.social) reposted
The shooter did not act alone. He was assisted by one president, 219 House members, 53 senators, and the NRA.
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Funnyπ€ he never felt that way about Tiffany
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
And thatβs his very own daughter π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Slow down time! So we can enjoy every minute π₯°πππππππ»π» π
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Num
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course it did because you canβt testify against your spouse
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social)
Very relevant todayβ€οΈβπ©Ήβ€οΈβπ©Ήππππ
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβll take a E please
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure! But get someone that can hit a target
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβll bring a couple extra in case somebody forgets theirsπ
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jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Iβm in! When and where? Iβll bring the cake π₯°
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
I will bake banana bread and English muffin bread in the morningπ you have inspired me
jerismurfturf (@jerismurturf.bsky.social) reply parent
Back up , turn around and fuck off again and again π€¬π€¬π€¬
βLarry Colvinβ (@larrycolvin.bsky.social) reposted
Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself www.jefftiedrich.com/p/chicago-co...
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Not the oldest ladyβ€οΈπ