You guys see where this is going? Right?
You guys see where this is going? Right?
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
Terrible actor typecast into terrible roles for terrible actors.
Not really, considering it goes now to congress which is just a White House extension.
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was taken into immigration custody after he was released pending a criminal trial, has asked an immigration judge to reopen his immigration proceedings and is seeking asylum in the United States
That's probably because it isn't legal.
#saveprintmedia
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
Number of bullets stopped by prayers to date = 0 and counting
It’s pretty striking to me that by scrolling Bluesky’s “Popular With Friends” tab for a few minutes I can get up to speed quickly with the breaking news of the day but if I were to just scroll X’s “For You” page for the same amount of time (or more) I wouldn’t even know there was a school shooting
If I have to hear one more nauseating attempt at changing the name of the Republican led bill, I’m announcing a run against the nearest Democratic seat.
We gotta drop "What do you do for fun?" question from the small talk list. It's too hard. I always panic and say something like I like to eat lunch
Imagine giving half as many fucks about murdering children as we do about the logo of a shitty highway slop shop for nostalgic racists. But at least poor people are suffering, or whatever is the mission of the Republican Party and its members.
Dear all Dem leaders and candidates, stop putting your own corny spin on the name of H.R.1. You’re bad at it, you do not sound cool and this is why people hate you.
Didn’t they put a girl in jail a few years ago for this same thing? Let’s do that to Sam Altman.
Level 1 unlocked. ✅
I don't have the full statement yet but the Fed has finally spoken *FEDERAL RESERVE: GOVERNORS MAY ONLY BE REMOVED 'FOR CAUSE' *FEDERAL RESERVE WILL ABIDE BY ANY COURT DECISION: FED STATEMENT *FEDERAL RESERVE: REMOVAL PROTECTIONS SERVE AS SAFEGUARD
Just checking...
Military invasion of Chicago, I think, is a bit hyperbolic. This guy has a recorded history of ever being able to find the bean.
Perfect list of people for a submersible manifest
Americans broadly hate all of this, and we all gotta remember that when it feels like things are spinning out of control
Trump does a thing, democrats call it a distraction. No they are all the thing. We’re under attack. Fight all the things.
Even there were a cause, there has been no proper investigation, only an accusation by a highly partisan appointee of the President himself.
Now this is a journalist who deserves respect.
Has anyone seen coverage outside of Bluesky?
That’s *alleged* gang member, trafficker etc & highly improper for the govt to say while a criminal case is in progress. DHS may yet have to eat its words, just like they did after THE Sec’y previously said he’d never return to the US.
been at the eric adams scavenger hunt all day. mostly we were in a crawlspace under a house in howard beach learning “how to out-hustle the rats.” not sure what this does for the campaign
A pardon. @wutangforchildren.bsky.social
That’s processing at its core.
This is fake, FYI.
Think it’s more about removing the risk of ceding power
Come and see our fossils, ladies and gentlemen! They run the party.
Because Jeffries is on the payroll and won’t bite the hand that feeds him.
This is the caller that sports talk radio hosts start trying to rush off the phone...
HE MADE A PORNO
one thing i'm fascinated by is how these "tested" messages do not actually have any relationship to how people encounter political messaging these days.
I loved the movie OPPENHEIMER about the race to build that world-changing negotiation.
That aged poorly.
Using a man trapped in the 70s as a litmus test was never gonna work anyways.
If you’re asking Tom directly, I think literally the only thing he hears
So much of this moral panic is invented. When was the last time you heard an actual elected official say these things?! Never?
Florida bans the Diary of Anne Frank. A literary classic that serves as a cautionary tale about the rise of fascism and the importance of documenting atrocities as they’re occurring. We all must document this time in history. Keep copies. Write everything down. Make sure that the truth will out.
What’s it gonna take for people to stop putting classic courage on a pedestal. Disease of me infecting every sector and it’s all about self now.
That was one of the most batshit press conferences of Trump's public life. He brandished a photo of Putin and promised to deploy the US military to occupy Chicago, New York, and San Francisco. A sane country would be moving toward impeachment and removal right now.
So odd how intrusive into our personal lives the “party of small government” turns out to be! It’s almost as if maybe they didn’t mean what they were promising all those years….
There's an off-the-record clause for convicted sex offenders?
they desperately want footage of soldiers shooting americans
I don't think SCOTUS is going to stop Trump from firing actual governors
normal people don't say "triggered" or "heteronormative," they say they gave their life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot
Trump: "They gave me $600 billion. And that’s a gift... That’s not a loan... There’s nothing to pay back. They gave us $600 billion that we can invest in anything we want.” European Union: Me: “He didn’t get a penny” White House spox: ”Pointless nitpicking” www.cnn.com/2025/08/22/p...
i'll say it again, my loud and vigorous support for any democrat who calls for televised hearings and criminal charges for everyone involved in DOGE. this guy should never be able to live in peace again.
No Trump critic is safe.
BREAKING: Golden Corral getting rid of glory holes
I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles
What a surprise, said no one. $WMT
Am I here because of this? Maybe.
They’re never gonna grasp irony
let your haters become taters in the chip bag of success
You guys. The Lisa Cook story isn’t about her mortgages. Please please please stop being so credulous.
"You're absolutely right, lighting your pubic hair on fire is not a clinically approved cure for gingivitis and I'm sorry I told you to do that. I have recalibrated and am 100% confident in my revised suggestion of rubbing Tabasco Sauce on the burns. Would you like a chart of where to put it?"
Your team having a losing season because your Head Coach is falling in love with ChatGPT
Omg, JD Vance getting heckled by people yelling ‘COUCH F*CKER’ as he visits Union Station to survey Trump’s militarization of D.C.
UPDATE: I called Steve and asked him if he wanted to delete his post calling for the murder of my husband and me or should I have people call them all day and he hung up on me so I think that means he wants people to call his business all day.
The amusing thing about this clip is the infrastructure bill was literally the first and only thing Nancy Mace brought up in terms of her accomplishments in Congress. Her biggest win for her district was legislation she voted against.
$DIS
The authoritarian shit is bad on its own, but let's not lose sight of the fact that this Texas law enforcement officer couldn't keep up with a 61-year-old out for her morning walk. Like the Nazis, these people are evil and pathetic at the same time. Don't miss any chance to mock them as losers.
WON’T SOMEONE THINK ABOUT THE ENSLAVERS!?
Over no public dissents, #SCOTUS has denied a trio of emergency applications by Tennessee death-row inmate Kayle Bates—who’s scheduled to be executed tonight. Among other things, this means the current (October 2024) Term has now had more full Court rulings on emergency applications than any other.
Last week, Boston received a letter from AG Bondi threatening to prosecute officials and withhold funds unless we cooperate with carrying out mass deportations. The US Attorney General asked for a response by today, so here it is: stop attacking our cities to hide your administration’s failures.
BRAVA!!
And some potatoes are twice baked.
At even the notion of locking my mom in a room, I would go johnfuckingramboscorchedearth 🔥
Hey @kenmartin.bsky.social, when you're not too busy providing content for Fox News, could you let us know how that shadow cabinet is coming? Super important right now.
we need to explain to the red pilled guys that we WANT more male cheerleaders because boys rule and girls drool
That’s the thing, they don’t even have to “do”something. This is someone’s mom. React as if it is your mom. Show just a sign of human life. Lock my mom in any room and I’ll risk it all in that moment.
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
Exactly this. If this is family it’s buckshot.
Also, where is Democratic leadership on this?
Supreme Court caselaw suggests that this is almost certainly illegal.
As a former Texas State Rep, let me be clear: LOCKING Rep. Nicole Collier inside the chamber is beyond outrageous. Forcing elected officials to sign “permission slips” & take police escorts to leave? That’s not procedure. That’s some old Jim Crow playbook.
Do I think it would make a big different w the military takeover if DC's sole elected delegate was doing rallies and interviews about it? Not really. Is it weird that she hasn't been seen in public since this started, and her office put out a 2-year old pic of her at an unrelated rally? Maybe.
Please spread too all people recording their food. You’ve been warned.
God, I hate this is so good
Peak era for boredom fear
"You know, the MSNBC name is kinda dated. Microsoft was part of it originally, but they divested like twenty years ago!" "You're right, let's drop everything but the MS."
I expect the conservative justices will make up something to say that Printz v US only applies to Congress and not the President who has inherent power to do whatever he wants.
Excellent baited setup for a trump as the pope rebuttal to lackofamirror maga types
Newsom’s ability to drive people onto this website into a tizzy while also fighting Trump is going to be seen by way more people than any of us would like as a positive for him
Man that took AWHILE
How is anyone supposed to reasonably believe these people are law enforcement? They're masked, anyone can buy a CBP hat and a POLICE patch, and why would a real gov't agent wear insignia suggesting they're both federal border patrol AND state/local police? They're dressed like amateur carjackers.
I want to congratulate leading Democrats’ for their insistence on saying the takeover of DC is a “stunt” or a “distraction.” It’s a rare trifecta of intellectual failure, political stupidity, and moral obtuseness.
What if we wish for America to finish fifth behind a bunch of more talented countries that worked harder and then spend the rest of its life complaining as if it should have won
I tend to find it’s a deflection of the feelings for men they refuse to acknowledge.
