Fun fact:
Wrong. Tycho Brahe’s prosthetic nose stylist since 1562.
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Drawing the summoning circle for @kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really dislike @mcuban.bsky.social and I actually like @costplusdrugs.com but I do think there’s something sad about any billionaire complaining about not being shown what they perceive as “due deference” online and it might be a warning sign of impending radicalization.
Quick somebody pay him a compliment before he goes all “Yarvin-y”!
Tonight’s thought experiment: Suddenly, one person is in possession of ALL of the Bitcoins and another person is in possession of ALL of the pork belly contracts. Like the kind used to make bacon. Like you might find in a bacon and lettuce and tomato sandwich. One of these people is actually rich.
This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Total lifetime contributions to trusts, gifts, bequests, donor advised funds, foundations, charities, religious organizations, and all other non-public entities should be capped at $100m. Got 2 kids? No more than $50m each. 15 kids? $6.67m. Every penny accumulated beyond $100m goes to the government
A haiku: Blister from rucking My back is so sore Oops, I meant *cking
This was like lancing a boil.
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Nevermind that this is a pretty spot on description of living in Texas
By NOT foregrounding the author's support for the administration that's doing the harm but giving the piece such presence, the Times is either putting faith in clickbait OR (worse) suggesting only conservative voices can be trusted to speak out on behalf of social welfare systems.
Nailed it
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Making fart noise with your armpit is woke.
There really is something ingenious about the idea of convincing the art and marketing department at Cracker Barrel to help you try to make people forget about the Epstein files.
I feel like my work here is done. You’re all welcome
These are some straaaawberry beignets! Today I got them from the gro-cery store!
I’m afraid we’re all going to end up with the government we deserve because while it may not be “our fault” it most certainly is “our problem” to solve…or not. Fuckery of the Highest Order open.substack.com/pub/michaeli...
“I’m a registered Republican” … “How we care for our most vulnerable reveals what we believe about ourselves.” One of these statements is disingenuous but I’ll leave it to you to guess which (gift link): www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/o...
You couldn’t dig a hole deep enough to accommodate this guy’s corpse *and* all of the shit it deserves to be buried under.
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This is how you get a follow. Con gusto!
I’ll do it for you for only $12,000 and I won’t use a needles, just click here and approve the payment and we can do the whole thing online! No muss. No fuss. (no brains)
Rickets?! Rickets is a result of malnutrition. I suspect that this is a sign that the publishers have made an accurate assessment of the intelligence and intellectual curiosity of their subscribers.
What’s the over-under on how long Putin keeps everyone waiting around for him to finally start the meeting? Sigma move to haul everyone up to their own military base and then just leave them to dawdle for like 3 hours
To paraphrase Edward Albee: I've spent the last decade being embarrassed *by* him. I will not double my humiliation by being embarrassed *for* him.
Bovino? More like Porcino! amiright
150% scale DeVito
Honestly, they were out of places to run at this point. Calvinists and the rest of their contemptible prosperity gospel cohort.
Show me your quick getaway vehicle
How long before people start to catch on that these are just Fallon’s people and he is one of theirs?
I understood AI better when someone explained that LLM basically means "how have the world's biggest dipshits typically answered this question"
I’m still trying to pry a couple these apart
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
There are some podcasts I like listening to but that I wish would let me know who edited or produced a particular episode so that I can skip it before I even start. Mid-sentence drop quotes are not a move for the inartful and have no place in hard news.
People have trouble interpreting this. Nobody’s saying Donald Trump or Pam Bondi are personally selecting Nazi iconography. They don’t read enough for that. The point is they hire and promote Nazis who ARE steeped in Nazi iconography, and they’re fine with it.
“Asher was fatally injured, in a sudden and unprovoked attack by an unwounded buffalo. He was tracking it together with one of our professional hunters” Feels like a provocation to me.
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
Johnson had two things: 1. Strong opinions about slacks 2. A point
Johnson had two things: 1. Strong opinions about slacks 2. A point
The Chick-fil-A cows are going asymmetrical on us: theconversation.com/a-red-meat-a...
“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
Also because someone at Fox News remembers his name…they can’t remember -why- they remember his name but….
“People are saying that Obama was too afraid to jump when he was up there, sir!”
Her Highness the Pomme De Terre narrows her eyes at the interloper.
You could try picking a different species and using it as the basis. All of the orcs are named after trees. The elves are all French words for various vegetables, etc.
For sure, they were kinda hoarders. I was referring to the time when *I* had seen it last.
I think my grandparents had exactly this model. The last time I’d have laid eyes on it would have been 6 recessions ago and somewhere I the interregnum between the Intellivision and the NES.
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Synergistic merger on the horizon! bsky.app/profile/jerr...
[“Look at me, I’m the former British Empire now” meme]
How do you say “I’ll take the over” in Mandarin?
Yeah imagine
Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse
The one between his ears.
The one between his ears
I’m sold and I’m willing to deal with the winters again to help make it happen.
It hurts my feelings to know that is going to take at least 20 years to unseat and repair the damage done by a these dopes and suckers.
While it would be an impossible bar to clear from my perspective, I do agree that he’s making his best effort at doing so.
I’ll do you one better, you can follow me all you want but you can only read the Apple Intelligence summaries of what I post, never the real thing. - “Expressions of displeasure with the current state of affairs.” - “Scatological literary reference and the need to reschedule lunch.”
Just start blocking and unblocking a random selection of them each morning to keep things interesting and manageable for everyone involved.
Drinks for all my friends!
I mean, I both agree and I have been operating under the assumption that everyone has been using AI to email, text, call, and speak to me in public since about 1997. People used to have manners…I’m told.
Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.
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Help me understand your co-host’s continued assumption that there must be a limit here. Is he wish casting? Naive? I don’t think it’s likely that he’s trying to lull anyone into passivity here but I also don’t think it’s likely that he’s a fool.
An all-time banger
Looks like there’s already more than enough.
TBF, if any member of the Bush family was actually any better they would have probably said or done. something by now. “please clap”
Preach
if i were a pro-trump financial type i might view the destruction of reliable government data with the kind of anger and apprehension that might lead me to reevaluate my politics, but then if i’m a financial guy throwing my weight behind strongman rule, i’m already too stupid to breathe
g/horrif/hero/s
I show exactly as much respect for their “personalities” as they have shown for my time
I know you’ve said Dan wasn’t interested in a podcast release of this last time but please pass along that there’s definitely an audience for it waiting and hoping out here in the interwebs
Finally someone with some actual Tim-bits
would that be before or after American Federalés?
Big nip energy
Aren’t all of these types of posts in LinkedIn the product of some slop-slinging social media management tool? Surely an actual human didn’t spend time writing this.
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Doing some homework as I catch up on @unclearpod.bsky.social and spotted something…off. Apologies for being late to the party if @jamellebouie.net or @lioneltrolling.bsky.social mention it in the ep, I’m way behind.
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You’re welcome ebay.us/m/viEf32
It's me, it's me, it's me... 😊
We need to get this down to 2025
The Spanish Prisoner (1997) and Zero Effect (1998)
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Now taking nominations for my next social network avatar
There simply will always be some songs albums that make me crave cheap beer and cigarettes that I could get for $3 per pack. Kamel Reds and Pete’s Wicked ride eternal in a Valhalla somewhere to a soundtrack recorded by artists living high on perpetual mailbox money.
I heard the phrase “regular degular” used three times today by three different people and now I think I’m done with *all* of this.
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