Spite and threads like this are the only thing keeping me sane and hopeful.

Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet.

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Shit now I need to redo all my business cards

THAT made me laugh

May you outlive all your enemies, with no constipation.

This would make a great needlepoint canvas to give as Christmas gifts this year.

Unfortunately most of the ones on my list to piss on are in countries I no longer have any interest in visiting. There’s a business opportunity there somewhere, or at least a half decent vodcast idea.

Technically, it’s pissing on graves for me merely because I don’t have the fibre in my diet to make it worth it. Now piss, that’s well within operation limits.

Good to keep your dreams realistic.

When it comes to piss, if you’re feeling overwhelmed there’s often a Confederate monument nearby.

And as a practical note, convenience stores sell sodas in cups large enough to fill a dozen bladders.

*pointing Leonardo DiCaprio meme*

The worst part is there's a good chance you'll be charged to shit on those graves.

I'm not sure if it makes it better or worse that I'm a dog.... more likely to actually do it, but also more likely for people to not realize it's ON PURPSE YOU *********

Your secrets are safe with us. You've got the perfect cover.

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