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Jerry Lambert

@jerrylambert.bsky.social

Bestselling author and producer. Just returning to BlueSky after a social media hiatus.

created April 12, 2025

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Yeah the monsoon season needs more monsoon

2/9/2025, 11:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This gent is modeling a new wig from the Mama’s Family Collection.

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2/9/2025, 9:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump looking like Father Jack after a flea dip is not a convincing proof of life

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2/9/2025, 7:57:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wile E. Coyote if he really stepped his game up

2/9/2025, 7:33:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a PERFECT album of the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam. This truly no-skip album kicked off the 90s

2/9/2025, 4:12:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Madonna’s best as well as being one of the best of the decade.

2/9/2025, 4:10:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need one of them double decker sofas

2/9/2025, 4:08:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has opinions on Imperial Elephant Jasmine Rice and you’re gonna hear about it.

31/8/2025, 12:46:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am such a fan. I was just chatting about her with Robert Beltran. He recommended her for Night of the Comet after they did Eating Raoul together and then Scenes From the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills. She added something that nobody really had.

28/8/2025, 3:25:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re free to appeal the ruling, but I’m afraid the evidence is not on your side.

27/8/2025, 7:50:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s a lady and would never

27/8/2025, 2:17:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unpopular opinion: America has spent so long hero worshipping cops that they will lay down for authoritarianism with ease because they think it’s on their side.

26/8/2025, 8:16:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah

26/8/2025, 8:12:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being a victim is obviously what you came here for so knock yourself out.

26/8/2025, 8:11:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you’re a teacher then I shouldn’t have to explain it to you. But keep supporting Jill Stein, who disappears for years at a time, and see if your life improves.

26/8/2025, 7:57:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then keep helping elect authoritarians by refusing to support viable Dem candidates. Surely MAGA will give it to you eventually.

26/8/2025, 7:55:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re the one who needs a public Venmo account to get by, sweetie.

26/8/2025, 7:02:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#filmsky

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26/8/2025, 6:20:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The political spectrum shows that the far left is closer to the far right than it is to centrist thought. Mainly because they enjoy the outsider energy more than actual policy, IMHO

26/8/2025, 6:16:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fact

26/8/2025, 6:06:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now come the fuck on, he couldn’t gather an actual crowd for this? Surely some would even do it for free. How lazy. And embarrassing.

26/8/2025, 5:56:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only this week read the article in Rolling Stone and put together the link between Trump and Snoop. I feel like he may be worried that he’ll need a favor of the Ghislaine Maxwell variety one day.

26/8/2025, 5:53:49 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn’t do it! (I know he probably did, but look how cute he is)

26/8/2025, 5:48:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex trafficker energy is right in line with MAGA

26/8/2025, 5:45:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex trafficking energy is right in line with MAGA

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26/8/2025, 5:45:09 PM | 37 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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He literally sold his employees to celebrity friends. I suspect he’s trying to get ahead of a diddyesque story. Though I’m not sure that human trafficking is still a crime in America.

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26/8/2025, 5:44:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will she stop at nothing to further her cat propaganda?

26/8/2025, 5:40:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what has to be done

26/8/2025, 4:53:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America has spent so long creating pro-cop propaganda that it almost happily falls into the arms of fascism.

25/8/2025, 4:29:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you understand how hard the media worked to elect Trump?

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25/8/2025, 1:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hasn’t golfed in two weeks. The longest he’s ever gone. It may be time to get that champagne chilled. But it is DEFINITELY time for the left to get its shit together. Coalesce around the most important ideals of the party. Something the right never has a problem doing.

24/8/2025, 7:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bailed in January as well. I really just wanted to distance myself from social media. But this is one I should have kept

24/8/2025, 5:40:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Omg

23/8/2025, 10:32:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Am I a joke to you, Leslie?” -potato, probably

23/8/2025, 7:55:57 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A cuy is a guinea pig, so please enjoy this m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwr...

23/8/2025, 6:36:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think this is something m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwr...

23/8/2025, 4:49:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bug is also shaming me for not having read Water for Elephants yet?

23/8/2025, 4:47:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t worry Harry is kosher and only uses beef for his sausages

23/8/2025, 4:44:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a bottle of Dom Pérignon in the wine fridge for the big day, almost popped it for Dobson this week instead. Decided he wasn’t worth it, he got prosecco instead.

23/8/2025, 3:30:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How long do you think he’ll be dead before they admit that he’s dead

23/8/2025, 1:53:10 AM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t talk to accounts with no real name. Bye

23/8/2025, 1:51:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well you sure fixed that! Ok chief lol

22/8/2025, 3:00:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the voters? Huh

22/8/2025, 2:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s what you said about Kamala last year. Look what you got. And Jill Stein just got richer as she laughs at you.

22/8/2025, 2:56:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then stay home. Maybe trumps third term is where he finally embraces the trans community.

22/8/2025, 2:51:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This year instead of your usual 30 dolls maybe get a locally sourced stick (no tariff) make a dress out of an old rag.

22/8/2025, 2:28:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arkansas, while a beautiful state, is intent on destroying itself to enrich its wealthiest citizens. They actively legislate to pollute and to take rights away from its citizens. Including healthcare from LGBT people. If being against that makes me an asshole then I’m good with that.

22/8/2025, 1:08:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you will “never vote for” any Dem that’s running then you are enabling fascism with your idiotic purity test and trans people will suffer. Just as the far left made Palestinians suffer by refusing to vote for Kamala.

22/8/2025, 12:46:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I finally accepted a friend request from my uncles insane wife and she immediately tried to sell me Ivermectin. I left the south because of people like this but our entire country is turning into Arkansas.

22/8/2025, 12:30:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kathy certainly resembles her

21/8/2025, 5:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d pick you up

19/8/2025, 2:14:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robert Beltran and my hubby and I last week. I am not actually this short

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19/8/2025, 12:10:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Frears and a stacked cast. And ten years later Terrence Stamp and a Bill Hunter would reunite as love interests in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

18/8/2025, 10:40:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you have any idea how hard conservatives worked to create apathy in the far left? It worked beautifully. If you can’t have perfection then you’ll happily accept dog shit? That’s an incredibly entitled attitude that says fuck-you to some very vulnerable people.

17/8/2025, 6:20:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite show is on!

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17/8/2025, 3:08:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Would you like some rotten shark, sir?” “Oh heavens yes, I had some roadkill earlier but that was at lunch.”

15/8/2025, 7:32:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus chose Gavin Newsom so I have no choice but to support

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15/8/2025, 5:36:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She expects a lot out of us and we can barely keep up with pets and treats and walkies schedule.

15/8/2025, 2:09:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abby and Bunny run a pretty tight ship. I have yet to see any money but they assure me that it’s all tied up in investments right now.

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15/8/2025, 2:05:28 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heirloom tomatoes with burrata, pesto, and a drizzle of Calabrian chiles. My favorite summertime lunch in France is now my favorite dinner in Las Vegas.

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15/8/2025, 12:47:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thighs

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14/8/2025, 10:48:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will be us Las Vegas people in...about November

14/8/2025, 3:03:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are the idiots that you allowed to help elect Trump in 20216 and again in 2024. If far left dems don’t get their shit together we’ll be dealing with fascism far past my time on this planet

14/8/2025, 12:33:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tough call

13/8/2025, 10:46:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s never not serving

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13/8/2025, 10:34:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh he really really does

13/8/2025, 10:11:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#thegildedage

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13/8/2025, 9:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then why isn’t anyone doing anything?

13/8/2025, 4:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is his bed even big enough?

13/8/2025, 4:14:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One thing republicans have become exceptional at is making a culture war out of a class war. People wanted cheaper groceries and affordable housing, republicans gave them transphobia, xenophobia, and homophobia all in the name of a religion that literally commands the opposite.

12/8/2025, 6:10:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He worked so hard for this honor.

12/8/2025, 2:57:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once you achieve a certain level of wealth you become part of a different minority that supersedes any other. There are no LGBT billionaires, no black or hispanic billionaires. There are only billionaires. Period. Cook and Thiel dont care about equality for the same reason Caitlyn Jenner doesn't.

12/8/2025, 2:53:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me know if you’re there at Thanksgiving I’ll invite you for a drink at our cabana

11/8/2025, 9:38:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PV for Thanksgiving, every year

11/8/2025, 9:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This generation couldn’t have handled the 90s, a guy once said to me “I’m into fat guys” and I wasn’t even fat.

11/8/2025, 9:35:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly

11/8/2025, 8:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you have a personality so toxic that people applaud you when you just flick off a cricket

11/8/2025, 8:31:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like so many of her fans

11/8/2025, 8:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am certain that Elon Musk has “sired” children.

11/8/2025, 8:26:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I spelled that wrong

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11/8/2025, 8:20:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As soon as I saw a Vir Rae Publicae I knew I wasn’t going to need to read his comments

11/8/2025, 8:08:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aunt Gladys is where Little Edie was headed #weapons #flimsky

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11/8/2025, 6:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great point. This is supposedly the golden age of comedy. You can now say whatever. But all you’ve done is prove that you’re not particularly creative. Howie Mandel’s biggest joke ever was blowing up a glove with his nose on his head so I’m not sure why he’s part of any convo

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11/8/2025, 1:00:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliant point about hack comedians. But if you talk to enough real people you’ll realize how many hack people are out there too. I talk to so many people and I’m always saying to my hubby how many people will use the exact same language and I know they all watched the same “news” the night before

11/8/2025, 12:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But like anonymous up until what point? I’m gonna give my address to a stranger I haven’t even seen? Nah, I don’t think so.

11/8/2025, 12:45:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally WHAT more could she or Kamala have offered. This infuriates me. You wanted more so you settled for nothing?

11/8/2025, 1:12:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Im certain that a drag queen named Jean Jott does a Joan Jett tribute show in that same wig

11/8/2025, 1:11:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need an Aunt Gladys origin story immediately

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11/8/2025, 12:05:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amy Madigan has always been great but this was legendary

10/8/2025, 5:37:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just need to talk about how Aunt Gladys slayed and I absolutely thought she was a drag queen at first

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10/8/2025, 3:16:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow. Brilliant, original, scary af #filmsky

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10/8/2025, 2:02:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol

9/8/2025, 6:01:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, did he like it?

9/8/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Huzzah! And also, I bought the t shirt.

9/8/2025, 1:41:20 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know that delivery is always gonna be on time

9/8/2025, 1:29:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure I saw them open for Fennec Fox Fanfare at Brooklyn Bowl

9/8/2025, 1:21:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“You know what, he’s got a famous name and people love that nowadays. Get Bob Hitler on the phone, I think this might finally be his time to shine!”

9/8/2025, 12:12:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh god that’s a great title for…something

9/8/2025, 12:10:30 AM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I can say is that I have invested decades and I have to see how it ends. Probably in a massive fireball as Miranda finally snaps and explodes Carrie’s stupid Gramercy Park mansion.

9/8/2025, 12:09:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so awful but I can’t stop watching.

8/8/2025, 11:21:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view