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Yeah the monsoon season needs more monsoon
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Yeah the monsoon season needs more monsoon
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This gent is modeling a new wig from the Mama’s Family Collection.
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Trump looking like Father Jack after a flea dip is not a convincing proof of life
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Wile E. Coyote if he really stepped his game up
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Post a PERFECT album of the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam. This truly no-skip album kicked off the 90s
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Madonna’s best as well as being one of the best of the decade.
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You need one of them double decker sofas
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
He has opinions on Imperial Elephant Jasmine Rice and you’re gonna hear about it.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I am such a fan. I was just chatting about her with Robert Beltran. He recommended her for Night of the Comet after they did Eating Raoul together and then Scenes From the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills. She added something that nobody really had.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re free to appeal the ruling, but I’m afraid the evidence is not on your side.
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She’s a lady and would never
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Unpopular opinion: America has spent so long hero worshipping cops that they will lay down for authoritarianism with ease because they think it’s on their side.
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Yeah
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Being a victim is obviously what you came here for so knock yourself out.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
If you’re a teacher then I shouldn’t have to explain it to you. But keep supporting Jill Stein, who disappears for years at a time, and see if your life improves.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Then keep helping elect authoritarians by refusing to support viable Dem candidates. Surely MAGA will give it to you eventually.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re the one who needs a public Venmo account to get by, sweetie.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
The political spectrum shows that the far left is closer to the far right than it is to centrist thought. Mainly because they enjoy the outsider energy more than actual policy, IMHO
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Fact
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Now come the fuck on, he couldn’t gather an actual crowd for this? Surely some would even do it for free. How lazy. And embarrassing.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I only this week read the article in Rolling Stone and put together the link between Trump and Snoop. I feel like he may be worried that he’ll need a favor of the Ghislaine Maxwell variety one day.
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He didn’t do it! (I know he probably did, but look how cute he is)
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Sex trafficker energy is right in line with MAGA
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Sex trafficking energy is right in line with MAGA
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
He literally sold his employees to celebrity friends. I suspect he’s trying to get ahead of a diddyesque story. Though I’m not sure that human trafficking is still a crime in America.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Will she stop at nothing to further her cat propaganda?
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This is what has to be done
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
America has spent so long creating pro-cop propaganda that it almost happily falls into the arms of fascism.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
So you understand how hard the media worked to elect Trump?
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He hasn’t golfed in two weeks. The longest he’s ever gone. It may be time to get that champagne chilled. But it is DEFINITELY time for the left to get its shit together. Coalesce around the most important ideals of the party. Something the right never has a problem doing.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I bailed in January as well. I really just wanted to distance myself from social media. But this is one I should have kept
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Omg
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“Am I a joke to you, Leslie?” -potato, probably
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
A cuy is a guinea pig, so please enjoy this m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwr...
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I think this is something m.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwr...
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This bug is also shaming me for not having read Water for Elephants yet?
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry Harry is kosher and only uses beef for his sausages
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
We have a bottle of Dom Pérignon in the wine fridge for the big day, almost popped it for Dobson this week instead. Decided he wasn’t worth it, he got prosecco instead.
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How long do you think he’ll be dead before they admit that he’s dead
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t talk to accounts with no real name. Bye
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Well you sure fixed that! Ok chief lol
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Not the voters? Huh
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s what you said about Kamala last year. Look what you got. And Jill Stein just got richer as she laughs at you.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Then stay home. Maybe trumps third term is where he finally embraces the trans community.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
This year instead of your usual 30 dolls maybe get a locally sourced stick (no tariff) make a dress out of an old rag.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Arkansas, while a beautiful state, is intent on destroying itself to enrich its wealthiest citizens. They actively legislate to pollute and to take rights away from its citizens. Including healthcare from LGBT people. If being against that makes me an asshole then I’m good with that.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
If you will “never vote for” any Dem that’s running then you are enabling fascism with your idiotic purity test and trans people will suffer. Just as the far left made Palestinians suffer by refusing to vote for Kamala.
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I finally accepted a friend request from my uncles insane wife and she immediately tried to sell me Ivermectin. I left the south because of people like this but our entire country is turning into Arkansas.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Kathy certainly resembles her
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d pick you up
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
Robert Beltran and my hubby and I last week. I am not actually this short
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Frears and a stacked cast. And ten years later Terrence Stamp and a Bill Hunter would reunite as love interests in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have any idea how hard conservatives worked to create apathy in the far left? It worked beautifully. If you can’t have perfection then you’ll happily accept dog shit? That’s an incredibly entitled attitude that says fuck-you to some very vulnerable people.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
“Would you like some rotten shark, sir?” “Oh heavens yes, I had some roadkill earlier but that was at lunch.”
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
Jesus chose Gavin Newsom so I have no choice but to support
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
She expects a lot out of us and we can barely keep up with pets and treats and walkies schedule.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Abby and Bunny run a pretty tight ship. I have yet to see any money but they assure me that it’s all tied up in investments right now.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
Heirloom tomatoes with burrata, pesto, and a drizzle of Calabrian chiles. My favorite summertime lunch in France is now my favorite dinner in Las Vegas.
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This will be us Las Vegas people in...about November
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These are the idiots that you allowed to help elect Trump in 20216 and again in 2024. If far left dems don’t get their shit together we’ll be dealing with fascism far past my time on this planet
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Tough call
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Oh he really really does
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Then why isn’t anyone doing anything?
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Is his bed even big enough?
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
One thing republicans have become exceptional at is making a culture war out of a class war. People wanted cheaper groceries and affordable housing, republicans gave them transphobia, xenophobia, and homophobia all in the name of a religion that literally commands the opposite.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
He worked so hard for this honor.
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Once you achieve a certain level of wealth you become part of a different minority that supersedes any other. There are no LGBT billionaires, no black or hispanic billionaires. There are only billionaires. Period. Cook and Thiel dont care about equality for the same reason Caitlyn Jenner doesn't.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me know if you’re there at Thanksgiving I’ll invite you for a drink at our cabana
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
PV for Thanksgiving, every year
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
This generation couldn’t have handled the 90s, a guy once said to me “I’m into fat guys” and I wasn’t even fat.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly
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When you have a personality so toxic that people applaud you when you just flick off a cricket
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Like so many of her fans
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I am certain that Elon Musk has “sired” children.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as I saw a Vir Rae Publicae I knew I wasn’t going to need to read his comments
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social)
Aunt Gladys is where Little Edie was headed #weapons #flimsky
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Great point. This is supposedly the golden age of comedy. You can now say whatever. But all you’ve done is prove that you’re not particularly creative. Howie Mandel’s biggest joke ever was blowing up a glove with his nose on his head so I’m not sure why he’s part of any convo
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Brilliant point about hack comedians. But if you talk to enough real people you’ll realize how many hack people are out there too. I talk to so many people and I’m always saying to my hubby how many people will use the exact same language and I know they all watched the same “news” the night before
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
But like anonymous up until what point? I’m gonna give my address to a stranger I haven’t even seen? Nah, I don’t think so.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally WHAT more could she or Kamala have offered. This infuriates me. You wanted more so you settled for nothing?
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Im certain that a drag queen named Jean Jott does a Joan Jett tribute show in that same wig
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I need an Aunt Gladys origin story immediately
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Amy Madigan has always been great but this was legendary
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
I just need to talk about how Aunt Gladys slayed and I absolutely thought she was a drag queen at first
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Lol
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, did he like it?
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Huzzah! And also, I bought the t shirt.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
You know that delivery is always gonna be on time
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure I saw them open for Fennec Fox Fanfare at Brooklyn Bowl
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“You know what, he’s got a famous name and people love that nowadays. Get Bob Hitler on the phone, I think this might finally be his time to shine!”
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god that’s a great title for…something
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can say is that I have invested decades and I have to see how it ends. Probably in a massive fireball as Miranda finally snaps and explodes Carrie’s stupid Gramercy Park mansion.
Jerry Lambert (@jerrylambert.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so awful but I can’t stop watching.