Donald Trump claims that he is "alive" and "not dead". I don't know how I am supposed to believe him. When has he ever told the truth before?
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Donald Trump claims that he is "alive" and "not dead". I don't know how I am supposed to believe him. When has he ever told the truth before?
when I'm supposed to care that bsky is 'dying' again:
i really do not come onto social media to be drafted into the social media wars. i do not care about which platform has the greatest virtue. that's like getting into fights about which mall in your hometown has the best orange julius
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Resident Evil Outbreak was an ambitious game. Capcom took Resident Evil's formula online! Sadly it released right before the online gaming revolution took off. Today we're exploring all of what made Outbreak great and not so great! RTs appreciated! youtu.be/liij-4vustQ
whoa me too 👀💜
My contract with Blizzard ends in one month. I'm still looking for a fulltime role as a senior writer or narrative designer! If you need someone who can write poetic prose, emotive dialogue, and sharp stories, I'm here. ✨
the subtitles stay on during sex
constantly- fortunately your brain is incorrect <3 (I feel it tho. I'm sorry -_-)
"The law as it’s written has also caused problems for those providing sexual assault exams on young people under 18. Under the law, a health worker would need to get consent from a parent to do the exam, but in some cases the perpetrator of the assault may be that parent"
absolutely correct
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KRAMER: I'm hunting him, Jerry JERRY: Who? KRAMER: My friend Bob Sacamano. He sacrificed the Band of the Hawk to become one of the God Hand. Now I'm marked with this Brand of Sacrifice and haunted by demons. GEORGE: You live a fascinating life, don't you? KRAMER: [wild hand gesture] Oh yeah
I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.
The Palestinian-led BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
you too huh
"people on bluesky are like this" who are you talking about. my friends are thirstposting some dude from trails in the sky
BEST GAME
radar knows that sound means a chewy delivery is on its way
I decided to spend my holiday time today writing at length about why I think the treating of Silksong as "the GTA6 of indie games" is nonsense auratriolo.com/blog/2025/09...
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
fuck yea rando on NGL tried to make fun of my wig the other day and i’m like bitch i *know* it’s great. try harder
maybe one day she'll decide opening her fuckin mouth was a mistake, and I hope she embraces that.
the "it appears to be sarcasm" one is my fave because I love when people are like "I'm just aware enough to detect that this is a joke, but I still need to feel superior"
wngmi, gang we’re all gonna die of rabies bc someone thinks their golden doodle is autistic
god i bet this would feel so good on your back though
Apropos of nothing here's the GoFundMe for Peter David's medical debt. Guy who wrote the Hulk for over a decade and co-created Spider-Man 2099. You'd think that'd earn him security in life but I guess the Marvel Method never changes. www.gofundme.com/f/help-peter...
we’re correct, is the thing
very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games
Hey did you know you’re really pretty btw
Americans Astronomers watching watching US politics Betelgeuse 🤝 “It could happen at any time”
i believe “awooga” is the scientific term
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oh you're right, two cuties
whoa there's a cutie in that mirror
A reminder on this Labor Day: Slavery still exists in the form of incarcerated labor. It’s long overdue to end forced labor in prisons.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
bluesky may i interest you in the two drawings i consider my magnum opus
ugh can they even call it a bathroom at that point
oh cool it's one of those days where my brain just doesn't work and i can't do literally anything
bluesky is dying because it doesn't have a little guy who can be anthropomorphised into a flustered office lady and ouuugh wouldn't it be terrible if she got into situations!!
"Boycott" doesn't mean "keep doing the exact same thing but awkwardly mention that it's bad first". "Boycott" means "boycott". Our responsibilitiy to humanity overrides and supercedes our responsibility to any hobbyist audience.
Or trying to have their cake and eat it too by mentioning the boycott up front before immediately violating it in the same breath/paragraph. "Reporting Xbox news in direct violation of BDS but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disapprove"-ass theory of politic.
tbh with all the big games costing way too much right now i don't especially care too much for discourse about some devs not setting the price of their game as high as they could get away with
yeah indie devs could charge more for their games but also im poor and i like the big new game that i wanna play only costing 20 bucks
There is still beauty left in the world
We should've snuffed out EDM in its crib. The straights should've never been allowed to learn about dance music.
ace combat zero (they did one but it was limited and long before i played it, so they should do another run just for me!)
it’s going well! i’m being very casual about it, just having fun 😅 but there’s progress!
i do wish fat characters can exist in porn without it being tied specifically to fat fetishes. and I prefer if puritans or people who police fat bodies in kink not engage because I understand the nuances of it all but man it sucks my body type cannot be seen separate from kink
I've got a total of 12 hours this week so I might as well be unemployed could use any help to get through the next couple weeks
i think i sat wrong when i did guitar practice yesterday. my hips hurt 😭
Death Stranding 2 is full of constant weird surprises but "you should bring weapons on this order, just in case!" is definitely sauceless compared to the incredibly funny dread of the opening credits for a mission announcing Guest Starring The "SKULLS" Parasite Unit
Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
art can provide us with powerful visions of better worlds
girl who needs to be woken up with a lil hug and kiss
u got games on there?
They come a'runnin' just as fast as they can, Cause every girl's crazy man door car hook hand.
the thing about AI is even if it were accurate and good at what it's claimed to be doing, we, like all organisms, are extremely lazy! the goal of every organism is to expend as little energy as possible in the propagation of itself. to that end, anything that we can offload, we get REALLY bad at!
[Watching a truck driver (a profession I know nothing about) try to turn around his truck (a machine I know nothing about) in a space that I know he can't (do I really know that) and getting stuck (a situation that would make me vomit)]: Hahaha idiot.
no! i like following you!!
I have discovered a planet. It is so far away. There's a creature there like a moose, except for its concerned ribs. Can we go?
Real glad you did! ^_^
i explicitly told windows to stop taking updates for 5 weeks and it straight up ignored me lmao
i like they slam in the back of my dragula
"If the Democrats don't win, we'll lose the soul of this country!" My good bitch, the soul of this country is racism and genocide. Satan will be using the soul of this country as a jizz rag no matter who wins whatever election. Fuck your fanfic vision of America. Save actual humans.
Going to be really clear: I don't give a fuck about your democracy if all of my friends are suffering or dead.
Game’s probably over, post good TikToks
obligated to repost and tag @spacethey.gay bc they love this bit
Twenty dollars can buy Silksong.
Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
boobs your top
SHE'S SO NORMAL
Real killcam is one of my favorite bits of ours
the dream
this is so real, i've done this
hi hi!!!
I will only ever lie to you in fun ways ✨
good because I was lying ^_^
looking respectfully 👀
Me when my wife sees the browser history
I realize this is an old post and I'm a stranger but I have to respond No, that is not what "art is supposed to be about." Art is expression. It does not matter who likes it, if anyone. Maybe that matters in a commercial sense, but that's a different conversation. AI art expresses nothing.
oh shit that's rad tho
it's *so good*
my secret shame is that i never played a ton of FF12 back in the day but now that im like 30hrs in it's really crazy that it's not universally considered the best game in the series. i know some ppl feel that way but how is it not a consensus it's best-in-class in every aspect it's crazy
owning a house like this while even one single person lives on the street fucking hammers
fuck you, I want to write my own script jesus christ
me looking at this image
Give your favorite secretary a hug
Upon encouragement from friends, I think I'm opening up shop again to potential clients. Experienced in TTRPGs and fiction SHRIKE PUBLISHING SERVICES: Copywriting: 3 cents/word Copy editing: 3 cents/word Logistics: $20/billable hour Crowdfunding prep: 200 down + 5% of haul Distribution: Negotiated
i’ll buy this and i also gift it to a friend i know will love it ✨
he’s obviously a piece of shit but i think he cooked with the hat
i believe we call this a “regrettable misadventure”
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