Jester (he/they)
@jesterbrc.bsky.social
One of them foolish mortals. Trying to be a good feminist, ally, etc.
created September 20, 2023
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Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like we're in agreement about this. I'm just not sure what the untruth is. Was Big Balls not assaulted? Was he not harassing someone? Was he in a different city when he got wounded? Was there only one assailant instead of two? I'm seriously just a bit lost.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Just coming online this weekend now. Can you someone link why this is a lie and why it matters? I feel like I'm missing something.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
"Once in a while, when the Dog goes to the pound, it comes back with a puppy."
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't work with full level genius bros, but the closer someone gets to that level (in my bubble) the more humble they seem to become. The braggarts are the ones who just got exposed to something early. It's an extra year of studying, not a brilliant mind.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Long Kiss Goodnight changed me.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you thought about how the people who support you getting your ass kicked would feel about you if you started defending yourself? Do you just want them to never like you?
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You're either choking on dick or choking on water. Your choice.
RadiantHostility (he/him) (@radianthostility.bsky.social) reposted
It's important that frodo and gandalf stabbed a lot of people shortly after this conversation and then Gandalf murdered a demon of the ancient world, by with a sword. They weren't feeling sorry for themselves. They immediately went and killed a bunch of people directly responsible for the problem.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You're doing great non-Teenage Goth Kasey!
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
*Slams dictionary shut til Tuesday*
They Might Be Giants (@tmbg.bsky.social) reposted
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Right on! You look great, too!
stuforreal.bsky.social (@stuforreal.bsky.social) reposted
Save us, meth raccoon
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
My wedding vows included "I want to get to know you better. I want to be old and decrepit, beside you in bed in the morning, and think 'I want to get to know her better'."
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're ever in San Francisco on Easter, this is the tip of the iceberg.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, I probably should have let my previous idea be in three skeets instead of one. Technology, communication, they are hard (if you care about the truth, less so if you can kill someone on 5th street and still have supporters)
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You are 100% correct! Lots of VERY rich white men (and others) have failed at what he seems to do naturally. I was just thinking maybe it (his crowd pleasing) is not an antisocial pattern. Mostly because I want people who like other humans to use it. I think that may be our only hope.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
It may not be true, but he's a couch fucker.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm picking up what you're putting down, but diverge a little here. He's a (fucking assling shihole) good leader/spokesperson - gets a crowd ginned up and finds out what they want to hear. He then uses that power for evil. Maybe the only way to beat him is to use that power (AOC/Bernie) for good
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you have some very good points in previous posts, but his "success" with women seems fairly easily explained by money, power, and non-consent.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
It wouldn't be so awkward if they would just close the garage door.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I don't know who Mr. Getting is, but I think it's a really poor strategy to insult Dolly Parton and I wish they would stop. Even if they do have some kinda "boy named Sue" defense to mount.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Reality confirmed to have a liberal bias.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
@noahpinion.blogsky.venki.dev You've probably already seen this, but: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z35m...
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, i guess after your parents starve because they have no SS, and you're about to die because you have no medicaid, at least you can be happy the trans person has to use the other bathroom.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, now that I'm imagining all that, can someone tell me how firing a bunch of federal workers and cancelling all the gov benefits of everyone in the story will help?
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
DEI has so much more value than its critics are ready to recognize.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
They're eating the 401ks! They're eating the Social Security! They're eating the retirements of the people who live here!
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
"Anti Elon Tesla Club" is the more common one in my neighborhood. Also, about 5, or maybe 10% of what appear to be local teslas.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
This is clearly meant to be a compliment, and I don't really have an issue with it. But I notice the very masculine trait "balls" applied to someone who clearly can act how she's acting without any balls and I wonder if maybe there's a better word.
John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted
Hell yeah, Austin.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
*smooch on an unusual place* Why does your elbow taste like mayonnaise? Is that a Dutch thing?
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Maus brought me to this one. www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_R...
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Really? Sounds like they were helping you build stability. I'd say they deserve treats and belly rubs for their excellent training.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd also say it's because we do one thing at a time, slowly. They do 100 things at a time, 50 of the fail, 30 of them have no effect, 15 of them make them rich while breaking the law, and 5 of them undermine democracy. A month later, they've done thousands of things, and we're still trying to do 1
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I looked for at least 10 minutes, cannot find the dog
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I mean, mine are green not orange, but same
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry if I double posted, on a plane.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
@vought.bsky.social Today (March 28) 23.A in the NYT crossword.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
@vought.bsky.social Today (march 28th) 23.A in the NYT crossword!
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Kate, this is important!
Thanks For Sharing, Jerk (@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social) reposted
They’re mostly mediocre white men—they’ve been fucking things up their entire lives and have never experienced any consequences for it, why should now be any different
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
YOU'RE WELCOME
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You can blame me all you want, but you were there playing along the whole time!
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't not believe he was just acting like he would in real life if somehow in charge of a starship.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You do a pretty good job of being the weird I want to see in the world. I very much appreciate that.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Be the weird you want to see in the world.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
The Commerce Secretary of the US is telling people to go out and buy stock in a specific company on national television.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
there’s an easy solution to “tons of people want to do me physical harm for ruining their lives” and it’s “ruin less lives”
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Congrats Jon!
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You do have some cheerful and perhaps plotting four legged friends, who I assume keep your spirits up.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
TBH, my personal life is pretty great. It's just all that pesky downfall of America stuff.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
OK is a fair way to describe it. Finding silver linings, or screaming into the abyss also describe it. I guess OK is kinda the average of those two.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I read this first as "Smut takes every week" and that's not 100% inaccurate.
jordan [ham] (@nursemurderer.bsky.social) reposted
[at a car dealership] hi, how many dildos can I fit in this thing?
Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) reposted
The squirrels are quiet today. Too quiet.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
It's never a drag queen.
Whether Underground (@fightingmongeese.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
There never has been, nor will there be, a time when I don't want to watch this.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the correction. I knew it was a tiny number and just tossed 100 in because I was sure it was basically a rounding error.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
I really dislike when the law has a bigger impact than the "problem" it's supposed to solve. Because some people are afraid of the 100 or so trans women in college sports they are proposing genital inspection of every female athlete of any age.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
One of those quotes that could be from a hundred years ago.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
With all of this fall of civilization and nazis coming to power stuff, I am very excited about Andor season 2 coming out. No joke, I watched S1 maybe 10 times, maybe more.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
This was the perfect night. Until mom tried to make a phone call.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG WHY DO YOU HATE DOGS?
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
1. ty 2. LOL
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Never played PF. Is there a reason that no penalties for shooting prone is broken?
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Beauty still exists.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
The "hero" bar is very low right now. The problem is that these men don't want to be heroes in a healthy way, or in a way that anyone but a man in their bubble recognizes. They want to swashbuckle into a school shooting, dive through a window, and shoot the bad guy in the head.
Scott Galloway (@profgalloway.com) reposted
👇🏻👇🏻
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
“Human”
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
oh fuck
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I think it needs to be in caps. BIRD.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I know nothing about bird spying. But I do enjoy other people finding joy.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Reminds me of the Russian propaganda (no, not that one) of the soldiers doing Rocky-in-the-snow type workouts and how the GOP was in love, talking about how US forces had gone soft with woke. Then we saw them try to drive tanks down a road for over 100 miles, and they couldn't.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
This whole debate seems a moot point to me. Block or don't block. It's like your favorite color. I may choose something you didn't, but I don't really care what you choose. Do what makes you happy. You are free from required blue check bot spam - have fun however you like.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I heard he put Grimace in charge of Government Deficiency.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what I remember when any purity test comes up.
Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted
There's no harm in Dems adding to their messaging, "the constant stream of sudden gov't changes is ridiculous, Trump and his appointees are incompetent and Republicans in Congress are useless toadies." Repeat it enough times and people will correctly associate gov't dysfunction with Trump/GOP.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I don’t agree
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Dems should be blocking everything possible. Delay every vote, launch a million possibly meaningless inquiries. Not just because it's good politics - and "fair" when the other side does it. Because some of these things are catastrophic for democracy. Probe Elon endlessly. FIGHT.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll get there some day, my friend.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be. While we have *waves hands vaguely* all of this going on, we at least deserve this one little treat.
Janel Comeau 🍁 (@verybadllama.bsky.social) reposted
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
You have a good point, but in the absence of any functional Dem leadership and a centrist-at-best media I think a ground swell of humans saying "FAFO, you voted for this" might be effective. Or maybe just better than nothing. Also, more fun than screaming into the void.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
At this point I don't want to investigate if this is an official account. I just want to believe.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
It reminds me of Bush and 9/11. There doesn't have to be a secret plot, it's just a rich privileged boy who is used to getting as many at bats as it takes to hit a home run. Eventually, something works out for them. In this case, it turned out Twitter was a good tool to dismantle democracy with.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Or a secret third thing!
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
"Trump appointed a road rules cast member to be in charge of airline safety and this is the result" that's all true and a one-sentence narrative that is completely damning to the ears of someone who isn't paying much attention to politics. Take the layup.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Ha! That guy is right *takes a spoonful of shitposts and shoves it into my mouth* Those proles sure do eat up that vacuous crap. *takes shovel and jams more into my mouth* What uncultured rubes. *dislocates jaw so I can swallow all of BSKY whole*
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
I'm all for differing viewpoints. I even find some here. I am not for having nazis shoved in my face.
Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) reposted
The crested capuchins are temporarily unavailable for public viewing while we figure out which one typed those Shakespeare plays.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
Being horny (bull horns) on main. MOOOO
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks Obama.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
>confused, but useful. May be my new playa name
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed! I had to intentionally stop talking to the people I know and decide to go meet others. Very manual mental process.
Jester (he/they) (@jesterbrc.bsky.social)
GDI, the eggs are sold out?!?! www.kaseysmith.net/fauxberge-eggs