Kevin Pelton (@kpelton.bsky.social) reposted
Few teams have improved in terms of watchability within the same season as much as this year's Connecticut Sun, particularly after the arrival of Leila Lacan.
Expect a lot of yapping about my favorite sports teams and how dumb they are
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view profile on Bluesky Kevin Pelton (@kpelton.bsky.social) reposted
Few teams have improved in terms of watchability within the same season as much as this year's Connecticut Sun, particularly after the arrival of Leila Lacan.
Culture Crave ๐ฟ (@culturecrave.co) reposted
Marvel released an official variant cover featuring Spider-Kermit ๐ท๏ธ
1-800-mattress-firms (@ind3fatigable.online) reposted
Black Trans Lives Matter. Never forget it.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Title Fight, Modern Baseball, Transit
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
When the fajitas come out sizzling
Red Sox (@redsox.com) reposted
JARREN WITH HIS 1ST CAREER INSIDE-THE-PARK HR!
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Jaws in imax was fucking fun
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I need a Resident Evil 0 remake posthaste
Marcus SOBER 4 YEARS ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@papacitogordo.bsky.social) reposted
Fuck Kristi Noem.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruh
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I miss Jungle Boy
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Because weโre smarter than them and they donโt like it lol
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
The Patriots are due for a stud player they drafted to emerge, a good player has to fall into their lap at some point
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
New Kingdom of Giants is solid
John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) reposted
Dear project managers, If you tell me the deadline you gave me is close-of-play Friday, DO NOT email me demanding to know why it wasn't done yesterday. Yesterday was not Friday, despite how much I wish it was.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
What movie character reminds you the most of yourself? ๐ค Easily my goat heโs literally me
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
New Pats uniforms are kinda cool
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
DAMN is a good album start to finish
Aidan Moher (@aidanmoher.com) reposted
BREAKING: Snoop Dogg to rename his classic album โDoggystyleโ to โMissionaryโ because heโs afraid of the homoerotic association of the original title.
1-800-mattress-firms (@ind3fatigable.online) reposted
Gavin Newsom hates garlic bread
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
RULE ABOUT AMERICAN FLAGS: If you burn the fabric part, you're looking at jail. But it you use the pole part to assault a police officer, you get a presidential pardon, praise, and some cash.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
We are so back
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Tommy is gonna love the North End
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
TOMMY CUTLETS MY GOAT WELCOME TO NEW ENGLAND
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Iโll never understand why people throw slurs at other people like just shut the fuck up
Gabby๐ฆ๐ (@melaninn05.bsky.social) reposted
I miss vine
๐ป๐ฆsarah๐ง๐ป๐ (@sarahlovesgeno.bsky.social) reposted
Iโm so tired of the world tbh
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay I did not see any articles like this anywhere
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Is it me or has Maura Healey been oddly quiet?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
I shouldโve known
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
The city? The musical? The band? The style of pizza?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Itโs been real Cole Strange your jersey will never be forgotten ๐ซก
reeceness (@reeceness.blacksky.app) reposted
Huh?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
MEGA: Make Empire Great Again
Hiro! (@a-dragon-from.space) reposted
"why are you so eager to support emulation?" it should not cost $250 to turn someone otherkin
Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) reposted
Burning flag is a crime, but wearing it on your crotch is patriotism.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Too young to be a millennial, too old to be Gen Z
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
But it wonโt solve all of our problems, which a lot of Patriots fans believe it will. It wonโt make up for their bad drafting and lack of depth
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Okay, Patriots fans! We gotta make some ground rules. 1. STOP THINKING COACHING FIXES EVERYTHING. Coaching doesnโt do as much good when your players suck! 2. WE WILL NEVER HAVE TOM BRADY OR ANYONE CLOSE EVER AGAIN. As much as I like Drake Maye, stop expecting him to be Tom fucking Brady.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
When in Romeโฆ
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Dustin May fucking blows
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Who said they werenโt?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
The urge to send James Gunn an audition tape to be the Flash because Wally is me ๐
Trish K (@tkaz99.bsky.social) reposted
I wanna time jump to October
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
They put on such an excellent live show
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Back on my 80s one hit wonder kick. Bette Davis Eyes is a bop
Kim Herbst (@kiwifruitbird.bsky.social) reposted
..feel like everyone should fight chatgpt via handwriting/doodling stuff on postcards and then mailing those postcards to one another. Getting physical notes from long distance friends was always comforting.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Get fucked Yankees!
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereโs a pizza place near my house whoโs had the same sign up since the 50s. They are terrific
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Sweet, now I can go back
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
My work: Youโre worth this much to us Me: According to Glassdoor, I should be getting paid a lot more due to my title. Youโre paying me well below state average for an entry level position My work: ๐ก๐ก๐ก
All Gallowโs Ween (@dsoart.com) reposted
Iโm sorry or youโre welcome
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs so cool
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I miss my friends bro
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
It amazes me how many people get personally upset when they find out a celebrity is actually a scumbag, how are you still surprised?
Emily Schnall (@emilyschnall.bsky.social) reposted
Are juggalos millenial parrotheads
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Heโs got that Troy Polamalu vibe
Janette Moser (@mjmoser.bsky.social) reposted
Broadcasters take the Yankees dick out of your mouth challenge impossible.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
โAccording to the analyticsโ โ๏ธ๐ค Shut up, dumbass
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
This Red Sox team infuriates me. And them using AI and not adjusting to whatโs happening in the game makes me sick
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Patiently waiting for the boomers to both retire and die
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Am I a better Star Lord than Chris Pratt? Yes or yes?
Moonlight Mysti ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ท (@moonlitmysti.bsky.social) reposted
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Me: *waiting for my coffee* The guy in front of me talking to the cashier girl: Come on, smile for me Me:
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Not one of my cosplayer buddies telling me Iโm a better Star Lord than Chris Pratt I have hit my pinnacle
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
GO GET TERRY MCLAURIN AND REAL OFFENSIVE LINEMEN
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Iโll still watch but Iโm very very skeptical
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally mean the football team tho ๐
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweating buckets because thatโs our team ๐
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
As someone on the autism spectrum, Iโd much rather be called the R-slur than be treated like an incapable child
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw - Magnolia Park - Counterparts - Kelsea Ballerini - The Amity Affliction - The Story So Far
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I WANT THE WOOLOO
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Speedy, Kid Flash, Cyborg
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Growing up is realizing posts about hating men are not directed towards me as an individual
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I fucking love food bro
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs so funny I loved every second of it
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
if you see me at the club, this is what you'll find
๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ช (@thestabbyraccoon.being.baddie.fyi) reposted
you all underestimate how dumb I am
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
If they kept their cool, none of this wouldโve happened. His wife would probably still find out but it wouldnโt be this public. You played a stupid game so take the stupid prize jackass ๐๐
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Iโm in my Spider-Man Noir era
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Favorite Pokรฉmon
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I appreciate Taco Bell for using pop punk and hardcore in their commercials
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey at least heโs wearing protection
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Whyโs that?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I wish Vulture would come back in the MCU
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I desperately need a trailer for Spider-Noir
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Itโs good I like it
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Hater of the decade
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
โTwo Seniors,โ Says Jordon Hudson, Looking AMC Cashier Dead In Eye
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
I wonder if ICE agents will flee to Argentina when this is all over
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Why do I feel like itโll just be a cameo?
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
What gif pops up when you type your name? I figured lol
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social)
Increase a band: Two Days To Remember
Culture Crave ๐ฟ (@culturecrave.co) reposted
First poster for โFalloutโ S2 โข๏ธ Releasing on Prime Video in December
Jonathan ๐ธโพ๏ธ๐ (@jfikey.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheโs into some freaky shit