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Simon

@jiffo.bsky.social

created November 13, 2024

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First thing I thought was ‘drugs mule’..

13/8/2025, 6:58:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Defo. And that includes the shoot outs England have lost.

17/7/2025, 9:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald Trump sparked outrage with his shocking display of bullying at the Oval office meeting with Ukraine’s President Zelensky. Now, over 150,000 of us are calling to cancel his second UK state visit - will you join the backlash too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

8/3/2025, 5:52:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the cunts that will be cheering this shit on. What a fucked up time to be alive. Agony.

28/2/2025, 8:18:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has anyone started a government petition to rescind Trump’s state visit yet? Needs to happen. Millions need to sign it.

28/2/2025, 7:49:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Suspect the party’s moved on to the US embassy. Plenty there.

28/2/2025, 7:37:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely no doubt Eldof Muskler will be going to jail once this shit show is behind us.

7/2/2025, 8:43:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brexit sovereignty in action. Draft in a completely mental US based South African billionaire to influence the direction of political travel in the UK because our own constellation of right wing lunatics aren’t up to it.

12/1/2025, 11:02:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s such a geek. I bet he spent an unholy amount of time playing Dungeons and Dragons. Probably still does. Psychopathic twat.. ‘Going to war’. FFS.

28/12/2024, 5:43:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probs off to take up a position in Trump’s administration.

6/12/2024, 11:01:28 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only really go back to the fat Saffa’s platform to flag all the ads as irrelevant. Every little counts.

27/11/2024, 10:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Achingly depressing.

25/11/2024, 6:33:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wondering how many Brexit voting Conservative farmers (land owners) with kids at private school have been waking up in recent weeks thinking about what could have been.

25/11/2024, 10:32:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not sure I want an Alan Partridge / megalomaniac hybrid fighting villains on my behalf.

24/11/2024, 6:09:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Got two of these. Spend my whole time apologising for their hysterical behaviour when walking them. Embarrassments.

18/11/2024, 8:33:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view