Jill-E
@jillie.bsky.social
Unemployed asshole.
created September 29, 2023
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Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so different in Canada. We just call make the fraud complaint and it’s taken care of immediately. Our banking and credit systems are vastly different. I wish yours wasn’t actually predatory. Helps no one
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I am probably wrong but this one makes me giggles every time I see it.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
This helps more than you can ever know
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
“It’s generational” excuses
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Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
You bet she did.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew her. And no I was too young
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ivana was a lowlife who trolled elementary schoolers with Maxwell. Lowest of the low.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
We will get through this, together.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts too. She has done her time. 😂
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot decide if this is good or terrible. I would hate to see this site attacked but I also hope people are waking and moving over.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Why did it take me so long to see this? Sigh.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes sir. It’s dang frustrating so I generally shut down the app.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Show off 😜
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! But I assumed it is from having an ancient iPhone…nothing works anymore. Even wifi can be iffie
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Tink. Tink. Tink.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Insta follow…Linda Ann
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
lol Canadians keep it light. The old dudes laugh while I tell my husband who to vote for from across the room.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I have never missed a vote and am probably questioned for forcing my kids and husband to. They still have free will as I am screaming who to vote for.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?!? Forced compliance is the only option for the lazy and ill informed.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I cannot be the only Canadian…
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am the sin eater. Not an inch of guilt or remorse…I know where I am going 😂
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I literally do not give a shit. Rot for all I care.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I will be the asshole for both. Consider your spiritual and moral burden removed. 😂
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am so glad I didn’t pop the champagne too early. Yikes.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oof. Instant follow
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not wrong Frank.
Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky right now ...
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
@thefrankaccount.bsky.social 😂
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I am screaming 😱 This cannot be real.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Guys. No. Really. Don’t jinx it fuckers.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
So respectful to hold his hands behind him. I appreciate that small gesture.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
And doll, as a reporter you are at risk. Safety plan now
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
The capitulation needs to end.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
apathy will kill your experiment. The capitulation is stunning.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
See you tomorrow Thomas…all the residents at the Edward are looking g forward to seeing you…it’s going to be busy!
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
If ever a witch was required…I would love the protection.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the most gutting thing for me is the racism. I naively had no idea 1/2 the population (yes I live in a bubble). And I shudder to think about the future for America.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone should pay his taxes.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Look Frank, I am metaphorically at Costco for my $1.50 dog AND pop Don’t play with me.
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Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Bernadette kinda saved me here, cause I could rot. I am trying to be the woman my grandmother hoped. Baking, weaving, embroidery, language (Farsi currently), piano, horse riding, sailing, and just being a kick ass weirdo. My little brother called me unique. I recognize these are privileges.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I don’t think I can convey the level of heartburn I have currently. Mylanta! It all hurts so I am swimming laps and sitting in the steam room like I am 90. I bought a toque so I can fit in. The ladies love it.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Now don’t be cultish. I am sure Meghan and Harry are considering all these positions. 7/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
With Harry’s family background, backing a commonwealth or EU country would be advisable, healthier and promote human rights, currently unavailable to fruit pickers in America 6/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
If her favourite wine is actually Tignanello, this Napa selection leaves me scratching my head at a rose. Sigh. I have my feelings in grapes she would adore from outside a fascist country. My personal feelings are the grapes need to be sourced (outside of America) 5/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Now to face the reviews. This vintage could be stellar. And it might be! Next year might be different. Good wine is unforced and not manipulated (a lot of Napa wine is coerced year to year). I see her love of Napa and the mountain fruit appreciate that. 4/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Presently, as much as I would love to support, and I could probably lay my hands on a bottle…I won’t. Anything US grown, produced or made is off my list permanently. America has threatened my country countlessly. Essentially the FDA is gone…3/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously, Meghan had no idea the attack Canada and allies would face when looking at supply chain and geopolitical issues to supply the As Ever grapes. 2/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I love my Sussex Squad. Dearly. You have assisted me through the darkest times. I have been so disappointed in private messages about my thoughts, as a wine professional and Canadian on the As Ever wine. 1/
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
As if flying into Denver isn’t bad enough.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Look Leah, my teeth are not going to break on their own.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
This is where I connect with you.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup but i have questioned if it is humanity being quiet.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday baby!
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
B it’s the only answer.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ohhhhhh. Dumbass. I adore this for her
Bernadette R. Giacomazzo (@bernadettegiacomazzo.com) reposted
Especially after what happened to her boss when he had a "private meeting" with Trump folks. No sir. I want it in full public. In Times Square, preferably.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
They have no idea they have the ideal man. They have a man who is smart, sexy and kind.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
What’s primal Gillian. What’s primal is the feelings I feel cleaning son’s face. He took his licks fairly. Damn I want to hurt people
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I slap on green daily. Goodbye Rosie face
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
I don’t do anymore. Unless it’s for Henry. I think my current goal is to weave, knit, embroider, read, wonder, eat and drink. The gentle lady life. In other words, my business partner stole all my money and no one wants to hire an old woman.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe I can squeeze in a measles infection. But we all know Alberta number one disease: syphillis
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Berta…sigh. Do we have to prove the stereotype everyday?
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh…my plans for next week are shot.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
This is the content I will consume:
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Peaceful sigh
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I can picture you with a cool cocktail, summer hat and judgement. PS I am inviting myself and bringing snacks.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
No
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Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh come on! That is too cute!
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
No Gillian. No. It’s irresponsible to even consider. I need a million other things first: No. No. The only logical choice is to bring her home. No. You are witnessing a crash out in real time.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Mackenzie every dollar she donates.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh! Sorry to disrupt your day Frank! I forgot it’s not summer everywhere. No news yet. She’ll be fine. I care about her health safety or welfare about as much as she cared for the health and safety of children. She is an actual monster in human form. I have never had a pleasant encounter with her
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Yes.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
The names not named who should be named Frank. I am raging. This is so big.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
The way flight staff would look the other way. For a tip. They knew.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
She is gorgeous!
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Gah! Look at that rottn’ love.little goof balls.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Happy to see y’all.
queensrmade1.bsky.social (@queensrmade1.bsky.social) reposted
This is why our country is fk’d 😩
Ann Douglas (@anndouglas.bsky.social) reposted
The fact that almost every Canadian I follow on here is being really quiet right now hints at our collective mood: quiet, simmering rage.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Nooo. Really?!? Wowzers we get a whole different history of the Kennedys in Canada! Everyone loves the Kennedys here. I honestly thought he was a goof ball and that was all. Where did good people go?
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jack Schlossberg. Where is he? Why did he delete his socials? Why is he so damn handsome? (Oops that one is for me). Timing is sus. Where is Jack? This is a mystery for Bernadette.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Marc’ just texted. He feels similar. What is going on down there F? Do spill all the tea. Please
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)
Got a feeling my favourite reporter is on this. B, where is Jack? @bgwritesstuff.bsky.social My day: My son. LM. Jack. My husband. Where is Jack? My basically non existent primal instincts tell me something wrong. Where is Jack? I am going break shit.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Eek! Cannot wait! Plane leaves Monday for Van with baby Henry (don’t call him Harry - he hates anything but Henry or Haz) Last time we almost missed our flight because of an obnoxiously large diaper; not mine. In fairness, finding non alcoholic beverages at 0400 is impossible.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
My brother in Christ…our colonial nature is intertwined…
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
My dude. When I land in Sydney, we need to get shit faced and trash talk everyone… One angry Aussie. One angry Canadian. Yikes. We might end up “procuring” a US nuclear submarine. Naked….again
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Frank. My friend. I have blender. Would you please place my head in it?
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
That is an ouchie. Oh heal quick my friend!
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: kid rock
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh B. We all remember that boy from Mississauga.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I know that! My mother has master degrees in Science, nursing and education. Now? Anti science/anti vaccination. She will not even acknowledge she worked in a TB ward. So weird. My father has a PhD in urban planning. My undergrad is useless but at least I am pretty as my mum says.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the shit I want to feel Inferior about! Actual knowledge, experience and learning. I have a basic undergrad in general arts. Human sciences, political sciences and philosophical science. I cannot even get a job at Costco. Going to have to be Canadian and apologize for assuming.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
You are an honourary Canadian now. We do not acknowledge or accept Drake. Head down. We don’t know him.
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
You English majors constantly amuse me with your acute understanding of the micro expressions in English (sorry, “American”)
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
I see what you did there
Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is nice to meet you Bernadette! I am Gillian (pronunciation Jillian). Like Cillian Murphy.