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Jill-E

@jillie.bsky.social

Unemployed asshole.

created September 29, 2023

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Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s so different in Canada. We just call make the fraud complaint and it’s taken care of immediately. Our banking and credit systems are vastly different. I wish yours wasn’t actually predatory. Helps no one

1/9/2025, 3:16:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I know I am probably wrong but this one makes me giggles every time I see it.

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1/9/2025, 3:06:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

This helps more than you can ever know

1/9/2025, 7:03:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

“It’s generational” excuses

1/9/2025, 5:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:56:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

You bet she did.

1/9/2025, 4:49:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I knew her. And no I was too young

1/9/2025, 3:26:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ivana was a lowlife who trolled elementary schoolers with Maxwell. Lowest of the low.

1/9/2025, 3:22:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

We will get through this, together.

1/9/2025, 1:54:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

My thoughts too. She has done her time. 😂

1/9/2025, 1:29:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot decide if this is good or terrible. I would hate to see this site attacked but I also hope people are waking and moving over.

1/9/2025, 1:12:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Why did it take me so long to see this? Sigh.

1/9/2025, 1:07:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes sir. It’s dang frustrating so I generally shut down the app.

1/9/2025, 1:02:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Show off 😜

1/9/2025, 12:59:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! But I assumed it is from having an ancient iPhone…nothing works anymore. Even wifi can be iffie

31/8/2025, 10:56:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Tink. Tink. Tink.

31/8/2025, 7:28:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Insta follow…Linda Ann

31/8/2025, 6:46:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

lol Canadians keep it light. The old dudes laugh while I tell my husband who to vote for from across the room.

31/8/2025, 6:42:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never missed a vote and am probably questioned for forcing my kids and husband to. They still have free will as I am screaming who to vote for.

31/8/2025, 6:56:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?!? Forced compliance is the only option for the lazy and ill informed.

31/8/2025, 6:52:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I cannot be the only Canadian…

31/8/2025, 6:50:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I am the sin eater. Not an inch of guilt or remorse…I know where I am going 😂

31/8/2025, 2:38:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I literally do not give a shit. Rot for all I care.

30/8/2025, 5:29:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I will be the asshole for both. Consider your spiritual and moral burden removed. 😂

30/8/2025, 4:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I am so glad I didn’t pop the champagne too early. Yikes.

30/8/2025, 4:40:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof. Instant follow

30/8/2025, 11:19:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not wrong Frank.

30/8/2025, 10:40:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, (@autismsupsoc.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky right now ...

30/8/2025, 5:11:07 AM | 12048 2031 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

@thefrankaccount.bsky.social 😂

30/8/2025, 9:56:17 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I am screaming 😱 This cannot be real.

30/8/2025, 9:48:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Guys. No. Really. Don’t jinx it fuckers.

30/8/2025, 9:46:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

So respectful to hold his hands behind him. I appreciate that small gesture.

26/8/2025, 3:26:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

And doll, as a reporter you are at risk. Safety plan now

26/8/2025, 12:44:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

The capitulation needs to end.

26/8/2025, 12:43:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

apathy will kill your experiment. The capitulation is stunning.

25/8/2025, 5:04:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

See you tomorrow Thomas…all the residents at the Edward are looking g forward to seeing you…it’s going to be busy!

22/8/2025, 3:27:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

If ever a witch was required…I would love the protection.

21/8/2025, 2:32:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the most gutting thing for me is the racism. I naively had no idea 1/2 the population (yes I live in a bubble). And I shudder to think about the future for America.

12/8/2025, 4:27:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should pay his taxes.

12/8/2025, 4:09:58 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Look Frank, I am metaphorically at Costco for my $1.50 dog AND pop Don’t play with me.

11/8/2025, 2:44:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 2:05:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Bernadette kinda saved me here, cause I could rot. I am trying to be the woman my grandmother hoped. Baking, weaving, embroidery, language (Farsi currently), piano, horse riding, sailing, and just being a kick ass weirdo. My little brother called me unique. I recognize these are privileges.

9/8/2025, 7:45:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I don’t think I can convey the level of heartburn I have currently. Mylanta! It all hurts so I am swimming laps and sitting in the steam room like I am 90. I bought a toque so I can fit in. The ladies love it.

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9/8/2025, 1:02:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Now don’t be cultish. I am sure Meghan and Harry are considering all these positions. 7/

9/8/2025, 2:53:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

With Harry’s family background, backing a commonwealth or EU country would be advisable, healthier and promote human rights, currently unavailable to fruit pickers in America 6/

9/8/2025, 2:52:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

If her favourite wine is actually Tignanello, this Napa selection leaves me scratching my head at a rose. Sigh. I have my feelings in grapes she would adore from outside a fascist country. My personal feelings are the grapes need to be sourced (outside of America) 5/

9/8/2025, 2:52:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Now to face the reviews. This vintage could be stellar. And it might be! Next year might be different. Good wine is unforced and not manipulated (a lot of Napa wine is coerced year to year). I see her love of Napa and the mountain fruit appreciate that. 4/

9/8/2025, 2:51:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Presently, as much as I would love to support, and I could probably lay my hands on a bottle…I won’t. Anything US grown, produced or made is off my list permanently. America has threatened my country countlessly. Essentially the FDA is gone…3/

9/8/2025, 2:50:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously, Meghan had no idea the attack Canada and allies would face when looking at supply chain and geopolitical issues to supply the As Ever grapes. 2/

9/8/2025, 2:49:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I love my Sussex Squad. Dearly. You have assisted me through the darkest times. I have been so disappointed in private messages about my thoughts, as a wine professional and Canadian on the As Ever wine. 1/

9/8/2025, 2:48:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

As if flying into Denver isn’t bad enough.

28/7/2025, 5:05:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Look Leah, my teeth are not going to break on their own.

28/7/2025, 4:22:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

This is where I connect with you.

28/7/2025, 3:22:51 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup but i have questioned if it is humanity being quiet.

27/7/2025, 9:24:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday baby!

27/7/2025, 12:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

B it’s the only answer.

27/7/2025, 12:17:38 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhhhh. Dumbass. I adore this for her

26/7/2025, 10:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bernadette R. Giacomazzo (@bernadettegiacomazzo.com) reposted

Especially after what happened to her boss when he had a "private meeting" with Trump folks. No sir. I want it in full public. In Times Square, preferably.

26/7/2025, 6:56:01 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

They have no idea they have the ideal man. They have a man who is smart, sexy and kind.

26/7/2025, 4:07:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

What’s primal Gillian. What’s primal is the feelings I feel cleaning son’s face. He took his licks fairly. Damn I want to hurt people

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26/7/2025, 4:52:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I slap on green daily. Goodbye Rosie face

25/7/2025, 7:56:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

I don’t do anymore. Unless it’s for Henry. I think my current goal is to weave, knit, embroider, read, wonder, eat and drink. The gentle lady life. In other words, my business partner stole all my money and no one wants to hire an old woman.

25/7/2025, 7:28:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe I can squeeze in a measles infection. But we all know Alberta number one disease: syphillis

25/7/2025, 6:54:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Berta…sigh. Do we have to prove the stereotype everyday?

25/7/2025, 6:51:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh…my plans for next week are shot.

25/7/2025, 6:46:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

This is the content I will consume:

25/7/2025, 4:18:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Peaceful sigh

24/7/2025, 10:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I can picture you with a cool cocktail, summer hat and judgement. PS I am inviting myself and bringing snacks.

24/7/2025, 6:54:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

No

24/7/2025, 2:20:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 2:18:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh come on! That is too cute!

24/7/2025, 1:52:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

No Gillian. No. It’s irresponsible to even consider. I need a million other things first: No. No. The only logical choice is to bring her home. No. You are witnessing a crash out in real time.

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24/7/2025, 1:47:52 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Mackenzie every dollar she donates.

24/7/2025, 1:26:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh! Sorry to disrupt your day Frank! I forgot it’s not summer everywhere. No news yet. She’ll be fine. I care about her health safety or welfare about as much as she cared for the health and safety of children. She is an actual monster in human form. I have never had a pleasant encounter with her

24/7/2025, 7:35:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Yes.

24/7/2025, 7:29:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

The names not named who should be named Frank. I am raging. This is so big.

24/7/2025, 7:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

The way flight staff would look the other way. For a tip. They knew.

24/7/2025, 6:35:59 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

She is gorgeous!

18/7/2025, 4:39:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Gah! Look at that rottn’ love.little goof balls.

18/7/2025, 3:22:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Happy to see y’all.

18/7/2025, 2:25:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture queensrmade1.bsky.social (@queensrmade1.bsky.social) reposted

This is why our country is fk’d 😩

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8/5/2025, 2:42:43 AM | 13 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ann Douglas (@anndouglas.bsky.social) reposted

The fact that almost every Canadian I follow on here is being really quiet right now hints at our collective mood: quiet, simmering rage.

4/3/2025, 12:15:23 AM | 459 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Nooo. Really?!? Wowzers we get a whole different history of the Kennedys in Canada! Everyone loves the Kennedys here. I honestly thought he was a goof ball and that was all. Where did good people go?

8/2/2025, 4:05:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Jack Schlossberg. Where is he? Why did he delete his socials? Why is he so damn handsome? (Oops that one is for me). Timing is sus. Where is Jack? This is a mystery for Bernadette.

8/2/2025, 1:52:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

‘Marc’ just texted. He feels similar. What is going on down there F? Do spill all the tea. Please

8/2/2025, 8:48:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social)

Got a feeling my favourite reporter is on this. B, where is Jack? @bgwritesstuff.bsky.social My day: My son. LM. Jack. My husband. Where is Jack? My basically non existent primal instincts tell me something wrong. Where is Jack? I am going break shit.

8/2/2025, 8:33:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Eek! Cannot wait! Plane leaves Monday for Van with baby Henry (don’t call him Harry - he hates anything but Henry or Haz) Last time we almost missed our flight because of an obnoxiously large diaper; not mine. In fairness, finding non alcoholic beverages at 0400 is impossible.

8/2/2025, 6:40:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/2/2025, 6:32:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

My brother in Christ…our colonial nature is intertwined…

8/2/2025, 5:22:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

My dude. When I land in Sydney, we need to get shit faced and trash talk everyone… One angry Aussie. One angry Canadian. Yikes. We might end up “procuring” a US nuclear submarine. Naked….again

8/2/2025, 4:58:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Frank. My friend. I have blender. Would you please place my head in it?

8/2/2025, 4:47:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

That is an ouchie. Oh heal quick my friend!

8/2/2025, 1:30:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Counterpoint: kid rock

8/2/2025, 12:17:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh B. We all remember that boy from Mississauga.

7/2/2025, 11:17:04 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I know that! My mother has master degrees in Science, nursing and education. Now? Anti science/anti vaccination. She will not even acknowledge she worked in a TB ward. So weird. My father has a PhD in urban planning. My undergrad is useless but at least I am pretty as my mum says.

7/2/2025, 11:15:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the shit I want to feel Inferior about! Actual knowledge, experience and learning. I have a basic undergrad in general arts. Human sciences, political sciences and philosophical science. I cannot even get a job at Costco. Going to have to be Canadian and apologize for assuming.

7/2/2025, 11:03:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

You are an honourary Canadian now. We do not acknowledge or accept Drake. Head down. We don’t know him.

7/2/2025, 10:51:36 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

You English majors constantly amuse me with your acute understanding of the micro expressions in English (sorry, “American”)

7/2/2025, 10:46:15 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there

7/2/2025, 10:44:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jill-E (@jillie.bsky.social) reply parent

It is nice to meet you Bernadette! I am Gillian (pronunciation Jillian). Like Cillian Murphy.

7/2/2025, 10:05:03 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view