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JZ

@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social

TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser.

created November 28, 2024

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Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope not 😂

4/9/2025, 1:58:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhh fuck they are agreeing on something again

3/9/2025, 9:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Back to back to back for Cortez 😂

3/9/2025, 8:54:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Except Tesla lmao

3/9/2025, 8:04:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Not what I was expecting but a lot of red showing up in shitco land!

3/9/2025, 6:36:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Sportscenter was for highlights with a little commentary then the show turned into make a wish stories and athlete adversity stories. I am here for highlights not a sad/happy story. Haven’t watched for 15 years now.

3/9/2025, 5:56:24 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Some days you are just locked in….to bad I wasn’t this good normally

3/9/2025, 5:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

ESPN gets a hold of nfl redzone for two fucken seconds and already ruining it. They are a plague on the sports entertainment industry.

3/9/2025, 5:43:40 PM | 12 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Since I am not holding and volume down this afternoon the run seems to be tired out. I will await numbers in the morning!

3/9/2025, 5:36:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Big pharma wants to keep you alive so they can keep serving you medicine! How dare them!

3/9/2025, 5:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nixCraft (@cyberciti.biz) reposted

🤣

Mural art on a white brick walkk picturing a crying Sam Altman and the caption: Please bro. We're so close to AGI. Just $20.000.000.000 more bro.
3/9/2025, 2:51:07 PM | 483 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Whatever happened to that X chick that was all about ending sexual exploitation and giving all the praise like he cleaned up Twitter? She still around or ever existed in the first place?

3/9/2025, 5:22:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Ummmmm it may not clog your pipes but it will clog the cities processing plant. If you are not doing this and just being silly, carry on!

3/9/2025, 4:58:19 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

They are not just complicit they are monsters themselves

3/9/2025, 4:00:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

military flyovers disrupt the Epstein victim press conference

3/9/2025, 3:32:47 PM | 10600 3629 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Rate cuts bro!

3/9/2025, 3:54:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

"Stay tuned for more details" -- Epstein survivor announces that survivors are creating their own list of Epstein-related abusers

3/9/2025, 3:39:33 PM | 31107 8523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.

3/9/2025, 1:50:33 PM | 17363 5279 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Buy stonks!

3/9/2025, 3:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Hood is for the front so you can sleep on the plane 😜

3/9/2025, 3:18:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao, dude is definitely lgbtq and has no idea what to do about those feelings other than turkey basting women

3/9/2025, 3:17:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Up with volume back too 🤣

3/9/2025, 3:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Decent volume and no signs of stopping on the bounce easing off my position around 340 let some more ride until 345. Holding none overnight due to job reports in morning.

3/9/2025, 2:30:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Rate cuts! Bullish!

3/9/2025, 2:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as she calls her dad a rapist then I am good. Short of that she can fuck off

3/9/2025, 1:50:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

With the chrome ruling this added fuel to the bounce. Shitcos catching bids all around so I expect a decent bounce today

3/9/2025, 1:05:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sleepin Dogo (@sleepindogo.bsky.social) reposted

Can't make this shit up... "To increase safety initially, Tesla has moved the Safety Monitors to the driver’s seat from the passenger seat." $TSLA $TSLAQ

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3/9/2025, 5:09:02 AM | 75 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

NO wonder we are screwed as Trump has already spent it

2/9/2025, 9:41:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

With chrome news and vaporware Tesla will survive one more delivery report at least. US losing subsidy may save the next one too

2/9/2025, 9:31:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Because you fucken suck Nancy! Retire and trade stonks without insider info! How’s that Tesla stonk doing for you and California? Oh yea Elon pulled all of his HQs out and you made millions!

2/9/2025, 8:59:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice research!

2/9/2025, 8:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Tesla had weak volume today, stonk market btfd to end the day. Watch out bears!

2/9/2025, 7:40:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PPP Grifter (@pppgrifter.bsky.social) reposted

I find it very easy to not be on twitter and I simply don’t understand the discourse around it. You just delete your account, move over here, have a good time, and laugh. It’s very easy Everyone who is complaining obviously lacks the skills to post over here otherwise they wouldn’t be complaining

2/9/2025, 3:40:24 PM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Biggest fucken ooof I have ever given

2/9/2025, 5:34:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

90 days in jail for stealing 145k, we are an unserious country when far less gets minorities years

2/9/2025, 5:24:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Market will want see higher unemployment for a rate cut, is that the way they go? If they go the opposite way the market will tank now but I guess Trump is a great president hehe.

2/9/2025, 5:19:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends how it evolves but for now lol at Kaleb Johnson drafters. If the extension on Warren was not good enough.

2/9/2025, 5:17:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

FOX BUSINESS: “My goodness. $5 BILLION. Eye-popping numbers… crypto-friendly legislation coming from the president who is in turn cashing in on crypto. A conflict of interest.” Even Fox sees how insanely corrupt Trump’s crypto grift is. (H/T @ab21.bsky.social )

2/9/2025, 4:14:17 PM | 1817 680 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

ICE can get back to actual drug smuggling operations and abolish the raids

2/9/2025, 5:13:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KR (@blandphilosophy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I'm still laughing at Darren Rizzi (of course, ST coach) sticking the entire Saints team in a freezer to practice for "weather conditions" against Green Bay.

2/9/2025, 4:18:11 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Tesla is a software company though, just wait for the OTA bro

2/9/2025, 5:03:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦💪 (@keubiko.bsky.social) reposted

This is is some desperate baggy shit this morning. His moron investor base is going to be severely tested over the coming quarters. US is saturated and final burst of EV credit expiry demand ends in 28 days. BYD is destrying them in Europe and China. 600 cars ordered in India since July. OoF!

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2/9/2025, 2:39:41 PM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

It has been amazingly better product, more to figure out a salary cap that is great for the mlbpa

2/9/2025, 4:59:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

As I eat my lunch, I started to think about how my precooked sausages from this morning were rawdogging it in a cardboard box and I haven’t gave second thought to it know. I do admire the environmental aspect of it, just not sure on the sanitary aspect 😂 oh well this hotpocket tastes good.

2/9/2025, 4:47:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

If $tsla closes where its at now, 200 DMA will be pointing down finally.

2/9/2025, 3:56:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Ofc Tesla closing the gap because that’s what Tesla does despite terrible delivery headlines

2/9/2025, 1:38:48 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Maybe this delivery headline will finally do it?

2/9/2025, 1:05:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted

Congrats on your regime propaganda, ABC News.

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2/9/2025, 1:51:34 AM | 3391 449 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

How much did India factor in their projections? I bet they were using it to keep the yearly guidance numbers decent.

2/9/2025, 11:49:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 11:33:52 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta play along with the “back” injury he had to keep getting paid in Dallas

2/9/2025, 11:42:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Work will be fun tomorrow! I took notes on the UNC gear on Friday.

2/9/2025, 2:35:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

I am a believer of one Nazi sits at a table with nine normies and after no one gets up, you’re left with 10 nazis. So they are no longer normies.

1/9/2025, 8:03:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Steal water and ruin small villages in Africa, celebrated. Have a relationship with a direct report, fired.

1/9/2025, 7:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Hearden (@followtheh.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s Miller Lite stat o’ the day $30 The estimated 2025 GDP for the U.S. in trillions. So yeah we definitely took in $8 trillion in tariffs in a few months. 🙄

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1/9/2025, 1:13:06 PM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

This beast was above our patio door….apparently bite is like a bee sting but not poisonous or so google states 😂

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1/9/2025, 1:21:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Trump 100 percent losing it too, but to think ole Dems still believed Biden knew what was going on is hilarious. Amazing how similar ole Dems can blindly follow the same way as MAGA especially when ole Dems get nothing done.

1/9/2025, 1:19:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Donald Gooch is still thinking Love is not that good comparing him to trubisky/mack bears 😂

1/9/2025, 12:09:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Lmao, someone is down bad. Cope harder!

“Five Reasons the Packers Michah Parsons Trade isn’t as Good as it Looks” reads a headline from a salty ass bears beat writer. Could the cope any harder about their incoming two losses, yet again.
1/9/2025, 12:00:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MLC (@chicyph80.bsky.social) reposted

I have my issues with the original poster. But that aside, this is a really important message. If you voted for Jill Stein, or Cornell West, or didn’t vote at all, you own ALL of this! Everything happening has NOTHING to do with Harris voters. Period.

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31/8/2025, 8:56:28 PM | 290 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

I see why Carson beck transferred

1/9/2025, 11:49:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there sexually assault women line too?

1/9/2025, 3:23:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

We find out Rudy died and the orange man

1/9/2025, 2:05:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes Elon xeeted he was fighting off 9 rapists saving a young girl when in reality he got beat up by one

31/8/2025, 11:13:04 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Wisconsin still does it and some people are dumb and buy the ground beef from the store and not a real butcher 😂

31/8/2025, 10:28:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Somebody has not had a cannibal sandwich

31/8/2025, 10:20:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea now they are an extra 20 minute drive on an already 40 minute drive grrrrr

31/8/2025, 6:03:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

31/8/2025, 4:17:16 PM | 4213 1082 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)

Post from President Trump on Truth Social: Six people were killed, and 24 people were shot, in Chicago last weekend, and JB Pritzker, the weak and pathetic Governor of Illinois, just said that he doesn’t need help in preventing crime. He is CRAZY!!! He better straighten it out, FAST, or we’re coming! MAGA. President DJT
31/8/2025, 12:51:15 AM | 19045 3705 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we could meme this fuck into submission though

31/8/2025, 2:23:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

It’s almost like Trump hates farmers or something. Maybe they should vote for him again.

31/8/2025, 1:44:12 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Devin Williams out here giving up runs to the white Sox now 🤣

31/8/2025, 1:16:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta protect them until the correct squeaking texture is produced

30/8/2025, 9:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Leopard continues to eat face

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30/8/2025, 5:47:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

And has had everyone A-list leave him behind

30/8/2025, 5:31:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

I only say this because I live this life at a greenfield factory

30/8/2025, 4:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

All that matters is, will it not handle week 1 like every year 😂

30/8/2025, 2:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuban forgot to add the three years of shitty production because all the execs and directors hired for new facilities have no fucking clue what they are doing. The decision made by these buffoons would be hilarious if it didn’t possibly have the chance of killing somebody.

30/8/2025, 2:21:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

share.google/NN72ZqxpZuZE... Parent tip: we discovered this and use a foam makeup applicator for my daughters face and is the only zinc oxide cream that blends easily. Her face is no longer a ghost 😂

30/8/2025, 1:02:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s basically a trade deadline acquisition if you think about it

30/8/2025, 12:31:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted

Facebook memories reminded me HBO’s Hard Knocks used a post of mine (they somehow got my phone number to approve usage) that made Aaron Rodgers really mad

Joke post from 2021 about Rodgers not being able to afford AirPods
30/8/2025, 11:34:18 AM | 252 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Which stocks did you buy to benefit from their deaths?

30/8/2025, 12:22:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Packers pro shop have a real opportunity to make it Green Bay packers tbh. I would buy

30/8/2025, 12:20:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

TBD on how Hutchinson comes back

30/8/2025, 12:17:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

If he has gone the route of undisclosed surgery, For dementia patients that’s when the dementia gets way worse then it was before.

30/8/2025, 12:04:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

When you have been too busy on the sport side of the internet and come back into the political side. You guys are all goofs 😂 I do hope your right because republicans crying will be hilarious

30/8/2025, 11:53:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic (@theathletic.com) reposted

Micah Parsons has the Lambeau Leap on his mind 🧀

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30/8/2025, 12:48:49 AM | 219 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 your worried about this game right now. Not the best example

30/8/2025, 1:21:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe because they don’t feel comfortable being who they are meant to be causes mental health problems

29/8/2025, 9:49:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooof

29/8/2025, 9:45:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Musk and his brother also made a lot of money too

29/8/2025, 7:44:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

Panic covering and buying is not as fun though

29/8/2025, 6:59:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Maybe we get some panic selling before the weekend…Lfg if so

29/8/2025, 6:47:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files

29/8/2025, 2:38:34 PM | 16856 5775 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Instead of paying the damages now tesla decides to challenge the decision and allow the story to remain in the headlines and likely lose again. Elon Musk is a genius!

29/8/2025, 6:34:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

If it’s not the man needs to be put down 😂

29/8/2025, 6:13:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

335 pin feels like a good bet

29/8/2025, 5:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bgrahamdisciple (@bgrahamdisciple.bsky.social) reposted

Me waiting for Tesla to roll out a single actual robotaxi

29/8/2025, 5:06:44 PM | 60 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)

Looking into it

29/8/2025, 5:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent

With a little more room to fall today. Bulls were all hoping for a close above 250 today, so I will take this W.

29/8/2025, 5:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view