JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope not 😂
TSLAQ OG and waiting for the FO stage for about 10 years but not sure if it will happen anymore. Here because zuck is also a loser.
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view profile on Bluesky JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope not 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh fuck they are agreeing on something again
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Back to back to back for Cortez 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Except Tesla lmao
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Not what I was expecting but a lot of red showing up in shitco land!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Sportscenter was for highlights with a little commentary then the show turned into make a wish stories and athlete adversity stories. I am here for highlights not a sad/happy story. Haven’t watched for 15 years now.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Some days you are just locked in….to bad I wasn’t this good normally
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
ESPN gets a hold of nfl redzone for two fucken seconds and already ruining it. They are a plague on the sports entertainment industry.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Since I am not holding and volume down this afternoon the run seems to be tired out. I will await numbers in the morning!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Big pharma wants to keep you alive so they can keep serving you medicine! How dare them!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Whatever happened to that X chick that was all about ending sexual exploitation and giving all the praise like he cleaned up Twitter? She still around or ever existed in the first place?
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Ummmmm it may not clog your pipes but it will clog the cities processing plant. If you are not doing this and just being silly, carry on!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
They are not just complicit they are monsters themselves
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
military flyovers disrupt the Epstein victim press conference
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Rate cuts bro!
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
"Stay tuned for more details" -- Epstein survivor announces that survivors are creating their own list of Epstein-related abusers
Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted
A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Buy stonks!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Hood is for the front so you can sleep on the plane 😜
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao, dude is definitely lgbtq and has no idea what to do about those feelings other than turkey basting women
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Up with volume back too 🤣
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Decent volume and no signs of stopping on the bounce easing off my position around 340 let some more ride until 345. Holding none overnight due to job reports in morning.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Rate cuts! Bullish!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as she calls her dad a rapist then I am good. Short of that she can fuck off
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
With the chrome ruling this added fuel to the bounce. Shitcos catching bids all around so I expect a decent bounce today
Sleepin Dogo (@sleepindogo.bsky.social) reposted
Can't make this shit up... "To increase safety initially, Tesla has moved the Safety Monitors to the driver’s seat from the passenger seat." $TSLA $TSLAQ
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
NO wonder we are screwed as Trump has already spent it
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
With chrome news and vaporware Tesla will survive one more delivery report at least. US losing subsidy may save the next one too
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Because you fucken suck Nancy! Retire and trade stonks without insider info! How’s that Tesla stonk doing for you and California? Oh yea Elon pulled all of his HQs out and you made millions!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice research!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Tesla had weak volume today, stonk market btfd to end the day. Watch out bears!
PPP Grifter (@pppgrifter.bsky.social) reposted
I find it very easy to not be on twitter and I simply don’t understand the discourse around it. You just delete your account, move over here, have a good time, and laugh. It’s very easy Everyone who is complaining obviously lacks the skills to post over here otherwise they wouldn’t be complaining
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Biggest fucken ooof I have ever given
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
90 days in jail for stealing 145k, we are an unserious country when far less gets minorities years
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Market will want see higher unemployment for a rate cut, is that the way they go? If they go the opposite way the market will tank now but I guess Trump is a great president hehe.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends how it evolves but for now lol at Kaleb Johnson drafters. If the extension on Warren was not good enough.
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
FOX BUSINESS: “My goodness. $5 BILLION. Eye-popping numbers… crypto-friendly legislation coming from the president who is in turn cashing in on crypto. A conflict of interest.” Even Fox sees how insanely corrupt Trump’s crypto grift is. (H/T @ab21.bsky.social )
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE can get back to actual drug smuggling operations and abolish the raids
KR (@blandphilosophy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I'm still laughing at Darren Rizzi (of course, ST coach) sticking the entire Saints team in a freezer to practice for "weather conditions" against Green Bay.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Tesla is a software company though, just wait for the OTA bro
Keubiko 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦💪 (@keubiko.bsky.social) reposted
This is is some desperate baggy shit this morning. His moron investor base is going to be severely tested over the coming quarters. US is saturated and final burst of EV credit expiry demand ends in 28 days. BYD is destrying them in Europe and China. 600 cars ordered in India since July. OoF!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
It has been amazingly better product, more to figure out a salary cap that is great for the mlbpa
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
As I eat my lunch, I started to think about how my precooked sausages from this morning were rawdogging it in a cardboard box and I haven’t gave second thought to it know. I do admire the environmental aspect of it, just not sure on the sanitary aspect 😂 oh well this hotpocket tastes good.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
If $tsla closes where its at now, 200 DMA will be pointing down finally.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Ofc Tesla closing the gap because that’s what Tesla does despite terrible delivery headlines
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Maybe this delivery headline will finally do it?
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
How much did India factor in their projections? I bet they were using it to keep the yearly guidance numbers decent.
Anadarko (@anadarkocapital.bsky.social) reposted
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta play along with the “back” injury he had to keep getting paid in Dallas
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Work will be fun tomorrow! I took notes on the UNC gear on Friday.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a believer of one Nazi sits at a table with nine normies and after no one gets up, you’re left with 10 nazis. So they are no longer normies.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Steal water and ruin small villages in Africa, celebrated. Have a relationship with a direct report, fired.
Tom Hearden (@followtheh.bsky.social) reposted
Today’s Miller Lite stat o’ the day $30 The estimated 2025 GDP for the U.S. in trillions. So yeah we definitely took in $8 trillion in tariffs in a few months. 🙄
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
This beast was above our patio door….apparently bite is like a bee sting but not poisonous or so google states 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Trump 100 percent losing it too, but to think ole Dems still believed Biden knew what was going on is hilarious. Amazing how similar ole Dems can blindly follow the same way as MAGA especially when ole Dems get nothing done.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald Gooch is still thinking Love is not that good comparing him to trubisky/mack bears 😂
MLC (@chicyph80.bsky.social) reposted
I have my issues with the original poster. But that aside, this is a really important message. If you voted for Jill Stein, or Cornell West, or didn’t vote at all, you own ALL of this! Everything happening has NOTHING to do with Harris voters. Period.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I see why Carson beck transferred
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there sexually assault women line too?
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
We find out Rudy died and the orange man
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes Elon xeeted he was fighting off 9 rapists saving a young girl when in reality he got beat up by one
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Wisconsin still does it and some people are dumb and buy the ground beef from the store and not a real butcher 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Somebody has not had a cannibal sandwich
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Yea now they are an extra 20 minute drive on an already 40 minute drive grrrrr
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we could meme this fuck into submission though
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
It’s almost like Trump hates farmers or something. Maybe they should vote for him again.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Devin Williams out here giving up runs to the white Sox now 🤣
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta protect them until the correct squeaking texture is produced
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
And has had everyone A-list leave him behind
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
I only say this because I live this life at a greenfield factory
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
All that matters is, will it not handle week 1 like every year 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuban forgot to add the three years of shitty production because all the execs and directors hired for new facilities have no fucking clue what they are doing. The decision made by these buffoons would be hilarious if it didn’t possibly have the chance of killing somebody.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
share.google/NN72ZqxpZuZE... Parent tip: we discovered this and use a foam makeup applicator for my daughters face and is the only zinc oxide cream that blends easily. Her face is no longer a ghost 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s basically a trade deadline acquisition if you think about it
Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) reposted
Facebook memories reminded me HBO’s Hard Knocks used a post of mine (they somehow got my phone number to approve usage) that made Aaron Rodgers really mad
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Which stocks did you buy to benefit from their deaths?
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Packers pro shop have a real opportunity to make it Green Bay packers tbh. I would buy
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
TBD on how Hutchinson comes back
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
If he has gone the route of undisclosed surgery, For dementia patients that’s when the dementia gets way worse then it was before.
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
When you have been too busy on the sport side of the internet and come back into the political side. You guys are all goofs 😂 I do hope your right because republicans crying will be hilarious
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 your worried about this game right now. Not the best example
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe because they don’t feel comfortable being who they are meant to be causes mental health problems
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooof
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Musk and his brother also made a lot of money too
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
Panic covering and buying is not as fun though
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Maybe we get some panic selling before the weekend…Lfg if so
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Instead of paying the damages now tesla decides to challenge the decision and allow the story to remain in the headlines and likely lose again. Elon Musk is a genius!
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
If it’s not the man needs to be put down 😂
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
335 pin feels like a good bet
Bgrahamdisciple (@bgrahamdisciple.bsky.social) reposted
Me waiting for Tesla to roll out a single actual robotaxi
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social)
Looking into it
JZ (@jimmyalapdance.bsky.social) reply parent
With a little more room to fall today. Bulls were all hoping for a close above 250 today, so I will take this W.