He looks like an over-dried prune with eyes.
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He looks like an over-dried prune with eyes.
And the worm ate more than people think.
You could have stopped at āput him downā.
Yeah, he stopped the war on Christmas, the War of the Worlds, ā¦
I lived in the DC area when Doug Williams led the [Washington team] and won the Super Bowl. That was fantastic!
I guess that āwaste, fraud and abuseā thing must be over.
So sweet! Did you just get this one?
It was daytime, so he would have turned to dust.
Something I did not know about sunflowers: After the main flowers dried up and the little yellow finches ate all the seeds, small buds sprouted at the base of the leaves and are opening up into tiny sunflowers!
Do you mean clothing or face makeup?
My peace lily bloomed for the first time in at least five years!
That was a VERY good article! I love the idea of referring to them as a group when it ties all the factions to something they donāt want to be associated with. And I guess calling it the Fascist Coalition will work; the term shitheads isnāt quite specific enough.
Excellent point. How many pro golfers had the privilege of growing up being able to play for free because daddy belonged to the country club?
That pic would make a great jigsaw puzzle.
Next to Ivana?
Even if heās not, do it anyway.
They should send trump to class with them.
I wonāt post what I wish on these heartless, sadistic people.
But Iāll bet those farmers voted for him.
She canāt. Theyāre gone.
OMG! What little sweeties! You did the right thing. You have a good heart.
Is it within the courtās power to staple it to his forehead?
I look forward to the day when heāll be begging for a handcuff key.
That had to hurt the olā mechanical testicles.
Iāll enlist!
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This is right on the money!
āWe have to continue to obey all the norms while the other side cheats their asses offā. We absolutely need to get some of the younger folks in leadership. The current mindset of the old guard is a big part of why we lose a lot of elections. I hope it passes!!!
We are so tired of being unwilling participants in his fantasy world.
Yeah! We want to know more about Cracker Barrel!
I was saying that after his first term. He exposed a LOT of holes in the system.
Would the touch of a female psychiatrist fit the bill?
With prizes like that, Iām never buying Cracker Jack again!
Have you ever looked up the origin of the phrase āblowing smoke up your assā? That may be next.
There you go with your damn logic again!
I wouldnāt care, as long as he goes tomorrow.
I recently watched several videos about them. Truly amazing talent!
He was one of those bratty kids who hid behind mommy and called other kids names.
So if they can read the license plates, then theyāll know when trump goes in to vote?
Absolutely amazing!
I wasnāt aware that strawberries had been put on the controlled substance list.
And once the paint is dry, heāll have it decorated with tacky gold painted trinkets.
I shut my phone down and powered back up, then it worked. š¤·āāļø
Is that his frog impression?
Letās see ā¦ maybe he ended the Spanish-American war, the war on Christmas, the War of the Worlds ā¦
You have a roomful of European leaders, and the orange dipshit thinks they respect him when the reality is that they all know he is a stupid, spoiled child. Itās such an embarrassment. š¤¦āāļø
Growing up I had the privilege of watching Clemente play in Forbes Field. And I still vividly remember my clock radio waking me up on New Yearās Day 1973 with the terrible news.
Excellent! Wish we had a leader like that.
You are a man of many talents. Nice work! š
Just finished it recently. Itās great!
Wasnāt it in Little Lulu where there was a Sammy the Spaceman character?
It was like watching a bad puppet show where you can see the strings.
I donāt believe he even came up with that idea on his own.
Was it concealed?
I think you may be right. Maybe the real Putin wanted to see if the double would be arrested.
Watching the convicted felon welcoming a war criminal on the red carpet is absolutely sickening! š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
Is that what they meant when they said the Subway is dangerous?
Absolutely.
Isnāt it Oklahoma where theyāre going to āteachā that the 2020 election was stolen?
Finally found the culprit whoās been eating the seeds out of the sunflowers!
When I was helping my friend to decide on text and a symbol for her dadās headstone (provided by the VA), we looked at a page that listed various religions. I realized that the definition of humanist fit me to a T. And no devil worship involved. š
āWeāll give them a place to live, just far away from DCā. Wonder where that might be? š¤
Incredible as always!
I was about to say it looked like Al Yankovic until I saw who posted it. š¤£
Is that a chart showing the number of his lies per day?
Next time Iām short on money, Iāll have to get my doctor to call in an Rx for me.
Since launching a rocket carrying nuclear fuel just might be a bad idea, maybe they could instead build his emotional support ballroom on the moon.
I got one of those silicone popcorn makers. No oil required and you pop it in the microwave. And theyāre less than $10.
I put half an orange out by my bird feeder for the occasional oriole that would show up. Found out that smaller woodpeckers love them!
Thatās an image I could have done without.
There is no place for religious fanatics in government.
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Heās been that way ever since he had the bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head.
Biden can now say mission accomplished.
His intellectual capacity peaked at 7th grade insults.
Sounds remarkably like a blue jay!
The Museum of Tacky History
And every day thereafter.
ICE info for Pittsburgh share.newsbreak.com/eb8gkteg?s=i16
So, the earth is round! Just as I was beginning to suspect.
Iām beginning to suspect that the more time you spend around trump, the dumber you get.
This is a lot like my Long Island ice teas. Vodka, white rum, tequila, gin & triple sec. Add a splash of 7-UP and top with Coke. No sours mix necessary. Got the recipe from a bar in a Pittsburgh suburb. Best ones Iāve ever had!
Looks like a freshly rolled spacecraft.
Heās managed to avoid my street.
I still havenāt decided how Iāll spend the extra money. š¤¦āāļø
Does the caddy get an assist?
āAnd whales are washing up onto the fairways.ā
Thatās my guv! He can solve problems, and solve them quickly.
A happy birthday to your friend and a hero!
I think we should start a rumor that you can only read the messages in the chemtrails if you have the special glasses.
Almost mistook him for Fr. Guido Sarducci.
Is that the guy they only wanted to give a one day sentence?
A lot of people think he should change his name back to Drumpf.
Good chance her kids will grow up to be stupid too.
Interesting cat fact: Theyāre much smaller when you fold them in half.
Iāve never seen a bunny piƱata!
Canāt wait to have a discovery party!
I learned that woodpeckers also like oranges!
It supposedly took off 2cm of his ear. Somehow it miraculously grew back.
Maybe Nancy Reagan was onto something.