i've managed to capture the moment. i hope my portrayal of allisson and their sneezed up guy is satisfactory
i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
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i've managed to capture the moment. i hope my portrayal of allisson and their sneezed up guy is satisfactory
absolutely incredible
the night fruit? a reaching citrus, 'the Buddhas Hand'
ok, i'm not too busy at the moment
twelve donkeys sputter and clank, belching greasy steam as hoove-wheels grind the cobblestones. such beasts are well sought-after, entire convoys could run kegheads of milker dew across the saltplains and back without spilling a drop. 'milker dew' comes from dads; it's important you understand this,
a unique and consistent talent
gordon ramsay in the middle looking ass
i don't believe in forklifts
i heard my wife's boyfriend say he saw a alien driving a forklift
i loved you in american sniper
gupp tried to warn us but no one listened
i love goin away for a bit then catching up on all the exciting happenings inside the telephone
gordon ramsay good to see you
non-norway implies the existence of a norway. dubious at best
this isn't me
i'lm bet Intelligence on big Naturals lmao
but claiming something modern to be futuristic is paradoxical. put a hot thumb in my ass
WHAT
lmao
seamlessly re-integrating into the bsky ecosystem after spending 3 weeks faking infancy and a terminal diagnosis of waterslide ass. the Make A Wish foundation granted me a most intimate wish; to boil dr phil alive in molten caramel, to graze upon his sweetened fibres. cash me outside, howbout dat
@jambles.lol as resident guy artist do you have a sketch of the perp
haunch squat
our interview continued; "a salad can be a man," she mutters, barely above a whisper. "a salad can be two men. two lithe twinks kissing in a bathtub, maybe with a light lemon vinaigrette..." she trailed off, lapsing into a contemplative silence
trump is always trying to stop me from building my meat husbands
ah! varme pytter av myntedamp
ye, gonna wander to the shops and chuck it in the ole headphones
seven tiny arms and a surgical kit please. my homunculus is going to be the most powerful drum machine the world has ever seen
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lets see where this goes
i dunno dawg the labubu told me to write it
why peel an egg when you can heal an egg. thanks namaste 🙏
it's the space between a blink and a tear; that fatal inertial impulse
1000 years scorched earth
chiitan japanese crazy mascot! if you're here, who's flying the plane?!
lmao
hell yes
we should add all those years together an open up the galaxy's best gatdamn pizzeria
morning silby, absolute banger breakfast
life is good brother, a rising tide raises all ships
cripes those circular wedges look monumental. hell ueah
orcus o R c u B bb
to be lulled is human. to lull is divine
no one has locked this down yet, the copyright is wide open
everyone should know at least 3 ways to easily break into their own home also be nerve stapled to prevent unlawful thought unbecoming of livestock cultivated for their succulent meats. bolognese dad
actually it could mean the opposite, it's a polarizing subject
rosy glasses specifically designed to obscure seeing someone get king hit by some dude called 'dane' in a bintang singlet
hell yeah ok nice. the gold coast in australia is like putting makeup on a big hat full of pus, painting a haunted doll full of vomit with gold leaf etc
hot dog, count me in boss 😋
it's australian code. you must answer me these riddles three to gain the key; #1 what has eyes but cannot see, a dirt-bound staple of any pantry #2 what goes up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up #3 who is on the epstein list
i'm in your freezer putting my skis on
i would simultaneously die and become the ants #poetry #poetryclub #realauthorsofamerica
everything seems sunnier knowing they're still out there keeping it real. thank you midgie 💖🐸
@doritos.com, @nws.noaa.gov, @britishlibrary.bsky.social but we never kiss even though the tension is there
good luck tree woman, i hope things go as ok as they possibly can
the day you saved my cloud ranch, you made an ally for life. how is the wheelie bin toad doing? i'm emotionally invested now
very late to the party but hell yeah scom forever! rejoice for it is the era of scom, 200,000 years! i love you
hell yeah have a lovely trip
absolutely top shelf
oh hell yes, absolutely incredible stuff
i'm a big fan! i can blow them dry! a big fan of your work! but also literally a big fan! so by blow them dry i mean with wind! but then also blow them dry! with eye contact! i love priests!
i am the craven right hand of the structure, the executor of its eldritch will. it says we all need to be nice to each other
srimp on the barbie. kangaroo
finally, enough wealth to lose touch with my filthy humanity
incredible
a zealously pious instrument of god
hell yeah load up brother, we've got enough for everybody
indeed, every community on earth is enraptured and consumed by joy
their purpose is their own, we are simply lucky to have known them
the worms chart their own course, perhaps they could be enticed with a crisp pastry
truly. no struggle shouldered in vain, no suffering endured without purpose when our ends are laid bare before the sun and the soil. rejoice my friend, for we have made it. cheers 👍
it sounds like love
selective husbandry has allowed us to finally breed the ideal worm; perfectly spherical and plump as a plum. instead of dirt it burrows through the medium of your consciousness, consuming the omnipresent darkness within and expelling only pure, euphoric thought. it makes a honk noise when squeezed,
cheers all
sprinting across the atlantic like one of those lizard fellas what run on water
hell yeah i got apple juice we can make weird cocktails and see what the chickens are up to. what do they know, how do they know it and such
🧠🥄😋
hell yeah
been on that europa ice pack for a few days, getting jovian on that ganymede gluck. catching up on what i missed bby, leave no stone unturned
lmao
hell yes. good gotdamn hell yeas
oouuggh wish i ain't never ate that lay bee bo or whatsit, feelin real strange. y'all see fingers in the ice? tendrils that ain't quite flesh, clawing through the glacial plane of space that keeps our reality from the next? i hear em scratching at the walls, only i'm outside and there ain't no walls
this is a christian minecraft server
my god...
hell yeah dam city
gross! ok!
get out of my gyre
not much what's buttfor with yuo
yeah ok ok
i love you dervby very much
who are you talking about vests with? is she prettier than me? you know vests are our thing, does she make you happy? why won't you look at me when we make love
hell, i could rustle
'cognitive disadvantage' was my nickname in high school
thank you
yeah he is, The Goblin came to me in a borderline lethal ambien fugue and told me so
absolutely! heard it as a moody 19 year old, resonated so hard my brain caught fire
a dark and twisted mirror into which the bug looks
it's not the screams that get to you, it's the silence; eventually numbing to the constant aural barrage of human suffering that its absence becomes traumatic. like oxygen or water these depraved experiential depths become ambrosia, divinity manifest in each limit pushed. i put a wasp in my pee hole
hell yes. best cuisine on the entire earth planet
huh great. distractions! as if we need the media landscape to be more of a polluted mess, do you even CARE that there's a LITTLE MOUSE in the white house? his name is stuart, hes friends with a little bird called margot and they drive around in his tiny mouse car together sometimes. hugh lawrie also