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I worked there. Other than the most beautiful office on the face of the planet (Apple Park) which I basically photographed every other lunch break, the company keeps you in a box. You can’t innovate, you can’t be bold, you can’t be what Steve Jobs would’ve envisioned his future employees would be.
When I argue with them it’s always well the economy will be in recession so the Fed will cut rates, 4d chess!!!! Sure they will, sure they will…
Advanced notice helped them I bet
About this* exactly same line of thinking
I just made a joke to this to my friend and wanted to see if anyone else came to this conclusion. I found the other human that got to it first. Lol
luscious lashes are complementary to bulbous biceps… what is so wrong with being a man and being a bit pretty anyway? Most women like it in my experience.
Little Marco-sized
We should tariff podcast equipment by 200%
by 4x over the last thirty days), for the $8 ITM calls expirying March 21st. These traders have held their position, and are up +100% from the trade. I missed this trade in my own filters, due to it being ITM at the time and a name thinly traded. Unusual.
With the market collapsing, you might have missed this. Redfin $RDFN is reportedly set to be otentially acquired, with its stock up 67% today. But it looks like somone knew beforehand. On Feb 24-25, $RDFN receives a flurry of call buying (the most amount of options activity it received
Tesla shares plunge 15%, their worst day in five years.
The US government is now officially under Kremlin control, ergo he is a traitor to their ruling country, Russia.
Since MAGA cultists are in lockstep with Russian propaganda and aligned conspiracy theorists, it’s more likely they’d say “STAGED.”
Goldman on Musk: "Notable, somehow none of his $13 billion of government contracts he has determined to be waste, fraud, and abuse."
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-re... So is living in poverty
JD sans eyeliner … a sight to behold
They can reminisce about the island together.
Can you hold my paw?
No shit lol
Now they’re just in the thick of it forcefully rerouting handouts to themselves..
They complain about government handouts until the government is handing it to them.
Since Elon and X are too cowardly to debate and have to ban rate limit and suspend accounts that like anything liberal, how are we supposed to get to the truth of ideas? They are piling up on Zelensky with Kremlin propaganda it’s nuts, now back to denazification narrative because of Azov… #ukraine
I just liked a post this time…. The censorship on X would make Putin blush at this point
gm
We’re all in this shit together, brothers and sisters.
Congressmen when they are asked if they will cut THEIR budgets and lay off staff as well:
That’s more like it.
True story.
Doable
OTD in 1921 Soviet invasion of Georgia began. Less than a year before we signed a treaty with them promising we'd never invade. Lying & then invading is a tradition I maintain to this day.
OTD in 2022 george galloway released one of the absolute, all-time classics. He has yet to delete it. Or confirm/deny if this means he is in fact being paid to act like an idiot, or if he just does it free. #JustAskingQuestions
Seven prosecutors have now quit over the order to dismiss the case against Eric Adams.
Every day we are not in the streets protesting this administration we are saying it’s OK and it is not OK
Nothing gets em’ hot and bothered like Luigi
Reminds me of a past relationship
Elon Musk: “I’m looking for corruption in the government.” OJ Simpson: “I’m looking for the real killer.”
This guy is as dumb as a box of hammers
Hey you can’t … burp…. Uhhh… Shoot values okay
So….Hegseth has quit drinking yeah?
I love this
god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick
“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"
For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.
Dear media, No, Trump isn’t “signaling” that he “might” ignore the courts. He. Is. Ignoring. The. Fucking. Courts. The end. Do your damn job.
Nah, Ivanka… VP Kanye
"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"
The new iconic photo that i predicted ultimately destroys the relationship:
Yup for sure, it was probably a bait and switch “HAHAHAH stupid LIBTARDS you thought I was renaming after the Confederate general but it’s actually a WORLD WAR 2 hero!!!! So you’re against WW2 heroes now? Now who’s the Nazi, hypocrites!!!!” The obnoxious Trump base BS and childishness is infinite.
A role in the white house would be fitting at this point.
I think he’s pointing out the tweet above the Obama picture
The black outside and grey inside look… my eyes sting…
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha times infinity
Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
The answer: Ye won’t get blocked
Daily reminder with these chodes: Every accusation is a confession (and a concession).
“We’re here to end the corruption in government, and corruption means any federal funds that don’t benefit myself and Elon directly!”
Secret Service: $7M to $10M. Air Travel and Motorcade: $4M-5M. Stadium Security Upgrades: Additional metal detectors, bomb sweeps, security checkpoints: $2M. Local Law Enforcement: Overtime and personnel: $1M. Trump's Super Bowl attendance: $15 to $20M. Where’s DOGE?
If they raise the price of the $1.50 hot dog, I might actually snap. I know I don’t eat it myself, but I’m kinda like the Christians that don’t go to church. I just need something to believe in. www.the-express.com/lifestyle/fo...
Spectacular aurora beneath the stars seen from the International Space Station.
He is just a silly cat :3
The American people aren’t just watching Trump’s second term unfold—they’re pushing back. From lawsuits challenging his overreach to protests in 50 state capitals, this week’s Week In Wins rounds up the ways people are saying ‘not so fast’ to his agenda 👏
www.livemint.com/news/us-news... Elon has now admitted he’s got the hots for Trump. In a straight bro kind of way.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who is in the running to serve as health and human services secretary, revealed he was carrying up to $1.2 million in credit card debt in recent financial disclosures, per CNBC.
I’m excited for fake agency DOGE to get to the Space X and Tesla contracts worth billions. That will save a ton!
Giggity
Tesla paid zero federal income taxes from 2018-2022, despite significant profits, due to tax strategies, depreciation, and credits, even getting a $1M refund once.
Mar a Gaza….
I can see it now. First you build hotels in Gaza. Then of course you go to the Ukraine. Find nothing but the best land and rebuild. .. You can train the staff at Mar a Lago ....
The world’s most dangerous ‘game.’
Will these guys get pardons ?
Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”
Almost prophetic that the Phantom Menace started with a fabricated trade war….
Almost prophetic that the Phantom Menace started with a fabricated trade war….
Why were stormtroopers dumb, out of shape & bad shots? Use conscripts seen as expendable fodder, where the chain of command can only be yes men, brainwashing, coupled with an anti-intellectual Dunning-Kruger effect laden culture? Then you get the Russian invasion of Ukraine. MAGA would fit right in.
Make the galaxy great again!
Why were stormtroopers dumb, out of shape & bad shots? Use conscripts seen as expendable fodder, where the chain of command can only be yes men, brainwashing, coupled with an anti-intellectual Dunning-Kruger effect laden culture? Then you get the Russian invasion of Ukraine. MAGA would fit right in.
Make the galaxy great again!
I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
The gig is up, we already know the engine that is AIPAC and the disproportionate financial support we provide them but if the US invaded Gaza/ Palestine then we may as well admit that Israel is a man unofficial US state, territory or “outpost” in the Middle East.
You can’t spell FELON without ELON.
Birds of a feather.
“We have your social security money and all your financial information.”
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
I’ve never been so ashamed of being an American, and so proud to be a Canadian.
Are we feeling great again?
“Stormy, tell us about that traumatic night with Donald. Show us what that night was like by pointing out a nearby object.” Stormy:
They’re both awesome, the universe has to find a way to make them in a movie together … “Star Wars X: An Irish Jedi and force ghost mentor Skywalker rebuild the Jedi Order…”
The Joker meets The Penguin 🃏 🐧
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Are you better off today than you were 16 days ago? No, you are not. Don’t try to gaslight me.