We decided to try a local restaurant in our new neighborhood. Once we sat down, I was looking at the menu but my wife kept giving me a weird look until I checked my phone to see that she texted me “OMG, that’s Andrew Cuomo.”
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We decided to try a local restaurant in our new neighborhood. Once we sat down, I was looking at the menu but my wife kept giving me a weird look until I checked my phone to see that she texted me “OMG, that’s Andrew Cuomo.”
Wonder if he has large wager on Bluesky failing
Unlike Cuomo, who I saw at the next table at dinner tonight.
Lander v Cuomo in the most lopsided primary in district history.
Proof.
He left without politicking, so I got no chance. Guess he’s just leaves opportunities to meet his constituents on the table all the time.
Might not be a reporter. Could be an aide? They just brought up Liz Cheney.
If he comes to try to press the flesh, I’m going to do my best to keep a straight face and say “I look forward to voting against you again in November.”
He’s looking at his phone and not talking so I’m wondering if he’s clocked me.
I’m having dinner at a local restaurant for the first time and I’m sitting next to Andrew Cuomo and a reporter.
A round table where his cabinet praises his braveness for finally accepting being bald.
“But we added extra exclamation points! How did they figure it out?”
Gotta take contraceptives away for the good of these poor soft brained women!
How much to pay Ben Dreyfuss to let you hunt him with a paintball gun?
Do the President’s hospice nurses check his acuity by asking him who the President is? And has he gotten it wrong yet?
One could say every story is given a Dash of transphobia before going to print.
When it happens, it will be interesting to see if the Republicans continue to run interference on the Epstein files. Will they want to bury him, cut ties and try to start fresh, or will they not want to be proven to have been beholden to a pedophile for the last decade?
I guess it’s kind of nice that Trump is living the dream of many rise and grinders: dying at work surrounded by people you employ.
Would be kind of him to leave this mortal coil on a federal holiday.
Plus, making it harder for rural Republicans to vote in sparsely populated areas by gutting mail in voting won’t help them.
Makes sense, since she obviously can’t look at herself in the mirror.
He could be the first Dem in forever to look actually comfortable at the Iowa State Fair. He should commission a life sized Butter Pritzker.
If they really are trying to pull off a Weekend at Donnie’s… I can’t wait for Tapper to release a tell all with full tick tock in June 2029.
If only the last 10 years were the dreams of an autistic child!
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Some people go to Boston for the food. Others go for the history. My wife and I come to visit the apartment complex used as the facade for St. Elsewhere.
This would become the #1 target for terrorism in the Middle East.
Newsom and his anti trans media allies are trying to make him inevitable 800+ days before the first primary vote is cast. But he’s not and it’s insane to pretend he is.
If the Jeremy is Chao, don’t have a cow If the Jeremy is Peters, he’s a mosquiter
7-year old you accidentally created Pacino’s character from Scent of a Woman.
The Trump death rumors must be making them pissed because my TikTok algo is showing me a bunch of MAGA content, which always happens when the news is bad for Trump.
Donnie 17
Waking Life (2001).
Do you think they just reuse the blank papers from his 2016 “divestment from his businesses” press conference?
All you ghouls are praying for the death of a real person with a wife, children and grandchildren and I couldn’t be prouder to be among you.
Donald Trump can survive this massive stroke if Mike Pence has the courage.
Retrofit the Qatari Air Force One into his mausoleum.
Apartment to gate in under an hour! This weekend trip is off to a great start!
Beheading and citing the old magic is the only way to ensure his seed finds purchase inside her.
If the person drowning pulled you in with them and you can either save yourself or both go under, what’s your choice then?
If SNL had any balls, they’d do the Generalissimo Franco bit with Trump.
The COVID motorcade stunt, but with an IV and foley cath.
Just got word that will shock the world - Land of the free...home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
This is starting to feel like when he had COVID in 2020.
Having just rewatched it for Blank Check’s Coen bros miniseries, I have decided to start calling JD Vance “The Couchfucker Proxy.”
The greatest irony is that for a guy who just wants line to go up, him dying is probably the best thing that can happen for the Dow.
Highly recommend. A movie meant to be seen on the biggest screen.
When it finally happens, how much does the Dow jump? 500 points? 1,000 points? More?
I’m guessing it’s a way to combat password sharing, because people don’t want to give access to their email accounts to as freely as their mlb passwords.
Former acting AG Matt Whitaker is from Iowa.
Feeling like Nostradamus. But with antibodies.
Ivermectin trucks on every street corner!
Last summer Friday of the year! Time to crank out some emails until 2:30, pop an edible and head to a 4pm screening of Jaws in IMAX. Gotta find joy where you can.
At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if Lorne tries to get Shane Gillis to come back to play Zohran Mamdani.
A mix of lying and genuinely not understanding how anything works.
“Shutting down the government is fine, because it hurts everyone. But targeting the people who did this to us? Unacceptable.” These are the “allies” who will be sand in the gears of Reconstruction 2.0.
Makes the Lawson firing even more infuriating.
Kyle Schwarber save my fantasy season in one game challenge.
Feels like he’s on the Cuomo path. Trying to get the media to declare that he is inevitable while slowly being dragged down by everyone remembering he’s a shit politician.
I refuse to let my late middle age be defined by JD Fucking Vance.
Plus a cushy retirement plan with free travel to The Netherlands!
Crazy all of that happened while Joe Biden was president in 2020.
I'm not loving the direction comedy is moving.
Next, he's going to befriend the mastermind of a global pedophile sex ring to complete his "owning" of Trump.
Also, the economic conditions/unemployment of late Weimar are nothing like the economic conditions/unemployment or Biden's term.
Just replace SSRIs with AI therapists. What’s the worst that could happen?
Wonder if he'll try to rent out MSG again.
I am not looking forward to the inevitable ICE / NYPD team up against Mamdani.
The true habeas was the friends we made along the way.
At least one who isn’t trying to balance his four humours.
I’m 100% certain NYC happens right after Mamdani is elected so they can be entrenched under lame duck Adams, who will naturally join the administration afterwards.
I’m a Nespresso guy and a box of 30 has jumped from $39 to $42 in the last few weeks.
Instead of mailing us tests, we’ll get biweekly shipments of ivermectin.
Is that why his characters always wear masks?
Never been happier to have gotten my Covid booster and flu shot early this year.
SNL firing Emil Wakim right after we finally get a high profile brown politician in New York does not give me confidence for how Lorne is going to cover Mamdani.
A fun game to play is to watch true crime documentaries and try to figure out if anyone (besides the journalist/documentarian) didn't vote for Trump.
They're trying to lock in a transphobe as the "inevitable choice," thus painting anyone who believes in protecting trans rights as "an unserious person who wants fascism." They're trying to strawman everyone to their left.
I'm taking solace in the fact that once that smarmy asshole leaves California and has to do actual retail politics in the primary states, he's going to be so fucking repellant to everyday voters.
Alito will never miss an opportunity to make insane declarations about flags.
All the customers are saying "the product is bad" and the startup's solution is to put all their capital into duping new customers into signing contracts to make them look more profitable than they actually are while doing nothing to actually improve the product.
They feel like a startup trying to desperately get acquired while churning customers at an unsustainable rate.
Pro-Italian discrimination.
After sending advisors to the US to "help" Kamala's campaign, did the Dems send their worst consultants to the UK to "help" Labour?
Wonder if they're going to try to illegally reindict sandwich man in a ruby red district
I guess prosecutors can indict a ham sandwich, but not someone who throws a ham sandwich.
I know it’s been debunked, but Trump is the manifestation of failing the marshmallow test.
If we ignore opinion polls and election results, he’s the most popular politician ever!
Hopefully they see the reaper coming around the corner and know the party will end soon.
"The President's public remarks do not represent the President's thinking on this matter."
While many of you are likely yelling "GO TAYLOR" or "GO TRAVIS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
Did Dan Schneider direct the commercial?
"Look, we already made Social Security unusable by compromising the entire database, so we might as well just kill the whole thing."
That island really lost its sense of self after it gave up all those colonies it stole.