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Stupid AI slop. Please take it down.
Dublin-born immigrant.. Likes dogs and most people. TV & Film writer. Lives in Vermont. 10 years in rural EMS after leaving LA. Unlike liar Bryan Bedford, Trump's nominee for FAA Head, I have a real commercial pilot license. Still taking piano lessons.
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Stupid AI slop. Please take it down.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, that. I wonder how the order got transmitted, a nakedly illegal order to kill that still had to sound official. Who said what and when?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's what he packed up and took with him that's the worry....
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Confronting" = extra-judicial murder using weapons of war.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm fighting useless hidebound automaton democratic politicians whose nakedly obvious priorities are staying in power even if that means losing elections. And I'm particularly fighting elected representatives who claim "magical" affiliations to sky people with beards.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Babble. Useless babble.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
and bragging about 'grabbing pussies'.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Very IDF.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking execution. No reason at all to blow up a civilian boat. Lawless and promising more of same. Awful.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
What about marmite?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Day One of his 'Apology Tour'.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear the Tulips are beautiful this year.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Answer reads like AI slop.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Trump, a ladies man with a playful streak". Fuck them all. Our big media is and has been awful. Just terrible.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC. Much like the pervert president they continue to outdo themselves in careless stupidity.
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Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm one. The WGA informs me that a number of my produced teleplays have been ingested by the AI 'training' glutton. Dialogue was obtained partly by 'reading' robot sub-titles. A friend of mine reports nearly 100 teleplays 'scraped'. Appropriate description. I think of the process as extractive.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Guessing he has no intention being seen in public and this glimpse was circumstantial. Wonder if he's headed to Walter Reed. White House has a mini-ED but no scanners. We live in hope!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time this freak opens his mouth another hundred people decide not to buy a Tesla.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
"America, you broke his heart, the heart of a lion!"
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Since he lies like he breathes I think this is good news!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sun angle is wrong. Looks more like noon.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sun seems awfully high in sky for 8:48AM!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Removes restrictions" -- does that also mean insurance pays as before?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow. Sneaky as fuck.
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"I have dismissed the quacks on the president's medical team and am taking personal charge of any needed treatments. Patriot Peter Thiel and Palantir is assisting myself and J.D. Vance for any exigencies. I expect the president to make a full recovery to his normal vigor and spirit. Please pray."
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Peter Thiel to his mentee Vance "You must always show me gratitude..."
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
To please owner John Malone?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I have similar whatthefuck thoughts about my cultural contributions to the 80s and 90s. At least I wasn't promoting killing machines (guns) as answers to human problems.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, lying as respectable is terminal for any free society.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! It's his neck-choking arm.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
And Merritt in the ass.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Asking also hoping for that happy happy day.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Just give them everything they want if you value your life!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
The famous pauli exclusion principle says that two assholes cannot occupy the same space at the same time.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
10 yrs as ambulance crew chief here. This is not a well person. Wonder if anyone keeps eye on Walter Reed arrivals?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the "good" picture. Lol. (A glimmer of hope stirs in me...)
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Peter Thiel talks to him about gratitude all the time.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Should also serve nicely as remote real-time facial recognition devices feeding Palantir's citizen surveillance and dossier generation robots. LPRs for people!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think “the president” should be three people with majority voting on things like, say, ordering use of nuclear weapons. The same majority could sideline an obviously mentally ill 1/3 President.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe it should be remembered, and all details explained as a caution for future generations.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I think J.D. Vance should be referred to as "J.D. Vance, a Peter Thiel Production".
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
The worm? You think it has shed babies and rfk can share?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Thiel, puppet-master. J.D. Vance his best project ever. So close to paying off!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exactly the picture of health. Of any kind.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Critics", oh like they always do. Who cares! They always see risks! Pay no mind.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
We explored some of these themes in 80s TV show Max Headroom, a busy market in body parts!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Walking past the FN building in NYC last xmas totally gave me the dystopian creeps. I also visited "Trump Tower". What a dump!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
A Manchurian Candidate programmed by the Federalist Society late one stormy night?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
If anyone truly deserves the sobriquet "Too Late", it's Merrick. The year he spent "pondering" may yet be the death of us all.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I often wonder about the producers and executives at FOX who command the lies, stir the pot, chum the water and continuously fellate dear leader. They're intelligent enough to know what's really going on. How can they think of themselves as good Americans? What do they see in the mirror?
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“Thoughts and prayers” Given how fervently and frequently applied to successive horrors, pretty fucking obvious all they do is provide cover for inaction. Parrot talk by imbeciles.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a little bitch.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. It's like watching a dark dystopian movie but you keep realizing it's real and you're in it and you wish you weren't.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Loathsome nepo moron.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
No apple ever fell further from the tree.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure Theil's PALANTIR has that, ready to merge with our MED, IRS, credit reports, Social Media, NCIC, FBI, travel, media reports, subscriptions, LPR data, fingerprints and DNA, voice print etc etc all in dossier format. Thiel then asks protege J.D. to contextualize this in his coming term.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
A particularly ridiculous lie about something that never happened, except that a lot of good water was wasted instead of going to irrigate fields. Interesting how his lies become more elaborate.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it going to come with the ass-wiping attachment?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
My oh my how sensitive the White House Press Corp are! They know it would be double-frowned-on to ask what the fuck is up with your hand... Sir?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha but look at him! He's getting IV meds every day, I think the pale patch is lidocaine because they keep sticking his hands, not sure what's up with his AC vein. But basically he looks like shit. Like the people I used to take to the ED in my ambulance with CHF and AKI and tick tock!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also J.D.'s sponsor and handler. His chosen one for future president (any day).
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Palantir: an electronic dossier on every person in the US. Medical, Tax, Social, Criminal. Facial-recognition encounters. LPR records. Also a threat-index AI analysis and other predictive computations. On. Every. Person. In. The. US.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah. He's in bad shape, thankfully. His awful life-style has met the actuarial tables and our long nightmare is unlikely to outlast his term. CHF, AKI, high-dose statins, body awash in cortisol, no sleep... tick tock motherfucker!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
He also babbled today, in the oval, about how he wants to rename the "Defense Department" the "War Department". He wasn't kidding.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Many items that are now not going to be delivered have already been paid for. Huge hit to businesses and consumers in every bad way. A megaton of sand thrown in the big world machine.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Mishap? Then there are details, right? Orders, targeting, munitions, distance, SOP vs after-action…. Everything. Which will never happen.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Suddenly Elons “investment” makes sense. In a bad way.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, but you know what does — and they all know it: a pardon. Every bad-actor knows there’s a get out of jail card just a phone call away.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Better scrub that before you take an international trip. Unless you have a travel burner.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Hasn't been that slow a descent, either.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Of all the many press failures, not immediately challenging his hyper-frequent claims about tariffs being a tax on manufacturing countries rather than importers (and then us) has been one of the most consequential lies.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Awful. Sorry. The scope of his fuckery is astounding.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's the sad part.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure we are all hoping that Elmo doesn't suffer another embarrassing holy-shit the thing has blown up! Episode.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
And why did not Welker immediately contest J.D.'s absurd untruth? Isn't that her job?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffries always uses ten words when three would do. He is terrible at communicating. Off Putting even. Like Schumer and so many others in Dem leadership. Having lost to an idiot like Trump twice (!) they should make way for a new generation. Had their chance and blew it! (Twice!)
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
So his answer was, "not enraged by russian bombing of US factory". Got it.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Also he can't walk any more. Waddle a few steps but the cankles won't take actual walking. Decades of slothful indulgence, red meat and diet coke, ice-cream and adderall, zero exercise, bad sleep and a body saturated with rage-hormone cortisol... Tick Tock!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's a tricky one for the Trumpists. The fact that it happened makes them look weak of the face of it, demands a response of some kind. These non-responses make them look even weaker.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Sad part is there's a not-small tranche of MAGA who will be parrotting this moron today forward...
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not give Ukraine the 300 billion of Russian money impounded in the US right now? Be a downpayment on the destruction Putin has wrought and would buy a lot of missiles to pound russian forces.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
To make a broader point, Dems should just drop all political jargon and just speak as plainly as possible. Jefferies is an example of gobbledygook but there a plenty of others. In a sea of republican lies, spade-calling simple language is best. Bernie is good at that.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep talking Jim. Just keep talking! What was that about Trump and Maxwell again?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, he's had the afterlife on his mind. Well, cankles, IV access via hand, strong statins all suggest a life of sloth, indulgence and lots of red meat is finally catching up via CHF and maybe AKI. Tick tock motherfucker.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
RIght. Trying to degrade those expressions is the same thing as denying the actual problems. Bad politics and bad morals.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm. I don't think they need US targeting data to strike inside Russia. UK Stormshadow is a capable missile that can arrive right on target, just tell it where.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
What they say about very rich people and extreme stupidity point made again.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
A huge inconvenience for US persons and business. Also inflationary and/or small biz toxic. Way to go small penis jerk!
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Performative make work for hoped endless checks. Parasites at this point.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting a lot of IV something. Pale patches likely lidocaine to reduce discomfort of IV insertion in hands, not sure why they can’t access his AC. Problem CHF, AKI..?
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
RIght with some lidocaine that has constricted the capillaries.
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Who the fuck would invest a dime here with that capricious fool punishing everyone because tiny penis?
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I would have cancelled my subscription to Beta Bezos’s once great paper a dozen times in the last month if I hadn’t already done so.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s always pipe-laying. Prepping followers for his next illegal and treasonous act. I hate to give him props for anything but as a psyops Jedi he’s disciplined, remorseless and highly effective.
Joe Gannon (@jmgannon.bsky.social) reply parent
There goes her pardon. There's nothing he's prouder of. (Unlike his penis).
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An oil capo. Perfect!