Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Alleged Attorney. Californian. Angeleno. Stay weird.
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Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Sinner is a "it should not be possible to be this consistent" player. Alcaraz is a "well that just defied what should be physically possible" player.
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent
the reason to watch every Carlos match is that he has a higher “holy fucking shit” quotient than the rest of the tour combined
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I need to start psychically preparing myself for President *retches* JD Vance *gags*
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William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
to dare to hope? perchance to dream?
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Idk why but I thought he had already been on trial for rape charges.
Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted
A key lesson of Watergate was that the lawyers have to go to prison.
Weedle (@weedle.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Every single poll for the past 15 years shows cringe middle class suburbanites being the most supportive of lgbt rights and progressive policy in general but lol getting anyone on this site to admit that
davidrlurie (@davidrlurie.bsky.social) reposted
Hard to decide if this is more insane or more homophobic.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Wright isn't an idiot. I mean he knows this is bullshit. He knows batteries exist. I genuinely do not know who this is for beyond like 4 oil and gas guys in Oklahoma/Texas.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably bad that my reaction to basically any series of events rn is “shrug”
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I miss my dog ☹️
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
It is cool we made it less than 8 months without a “is the king dead?” crisis. THANK YOU AMERICAN ELECTORATE!
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly whatever
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Boomers treat their houses as lotto tickets and millennials/gen z are just fucked unless someone helps them or dies at the right time
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I honestly think this is 95% housing costs
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Gauff has pretty poor forehand and serve technique but she makes up for it in pure athleticism
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
WHERE ARE THE EMMYLOU HARRIS DUETS
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Aesthetically excellent per usual
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I can’t say what I want to say about Benny Johnson without getting into serious trouble. What a cancerous piece of shit.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean you had the stability of the Serena years and the Henin/Clijsters/Davenport/Williams years in the early 2000s but very true. 2016-2023 was like no dominant players solidifying their presence. Now you have Iga/Sabalenka/Gauff but still opportunities for others
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
2016-2023 were weird years for women’s tennis
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly humiliated the man lol
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Profoundly unserious country.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Muchova-Kostyuk was interesting! Hopefully Sinner-Bublik is a banger.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
This lady should probably go to jail ngl
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Murray being in her 70s suckkkkksss. I mean I would take her instantly
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted
Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
It gets to a point man
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Bless her I would also be losing my shit
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Barbie K did it!
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
She is such magic when she hits her peak
JP Acosta (@acosta32jp.bsky.social) reposted
The kid can spin it brother
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Beyond evil
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
To be able to say things like this with a straight face, you have to know with certainty that you are talking to babies
The Tennis Letter (@thetennisletter.bsky.social) reposted
Sasha Bublik on winning all 55 of his service games at this year’s US Open “Your serve is incredible.” Bublik: “Yes it is. I have no explanation 😂. My next match is against Jannik so I’ll probably drop a couple serves” 😭
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
She is GORGEOUS
Dark Bedroom Enjoyer (@dingbattitude.bsky.social) reposted
My kids are gonna be alright, gonna ether the zoomers by being able to competently have a conversation with another person
Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted
It’s not an exaggeration. The DOGE initiative is the largest data breach in world history.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
This is genuinely the craziest thing to me. Like this is going viral! Where is the right wing slop?!
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly this site needs more derangement so I appreciate it. I’ll always encourage horny posting as well
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
That is not the neck of a man stable enough for cardiac/vascular surgery but idk lol
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
What planned surgery is my question because he wasn’t exactly looking medically stable
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop making me more hopeful
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Gee who thought we would be speculating about the health of this guy a few weeks after his big golf win.
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Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
SHUT THE FUCK UP
ben schwartz (@benschwartz.bsky.social) reposted
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Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I’m heart transplants require WEEKS of hospitalization
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Like if they thought it was their only option I don’t doubt they would try to give him a heart but like he does not look like someone who would survive that surgery. Cheney was 71 and had to wait 20 months for a heart.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is way too clinically decompensated to actually qualify for/survive a heart transplant but idk?!
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
My grandpa died of congestive heart failure in January and there have been multiple photos of Trump that gave me the feeling
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
She is not even close to being important enough to be in on a Trump death bed situation
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I do think something has cracked in that people are now accepting that Trump is mortal and will die. The fact the GOP/RW media isn’t even trying to address that this is going viral tells me something tbh.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Something does feel uniquely off rn but he is 100% not making it 3.5 years in a functional state of health.
Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted
They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
It was the fact his legs were all swollen which they attributed to some benign condition but is also a sign of heart failure. I 100% think he is experiencing some form of heart failure but like you can live in heart failure for a while.
Nicholas Slayton (@nslayton.bsky.social) reposted
They hit the MacArthur Park Home Depot a 4th time. That was one of the spots raided the first week of June that led to protests which led to the military occupation of L.A. which still hasn't ended.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
She seemed like a fun woman
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Mirra kinda bottled the first set but Taylor was just fucking aces the second set.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Observing the lack of refutation from the WH/RW media with curiosity
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Sv...
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
If the speculative hope feels this fucking good, the real thing is going to hit like crack.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t play with people like this man
Bill McKibben (@billmckibben.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's insane beef with clean energy is going to wreck both planet and economy www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Costa Samaras (@costasamaras.com) reposted
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Gauff isn’t even particularly tall for a female tennis player. Sabalenka could put Biles in her pocket.
Undo Damage (@humanecosystem.bsky.social) reposted
I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
I refuse to get my hopes up but my grandpa died of heart failure earlier this year and there are multiple times I’ve looked at Trump and thought “yeah … not long to go”
Clean Observer (@hammbear2024.bsky.social) reposted
I want this for us.
Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted
thats hot
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
America does collectively deserve this ngl
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck I wanna have a talk with John Roberts sooooooo badly.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just brimming with anticipation for how Roberts will debase himself. He is either going to make Trump big mad or shred the last fig leafs of his reputation as a serious jurist.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Man I wanna have a talk with John Roberts so bad. I have some questions and thoughts I need to share and I think he deserves to hear them.
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Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah tariffs are still going to be an issue specifically for industrial inputs.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
Sure but this impacts the bulk of his blanket country tariffs. IEEPA justification gave him the most leeway - the other legal justifications require more work on the part of the Admin.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly I'm penciling in Cooper winning. I can't see him losing tbh. Iowa and then Kentucky if Beshear decided to run have slim slim slim chances of flipping
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
doing more harm to businesses this way but consumers aren't as exposed because people have held back on price increases.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
The decision says that on remand to the CIT that they have to consider CASA when determining a remedy so they kinda punt on the issue. I mean no one understands how CASA is actually supposed to work bc its an insane ruling.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
This is such a facially correct ruling that I genuinely don't know how SCOTUS can twist out a win for Trump here without embarrassing itself (not that they are above that tho).
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
She doesn't deserve any sympathy but man what a sad evil existence she has chosen for herself.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean the good thing is that for the rest of the non-suicidal nations of the world is that solar/wind is only getting cheaper.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
Drill baby drill = cheaper prices for oil/gas but you still have the issue of converting that to electricity where there is a bottleneck.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
True but the problem with that is that the extractive industries cannot scale fast enough. Like only so many turbines for natural gas plants can be built and there is a five year backlog. So now there are just going to be shortages and major price increases on *electricity* but not the gas inputs.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent
And now we refuse to build the cheapest and most readily available sources of energy - solar and wind. The Trump Administration's energy policies are facially nonsensical.
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
What a pathetic excuse for a human being tbh.
lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted
only so many words you can put in a headline but the whole response is loud and proud support for the trans community and worth reading
Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)
This got an audible laugh out of me. “Please let us break the law so we don’t look like gigantic morons please”