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Jacquie

@jmteo.bsky.social

Alleged Attorney. Californian. Angeleno. Stay weird.

created June 28, 2023

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Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 6:52:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Sinner is a "it should not be possible to be this consistent" player. Alcaraz is a "well that just defied what should be physically possible" player.

2/9/2025, 6:51:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted reply parent

the reason to watch every Carlos match is that he has a higher “holy fucking shit” quotient than the rest of the tour combined

2/9/2025, 6:48:35 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I need to start psychically preparing myself for President *retches* JD Vance *gags*

2/9/2025, 6:45:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:32:23 PM | 60 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted

to dare to hope? perchance to dream?

2/9/2025, 6:30:12 PM | 81 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Idk why but I thought he had already been on trial for rape charges.

2/9/2025, 5:02:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted

A key lesson of Watergate was that the lawyers have to go to prison.

2/9/2025, 1:24:18 PM | 78 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weedle (@weedle.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Every single poll for the past 15 years shows cringe middle class suburbanites being the most supportive of lgbt rights and progressive policy in general but lol getting anyone on this site to admit that

2/9/2025, 1:34:26 PM | 184 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture davidrlurie (@davidrlurie.bsky.social) reposted

Hard to decide if this is more insane or more homophobic.

2/9/2025, 3:14:43 PM | 760 118 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Wright isn't an idiot. I mean he knows this is bullshit. He knows batteries exist. I genuinely do not know who this is for beyond like 4 oil and gas guys in Oklahoma/Texas.

2/9/2025, 4:51:51 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably bad that my reaction to basically any series of events rn is “shrug”

2/9/2025, 4:31:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:54:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I miss my dog ☹️

2/9/2025, 3:39:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

It is cool we made it less than 8 months without a “is the king dead?” crisis. THANK YOU AMERICAN ELECTORATE!

2/9/2025, 3:33:28 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly whatever

2/9/2025, 3:05:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Boomers treat their houses as lotto tickets and millennials/gen z are just fucked unless someone helps them or dies at the right time

2/9/2025, 2:58:54 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I honestly think this is 95% housing costs

2/9/2025, 2:57:33 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Gauff has pretty poor forehand and serve technique but she makes up for it in pure athleticism

2/9/2025, 2:55:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:40:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

WHERE ARE THE EMMYLOU HARRIS DUETS

2/9/2025, 1:39:40 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Aesthetically excellent per usual

2/9/2025, 1:38:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I can’t say what I want to say about Benny Johnson without getting into serious trouble. What a cancerous piece of shit.

2/9/2025, 1:37:44 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean you had the stability of the Serena years and the Henin/Clijsters/Davenport/Williams years in the early 2000s but very true. 2016-2023 was like no dominant players solidifying their presence. Now you have Iga/Sabalenka/Gauff but still opportunities for others

2/9/2025, 1:35:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

2016-2023 were weird years for women’s tennis

2/9/2025, 1:30:41 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly humiliated the man lol

2/9/2025, 1:28:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Profoundly unserious country.

1/9/2025, 9:08:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

me watching this vid

a series of numerous posts from @utopia-defer.red about feeling humiliated
1/9/2025, 7:29:38 PM | 107 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Muchova-Kostyuk was interesting! Hopefully Sinner-Bublik is a banger.

1/9/2025, 9:00:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

This lady should probably go to jail ngl

1/9/2025, 8:54:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Murray being in her 70s suckkkkksss. I mean I would take her instantly

1/9/2025, 8:52:01 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted

Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.

1/9/2025, 6:49:13 PM | 2013 540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

It gets to a point man

1/9/2025, 8:45:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless her I would also be losing my shit

1/9/2025, 3:24:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Barbie K did it!

31/8/2025, 9:52:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

She is such magic when she hits her peak

31/8/2025, 9:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JP Acosta (@acosta32jp.bsky.social) reposted

The kid can spin it brother

31/8/2025, 4:44:52 AM | 53 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Beyond evil

31/8/2025, 7:58:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

To be able to say things like this with a straight face, you have to know with certainty that you are talking to babies

31/8/2025, 2:40:32 PM | 2080 303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennis Letter (@thetennisletter.bsky.social) reposted

Sasha Bublik on winning all 55 of his service games at this year’s US Open “Your serve is incredible.” Bublik: “Yes it is. I have no explanation 😂. My next match is against Jannik so I’ll probably drop a couple serves” 😭

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31/8/2025, 5:30:06 AM | 52 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

She is GORGEOUS

31/8/2025, 3:42:13 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

California you are too good to me

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30/8/2025, 11:33:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dark Bedroom Enjoyer (@dingbattitude.bsky.social) reposted

My kids are gonna be alright, gonna ether the zoomers by being able to competently have a conversation with another person

30/8/2025, 7:52:41 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudgie the Whale (@grudgie.bsky.social) reposted

It’s not an exaggeration. The DOGE initiative is the largest data breach in world history.

30/8/2025, 7:43:48 PM | 121 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

This is genuinely the craziest thing to me. Like this is going viral! Where is the right wing slop?!

30/8/2025, 6:42:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly this site needs more derangement so I appreciate it. I’ll always encourage horny posting as well

30/8/2025, 6:38:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

That is not the neck of a man stable enough for cardiac/vascular surgery but idk lol

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30/8/2025, 6:33:32 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

What planned surgery is my question because he wasn’t exactly looking medically stable

30/8/2025, 6:31:09 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop making me more hopeful

30/8/2025, 6:28:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Gee who thought we would be speculating about the health of this guy a few weeks after his big golf win.

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30/8/2025, 6:13:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:11:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

SHUT THE FUCK UP

30/8/2025, 5:56:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ben schwartz (@benschwartz.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 5:48:10 AM | 98 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 5:42:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I’m heart transplants require WEEKS of hospitalization

30/8/2025, 5:31:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Like if they thought it was their only option I don’t doubt they would try to give him a heart but like he does not look like someone who would survive that surgery. Cheney was 71 and had to wait 20 months for a heart.

30/8/2025, 5:29:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump is way too clinically decompensated to actually qualify for/survive a heart transplant but idk?!

30/8/2025, 5:24:36 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

My grandpa died of congestive heart failure in January and there have been multiple photos of Trump that gave me the feeling

30/8/2025, 5:21:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

She is not even close to being important enough to be in on a Trump death bed situation

30/8/2025, 5:02:21 AM | 106 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I do think something has cracked in that people are now accepting that Trump is mortal and will die. The fact the GOP/RW media isn’t even trying to address that this is going viral tells me something tbh.

30/8/2025, 4:54:12 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Something does feel uniquely off rn but he is 100% not making it 3.5 years in a functional state of health.

30/8/2025, 4:48:44 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maureen Jice (@jane.meangirls.online) reposted

They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens

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30/8/2025, 4:38:38 AM | 7320 1157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

It was the fact his legs were all swollen which they attributed to some benign condition but is also a sign of heart failure. I 100% think he is experiencing some form of heart failure but like you can live in heart failure for a while.

30/8/2025, 4:35:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Slayton (@nslayton.bsky.social) reposted

They hit the MacArthur Park Home Depot a 4th time. That was one of the spots raided the first week of June that led to protests which led to the military occupation of L.A. which still hasn't ended.

30/8/2025, 4:15:06 AM | 72 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

She seemed like a fun woman

30/8/2025, 4:22:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Mirra kinda bottled the first set but Taylor was just fucking aces the second set.

30/8/2025, 4:10:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Observing the lack of refutation from the WH/RW media with curiosity

30/8/2025, 3:34:38 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Sv...

30/8/2025, 3:29:35 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

If the speculative hope feels this fucking good, the real thing is going to hit like crack.

30/8/2025, 2:40:23 AM | 162 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:34:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

You can’t play with people like this man

30/8/2025, 2:24:28 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill McKibben (@billmckibben.bsky.social) reposted

Trump's insane beef with clean energy is going to wreck both planet and economy www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

26/8/2025, 3:54:05 PM | 303 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Costa Samaras (@costasamaras.com) reposted

Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.

30/8/2025, 2:07:45 AM | 5236 2129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Gauff isn’t even particularly tall for a female tennis player. Sabalenka could put Biles in her pocket.

30/8/2025, 1:51:54 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undo Damage (@humanecosystem.bsky.social) reposted

I vaguely remember tweeting something like the country that effectively captures this free energy source at scale will rule the 21st century. whelp.

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29/8/2025, 8:05:49 PM | 11511 2685 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

I refuse to get my hopes up but my grandpa died of heart failure earlier this year and there are multiple times I’ve looked at Trump and thought “yeah … not long to go”

30/8/2025, 1:26:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clean Observer (@hammbear2024.bsky.social) reposted

I want this for us.

29/8/2025, 11:51:07 PM | 45 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marxist-Glonzoist (@primaryschool.bsky.social) reposted

thats hot

29/8/2025, 11:32:46 PM | 132 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

America does collectively deserve this ngl

29/8/2025, 11:02:23 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck I wanna have a talk with John Roberts sooooooo badly.

29/8/2025, 10:43:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm just brimming with anticipation for how Roberts will debase himself. He is either going to make Trump big mad or shred the last fig leafs of his reputation as a serious jurist.

29/8/2025, 10:34:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Man I wanna have a talk with John Roberts so bad. I have some questions and thoughts I need to share and I think he deserves to hear them.

29/8/2025, 10:30:39 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:29:08 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah tariffs are still going to be an issue specifically for industrial inputs.

29/8/2025, 10:17:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

Sure but this impacts the bulk of his blanket country tariffs. IEEPA justification gave him the most leeway - the other legal justifications require more work on the part of the Admin.

29/8/2025, 10:13:19 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly I'm penciling in Cooper winning. I can't see him losing tbh. Iowa and then Kentucky if Beshear decided to run have slim slim slim chances of flipping

29/8/2025, 10:11:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

doing more harm to businesses this way but consumers aren't as exposed because people have held back on price increases.

29/8/2025, 10:05:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

The decision says that on remand to the CIT that they have to consider CASA when determining a remedy so they kinda punt on the issue. I mean no one understands how CASA is actually supposed to work bc its an insane ruling.

29/8/2025, 9:53:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

This is such a facially correct ruling that I genuinely don't know how SCOTUS can twist out a win for Trump here without embarrassing itself (not that they are above that tho).

29/8/2025, 9:39:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

She doesn't deserve any sympathy but man what a sad evil existence she has chosen for herself.

29/8/2025, 9:34:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean the good thing is that for the rest of the non-suicidal nations of the world is that solar/wind is only getting cheaper.

29/8/2025, 9:28:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

29/8/2025, 8:53:28 PM | 28465 8996 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

Drill baby drill = cheaper prices for oil/gas but you still have the issue of converting that to electricity where there is a bottleneck.

29/8/2025, 9:25:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

True but the problem with that is that the extractive industries cannot scale fast enough. Like only so many turbines for natural gas plants can be built and there is a five year backlog. So now there are just going to be shortages and major price increases on *electricity* but not the gas inputs.

29/8/2025, 9:24:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social) reply parent

And now we refuse to build the cheapest and most readily available sources of energy - solar and wind. The Trump Administration's energy policies are facially nonsensical.

29/8/2025, 9:02:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

What a pathetic excuse for a human being tbh.

29/8/2025, 9:00:04 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

only so many words you can put in a headline but the whole response is loud and proud support for the trans community and worth reading

29/8/2025, 11:29:59 AM | 3949 1079 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jacquie (@jmteo.bsky.social)

This got an audible laugh out of me. “Please let us break the law so we don’t look like gigantic morons please”

29/8/2025, 7:33:24 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view