The punchline is that this isn't actually satire.
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The punchline is that this isn't actually satire.
That scene in Borat with him......😬
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Enough with the real news, can we get some satire, please? 
Plot twist the homeless man was actually just RFK Jr and they got confused
The line between satire and real news is now as thin as a supermodel on Ozempic.
On the box, written in sharpie, they were labeled Trump Epstein island vacation and grooming videos…
Ceremony to be held in the Four Siblings parking lot.
“You shure gotta purdy couch dere boy..."
Ukraine is starting to look as dangerous as the United States
Waiting for that Big Beautiful obituary 😂 Mr. Cankles McTaco Titts.
The Gatekeeper and Keymaster have united. Now enters Gozer the destroyer.
That would be a Travisty.
Bruises on both hands, yet he has an ear that is scarless.
Hurricanes in red states should be super fun.
Let me guess...he has the Epstein Client list and trumpo is on it !!!!
He still thinks he on the Apprentice!
Business as usual in the land of the free.
“Snoopy is dead, and the Red Baron killed him.” Friedrich Nietzsche (probably)
For the Epsteenth time, there won’t be any curfew you guys..
He can’t do anything about it though… no pardoning power for her.😆😂🤣
When I started reading the headline I was almost certain I was getting ready to read that another one got busted for touching kids. I was pleasantly surprised instead 🥰
But, he's STILL guilty of fraud.
I wonder what it’s like to be afraid of the truth.
Republicans be like…
The White House looks like Liberace went to Dollar General.
Is the bus okay?
Narrator: turns out bootlicking the nazis is bad for business🤷🏻♂️
Narrator: turns out bootlicking the nazis is bad for business🤷🏻♂️
If you were gonna climb a wall to sneak into a country, wouldn’t you do it at night?
The craziest thing about this tariff debate is that Trump is definitely in the Epstein files.
So, bone spurs but no spine?
Taco economy
You either Narcan or Narcan’t
Weird that the 2020 election was rigged by mail-in voting but the 2024 election wasn’t…🤔
Makes more sense than when he speaks
Let’s see if the red carpet is rolled out for Zelenskyy.
It’s Gotta be getting harder to come up with wild headlines considering the real headlines are so wild these days.
Trump definitely coming back from Alaska with crabs.
The Felon effect
He can dip it some delicious emollient sauce.
He thinks he's still doing a reality TV show.
Enough with the real news, can we get some satire, please? 
So it was accurate for once?
Gee, I guess this means he really could have called out the National Guard on January 6th.
Well at some point Trumps official portrait will end up in all the US Post offices next all of the other most wanted.
When her face fell off and became a character from The Substance 😂🤣😂
Fixing problems we didn’t have.
Concept of a meeting for an imaginary peace plan...
Retiring? Is that what they're calling it when nobody's interested now? 😆
Gee, I guess this means he really could have called out the National Guard on January 6th.
I heard he left when he found out she was 17. Much too old for him
Gee, I guess this means he really could have called out the National Guard on January 6th.
Retiring? Is that what they're calling it when nobody's interested now? Lol
Sucky actor who can’t land a gig takes gig to chase and abuse people for shits and giggles, news at 11.
Going after political enemies at a time when scandals are overwhelming the regime.
She rubbed him the wrong way.
Going after political enemies at a time when scandals are overwhelming the regime.
Sucky actor who can’t land a gig takes gig to chase and abuse people for shits and giggles, news at 11.
Everything accusation is a confession.
She is proof that with enough raw ambition, even a simpleton can succeed in politics.
To be fair, they were touting this evil misinformation during and before the pandemic too.
Kari Lake? The Arizona wackadoodle?
Republicans basically plan to screw over the poor, gut the country, and leave us with huge deficits, so that they can increase the wealth of the already wealthy.
“She was in my girlfriend’s history class!” - Matt Gaetz
It's almost as if DOGE wasn't the great idea they thought it was...🤷🏻♂️
Donnie's subpoena get lost in the mail?
They studied Ted Cruz’s regimen
Doesn’t Obama have the same presidential immunity like Trump?
So this is like the jobs report, right? If nobody can report on it then it can't be bad for my reputation!
The word "Civil" and Texas in one sentence?
i do find it hilarious how the people who use "TDS" as an insult are the ones who believe literally EVERYTHING he says. "conservatives" are genetically incapable of grasping Irony.
Capt. Cankles strikes again
Because business are letting people go over the tariffs. Give it a couple more months and you'll really see the impact.......
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I thought presidents have immunity during their presidency… Did Trump already forgot that he got the Supreme Court to pass that law…
So did credit card debt lol Just because people spend doesn’t mean they have the money
researcher vs practitioner.
Compared to all the possible directors that don’t have a medical degree that is.
Good news, bet TACO Tariff is pissed...
When you can’t even win Texas seats on policy, rig it more.
To be fair, compared to everyone else in his cabinet she probably does come across as “extremely qualified”.
His obsession with tariffs reminds me of a two year old who just figured out what "poop" means and wants to show everyone just how smart he is.
She is the first CDC director to be confirmed by the Senate under a law passed in 2023, and the first to serve in the role without a medical degree in more than 70 years.
Where do I apply I am totally unfit and uneducated. 🤠🌽🍔
Does he miss the one at Epstein Island?
It's what 30 years of Fox does to the brain.
It really seems like reality is conspiring to put you out of business.😬
Nothing says America first than a Scotland golf course 😉
Ah yes, nothing says “credible witness” like a convicted trafficker asking for immunity to spill the tea. What could possibly go wrong?
He likes astronauts 🙂
Nothing says America first than a Scotland golf course 😉
MAGA=Molesting And Grooming Adolescents
Spreading those “Family Values”, eh?
I had to double check if this was satire
Who among us hasn't had a strained romantic relationship after PR disaster space travel and a disappointing album launch and tour 15 years after our prime?
Ask how you entertain a toddler, without asking how you entertain a toddler.
"I could end this war in one day " where I heard that?
He looks like someone you’d see at a trump rally.