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Anxiety Engine

@jnotj.bsky.social

Fix your hearts and/or die He/him | MPLS | verified old

created September 14, 2023

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Profile picture Beth (@thisbethlife.bsky.social) reposted

I’m going to need things to stop happening

9/1/2025, 3:24:43 AM | 80 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI ass hands

26/8/2025, 2:16:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wint @dril another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it 10:27 PM • Feb 19, 2012
26/8/2025, 2:03:33 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social)

I used to think business leaders would keep him from scaring the hoes but they decided dodging taxes and saying slurs was more important

26/8/2025, 1:58:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

We failed to prosecute some folks

26/8/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 1431 175 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many such cases

26/8/2025, 1:32:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no bottom bsky.app/profile/leos...

26/8/2025, 1:30:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know people can see this right

26/8/2025, 1:27:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing is, we will someday be rid of this hosebag but the underlying problems will remain

25/8/2025, 10:05:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally, an answer to the question, "Can a waxwork shart?"

25/8/2025, 12:31:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Men lost the gender wars as soon as we started selling and buying "dude wipes"

25/8/2025, 12:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sucks and you know it

25/8/2025, 12:18:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You've obviously never been to Jackboot Village

25/8/2025, 12:11:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social)

My most crank opinion is people should only be allowed to live in cities and cities should all be walkable (but accommodating of people with mobility issues, obvs)

25/8/2025, 12:05:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*slaps roof of country* this bad boy can fit so much fucking dumbasses in it

25/8/2025, 2:40:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

love Kazuaki Kitamura's cat tattoos IG horitomo_stateofgrace

Two cat tattoos, both located on the person's upper arm. The first shows a cat carrying a flower in its mouth while it's surrounded by flowers. The second also shows a cat surrounded by flowers, but it looks like it's stalking something. Two cat tattoos. One shows a cat roaring while the image of a tiger is on its chest. The other shows a black cat holding a hair comb in its mouth while the image of a Japanese woman is on its back. Two cat tattoos on the same person. Both show warrior cats with the image of a fox in them. Two cat tattoos. One has a knife in its mouth and the image of a Japanese woman on its back. The other shows a black cat with flowers all over it. It's carrying a purse with a small kitten behind her.
25/8/2025, 12:59:53 AM | 2353 302 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

24/8/2025, 9:22:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have a bad day

24/8/2025, 7:52:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy to announce a new role! (miserable cretin)

24/8/2025, 7:24:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Median MAGA idol

24/8/2025, 5:28:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want him to piss his pants on live TV and then disappear from public life for the rest of time

24/8/2025, 4:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

A digital illustration based on a shoulders-up portrait photo of Little Richard from one of his early album covers. He has very tall, green-colored hair, and his head is thrown back with his mouth open, in all likelihood going 'woo' in the original. He's wearing a loudly patterned orange jacket over a light pink shirt. Lettering inside the shape of his hair reads, 'Maybe it will happen' and a jagged angular shape near his mouth contains the letters to the word 'Today'. A yellow and orange starburst shape is behind all of this.
21/4/2025, 2:42:26 PM | 143 28 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't respect this world

24/8/2025, 1:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This happened to my buddy Eric

24/8/2025, 12:54:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His youngest daughter is nearly 30

23/8/2025, 10:58:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You might also be surprised to learn that gang membership is an accusation disproportionately applied to people of color

23/8/2025, 10:32:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent

28/10/2024, 5:49:39 PM | 248 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social)

Transphobic "liberals" will be the end of me

23/8/2025, 10:15:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your argument is that trans rights are not supported because trans people want their rights?

23/8/2025, 10:13:57 PM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about you don't tell trans people to vote for their own oppression

23/8/2025, 10:11:23 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrifying if literal: cracker barrel

23/8/2025, 9:58:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He didn't do anything "to clean up DC crime" ffs

23/8/2025, 9:56:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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STOP THE COUNT

23/8/2025, 2:26:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

the era of small government is over and we can either have armed thugs with badges disappearing people or universal health care and high speed rail

22/8/2025, 11:50:10 PM | 2061 527 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

23/8/2025, 12:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

23/8/2025, 12:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprise surprise 'User Blocked by "A Very British Bigotry"'

23/8/2025, 12:04:02 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The most immoral person you've ever heard of vouches for me

6/8/2025, 2:48:48 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

*Armed soldiers occupying American cities* "I just think sometimes the left goes too far"

17/8/2025, 6:42:47 PM | 2211 387 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social) reposted

Cum laude, you bet I do

10/8/2025, 3:08:07 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn, can't believe this house was of cards all along

14/8/2025, 9:53:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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*henny youngman voice* take my life, please

23/8/2025, 2:32:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fellas is it gay to renew your energy

23/8/2025, 1:52:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And then they call it meritocracy

22/8/2025, 12:18:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"alleged" or "imagined"

22/8/2025, 1:01:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What you got there is a bad case of the fruit nuts

22/8/2025, 12:58:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a jew, this feels like an ally

22/8/2025, 12:46:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luckily we've put them in charge of everything

22/8/2025, 12:38:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm as cis as the day is long but I don't win if trans people lose

22/8/2025, 12:35:37 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anxiety Engine (@jnotj.bsky.social)

"The world is a much worse place as a result of his life's work; it would be a better place had he never been born. If he did not want people to rejoice at his death, maybe he should not have spent an entire lifetime working for and justifying their pain and suffering."

21/8/2025, 8:35:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dinner is 6 pm (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

The first rule of self defense when you're getting your ass kicked is to commission a poll to find out whether it would be popular for you to fight back

21/8/2025, 2:10:12 PM | 1667 245 | View on Bluesky | view

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To be clear: the views in question are whether trans and homeless people should have rights

21/8/2025, 12:52:42 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adams was like "and keep a little for yourself"

21/8/2025, 12:23:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only about a third of the way through this (slow reader) but really loving it

21/8/2025, 2:50:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem isn't that she's a deluded racist freak, it's that she's "not guided entirely by loyalties to the president"

20/8/2025, 3:37:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

20/8/2025, 12:06:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and a very epic day to you mlord

20/8/2025, 2:14:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 1:53:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Masterful gambit

20/8/2025, 1:51:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coalitional is when you support a cynical opportunist in his vid for personal glory, not when you stand with various marginalized groups in defending their rights

20/8/2025, 12:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is coalitional politics when you throw trans and homeless people under the bus, rather than when you show solidarity with them over cynical politicians?

20/8/2025, 12:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is NOT on a crusade against crime, wtf is wrong with you

19/8/2025, 11:36:06 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems in Disarray would be an improvement at this point, at least they'd be visible

19/8/2025, 11:35:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine started it when they didn't surrender

19/8/2025, 10:17:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just dipping their toes in the water

19/8/2025, 10:00:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol, lmao

19/8/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop platforming these weirdos, literally nobody wants to know

19/8/2025, 5:27:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe if we had better media they would've seen this coming

19/8/2025, 5:17:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or, and hear me out here, do the bare fucking minimum work of an opposition party

19/8/2025, 5:09:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Among other things, I would better enjoy watching an orgy than being in one

19/8/2025, 12:24:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

19/8/2025, 11:28:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reaching new heights in slappable faces

19/8/2025, 12:07:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's American exceptionalism for ya!

18/8/2025, 9:00:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew (@amandasmith.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It does not matter how small the trans population is. It does not matter how small any minority population is. When we allow them to be targeted, attacked, eradicated - it’s not a temporary state. If you don’t see that as a loss, that says more about your ethics than your political savvy. (/5)

3/8/2025, 6:55:30 PM | 224 52 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

18/8/2025, 4:07:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is relish erasure

18/8/2025, 2:25:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Time's arrow (derogatory)

18/8/2025, 12:47:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

18/8/2025, 12:14:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

18/8/2025, 12:13:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Boost 📣

18/8/2025, 2:14:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't worry, we won't (he'll lose and someone even worse will win)

17/8/2025, 10:51:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why it's important to hate everyone involved

17/8/2025, 10:50:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like it or not, his biggest roles by box office were star wars and superman, so that's what the most people would recognize him from (personally, I think of him as the Limey)

17/8/2025, 8:26:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look, I'm not naive enough to think these problems are new, but this is the first time I've thought this country is beyond saving

17/8/2025, 8:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love love love living in the 1850s

17/8/2025, 7:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The illiberal Left

17/8/2025, 7:44:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the future liberals want

17/8/2025, 3:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tale as old as time

17/8/2025, 3:17:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Audrey Farnsworth (@audipenny.bsky.social) reposted

hey man good to see you, hey, can you tell that I feel like I’m driving my own body like a bicycle right now? Or do I seem regular

17/8/2025, 6:30:13 AM | 221 51 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not suburban MAGA though, they can sleep easy

17/8/2025, 1:44:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh

17/8/2025, 11:47:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, it's called "freedom"

17/8/2025, 3:57:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the main point here, but. The election is literally a popularity contest?

17/8/2025, 3:55:18 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hating trump but also hating trans and unhoused people is not the kind of ally we need to throw our weight behind three years early, it incentivizes the cynical bullshit that got us where we are today

17/8/2025, 1:59:56 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get fucked, ghoul

17/8/2025, 1:50:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Zionist summer camp" hoo boy

16/8/2025, 8:26:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sucks phenomenally

16/8/2025, 7:37:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/8/2025, 3:04:03 PM | 30 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not great!

16/8/2025, 7:10:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view