Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
There’s no way this could go wrong
Decide what to be, and go be it. Columbus
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view profile on Bluesky Ariella Elm (@ariellaelm.bsky.social) reposted
I didn’t know about this, and if I didn’t know about this, then you probably didn’t either. This should be my entire feed and it’s not and that’s a problem  This sit in has now been going on over 48 hours and I am just hearing about it now 1/
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
that’s a lot of fancy words to call him a dumb bitch
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Fort Wayne catching unnecessary strays
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
With significant assistance from Claude Code, I wrote a "google sheets to code" script. It is working with fairly trivial Google Sheets as I set them up (e.g., input tabs, processing tabs, output tabs, named ranges). MIT license. Let me know what you think: github.com/joemastersem...
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Ok fair I meant one that many other people might find alignment with
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
Our executive branch is led by people who think “non-partisan” means “partisan in support of us”
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Gavin doesn’t have an ideology tho
Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) reposted
It's feel like we're counting down to the first mass killing of US citizens by the US military.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
*ezra klein guy voice* The problem with the left is that they've lost the willingness to speak reasonably with their opponents, such as this guy I interviewed recently who easily conned me into supporting eugenics
Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted
Transphobia is a unique sort of bigotry that just absolutely cooks the online brain. Holding it nearly always results in an inability to ever admit you’re wrong about anything and exponentially increases the likelihood of believing in a cascade of ever dumber conspiracies and fascist ideology
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
That’s a justification I’d expect from a freshman, not a professor. If I was a duck, I’d quack.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
That’s an income classification problem, not a marginal rates problem? I mean, your post is explicitly about marginal rates, and raising the marginal rates would do nothing wrt Elon’s pay packages
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
Are we really in a world where professors of political science don’t understand that huge executive pay packages aren’t taxed as income?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
None of that pay package is going to be taxed as income.
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
“following rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american city” is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday
tomwellborn3rd (@patriotprogressive.bsky.social) reposted
Rick Wilson warned that once Trump dies, hidden memos will expose his cardiac and mental decline, his Epstein ties, and corrupt pardons. He said history will see him not as a leader but as a mobster who looted a nation.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
I wish *I* could get paid for responding to these spam bullshit emails I get from "white-hat" hackers who tell me they have an account takeover vulnerability for us and CC various board members/executives. Like dude, send in the details, we'll pay you. And they never do because it's all BS.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
It was the best line bar none and Barro just rolled over it, no acknowledgement. A travesty.
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Nightswimming is the only answer
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
There's something mesmerizing in watching Claude Code spend hours and hours trying to get a github action to run properly and repeatedly making the same mistakes. Makes me think that we need to start testing LLMs on different types of tasks.
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Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I have never seen a more 'maam this is a wendy's'-ass article
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I 100% agree. It’s why I keep finding these arguments that leftists are by default tolerant/welcoming/non-divisive to be nonsense. Fundamentally, having an ideology means being intolerant and divisive.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
There’s no straw man here, just an observation that lots of people show up to refute and end up reinforcing.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Annnnnnd now you’re changing the subject once you have realized your tactic backfired. How would you define the opposite of divisive? You wouldn’t say “welcoming” or “tolerant”?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
It’s interesting that they all took such offense to me taking the same tone as them, then, isn’t it?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
You would call them… welcoming?
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Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Does that extend to being hostile all the time? I mean I can understand profanity/insults, but those seem at least slightly different from being aggressively angry?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I agree with you 100%! Which is why I don’t think it makes sense to talk about the left as “welcoming” whereas the right is not. Neither are welcoming to people who disagree with issues that they view as hard lines for their ideology.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
That is a good point. Maybe my overall takeaway is that people who self-identify as having an ideology in opposition to another ideology are unlikely to be particularly welcoming in general? I’m amazed at how anyone posting about how tolerant their group is never stands up to scrutiny.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
If you read my response in the thread, you’ll read completely reasonable and open comments, and then people being immediately hostile. Hostile because I didn’t know the context; hostile because I asked a question. If that’s the threshold—you’re assholes.
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Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I’m not pivoting at all? I find it amazing how many leftists have this self-image of being welcoming, when the reality is that they’re just as much assholes as everyone else. And the NZ leftists have done nothing but support this view I have. It’s ok to be an asshole! Just don’t delude yourselves.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
You all could’ve fooled me!
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I never said I wasn’t divisive.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Really? It is not coming through that way, Danielle, Petty Hate Machine.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Genuinely amazing that the proof that leftists are fucking assholes just keeps coming and coming.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
No Donald Trump. No Republican Party.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
“Hi you need to know all my context but I don’t need to know any of your context” is quite a take.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Just take the L
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I love the people who tell me my takes are irrelevant in a thread that I started.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I literally said “sounds wonderful” because I think it sounds better than the political hellscape we live in here. The amount of assumptions you create in your head is fascinating, but not accurate at all.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
It’s not! It’s hostile to be an obnoxious asshole in how you say it!
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Well tbf she said nothing about it being NZ leftists in the original tweet, and so if you want to be the context police, you might extend your reach to her then.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
This is literally a thread I started about how leftists like to think of themselves as welcoming but are actually hostile assholes. You’re just showing everyone how I’m right.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Amen. I fully support that. The American system is awful.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
“We don’t give a fuck about what Americans say about our country and that means we will actively respond to threads that Americans start when they post about us” is certainly a take, but not one that stands up to logic, mate.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
You do understand that not all details are in a summary, right? Nothing I said in my summary is wrong; you’re welcome to believe that it’s missing information you would put in a summary, though!
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
“Which you might notice if you read any international news” is “giving me context” and “not being divisive”? I would call it being obnoxious and assumptive.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
You literally went into my thread that I posted to write this? How is that not giving a fuck?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
“Never divisive” eh? Always welcoming?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I never said it was an insult? Why do you all assume so much? I’m literally summarizing a thread.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
What on earth is the lie?
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Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Sounds wonderful
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Just because you’re on the right side of history doesn’t mean you get the right to be an insufferable prick
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
OP: The left is welcoming; the right is toxic Me: that’s not been my online experience? Leftist: Fuck you; why should I be welcoming? OP: oh not *those* leftists
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Unfortunately I think the loudest people who self-identify as leftists online are American political leftists 😔
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I never claimed to be welcoming. OP claimed the left was.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Literally this skeet ^^^! It’s painfully obvious you’re a divisive asshole from your attitude here!
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I don’t think you understand the difference between ideological division (will always exist!) and divisiveness (an attitude, not one that has to exist). If you can’t find examples of the online left being brutally divisive on bluesky, I’m not sure what to say. It’s endemic. Check my TL.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Divisive: tending to cause disagreement or hostility between people
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I would love for this to be true, but my experience with the “people of the left” on bluesky has been that their politics are just as divisive as MAGA. How do you think about the obnoxious online left?
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted
For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society
Radley Balko (@radleybalko.bsky.social) reposted
We’re being governed by monsters. Just absolute monsters.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
It’s not even that the Constitution is “a series of suggestions”—the Constitution appears to be “anything we want it to be”, like a vague Bible quote, with no shared or reliable history of understanding.
Detritus Books (@detritusbooks.bsky.social) reposted
But flag burning is legal according to the Supreme Court I say from my jail cell in Uganda.
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Yes 100%
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I don’t think free public transport plays as well outside of the top ~10 cities in the US? Maybe top 5 even.
Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted
American democracy is a good idea. We should try it some time!
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
So much squandered goodwill.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I mean he’s a great author! But 100% of dudes who ask me (not in the context of discussing lit) if I’ve read him have been arrogant douchebags
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Nooooooo
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
David Foster Wallace
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I don’t report anyone for anything. You clearly have delusional beliefs and jump to conclusions about anything that supports what your prejudice of the moment is.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
My new litmus test for political sanity is whether you can recognize that both Mamdani and Pritzker are capable, savvy politicians that won’t fall into obvious traps, or whether you think one of them supports genocide.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
It’s also worth noting that, despite not wanting others to put words in *your* mouth, you’re more than happy to do that with Pritzker, turning a moment where he decides to not fall into a trap with him supporting genocide.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
If you think anyone can be elected president of the United States by answering that question with “Yes” then I have a bridge I’d like to sell you. How do you feel about Mamdani’s evasion on “globalize the intafada”? I don’t see any meaningful difference between Pritzker and Mamdani.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
You’re putting words in his mouth by saying he doesn’t oppose genocide. That’s really the crux of the issue in Gaza; just as the obnoxious NY press has an unreachable bar for Mamdani, so too does the online left have for anyone suspected of being too pro-Israel.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
What, pray tell, as Governor of Illinois, do you want him to do here? Why do you take any of his public statements as a litmus test that you would never vote for him for president?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Easy times make for weak men. Try running anything.
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100%
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
The number of blatantly false assumptions in your skeet is truly breathtaking
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Such an easy refuge, purity.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Purity tests over Gaza are indistinguishable to me from purity tests over abortion.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Link: bsky.app/profile/bana...
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com)
Look—I am very sympathetic to the skepticism toward moderates and centrists, especially MLK Jr’s, but the thread of leftists celebrating how much they’re willing to compromise in a thread where literally none of them will compromise is a *chef’s kiss* example of online leftism.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Also this thread is filled with leftists *and you* saying that none of you would compromise and vote for JB based upon statements he’s made about Israel, despite the fact that he supports blocking arms sales (and has been accused of funding pro-Palestinian groups).
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
I voted for socialists for city council and in primaries. I have voted for ballot measures that have been mostly punitive to me. I’d vote for Mamdani if I lived in New York, even though I think many of his policy ideas are counterproductive to what even he wants.
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Wouldn’t you have to do this in small claims court or mediation?
Joe Emison (@joeemison.com) reply parent
Trevor Story and then the Yankees suck