Will he really retire, or will he keep pulling strings from the shadows, Pelosi-like, to hamstring younger, better Democrats?
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Will he really retire, or will he keep pulling strings from the shadows, Pelosi-like, to hamstring younger, better Democrats?
It's literally how I relax in bed at night, trying to get to sleep.
I've watched more than one YouTube video where, like a fucking Hollywood jump scare, not-Weird Al suddenly pops into frame for a manic, expected cameo, and I'm like, "Whelp, that's enough of this creator." Anyone who collabs with Walker after Change the Channel must be as bad as he is.
Well, shit.
Daniel Craig is the worst Bond after George Lazenby. I want my gadgets and goofy asides. If I wanted to watch a Jason Bourne film, I'd fucking watch a Jason Bourne film.
It's why Republicans are always screaming about pedophiles. They're hoping that when they inevitably get outed as one, their accusers won't sound as credible.
All the more reason Musk has rigged the voting machines, sadly. We could outnumber the Nazi voters 10 to 1, and the final tally could still give them enough points not to trigger an automatic recount.
Hmm. Why does this sound familiar? Could it be like how when W. Bush pushed for the National Do Not Call List, the only companies that followed the law were legitimate businesses, while the worst illegal spammers simply spoofed their locations to avoid getting caught?
I never felt that I was that good of a parent, so when raising my kids, I always told them to use me as a bad example. I never thought my country would ever do the same thing on the world stage.
If we can't get our troops to do the right thing by refusing illegal orders, perhaps they'll refuse to shoot civilians if they don't get paid to do it?
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On the rare occasions I go outside for an extended period, I get sunburns because I really hate the smell and feel of sunscreen. My sister always wears the stuff, and I hugged her earlier today before leaving a gathering. So now I reek of sunscreen AND will still wake up tomorrow with a sunburn.
If an evil, giant space cockroach was wearing his skin like an Eggersuit, would we even be able to tell?
What are you talking about? He's Devinoni Ral, the sleazebag who tried to put the moves on Counselor Troi.
I'm not getting my hopes up. Many thought COVID was going to do the job years ago in one of the most appropriately ironic deaths imaginable outside the Twilight Zone, but they moved medical Heaven and Earth (or maybe Hell and Earth?) to keep that from happening. He's the Emperor in 'Ice Pirates'.
In the end, all Republicans are Hans Landa, thinking they can enjoy a nice dinner out.
It always gets a chuckle out of me whenever I see a media graph showing trends between the generations, from the Greatest to Alpha, yet it blatantly fails to include us. I'm like, this has to be intentional, like the Millennials writing these pieces enjoy screwing with us.
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Would American fried chicken be better if, instead of flavoring the batter, we marinated the meat before we dipped and fried it?
My town is already inundated with semis using the state road that runs through our downtown just to avoid tolls on I-80/90. I can only imagine what will happen to us once the truckers start avoiding I-69. Republicans are so shortsighted that they can see their own retinas.
How to identify smarm: Has anyone with a southern or southern-leaning accent ever smiled at you while saying "Bless your heart"? Congratulations. You've learned to identify smarm.
I've had people whom I respect tell me I'm overreacting and that Republicans WON'T turn I-69 into a toll road, and this is despite stuff like this happening here all the time. Soon they'll redraw the maps and turn Indiana into a FULLY one-party state, instead of just effectively one.
Hah! When my wife and I were out of town a couple of months ago, our son drew that while he was over checking on our cat. We haven't had the heart to erase it yet.
Me: My Brain For the Rest of the Day: waaaaaaaah WAH WAH wah wah wah WAH WAH wah wah wah WAH WAH WAAAAH WAH wah wah...
I'm planning on making a large batch of chicken curry tonight while my wife, who is not a fan of it, will cook one of her frozen lasagnas. She apparently felt the need to express her feelings on our weekly meal planner before heading out to work this morning.
Too much? 🤷🏼♂️
Don't you mean "platibun"?
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The crematorium charged us only around $1,500 for my mother last year, which includes putting her ashes in whatever urns or memorial ornaments we give them. I will eventually have some of her in an hourglass I bought with a quote from 'Ghostbusters 2' on it. THAT is how we should handle remains.
Before the isekai boom, I usually gravitated toward harem. I've always been a garbage anime fan. It's why I finally realized that I was in no position to judge others based on their entertainment choices. Except for fans of the Kardashians.
I keep telling myself one of these days I'll get 'round to seeing it. Then, before you know it, they release another isekai anime and there goes any free time I'd have to watch it.
I've never seen 'Casablanca', but I've seen so many references, parodies and homages of the film that actually sitting down to watch it would likely be a waste of time.
I fully believe the "health and cognitive decline" angle. I also fully believe his handlers are likely going full 'Weekend at Bernie's' behind the scenes.
I have never seen a single 3D version of any of the Simpsons characters that wasn't nightmare fuel. Whether plastic dolls, video games, CGI animation, Halloween costumes or porn parodies, when any of them exit the 2D world, angels sing a dirge of the damned and sages tear out their own eyes.
Quickly scrolling past, I thought this was a picture of Squidward melting...
Whoever is eventually going to do this motherfucker's funeral makeup is going to have the easiest day of their professional career.
If you are your own worst critic, you know you struck paydirt when you like something you wrote.
Anyone paying attention during the W. Bush years would know this was inevitable. To keep up their numbers during the Iraq quagmire, the Army greatly lowered standards, taking those they would have previously denied. This also included white militia members who just wanted free military training.
Whelp, I live in a different Red State, so it's only a matter of time until I'll be blocked from here, too, since my state was one of the first that the adult sites had to blacklist for this same reason.
Trump always struck me as someone who desperately wanted to be a part of the old New York mafia families, but they would never let him in because they knew he was a rat who couldn't be trusted to keep his mouth shut.
Frankly, I just hope whoever came up with the rules about "ie" and "ei" for English is roasting in the hottest pit of Hell.
Republicans know this, so they are going to desperately pass as much evil fascist bullshit as possible before someone finally succumbs to that inevitable fatal heart attack they so richly deserve.
On the one hand, the FBI raid on John Bolton is clearly a fascist weaponization of the government against the enemies of the Nazi in the White House. On the other hand, Bolton helped put that Nazi in the White House. This is one of those fights where you want both sides to lose.
Yes, because letting someone but the original author finish a beloved series always works out for the best. *coughs in Brian Herbert*
Look no further than what Brian Herbert did to his father's legacy by trying to "finish" the 'Dune' saga. Or even what Eoin Colfer did to the 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' series. It's crass exploitation of the readers and nothing more.
I see it and subbed to it. I don't usually block people, but I did this time just because they tried so hard to block your list. Streisand Effect, motherfuckers.
I mean, Bluesky HAS to know that the reason so many of us (probably even MOST of us) are here in the first place is precisely because Twitter coddled Nazis like Rowling, right? They can't be THAT clueless. Right? RIGHT...???
This will no doubt come in handy for a local businessman who is currently being sued in civil court for millions he stole from clients. There has got to be a criminal investigation against him, but as he also pretends to be a rightwing influencer, he'd probably just buy a pardon anyway, I suppose.
On the one hand, I'm thirsty for anyone with some power to hit back at Trump, even if it's playing the same peurile game. On the other hand, Newsom willingly embraces and panders to right-wingers, so he's not exactly someone I pin a lot of hope on.
"Not the obituary I really wanted to read, but it'll do for now." That's been about my favorite reaction to the death of this homophobic prick.
I procrastinate so much, mine is probably Douglas Adams.
Trying to decipher the YouTube algorithm is like playing Whac-a-Mole, only for all the pieces to suddenly shoot out of the board completely because halfway through, it randomly changed into a game of Perfection.
As always, the best response has been: "It's not the obituary I was hoping for, but I'll take it."
For some reason, Mark Twain's purported quote about banning steaks because babies can't chew keeps popping up in my brain.
James Dobson has died. I haven't checked the cause of death, but until I find out how he croaked, I'm just hoping it was from terminal kidney stones because the Universe owes it to us.
I've been a lifelong Democratic voter but not by choice. Simply because Republicans have been evil bastards my entire life.
Ah, yes. The dreaded .wps file. The bane of all of us who had Office back in the day, when we opened an email from a client who had sent us their "Word" document to read.
This... sounds like a game I played a few years ago...
It REALLY sucks once they hit season four and they introduce the Hardy Boys' nephew, played by a little person who looks just like Parker Stevenson but speaks like one of the Bowery Boys.
I wonder how people like this do their taxes since they clearly have no concept of the term "receipts"?
My favorite is when you buy a massive, expensive item that you're only ever going to get once per decade and the company still sends you new ads for one. How many goddamned washers do you think I can fit in my laundry room, LG Electronics?
Just when you forgot that this is the Worst Chris, the gormless motherfucker pops up to remind everyone that he's the Worst Chris.
Well, they're trying in New York, but you and so many of your corporate Democratic buddies refuse to support Mamdani. So clearly, America deserves better than YOU.
*screams in loving less-popular but otherwise brilliant anime that never got past the first season or two*
I suspect this is one of those scripts of yours that you probably laughed out loud while writing, delighted with your own cleverness. Because it deserved it.
Well, shit.
Nilla Wafers was the go-to baby snack for most of my baby cousins and siblings, so in my head, they're always going to be associated with mushy slobber and sticky fingers.
This is one of those moments that makes one sorely tempted to test Bluesky's content moderation...
I've had kidney stones more subtle than those panels.
Thinking back to when I used to do pottery in high school, I think I'd prefer having my stuff flop on the wheel than waiting until it was glazed and kilned before shattering into a dozen pieces. I like my disappointment up front, basically.
I've never been partial to these things because they look like a snack you'd give to a teething toddler. That's why I won't eat Nilla Wafers.
I can think of a video they could watch that might help bolster your case...
I'm usually hesitant to complain about service because I worry that my call will be the one that makes someone lose their job; however, if it's the same issue for the third or fourth time, that's when my sympathy starts to wane and I start channeling my inner Karen. Or if you smoke around my food.
Why don't you stand with Mamdani, you hypocrite? You are why every Democrat should be primaried. We need to circle the wagons, but you only seem concerned with protecting Wall Street.
Just further evidence that EVERY Democrat deserves to be primaried to get guys like this out. I love AOC and support her getting primaried simply because I think she could easily survive one.
That's okay. Some of us knew exactly who you were talking about. Gotta give it up for James Doohan. Give him four!
Wait a minute. Are you telling me you CAN'T fight mold with bad-faith arguments and dubious, cherry-picked "facts"?
It's built into their psyche now. After spending the past several decades conditioning their base that only "hot" people can be trusted, once they start showing age, all the U.S. fascist newsreaders/spokeswomen go straight to the scalpel and become desperate, cookie-cutter Botox golems.
Not gonna lie. Googly-Eyed Godzilla is probably my favorite iteration of him.
Every time I look in the mirror, I'm reminded that I am, indeed, just as hairy as a chimp. A recent well-meaning comment left on one of my YouTube videos was a viewer asking if I had tattoo sleeves (I do not).
That seventies photo is the most seventies thing that ever seventied.
Considering it's been 35 years since graduation, it's probably finally safe to admit that I only read about half of the books assigned to me, using Cliffs Notes on the rest to fake my way to straight-As. If you get social media in the hereafter, I'm so sorry Miss Owens.
Years ago, an extremely religious guy tried to sleep with my wife. When I confronted him and demanded an apology, he refused because I had used "bad language" at him. Mindblowing.
I was a fairly prolific reader as a child, but never appreciated being forced to read what others ordered me to. Made AP English a living hell for me, to be brutally honest.
Do you suppose he wanted to remain a "good" Catholic by not spelling out the entire word "fuck"? Apparently, his religious views allow him to be a dick to complete strangers as long as he doesn't use profanity. This encounter is a fairly accurate summation of U.S. Christianity.
My mom once spent an entire summer trying to force me to read 'Treasure Island'. 35 years later, I still never finished it.
Nah. I think THIS time, instead of the New Deal, we just bust out the guillotines and pitchforks and make the lesson stick this time for the rich people.
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I always got a kick out of how smugly Sarah Polley introduced him as "Baron MOOOONchausen" to Jonathan Pryce.
Dean Cain has had just the right number of botched plastic surgeries to make his face look like he's been hanging upside down for hours.
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The word "should" is doing an awful, awful lot of heavy lifting these days when it comes to the law.
Ordinarily, it's bad form to attack awful people over how they look. Stick to their personality and actions, not their genetics or fashion choices. However, if the awful people are the ones attacking people over how they look, then, well, all bets are off. Barbie is less plastic-looking than Noem.
People are all like, "Wow. Trump must have a lot of dirt on [insert Republican politician] because why else would they do what they're doing?" And I'm like, "Republicans don't need to be blackmailed into being terrible people. That's just who they are."
There is nothing wrong with excoriating Reagan because he is the reason the country is as bad as it is now. The Republicans could have spent decades slowly rebuilding their trust after Nixon, but instead they chose Reagan, the Southern Strategy and evangelical Christian extremism to seize power.
I was gonna say. I don't remember my first model, but I remember the wobbly little antenna that I had to pull out before every call.