Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Haha good one! I was going to say Aimme Mann complaining about having to play gigs in vampire towns on an episode of Buffy
The latest update for the JRG Kickstarter "Of Hunger and Lies" is small, but here it is: www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
Oh damn. It's her birthday today
Yes, a piano version! My heart melts when Tori Amos is playing that. Not an instrumental, and yet...
I can't even watch my favorite 80s cartoon without being reminded of the world's biggest asshole. This morning before I left for my day job, the Real Ghostbusters had to break up a ghost convention at Plump Tower. Now, instead of morning zen, I have a morning headache
Wow that's nice
Hey! Here's a quick update on our Kickstarter. I know you've been waiting with bated breath! www.kickstarter.com/projects/joh...
Smoking on that shit that made david byrne
I bet they'll keep the price of the bundle
I wish I knew then too
Idk man, I'm just a little north of Chicago, and the air quality is so bad I can taste it.
Batman '89 came out on my 13th birthday, and my dad took me. When Nicholson said the line "Wait'll they get a load of me," which was in every trailer for weeks, the entire audience was silent except my dad, who laughed so loud I was embarrassed
We left early, but there were at least 14 Luffys at the Renn Faire this year
My daughter said, "Look, there's another one." The lady next to her said, "Are you counting shirtless people?" "No, we're counting Luffeys" "Oh, good one!"
I've been at the Bristol, WI Renn Faire for an hour. It's pirate day, and I've already seen five Luffeys
It looks like you're answering the question. Be honest.
If you see this, post a redhead.
You guys have been the best. Psychonaughts 1 and 2 are some of my favorite games. And thanks for that Brutal Legend download!
Me, a non-rpg professional, at a professional development conference, thinking about Death to the Wizard Kings by @soengery.bsky.social
Please do!
Do you have tutorials for how to make these slammin terrains?
Share an image/GIF you can hear
I went on a week-long trip, leaving this old guy with my daughter. We missed each other something awful
I think we should go back to the days of link hubs and website rings
Look, if we're going to scrutinize scenes from that movie and search for problems everywhere... sign me up. That movie gave me a headache
Today im dragging @mister-rook.bsky.social away from his perpetual game book writing and revising to see the FF movie, since it was his favorite comic back in the day, and he needs a fuckin break before all his hard work kills him
Disgusting fascist propaganda
Not much longer to get in on this sale, folks!
It's time to bring back the link hub as our means of connecting to like-minded fans
Bluesky. I need your help. My oldest said she would play a #TTRPG with me if I could get this post to 1,000 likes. She's played Pathfinder once before and liked it but now she's a teenager so...🤷♀️😂
Double Fine is one of the best game companies we've had the pleasure to enjoy. Some of the absolute best games ever
I caught a big bass today while on vacation, and my host caught a few smaller ones. I was a Superior fisherman today
I don't look for them but would probably end up using them just because my fidgeting would find them
I'm a hoodie guy, but I really only wear them with front zippers, not pullovers
ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
I'm getting ready for a trip to Minnesota, to visit an old friend who works for the Department of National Resources in Duluth, not far from Lake Superior. Be prepared for a series of high-quality puns. "Superior" puns.
The Foglios are AWESOME people. If you can help them out, please do so!
I haven't seen Superman yet, but im looking forward to it. I hear good things from good people. I think it's hard for other people to believe in kindness when our heroes keep turning out to be slimeballs and everything seems so hopeless that hope itself feels irredeemably naive
These two, who do not often live in peace together, have fled to me in their mutual fear of my wife using the vacuum cleaner.
What four fictional characters are you a combination of?
Gorgeous! These look a lot like my very first set, but home crafted is way cooler
So the apartheid billionaire thinks red and blue parties should step aside for the white party? 🤦
Ugggggh. 3 out of 4 of my players canceled today. I guess I could run this one shot for just the two of us, but... how disheartening. Oh well, welcome to Old Men with Lives Outside RPGs
Only half of my game group is showing up this weekend, so I need a one-shot to run. Suggestions?
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh (second image added for context)
The woman who "revitalized" Beloit is another billionaire con artist stealing from the poor
This is propaganda to bolster the billionaire who now owns that city and has driven nearby cities (especially South Beloit) into near bankruptcy. It's a horrible example of gentrification, intimidation, and lies
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger
But their voters don't care what celebrities think 😉
Happy birthday to me! As a birthday gift, why nor drop by johnnyrookgames.com and pick up one of our books or a new set of dice!
Haha I just checked mine, and so did I
I used to live in Oak Park and would never get tired of seeing his buildings around town
Been playing Cyberpunk Red lately, and feeling it was too prophetic switched to Twilight: 2000 Might not have been the best choice to avoid contemporary events in my rpg time
Post a trio of awesomeness
Here was a headline I saw a couple of days ago making the rounds. When I first saw it, there were no links, and the publication source wasn't included. I guess nobody wanted to show off The Marijuana Herald as their source
Please don't trust this headline you see. They conveniently cut off the source, "The Marijuana Herald"
Me forgetting myself for just a moment to reply on Facebook that billionaires shouldn't exist, and wow do people get mad
NO KINGS BUT KONG
#NoKings but the King Prawn, ok?
#NoKingsDay in Rockford, IL
Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do. So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
Quote post with the Fabtastic Four comic that came out the month you were born.
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
The fires are so extensive across Manitoba, Saskatchewan & Ontario currently that there are not enough air crafts to rescue remote Native Canadians. I am sending an SOS to every nation to help save the lives of people who are going to burn alive. Literally. Canada needs evacuation assistance.
A teacher breaks down after ICE causes multiple schools to lockdown during graduation ceremonies and parents to flee for their lives. Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.
The second biggest name in malt is Whoppers, the small round malt balls coated in chocolate often eaten last from a bag of Halloween candy. Personally, I love malt and malt flavored treats. #TheLastDriveIn
A "malt" is a "malted milkshake." It's made by adding malt powder to the milkshake. The biggest name in malt is Ovaltine, which was for making malted milk. #TheLastDriveIn
@cait.bsky.social
Some of y'all can't handle seeing 2 high af males going at it with their phalluses, and it shows
Ugh... I don't think about scams first when I hear the word school. My bad, I guess?
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO MARKET SCHOOLS. WE JUST NEED TO FUND THEM.
Post a random chain letter for continued proplsperity and happiness
Happy gay
Thank you for the date! I know it's Chicago, but where is the venue?
When and where is cake this year? I have nor been keeping up
One of the most important and influential analysis of myth in our time
Sure did!
So even their planes wear white hoods now?
Describe your work with a gif
A small Kickstarter update for those who follow us for such things (and not my ADHD-fueled randomness). The main writer and creative force behind JRG, @mister-rook.bsky.social, has had a massive tooth infection over the last couple of weeks, so progress has slowed (but not stopped!)
This is the one that might finally make me block you
The real con is not that he isn't corrupt but that his corruption is no worse than any other politician
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love. 🚫👻
Yes.
I matched with Johnathan Bryers like 98%, and I'm pretty satisfied with that assessment
My top four charavter matches who I even remotely recognize
Show us your writing process in a GIF:
Midichlorians are being wiped out by vaccines and fluoride
I post occasional updates on our Kickstarter as they're sent through newetters and KS update email, but a day to day update is kept on our Discord page Mostly our Discord is just us blah blah blah about everything I post here, but maybe some day we'll get legit and respectable as a business...
I dotn remember Cleveland being the only one who got to use it either
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
I already do!
While I was pulling into the driveway, weary and bleary-eyed from a day of work, the mail carrier was just leaving a package... Death to the Wizard Kings!! by @soengery.bsky.social! I'm excited to tear into this and make a little weirdo of my own! 💀✌️🧙♂️👑
I just want my MAMA
Bruh, I beat the first three Mega Man games when I was but a youth, and they were tough as nails. Today, at nearly three times the age I was then, I can't get close to beating any of them. You're doing great.
