Commerce Secretary Lutnik’s sons at Cantor Fitzgerald are buying tariff refund rights. These guys know easy things, no need to pilfer children’s charity funds anymore, The Trump gang rides again.
Commerce Secretary Lutnik’s sons at Cantor Fitzgerald are buying tariff refund rights. These guys know easy things, no need to pilfer children’s charity funds anymore, The Trump gang rides again.
Trump White House associates are promoting import tariffs at the same time they are investing in import tariff refund instruments. So much winning!
Donnie Swallowit Trump has decided to spit. He spits on the American military by giving full honors to Ashli Babbit who was killed while attacking the government of the United States. If you’re a MAGA mouth, no matter how you finish, you always suck.
The most successful president in American history in terms of spitting and swallowing.
We know about Donnie and his affinity for ketchups, but it will never equal his desire to mine for mayo. Creamy, white, tasty mayo. He wants that stuff on everything.
The big piece of shit, with brains of shit, character that is shit, and a septic tank of a family convinced 77 million Americans to vote for this shit. Much of the US has become shithole country. Donald J Turd.
Trump reacts to Putin in one way and one way only. He swallows.
Although your drone strike is a novel idea, I’m still holding onto the hope it will involve a guillotine.
Trump taught his own children to steal from children’s charities. Trump hung out with sexual predators, Trump has defrauded millions of people through his scams. 77 million ignorantAmericans are ok with this. You can’t put makeup on his low character and morality.
Another school shooting followed by right media ranting about mental health and left media interviewing lower intellect law enforcement who suddenly become experts in human psychology. Social interactions have barely improved for hundreds of years while methods of violence have soared. Start there.
JD’s mom told him she was giving massages in the truck stop parking lot to get money, so when JD learned about Trump and Epstein with their constantly getting massaged, he felt a sudden connection. Now, like mom, he has become a massage expert.
When JD’s mom was hanging around truckstop parking lots selling mouth robberies to truck drivers to buy oxys was she included in the pesky vagrant population?
We’re so proud that a president told Americans in the early stages of COVID that “the heat of April” would soon be here and tens of thousands of citizens died. The medical genius and leadership of Donald Jizzmouth Trump.
A certain Republican politician invited the Taliban to Camp David, later on he campaigned displaying his favorite things to do:, like how he entertains Afghans and their camels.
There’s one story about Melania. She sold her lovely young snatch to an old rich guy. That’s it, other than this fleeting moment of regret:
A Massive Tax Cut for the Middle Class along with One Massive Blowjob for Vladimir Putin. If America will swallow this, Trump will swallow that.
Trump teaches his negotiating skills to JD. None of that Hauck Tuah stuff JD’s mom did at the truck stop, Trump knows the art of the swallow.
Howard Lutnik, barnyard sodomiser. Stories are surfacing about Bucky Lutnik and his experiences of riding off into the sunset in the ass of his favorite sheep.
A very smart person who can’t be bothered with trivial things like wiping his ass. There is golf to be played! Common sense rules the day.
If Howard Lutnik’s family is guilty of incest, pedophilia, and sodomizing cattle, he should resign immediately and go off to a land of hate filled Jews who endorse murdering Palestinian women and children.
Donnie is so charismatic that when his wife met a Canadian she FINALLY experienced wetness.
One more time 👏👏👏
Jews must be good athletes because 2 guys were good NFL players over the past 75 yrs? And the Trump family are decent, moral and kind people because Mary Trump is a compassionate progressive? You sound like you hate anyone opposed to MAGA supported Netanyahu murdering. Now, read it again.
Do yourself a favor and READ what I actually wrote, perhaps it exceeds your capacity to comprehend. I am not a Jew hater but I’m definitely a stupid hater.
Donald Trump turned a booming economy into a stagnant one in record time. His war on affordability and small businesses are having real impacts — from his chaotic tariffs to his job and economy-killing immigration raids. California will continue to fight back.
In 1938 the streets of Berlin and Munich were the safest in the world. No one challenged the SS or Gestapo as they frolicked along the streets free to identify any undesirables of the state. America the Beautiful on its way to equal greatness!
Secretary of there is definitely no booze in my office. He assured America he is the most functional of alcohol abusers, nothing to be concerned about here!
Roger Stone started sucking GOP ass in 1968 when he first jammed his tongue up Richard Nixon’s anus. Stone never met a Republican asshole he wasn’t going to suck. Roger Stone is the preeminent rectal authority.
Trump was right about everything, he even demonstrated his Russia policy to the entire world:
The last Jewish player to make the NFL Hall of Fame was Sid Luckman who retired in 1950. The separation church and state should be more in line with the separation of Jew and athletic ability.
Mark Levin looked in a mirror and realized how totally qualified he is in determining who has charisma. Here is Mr Donnie Charisma demonstrating how he does all his charismaing.
When Donnie campaigned at college fraternity houses they thought it was a free job, now he’s demanding payment from American colleges and universities.
Analtifa Vance helps satiate the troops by relying on all the things his mom told him she did in the truck stop parking lots. Don’t spit it out on the floorboard and don’t forget the lube.
Trump spent a lot of time talking about watching men in country club shower rooms. Why isn’t anyone asking about Trump and boys?
A person with a net worth nearing 1 billion and also had a history of avoiding previous pedophile charges suddenly loses all hope and commits suicide? If Epstein had provided young boys to a high ranking politician like a president, he had some of those big cards he could play.
Donnie loves visuals, that’s how he made a lot of his campaign promises:
When Don Jr speaks it’s easier to understand why the Bolsheviks included the Romanov children.
He said wieners, not winners. Trump even demonstrated campaign promises to wieners and closing his eyes to show his sincerity.
Pull out your National Guard, Trump is ready to thank you:
What kind of sexual activities did Epstein provide to Trump?
Donnie wears a cap that states “Trump was right about everything”. He told Jeffrey Epstein that those Boy Scouts he hooked him up with were delicious!
The display of asskissing is unparalleled in the history of my universe. How empty and weak does a person have to be to require this sort of display? How weak does a person have to be to indulge him? Thank you South Park for pushing back! #BTG #Pinks #RESIST #SouthPark youtu.be/sEJpQQVJecI?...
Donnie always closes his eyes when he serious about what he’s doing.
Critic? BOLTON? surely this is more 'Long Knives'
Were there files about Jeffrey Epstein trafficking young boys for Donald Trump? He closes his eyes like he has a lot of experience.
Trump is handing out hamburgers? Of course he is, he saves the wieners and sausages for himself.
Go South Park! 🤣
Doesn’t this sound like the manager at the truck stop telling JD’s mom not to be spitting while she’s “working” in the parking lot. Vance and his mom learned to behave and always swallow.
Anyone who voted for Trump can seek redemption by admitting how stupid they were and humbly asking the more intelligent Americans for forgiveness, or just remain being the idiot you are.
A convicted felon and documented liar told America that he could lower prices on practically everything. Consumers are now being crushed by Trump’s inflation because the U.S. has 77 million very stupid voters. If you’re MAGA, you’re an idiot.
Trump says it is the end of stupid. He must have found out that Putin love lode he swallowed last week was laced with polonium. The face of absolute stupidity:
One good aspect of slavery must be that no one had to deal with the difficulties of travel during holidays except when one of the family got sold.
Rapist Donnie is on the highway to heaven, where lecherous old men grab pussies and steal from orphans. Just the way God intended.
A convicted felon and Epstein conspirator says reporting his criminal activity should be outlawed. Too bad Bucko, it’s like the day you first put that penis in your mouth you became a cocksucker.
Donald Trump is the leader in Russian throat syphilis.
@vp.govpeeps.us When King Louis XVI was transported to the guillotine the city of Paris was filled with soldiers who had served under the king. Trump should continue bringing troops into DC, they could provide an intriguing setting of history being repeated. Chop Chop Donnie, your subjects await
Make DC safe again. Delouse JD’s mom before she shows up at the truck stop parking lot. Maryland does want her kind of crabs!
Wow! Look at this painting! All the artist required was a single photograph!
When Trump has world leaders sitting with him they notice the hairpiece, the layers of makeup, the stench of anal leakage and his toy airplane he shows off like a 5 yr old. Then they think 77 million Americans are so stupid that they voted for the buffoon.
Trump describing his latest meeting in Alaska:
Have you seen what’s happening in the hotel rooms in DC?
Trump spends hours and hours with stylists and makeup artists putting on his hairpiece and layers of makeup, then makes an issue about Zelenskyy’s wardrobe?
Vladimir assured Trump that all the tough and rugged men in Russia do it so, what the hell, Donnie never says nyet.Vladimir delivered the Russian dressing!
Chickenshit Bone Spurs said the First Escort sent a letter to Vladimir Putin. Maybe she included a photo of another world leader showing how wet she can get for men that are not total cowards.
Donnie Bitchbaby made sure his model airplane was on the table.
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
He should have worn this suit
No meltdowns that Trump spends 3 hours with Hollywood hair stylists and makeup artists getting his hairpiece and layers of makeup done.
Trump says he has settled 6 wars this year, he’s a busy guy: nom nom nom settle settle settle:
All that is missing is transporting the detainees by boxcar. This is what all of America appears to be to the rest of the world under Trump. They may be correct, 77 million voted for his policies.
The Negotiator always plays his best card:
U.S. media outlets are making a big deal about Zelenskyy’s wardrobe today while the old saggy and bloated Trump spends over 2 hours with Hollywood hairstylists and makeup artists getting a hairpiece and layers of makeup applied.
JD learned from his mom in the truck stop parking lots, always bring the lube, Junior and Eric may want some more hillbilly love.
Trump won’t hear a word they say. He will pout, insult, and behave like a 5 yr old. Then he’ll claim he’s a victim and go off and watch sex tapes of him and Jeffrey Epstein having rich boy butt slamming.
What Marco is saying is he knows Trump will behave like a spoiled brat and whine about what a victim he is while these world leaders become more inclined to support China. But he’s ok with that because we will still bully Cuba.
Tomorrow Trump will predictably get his feelings hurt, sulk like a little bitch, behave like a 5 yr old, and insult other world leaders. China will take a huge step forward in becoming the preeminent world power. Remember, 77 million Americans voted for the fool. We can’t escape that fact.
The U.S. will be represented by a fool, a convict, a sex offender, along with a hillbilly couch lover and an obsequious little buttboy named Marco. Trump will play the victim, whine like a little bitch, and insult people. It’s way past time for Congressional Republicans to become rational adults.
These two butt boys went full in Analtifa with each other many many times.
The fool that 77 million Americans voted for. Land of the uneducated, Home of the stupid.
77 million Americans were too stupid to understand that a convicted felon and sex offender is not qualified. Look around America, your neighbors are idiots.
A taste of Epstein on those Trump lips and that Trump tongue.
Nobel Peace Prize? Trump has constructed an internment camp in the middle of a swamp to torture people whose only crime is being born into families with no money. Maybe an occasional Saturday night pizza at Buchenwald or Dachau would have qualified Hitler
Trump’s only plan for Russia was always this:
@vp.govpeeps.us The hillbilly VP is number 2 to the number 2 of number 1. Just going along oozing out of a crack:
Promises made promises kept. Trump went to Alaska to accomplish one task.
Air Force One stocked with sausages, wieners, and bananas as Trump preps for a private meeting with Vladimir Putin. Look at that wild bitch, got those eyes closed showing just how serious he can get!
Trump will accept every proposal made by Putin and then return to Washington to criticize Zelenskyy and Ukraine for having been invaded by Russia. He’ll use this as justification to abandon aide to Ukraine and to facilitate Russian expansion.
Trump announces new very personal method of honoring artists at the Kennedy Center:
Ice agents want hot sausages to put in their mouths, not cold cuts and tomatos. They wear those masks to keep their lips warm for each other. Say! Is that a mushroom? Nom nom nom nom.
Prepping for his Alaskan rendezvous with Vladimir……there’s no reason why he wouldn’t.
Trump also hosted the ceremony where Melania discovered the phenomenon of wetness. Oh Canada!
The 1987 NFL season had the replacements, a collection of remotely talented players attempting to perform at a level they were incapable of. Who knew George Strait would one day become the scab?
The day Melania discovered the phenomenon of wetness. Oh Canada!
Trump’s lineup looks like the 1987 NFL season played with the remotely talented replacements.
MAGA.
Trump says if you spit they can hit you. Donnie demonstrates how he always keeps his eyes closed so they know he’s serious about swallowing.