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TNT right now Avengers: Endgame
Judging by my nipples there’s a slight chill but definitely far from cold.
If a Pokémon did it with a Digimon, that would be a lot of mon on mon sex.
Me too.
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/alien-cook...
watching Alien: Earth and thinking about deviled xenomorph eggs
Justin, this is exactly why I didn’t want to take you to Hersheypark! Don’t you ever scare me like that again! @jokeherr.bsky.social
I can dig it.
Happy September, everyone.
😊 New episode of my podcast: 🎤 SUMMER/2025 (18 min/ 33 sec) I touch upon some of my viewing highlights for June, July & August 2025. Spend some time with your haunted pal. 👂Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1Xfi...
My birthday is days away (Sept 5th) and all I want for my birthday is for you to help me remain housed for another month.
That could just mean his makeup expired. 🤷♂️
waiting for orange smoke from the White House chimney.
Tobey Maguire, best known for his role as Lucas’ Goon At Video Armageddon in THE WIZARD (1989).
See Donald Trump is still alive. He’s even fashioned his famous hair into a ponytail.
The White House has released photographic evidence. I still have suspicions. Lets question this child.
www.npr.org/2021/09/21/1...
Maybe Putin poisoned Trump. He's known for doing that sorta thing.
Elmo owes me a favor after that incident in Vegas. I know where the bodies are buried.
I don’t think I’m going to watch Clash in Paris. I read the results and I pretty much guessed all the results. 🥱
😂😉👍
A donkey just bitch slapped me. Thanks a lot, Beastmaster.
may the horse behoove you
Newsom has this 100% correct! If the convicted felon adjudicated rapist and accused pedophile in the White House really wanted to do something about crime why doesn’t he deploy National Guard in red states who’s crime is far worse than any blue state? WHY?
I’m no longer farting in America then. All my farts are reserved for Canada and Mexico.
Can’t spell “TARIFFS” without the words “I FFARTS”
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Actually it’s pronounced…
Maybe you accidentally bought HotHot? I’m glad you’re okay. I once had an allergic reaction to a certain Old Spice that burned my armpits. It’s a shame because I really liked that scent.
The S stands for Hope.
Blob, the other other other white meat.
I also recently just cleaned off my desk and now have an area for my laptop and to play my games.
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Snap into a Slim Charlie!
Please enjoy Zeddicus stumbling over himself to get to my friend's who went over yesterday to hang out with them. The tail NEVER stops despite "falling" 😆
Picken Callas’s?
Let’s just be glad the corpse has slowed down in decaying. They must’ve upped the re-animator juices.
At least Kevin Sorbo starred in a movie with his hero.
He kinda looks like Donny Osmond.
That’s the main reason I didn’t have kids, so I could eat nachos whenever I felt like it.
Won’t your burritoes get cold?
He doesn't eat. He doesn't sleep. He doesn't fart. He doesn’t get high and order a bunch of stuff from Taco Bell at midnight and wake up in the morning with shit everywhere in the bathroom. He doesn't have emotions.
What in the ever loving fuck is going on here
PLEASE READ - A lot of smoke here. What are the odds that Trump flipped 80 counties in 7 swing states but Kamala flipped ZERO. Or how about Democrats voting blue down the ballot but selecting Trump at the top. Data does not support that this is accurate in any other state.
"Wolfie's fine, honey, Wolfie's just fine."
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And now the weather:
BREAKING NEWS:
I need new batteries. youtu.be/vxiVYEjp0Ww?...
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
Don’t tell me he’s in perfect health…
💐 ❤️
Jafar or Janear?
My shin splints are splinting. Ouch!
Reminds me of my favorite band, Earth, Shrimp & Cocktail Sauce.
youtu.be/3_FieJToFKc?...
You know Gandhi used to say the same thing.
Damn you potato wedges!
youtu.be/UIyoNvInzCI?...
I know that feeling.
I speak for President Donald J.Trump”
The Catholic Church has been doing it for years.
Couples holding hands. Isn’t that cute?
You could go Pitt or Penn State. 🏈
I’m going to sign up for senior classes at the UFC Gym.
Must we all start saying chowed-derrrrrr?
That he’s still alive?
Happy Skynet Becomes Self-Aware Day!
What?
youtu.be/0T2PksE0gA4?...
This is awesome. That kid who gets the "old man" is about to have his life changed. Hilarious.
Malaria Trump is the worst 1st lady since Malaria Trump.
When your best friend stops you from drunk dialing your ex…
You liked the new Toxic Avenger?
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