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Jonbenét Rumsfeld's Unlicensed Halloween Costume Store

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🇵🇸 bsky's official resident dumb bish and whimsy possum mother goosy goose theres a specter haunting the usa *rips huge loud wet fart*

created November 18, 2024

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KMC08.BMF

An enormous PC, early 90s business beige. Evelyn has WordPerfect 5.1 open, a document titled RSPKBOY.WP5. “The Bender-Gestalt test indicates possible neurological disease,” she types. “EEG reveals high amplitude alpha waves in occipital area.” Evelyn turns away from the screen to look at the documents spread out before her, all stamped CLASSIFIED. She looks again at the black and white photo of the 10-year-old boy, a child given up by foster family after foster family. Evelyn studies another photograph, one of the foster family’s dining rooms. The large wooden table is upside down, hovering a foot above the area rug. Four dining room chairs spin mid-air above the table.
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10,000 word essay entitled "In Defense of Dan Ackroyd's Orgasm Face in Ghostbusters" by Gerald in IT

2/9/2025, 2:24:21 AM | 67 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary 10 things i hate about gary

2/9/2025, 2:24:21 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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also dads hat bushmills

2/9/2025, 2:23:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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whistle pig

2/9/2025, 2:22:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oof

2/9/2025, 2:18:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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beep beep guiliani

2/9/2025, 2:01:28 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"bozo seethe"

2/9/2025, 1:17:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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pawtism patrol

2/9/2025, 12:34:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a spoopy druid casting a spell Text reads I CAST DEEP RECTAL ITCH
2/9/2025, 12:33:34 AM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah it is

2/9/2025, 12:30:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fr though hes looking like my mom did in her last days and she didnt deserve to go out like that but he sure af does

2/9/2025, 12:13:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dogtism

2/9/2025, 12:12:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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blueskyism with chinese characteristics

2/9/2025, 12:12:19 AM | 10 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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dawgtism

2/9/2025, 12:10:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh gawd no

2/9/2025, 12:07:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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we're not lucky enough to have him actually 'go to jesus' he'll be around another 20 years

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okay but then whos khrushchev

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Profile picture Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 (@justabarnowl.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The People's Rifles AK for general-purpose capitalism removal [picture of AK-47] AK but the capitalists are indoors [picture of AK-47 paratrooper model] AK but there are a lot of capitalists [picture of AKM light machine gun] AK but the capitalists are way over there [picture of SVD sniper rifle]
1/9/2025, 10:55:44 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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jonbenét rumsfeld queen of heartz

1/9/2025, 10:45:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i used to get into fights with the actual scumbag steve

1/9/2025, 7:57:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gawd i think i set up my acct in fall 2006 or something it sucked deactivating it but i mean what you gonna do right

1/9/2025, 7:57:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Image of dude pointing gun at viewer with text COUNTERPOINT .38 SPECIAL
1/9/2025, 7:37:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anatoly Shashkin💾 (@dosnostalgic.bsky.social) reposted

31/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 48 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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update we didnt go 😿😿😿

1/9/2025, 6:42:36 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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best frens with algiers too

1/9/2025, 6:40:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yup never ever colonized vietnamese food is just like that yup yup

1/9/2025, 6:40:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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.....welp

1/9/2025, 6:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ba zing

1/9/2025, 2:52:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also i think my spoopy name is too long

1/9/2025, 2:48:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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carl 'the specter' marx

1/9/2025, 2:46:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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garfield “did you fuck the casserole again garfield??”
1/9/2025, 2:13:26 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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guiliani might have that spot but nothing is final yet

1/9/2025, 1:54:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its okay i watch the pirates so i feel like thats worse

1/9/2025, 1:30:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*me chanting outside the morgue* rudy rudy rudy

1/9/2025, 1:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i believe in you

1/9/2025, 1:15:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ketracel Black (@ketracelblack.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

So much of what's wrong with America is pinned on conservatives but it really lets liberals off the hook for retreating from the public sphere by basically saying "all those racist people are right, but they should be quieter and nicer"

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happy labor day

screenshot from game SimAnt showing an ant hatching from its egg along with text YOU ARE NOW A WORKER
1/9/2025, 1:00:24 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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psychedelics

1/9/2025, 2:20:12 AM | 56 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's a smart feller

1/9/2025, 2:20:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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teeth falling out like lil piano keys

1/9/2025, 2:10:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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both

1/9/2025, 2:08:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he got pancaked and then his body did that lil accordion thing with sounds too

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puppyboy hitler

1/9/2025, 2:06:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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moonraker is the horseshoe theory of bond films

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his dog loves fascism

1/9/2025, 2:03:54 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not if youre a witch hee hee hee

31/8/2025, 11:43:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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guiliani stiffed a sw (har har stiffed) and got wrecked when he tried to bounce

31/8/2025, 11:36:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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going to an apple orchard tomorrow

that scene from the Simpsons where the whole family is in the car and everyone is pissed except Marge because they went to an orchard and now she has two jugs of cider and an giant apple hat
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those children know nothing but terror and sorrow

Close up of children from box art to game DON'T WAKE DADDY they tiptoe in fear of their father
31/8/2025, 10:49:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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comic book panel of bunny in suit throwing a pack of lighted dynamite saying MY EXCUSE IS I UAD A LOUSY UPBRINGING
31/8/2025, 10:34:43 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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casper the ghost is really the ghost of richie rich

31/8/2025, 10:28:01 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Emoji mashup of scorpion with meat face
31/8/2025, 10:10:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also i imagine the bathroom is a nightmare

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okay okay i will find out what a kpop demon hunter is

31/8/2025, 9:52:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he'd probably be a lot more fun to be around too

31/8/2025, 9:51:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that makes sense i feel like this house would still fuck with them

31/8/2025, 9:51:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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as a fat chick i can confirm fat chicks too wise to the bullshit

31/8/2025, 9:50:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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god forbid a woman have a sense of humor

31/8/2025, 9:32:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Odie I need you to drop the vilest, foulest shit you have onto this plate. No I will not explain why.

31/8/2025, 9:24:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello from the cabinet

fmv shot of Christopher Lee's head in cabinet from 90s computer game ghost hunters
31/8/2025, 8:42:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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okay its a movie im more open now

31/8/2025, 8:36:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and 5 below

31/8/2025, 8:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i collect these plz dont judge

31/8/2025, 8:35:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cool Jim (@lechased.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani died heroically fighting Jack “the Joker” Napier in the restroom of a Connecticut Applebee’s. The Joker, who fled the scene with no witnesses, is said to have flushed Mayor Giuliani in one of the toilets which confused Giuliani causing him to drown as bowl the refilled. He was 47.

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got a problem im listening ask me for bad advice now anonymously

31/8/2025, 7:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thats a funny way to say 'pegged' but i'll allow it

31/8/2025, 7:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh shit i accidentally wandered onto the discovery tab again

31/8/2025, 7:46:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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she also fucked her husband on her moms grave always thought that was badass

31/8/2025, 7:36:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i dont know what a kpop demon hunter is i feel like i should remain as such

31/8/2025, 7:29:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why is her head so big

31/8/2025, 7:26:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ope looks like im religious again

31/8/2025, 7:18:17 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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its a spiffy looking car too

31/8/2025, 7:05:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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b o o g e r

31/8/2025, 7:04:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...i vaguely remember this dude what he up to now

31/8/2025, 7:02:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the nancy reagan remote

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Drawing of Mario at kurt cobains grave. A zombie hand busts up from the grave while Mario says IF ONLY KURT COBAIN COULD DO THE MUSIC FOR THE NEXT WARIO GAJE THEN IT WOULD BE REAL MUSIC kurt zombie hand replies YEAH SURE THING Nintendo Magazine System Australia #28, July '95
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i mean yeah i feel the same way about nigiri

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brain rot syphilis speeds up

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magic happens when i remember my meds

31/8/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not one but *2* reply skeets doing numbers today

31/8/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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heroin HEROIN i remember when heroin was invented

31/8/2025, 5:48:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you know who rfk jr. reminds me of

Rfk jr. looks like baby prunes from SpongeBob.
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friends of martha™️

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we're all kif at this point

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omfg im finally somebody

Screenshot showing marthapearce55 following me back
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seriously

31/8/2025, 3:16:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture garfield “9/11” CAT bed 𓅰 (@duckenit.bsky.social) reposted

bro you can’t just joke about 9/11 like that. What if people died??

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but we already have one

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Image of Margaret Thatcher with quote THE PROBLEM WITH PISSING ON MY GRAVE IS THAT EVENTUALLY YOU RUN OUT OF PISS
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Duke nukem with text YOURE RIGHT THERE ARE TWO SEXES: THE ONE I HAVE WITH YOUR MOM AND THE ONE I HAVE WITH YOUR DAD
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ivanka

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Twin Peaks: Gordon Cole.

Gordon Cole. Twin Peaks S02E06 - Demons.
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nyuk nyuk nyuk

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breaking news president trump farted himself to death the smell was so bad it immediately killed vp vance and everyone else in the presidents cabinet unrelated news gavin newsome killed in freak three stooges reenactment incident

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post a meme you made

31/8/2025, 2:32:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dildowen wilson

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