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view profile on Bluesky Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) reposted
10,000 word essay entitled "In Defense of Dan Ackroyd's Orgasm Face in Ghostbusters" by Gerald in IT
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary 10 things i hate about gary
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also dads hat bushmills
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whistle pig
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oof
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beep beep guiliani
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"bozo seethe"
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pawtism patrol
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yeah it is
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fr though hes looking like my mom did in her last days and she didnt deserve to go out like that but he sure af does
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dogtism
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blueskyism with chinese characteristics
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dawgtism
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oh gawd no
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we're not lucky enough to have him actually 'go to jesus' he'll be around another 20 years
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okay but then whos khrushchev
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jonbenét rumsfeld queen of heartz
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i used to get into fights with the actual scumbag steve
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gawd i think i set up my acct in fall 2006 or something it sucked deactivating it but i mean what you gonna do right
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 (@dosnostalgic.bsky.social) reposted
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update we didnt go 😿😿😿
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best frens with algiers too
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yup never ever colonized vietnamese food is just like that yup yup
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.....welp
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ba zing
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also i think my spoopy name is too long
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carl 'the specter' marx
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guiliani might have that spot but nothing is final yet
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its okay i watch the pirates so i feel like thats worse
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*me chanting outside the morgue* rudy rudy rudy
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i believe in you
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So much of what's wrong with America is pinned on conservatives but it really lets liberals off the hook for retreating from the public sphere by basically saying "all those racist people are right, but they should be quieter and nicer"
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happy labor day
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psychedelics
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he's a smart feller
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teeth falling out like lil piano keys
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both
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he got pancaked and then his body did that lil accordion thing with sounds too
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puppyboy hitler
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moonraker is the horseshoe theory of bond films
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his dog loves fascism
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not if youre a witch hee hee hee
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guiliani stiffed a sw (har har stiffed) and got wrecked when he tried to bounce
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going to an apple orchard tomorrow
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those children know nothing but terror and sorrow
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casper the ghost is really the ghost of richie rich
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also i imagine the bathroom is a nightmare
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okay okay i will find out what a kpop demon hunter is
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he'd probably be a lot more fun to be around too
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that makes sense i feel like this house would still fuck with them
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as a fat chick i can confirm fat chicks too wise to the bullshit
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god forbid a woman have a sense of humor
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Odie I need you to drop the vilest, foulest shit you have onto this plate. No I will not explain why.
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hello from the cabinet
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okay its a movie im more open now
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and 5 below
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i collect these plz dont judge
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Rudy Giuliani died heroically fighting Jack “the Joker” Napier in the restroom of a Connecticut Applebee’s. The Joker, who fled the scene with no witnesses, is said to have flushed Mayor Giuliani in one of the toilets which confused Giuliani causing him to drown as bowl the refilled. He was 47.
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got a problem im listening ask me for bad advice now anonymously
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thats a funny way to say 'pegged' but i'll allow it
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oh shit i accidentally wandered onto the discovery tab again
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she also fucked her husband on her moms grave always thought that was badass
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i dont know what a kpop demon hunter is i feel like i should remain as such
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why is her head so big
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ope looks like im religious again
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its a spiffy looking car too
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b o o g e r
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...i vaguely remember this dude what he up to now
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the nancy reagan remote
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i mean yeah i feel the same way about nigiri
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brain rot syphilis speeds up
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magic happens when i remember my meds
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not one but *2* reply skeets doing numbers today
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heroin HEROIN i remember when heroin was invented
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friends of martha™️
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we're all kif at this point
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omfg im finally somebody
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seriously
garfield “9/11” CAT bed 𓅰 (@duckenit.bsky.social) reposted
bro you can’t just joke about 9/11 like that. What if people died??
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but we already have one
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ivanka
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nyuk nyuk nyuk
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breaking news president trump farted himself to death the smell was so bad it immediately killed vp vance and everyone else in the presidents cabinet unrelated news gavin newsome killed in freak three stooges reenactment incident
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post a meme you made
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