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jonk

created April 29, 2023

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Can you rotate it?

2/9/2025, 3:23:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m getting hints of โ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‹ rat?

2/9/2025, 2:10:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whew ๐Ÿ˜…

2/9/2025, 1:27:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right now?

2/9/2025, 1:20:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What can I say I know words

2/9/2025, 12:57:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hereโ€™s tomorrows too: Wordle 1,536 1/6 ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

1/9/2025, 11:37:19 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wordle 1,535 1/6 ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

1/9/2025, 11:36:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wake me up when it ends! Right

1/9/2025, 11:35:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy who's always trying to be less interesting than you: oh wow that doesn't remind me of anything right now.

1/9/2025, 10:56:54 PM | 38 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:50:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiphop is all about being jonk ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

1/9/2025, 6:35:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vanellope von Schweetz is in it

1/9/2025, 1:55:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Letโ€™s funky go

1/9/2025, 1:53:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Press the ๐€ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐ง while in air to perform a ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ž ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ค

1/9/2025, 6:07:03 AM | 114 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiphop is all about being yourself

1/9/2025, 12:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

1/9/2025, 12:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rub mine on street

1/9/2025, 6:15:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Press the ๐€ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ๐ญ๐จ๐ง while in air to perform a ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ข๐ž ๐š๐ญ๐ญ๐š๐œ๐ค

1/9/2025, 6:07:03 AM | 114 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Logging this in your dossier

1/9/2025, 12:15:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ‘crap along if you feel๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘like the one whoโ€™s gotta poo๐Ÿ‘

31/8/2025, 10:11:21 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thatโ€™s right ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

31/8/2025, 9:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

31/8/2025, 5:59:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:58:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You apologize to diarrhea right now

31/8/2025, 4:46:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans not really interested in foodstuffs

31/8/2025, 5:29:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People keep telling me to โ€œread theoryโ€. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are

31/8/2025, 5:05:03 AM | 139 22 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when I #scrunch

31/8/2025, 1:26:32 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any update on this?

31/8/2025, 1:23:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™d prefer it not mentioned

31/8/2025, 1:21:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On god?

31/8/2025, 1:21:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m literally just chillin

30/8/2025, 5:06:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one is using earphones

30/8/2025, 1:52:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜‹

30/8/2025, 3:20:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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broncoli

30/8/2025, 2:26:56 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just one please

30/8/2025, 1:04:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ˜๏ธ

29/8/2025, 2:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I canโ€™t wait

29/8/2025, 1:18:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Myocardial ass infarction

29/8/2025, 1:01:55 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yuppp

29/8/2025, 4:33:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bits of toast in my Caesar salad call that a Bruton

29/8/2025, 4:12:12 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Caesar ass salad damn

29/8/2025, 4:11:42 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah

29/8/2025, 4:07:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like a powerful strategem

29/8/2025, 4:01:23 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucked up

29/8/2025, 3:51:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weedle?

29/8/2025, 3:51:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He was my #2 pick

29/8/2025, 3:50:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No!! My candle!!

29/8/2025, 3:36:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some people are saying The Penix Tugglers stand no shot this league. Some people are saying they have a projected 1% shot at a win in the first round. Well,

29/8/2025, 3:36:11 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesnโ€™t hold A candle to Dracula salad

29/8/2025, 3:32:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you have to ask ๐Ÿ˜…

29/8/2025, 3:21:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weirdle Yankovic

29/8/2025, 2:07:42 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it worked for him

29/8/2025, 1:48:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you think Malcolm would ask him for me

29/8/2025, 1:40:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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๐Ÿ˜ณ

29/8/2025, 1:40:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can spare it ๐Ÿซฃ

29/8/2025, 1:26:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Tophat voice) ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘‰ thatโ€™s my bestest friend in the whole wide world and his name is Bigass Challenges

29/8/2025, 1:26:00 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:13:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck those documents!!

29/8/2025, 1:13:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Nickelback voice) Iโ€™m gonna dress my ass in the latest fashion, Iโ€™m gonna ride, till I canโ€™t no more

29/8/2025, 1:11:20 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greenie greenie itโ€™s time to get your greenie

29/8/2025, 1:10:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All good

29/8/2025, 1:04:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One reese cup please

29/8/2025, 1:01:14 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Handle your old documents with reckless abandon

29/8/2025, 1:00:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am going to take my horse to the old town road and I am going to ride until I cannot any more

29/8/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The withdrawals arenโ€™t worth it for me ๐Ÿ˜”

29/8/2025, 12:30:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was thinking about having one tomorrow

28/8/2025, 1:03:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ˜๏ธ

28/8/2025, 12:07:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m open to trade

28/8/2025, 4:05:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Itโ€™s a whole thing

28/8/2025, 3:27:13 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My guys have heart and hustle

28/8/2025, 3:27:00 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™ve never believed numbers

28/8/2025, 3:26:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My tummy rumbles the brown note ๐Ÿ˜”

28/8/2025, 3:26:14 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ya

27/8/2025, 11:07:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ikke godt ๐Ÿ˜”

27/8/2025, 9:38:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy who is skeptical of this post

27/8/2025, 9:28:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you know much? I did some Norwegian on Duolingo but I threw away the app when they fired all those people to use AI instead lol

27/8/2025, 9:27:35 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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โ˜๏ธ

27/8/2025, 12:42:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes

27/8/2025, 12:42:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not my fault

27/8/2025, 4:34:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never expected you were an objects guy

27/8/2025, 4:33:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They let anyone on this app

27/8/2025, 4:32:58 AM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup

27/8/2025, 4:32:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thatโ€™s my neighbor

27/8/2025, 4:32:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™ve been sharpening my pencils for years now

27/8/2025, 4:31:43 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooo why I oughta!!

27/8/2025, 4:31:14 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m on that jonky response

27/8/2025, 4:28:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just normalized this

27/8/2025, 4:28:11 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was a backup dancer

27/8/2025, 3:55:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you certain it wasnโ€™t mandark

27/8/2025, 3:49:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You wanted anti-bug spray ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

27/8/2025, 3:48:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely odors

27/8/2025, 3:15:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iโ€™m investing

27/8/2025, 3:14:29 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me when Iโ€™m Mykel

27/8/2025, 3:11:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you been eschewn? Call attorney Shorn Sherman!!

27/8/2025, 1:42:41 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sticks are lowkey underrated

27/8/2025, 12:56:57 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My car hit a growth spurt last night now the tires donโ€™t fit anymore

27/8/2025, 12:56:09 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time someone says walk on this website I go crazy

27/8/2025, 12:55:06 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dog desperately trying to get me to stop eating chicken bones I find on the ground during our walks

27/8/2025, 12:54:23 AM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy how in fall everything is punkpin

27/8/2025, 12:53:13 AM | 34 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weighing my soul against a cookie

27/8/2025, 12:52:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view