I can’t believe the final shot of The Sopranos was actually a full page of the Epstein files! 🤯
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I can’t believe the final shot of The Sopranos was actually a full page of the Epstein files! 🤯
me: if you use one more inappropriate pun to describe my condition I’m finding a new cardiologist them: the clot thickens…
🚨BREAKING: President keeps waking up with coins placed on eyes
In a blatant delay tactic DOJ “accidentally” delivers the House Oversight Committee the Schmepstein file
Hard to decipher with all these redactions but this Epstein guy was REALLY into trout
You get a binder! And YOU get a binder!! PHASE ONE FOREVER!!!
How many times are they going to release the same materials?
🚨BREAKING: Millions of voodoo dolls thrown in disgust
This new model on tv is so advanced you can’t even tell Elon’s in the other room on a remote
This new model is so advanced you can’t even tell Elon’s in the other room on a remote
Talk about being late to your own funeral
So Trump big announcement is that he’s going to move space command and change the name of the defense department and somehow he’s just going to completely leave out the part about how he’s dead
If he doesn’t begin the announcement with the solution to today’s Wordle I’m not buying it
I guess he’s fine
Nobody’s got more riding on this announcement rn than Trey Parker
Trump’s new nickname: Supreme Leader Stroke
😎
I didn’t believe Trump was dead until I played YMCA backwards and heard for myself
It doesn’t say Trump. It says THE PRESIDENT. It could already be Vance.
Big announcement tomorrow
Is this how the kids learn about R Budd Dwyer?
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48?
Big announcement from the Oval Office tomorrow @ 2pm EST
If he dies I hope at the next convention they’re all doing it
Can you sign a dnr with autopen oh no reason
🚨BREAKING: Serial golf cheat Donald Trump denies stroke, par for the course
Trump had a stroke and as usual told his caddy not to count it
🚨UPDATE: White House East Wing to become $200M mausoleum
I’ve never been so confident I could handle the presidential fitness challenge
Trump’s about to get deported
Taken TODAY. Virile as ever. Let’s see you do that at 79. Four more years.
False alarm folks. The president just wandered off after his treatments again
They all said they were sick!
“Go BRICS on three, ready? 1-2-3 GO BRICS!!”
🚨BREAKING: A young boy reported seeing Trump just this morning
When the flags go half staff I go full staff
When your kryptonite is gravity
Responding to rumors he had a stroke the president firmly stated DING-DING-DA-DING-DING-DING-DA-DING…
Responding to rumors he had a stroke the president firmly stated DING-DING-DA-DING-DING-DING-DA-DING…
Foiled again!
Domestic abusers beware
Trump alive, approval plummets
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
Usually you know someone died when they shit themselves. We’ll know Trump did when he stops.
Whichever golf course they bury him on I’ll be there chanting “FORE MORE YEARS!”
The White House circulated this photo showing Trump clearly golfing today regardless how it fits your “narrative”
Drain the swamp! (that’s what he calls his ankles)
Trump insists Putin didn’t give him radiation poisoning and sorely regrets catering the summit with shrimp from Walmart
Trump used Liberation Day twice already because he knew we were saving it for “today”
Liberation Day
What a gift to Labor if he kicked on Monday
Anybody know three ghosts?
Did…. did Putin take Trump out with the plot of The Interview?
Too soon!
Sure that’s him
You guys are really propping up the Weekend at Bernie’s joke with pulleys and wires at this point
Trump: this looks radioactive Putin: is green tea
TFW you shouldn’t have drank that glowing Russian tea in Alaska
Sorry haters, not only isn’t Trump dead he’s two inches taller now and speaks fluent Russian
Trump’s not dead, just a severe yeast infection in his nussy
No that’s not Trump’s body-double. He takes a body-triple.
No that’s not Trump’s body-double. He takes a body-triple.
🤞🏼
Trump still alive. He’ll never get that Nobel Peace Prize now
We’re gonna need a REALLY strong lamppost
Did hell just get a new golf course?
🤞🏼
Trump is just pining for the fjords
Vance rn:
Those corksoaking ICEholes ruined this classic Johnny Dangerously gag. This is fargin war.
Nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and the motherfuckers act like we forgot about Epstein
Trump pulls Kamala Harris’ Secret Service detail. The only way the administration will protect her now is if she gets herself on the Epstein List
and make West Hollywood pay for it!
Giving Ashli Babbitt a military funeral is like naming the same airport he tried to surrender to the British after Benedict Arnold
It’s the powerhouse of the cell for fucks sake
Calling out of work. My mitochondria is reeeeeally challenged today.
Maybe their faces, movements and lack of social connection have something to do with the craggy faced twitchy old goblin staring at them in the airport
I saw some Battle for DC reenactors by the side of the 405
She’ll receive a 21 gun salute after multiple verbal warnings
Did you see what she was wearing? She was practically begging for it
Fill him with candy first.
Looks like the Subway sandwich guy is going to skate on assault with a deli weapon charge
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?!
“So nice of you to come” - sperm bank receptionist
