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does anyone remember when louie CK jerking off in front of coworkers was the worst thing anyone could do? how quaint..
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view profile on Bluesky I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social)
does anyone remember when louie CK jerking off in front of coworkers was the worst thing anyone could do? how quaint..
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i work monday through friday and collapse saturday and sunday
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if you're using chatGPT to do your college homework you should go ahead and kill yourself
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20 years ago cranks would say that its a body double with skin grafted over his face. we used to be a proper country
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RFK claims to take methylene blue but he looks redder every day
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ken martin is just parroting what he hears other people say in public, behind closed doors hes crying because he job is just so hard :(
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why does this post feel like an ad?
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Politics are not a game They are not a job They are not a hobby This is a war, if you aren't up for that, stay the hell out of office.
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To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
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To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
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To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social) reply parent
To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social) reply parent
To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social) reply parent
To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social) reply parent
To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
I miss the constitution (@jonstewart4prez.bsky.social) reply parent
To all of Pakman's viewers who are disappointed with his betrayal, here is a list of left wing media channels that have NOT been secretly bought by dark money groups. -Majority Report -Secular Talk (Kyle Kullinski) -The Rational National (David Doel) -The Humanist Report It's not hard to be honest
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You have ZERO credibility. I hope your next airplane is a Boeing. Resign.
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Its great that democrat corruption is now in "independent" media. God I hate these squirmy liars.
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Don't talk about my state you sellout POS. Fuck you forever.
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Liberal commentators looking the other way over a genocide for 8K a month. Was it worth it? You will be remembered as a collaborator of the modern holocaust. And now you're channeling your inner Trump to slander the journalists reporting on you. Disgraceful.
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Liberal commentators looking the other way over a genocide for 8K a month. Was it worth it? You will be remembered as a collaborator of the modern holocaust. And now you're channeling your inner Trump to slander the journalists reporting on you. Disgraceful.
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David, it's bad enough that you lied to your audience claiming to be an "independent" and failing to disclose the editorial control of your show that was sold for 8K a month. What makes things WORSE is that you are now attacking journalists and slandering them as if THEY did something wrong. Sick.
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David, it's bad enough that you lied to your audience claiming to be an "independent" and failing to disclose the editorial control of your show that was sold for 8K a month. What makes things WORSE is that you are now attacking journalists and slandering them as if THEY did something wrong. Sick.
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David, it's bad enough that you lied to your audience claiming to be an "independent" and failing to disclose the editorial control of your show that was sold for 8K a month. What makes things WORSE is that you are now attacking journalists and slandering them as if THEY did something wrong. Sick.
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David, it's bad enough that you lied to your audience claiming to be an "independent" and failing to disclose the editorial control of your show that was sold for 8K a month. What makes things WORSE is that you are now attacking journalists and slandering them as if THEY did something wrong. Sick.
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) reposted
YouTuber David Pakman (@davidpakman.bsky.social) is secretly getting paid to shill for the Democratic Party
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Also, in many other analogous situations where you fail to disclose a financial conflict of interest, you would go to jail. So spare me, own up to your mistakes if you're big enough.
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David, it's bad enough that you lied to your audience claiming to be an "independent" and failing to disclose the editorial control of your show that was sold for 8K a month. What makes things WORSE is that you are now attacking journalists and slandering them as if THEY did something wrong. Sick.
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David AIPACMan started throwing softball interviews to dems and refuses to talk about Gaza. This is not surprising.
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They let me out of BSky jail lads. IM WALKIN THA STREETS
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Trump the kinda guy to roll back the odometer before selling his car
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Why do you even care if people die? You clearly don't give a fuck about human life or you wouldn't be aiding a genocide. Resign.
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Her name should be "bad faith" lol
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You betrayed us. We're fighting for our lives, and you're embracing the old guard. Fateh won the primary, fall in line.
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You two will be tried in the Hague one day. You were instruments of genocide.
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If we were going to prioritize public health, shouldn't we start by building a *public* health system? God you're awful
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Advocate for universal healthcare or shut the fuck up dipshit
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Youre a giant loser you bald fuck
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I wouldn't trust anyone your fake ass endorses
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Funny how you keep voting for it you piece of shit
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Your little outburst about funding cops was embarrassing. A transparent and cynical attempt to look like something you will never be, human.
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I don't ever want to hear from this loser again. She's a big part of why were now living in this hellscape
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Cory, you are one of the people enabling the genocide. One day you will hang for your crimes.
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I'm glad you're young so that you can live to face justice for your participation in the Gazan genocide. We will not forget or forgive you. Your time is borrowed.
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I'm sure you're furious with staffers for pitching the BP interview π in reality, it's your fault for taking horrifying and indefensible positions you have. Who's really at fault, the monster or the one who exposes the monster?
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Go to your town halls. That person can be you.
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The only thing these shitstains care about is their book deals and fundraisers
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Feeling hungover without the drinking is a little gift in your 30s
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GOP = Gross Old Pedos
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How come the English think monologue with a beat is a full ass song?
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Oh, I see. You're just a bot.
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What a lot of people don't understand is that A) The rich donate to both political parties for PR and sway B) Most democrats want leadership ousted for pro worker politicians who don't take billionaire/super PAC money. The avg democrat gives zero fucks about the Clinton's. They're history.
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Lmao, you're pathetic. Look at the real-world consequences of this. It's just naziism with a different in-group.
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Bipartisanship is nothing to be proud of Tim. They just assassinated a legislature in your state, and the rest are cheering on mass torture. Fuck republicans and fuck bipartisanship. We need to destroy them.
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Would be remembered well by history
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Which is funny cause dem leaders have been MIA the entire time. Rip them out of their offices if they won't do their job βοΈ
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Average republican
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Maybe this is why he thinks he's good at golf lol
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The only solution for zionists and nazis is a big rock
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Please, explain the nuance of ethnonationalism to this girl you piece of shit
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So you remember to barf later
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Kino π€
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Just stop watching cable TV. It's not worth the $ plus all the 'news' channels are just different flavors of monied propaganda
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Id argue if one party with minority support can freely destroy the country, theres a problem with the system
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Something tells me the "Zohran is antisemitic" crowd don't actually care about Palestinians or Israelis.
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Lmao schumers such a joke
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Nelk boys be like "sure we had a war criminal on, but don't worry, next week we'll find a naz1 to represent a different perspective" π
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This gonna be the coalition that ends the country man lmao
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Seems to be 3 types of nazi at te moment: Incel teen lives with family (doesn't shower) Divorced ex-cop. Carries a gun in public "Just in case" and thinks that's normal. Does a lot of drugs. Tech billios like Peter Thiel who want the country to be a combination of Minority Report and Black Mirror
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English, Spanish, and..?
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I guarantee, those people don't fuck
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It's not Mehdi's platform. It's Jubilee's. Sounds like he didn't even know who he'd be "debating"
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Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Forced out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: Spineless βChristian.β American politics isnβt broken, just the GOP.
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I've never been more radicalized when it comes to mandatory public education (assuming we actually fix the school system)
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Love when people try and fear-monger by describing how awesome Mamdani is.
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So, the head of the ADL is palling around with Naz1s again.. this org needs to be dissolved.
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I don't really understand why that went so viral
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We've been living through this bs for almost a decade, and it still baffles me sometimes
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Imagine Trump releases the Epstein files, but replaces his name to Joe Biden.
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Newsom seems to have a better understanding of his public perception than other centrist dems. I wonder if his posts are him or someone he hired
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The key is to have values *before* you get the money π°
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This metaphor best applies to social media companies selling an app in the front and all your data out the back. I guess if you think about it, Facebook is basically a spy agency with a gameified data entry system. The app is free cheese π§
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I bet you feel like James Bond after planting the tracker on a car
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I should post this on my bathroom door
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Me bro? i don't really know him. What's his name again? Mazzaratti or somethin? π€‘
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I don't know what else could compel him to post this lol