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Have we heard him talk yet
Unfortunately it is. Those roads aren’t typically open to the public—the ones on the west side of Rockville Pike are gated entrances to NIH
Is Trump gonna actually speak tomorrow or just release an announcement/statement
{for immediate release} Feelin’ Fine
This is especially hilarious as a local resident. The NIH campus is across Rockville Pike from Walter Reed. These are not roads that are normally open to the public! Here’s a Google Maps photo of the checkpoint that’s always there
Shouldn’t this just be Glengarry Glen Gary
This better or worse than giving one to Jim Jordan like he did last term
Has he actually fired the CDC director yet
DC potential?
Feel like the smallest vehicle that would actually need to parallel park in that space would be a campaign bus
This is gonna be even funnier when the real story of what happened in that car accident comes out
Also in 1982 Kingman *led the league in homers* and had a 97 wRC+
Not even the worst! One of the other two negative bWAR seasons was Tony Armas 1983. 84 wRC+
Only three 35+ dinger seasons with negative bWAR. Worst is Dave Kingman’s 1986
Pretty sure I actually said holy shit out loud when I first saw that graph
Put another way, “vaccines do not cause autism” may be the most evidence-based statement in all of medicine
Gotta think Johan Santana would get more than ten votes today
Vegas?
Whatever, those aren’t major injuries. I’m way more curious as to what actually happened because it sure as shit wasn’t what that statement says it was
A lot of speculation why that obviously false first paragraph is even there, but I’ll just go with “hit tree while drunk”
{two term senate incumbent in a state Trump won by double digits announces retirement} Here’s why the Dems are screwed and all is lost
Yes, as long as they have one house of congress, that becomes a much less worrisome possibility
Feel like more than anything else this is manufacturing a reason for Congress to reject the votes from the states that don’t go along with this, as we’ve {vomits} now established that that’s a thing that can happen
Darren Rovell
Pics or it didn’t happen
This is what I keep coming back to. You really can’t hide a true emergency like that
The tongue bath cabinet meeting was Tuesday. Did he do anything publicly Wednesday?
This is how we’re all gonna find out
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I’m sure this will help with the walkouts
Gee, would have been nice if there was someone who could have prevented this. Whatever. RFK’s legacy is Cassidy’s now, and is the only thing anyone will ever remember him for
“More likely to say it’s ok to cut someone off for political reasons” is not at all the same question as “more likely to cut someone off for political reasons”
Just trying to picture an actual human therapist acting in that way. Losing their license is the bare minimum and they’d be lucky to not end up in prison
Fuck RFK Jr
Public policy by Naomi Wolf tweet
This is no different from your average Naomi Wolf post
Feel like you don’t get to that point without doing a lot of sampling yourself
Gonna have to break this one out again
Look he’s been hitting {checks} uh, .169/.220/.347 since then
And the last out of the first
With like, 8000 total votes
Pretty sure this is grounds for contracting the Angels
I’d be pretty pissed at the home plate ump if I were a Nats fan
Stanton good
Not a framing maximalist, but framing maximalists will point to the enormous gap between performance on/after 1-0 vs 0-1 counts (and 2-1 vs 1-2, and, and..) and conclude that framing is basically the only thing that matters
Reinstate Wander Franco
I just don’t think this is actually from the Amazon customer service team
Starting to think the Yankees aren’t good
Lol
Starting to think the Yankees aren’t good
What happens if you touch its head
Took the Metro the other day to the Nats game with a switch at gallery place and didn’t see a single fed
If it happened, it would have been plastered everywhere
Boone no
I definitely didn’t know any of this and also what the fuck
COVID vaccines reduce transmission and I wish people would stop slamming them because they don’t stop it entirely. Reducing transmission is good! They don’t just protect the person who gets the vaccine!
Gonna be hard to get the calls with no catcher
Took the Metro to the Nats game and not a single ICE sighting. I’ll take it
Bob Boone
Kinda weird you don’t get an RBI for a run you knock in on a GIDP. You still knocked in a run!
Observation: Jake Irvin isn’t very good
Observation: Jake Irvin isn’t very good
Been a few years but made it back
Even talking about Leo Frank in 2025 is as big a red flag as talking about ephebophilia
How to get shivved by a nurse
Reno is further west than LA
{insert Lee Atwater quote}
Oh that is the full Campaneris
And a very short trip from there to here
Feel like an autoblock button for people who follow more than say, 5K accounts, would be pretty useful
Oh Jasson
That too
They all end up here
“Hanging out with” = “is in group chats with”
I know everyone hates him, but how has no one said Chapman’s fastball
Not even, they just like weed
Especially involving large heights
Important announcement
The smallest airport I’ve ever been to (KGC) was quite lovely, if tiny
He absolutely would have retired halfway through Bush’s second term
Bonus points if he pats himself on the back while referring to it as a cation gap
Wait, the Twins aren’t selling? Loooooooool
Guess we’ve coalesced around “the stats showing low crime are fake because the people who would otherwise have been crimed are avoiding the cities altogether”
“Will they overturn it” (let’s be real, there’s definitely six votes on the court to do that right now) is a different question than “will they use *this* case to overturn it” which seems like more of a longshot
If you don’t have compression underwear, a second pair of underwear with the ice in between the two was real helpful
Can we make everyone out of the Twins
Hey now, Walter Fauntroy is still alive too
Was wondering what Julio Teheran was up to these days
Sorry, losing it at “a restaurantless people”
Tried to find out what he was up to these days but his website just links to his YouTube channel which hasn’t uploaded anything in a year
They’d hold Wyoming and West Virginia and maybe Idaho and that’s it. Sign of how tilted it already is that even in that scenario they would *still* need a Republican senator to vote with them to remove him from office
