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Jordan Carlson

@jordantcarlson.bsky.social

Canadian postdoc in Japan. Energy, sustainability, unrelated ramblings.

created April 13, 2023

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Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Name somewhere more protected and through which more wealth flows in the setting? The High Lords and the Adeptus Mechanicus basically run the Imperium, as much as anyone can be said to

2/9/2025, 1:51:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy Terra + Mars

2/9/2025, 1:48:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Good

2/9/2025, 6:15:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

you should play Helldivers

2/9/2025, 6:10:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

"what if we did audio logs but they were good" sidenote is the ODST venture the fault of Helldivers? I am assuming yes

2/9/2025, 5:58:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

well, half correct they have dignity as people they just choose to forsake it, and should be ashamed of that

2/9/2025, 5:57:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

MMO guilds

2/9/2025, 5:42:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

he seems to have switched sides (for now), so hey, they need a right wing crank of their own back

2/9/2025, 5:06:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sunk (time investment) cost fallacy

2/9/2025, 4:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

now picturing someone archiving Fox News entirely in .rtf

2/9/2025, 4:52:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Moldbug

2/9/2025, 4:33:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a phrase I've pulled out on occasion over the past 9 years, for Reasons

2/9/2025, 4:26:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

the banality of surreality

2/9/2025, 4:15:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social)

This is a fun tool and you should play around with it to see how your income would stack up in other parts of the world. I think people do not grasp how diverse incomes really are between countries.

2/9/2025, 4:10:22 AM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

"Elon Musk has made his AI put on a new production of Cats and we will be making it mandatory viewing in school curricula"

2/9/2025, 3:58:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Green (@greenprofgreen.bsky.social) reposted

Climate folks: listen to @amywestervelt.bsky.social @drilledmedia.bsky.social podcast, Carbon Bros. The intersection of the manosphere & climate is terrifying, creating new social obstacles to climate policy. Also featuring the brilliant @hannamorris.bsky.social drilled.media/podcasts/dri...

29/8/2025, 12:18:04 PM | 56 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Some of the brightest lights I’ve known have been forced to eat shit repeatedly in their careers. And they were the “lucky” ones—in that they were able to stay in the game. Many more just got completely pushed out and we never know about them except as faceless statistics.

31/8/2025, 8:39:44 AM | 201 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mar Hicks (@histoftech.bsky.social) reposted

“In the late 1960s, Dr. Rossiter was working on her Ph.D. at Yale, when a comment from one of her male professors puzzled her. Who, she had asked, were the women in science? There were none, he said. Another professor mumbled something about Marie Curie being the exception.”🙃

31/8/2025, 8:21:54 AM | 374 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

how many AI technologies could you write this exact sentence about?

2/9/2025, 3:33:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Or you just need to revise how old you think juniors will be by the time they get first jobs

2/9/2025, 3:19:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep forgetting that part and every time I am reminded I wince

2/9/2025, 3:11:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Quite possibly, yes. Though as that last Nordhaus link shows, they also seem preoccupied with identifying their opponents over pursuing their stated goals, sometimes. (That's the text of a conference keynote, mind you.)

2/9/2025, 1:54:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

(To be absolutely clear; I think he gets a lot of the basic facts of these situations right! But I think his arguments and follow-up solutions can go badly off the rails, e.g. the fission promotion stuff)

2/9/2025, 1:47:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Not as big as it was in this 10 years ago, but again, my point is that there is a legacy to their ideas and arguments. That ideas evolve with time is normal, but the framing and positioning matters.

2/9/2025, 1:45:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

In the second specifically: Nordhaus positions himself as predicting the movement. He is also the loudest voice for ecomodernism. It is not unfair to critique the two together when powerful figures use their terms as smokescreens for power.

20 years ago this month, I published an essay called “The Death of Environmentalism” that anticipated the rise of the Abundance Movement. In the essay, I argued that modern environmentalism was incapable of solving climate change because climate change was, at bottom, not a pollution problem that could be solved by taxing or regulating carbon emissions. Instead, it was a technology and infrastructure problem that would require public investment in innovation.
2/9/2025, 1:43:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

They have a lot of reasonable ideas but the way they talk about them - and about those who disagree with them (not a problem unique to them, granted!) - gives space for cooptation and extremism.

2/9/2025, 1:41:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

That paragraph is immediately after one talking about how the only solution capable of doing that is nuclear fission.

2/9/2025, 1:39:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

They've drawn the link themselves quite explicitly in the years since. Have Nordhaus and his colleagues's own words: 1. thebreakthrough.org/articles/abu... ("participated in a panel with ... Klein") 2. thebreakthrough.org/journal/no-2...

2/9/2025, 1:39:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dale Smith (@journodale.bsky.social) reposted

Oooof.

2/9/2025, 1:25:15 AM | 30 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

(Though he stands by much of their past work together, on which one's views may vary)

2/9/2025, 1:23:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

In the name of that fairness: Ted Nordhaus has specifically and explicitly disavowed his past associations with Michael Shellenberger, which is worth noting. thebreakthrough.org/journal/no-2...

2/9/2025, 1:22:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I will give several of the authors credit that I don't think they agree with the broader project these words have been twisted towards -- many of them seem as sincere as Klein does! -- but that doesn't remove the fact that the terms and frames they prefer align with, say, Musk or Thiel.

2/9/2025, 1:21:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

But they've been, collectively, publicly advocating things like nuclear fission's wide adoption and scale-up and natural gas with CCS for ~20 years, in the name of "human prosperity", while downplaying challenges and disadvantages with those techs and arguing renewables "can't meet human needs".

2/9/2025, 1:21:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

The origin point of a lot of this stuff is the aforementioned manifesto: www.ecomodernism.org/manifesto-en... (PDF at top of page here) Skim the authors; key people include a range of academics from the very serious to the often-accused-of-climate-denial. Also Schellenberger, who went full racist

2/9/2025, 1:21:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Day ending in -y, really

2/9/2025, 12:40:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

the AI partner ecosystem is going to be its own entire genre of short form video horror that some regulator will pass an anti-porn law over only to create some loophole that causes new nightmares

2/9/2025, 12:34:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

It wasn't co-opted, it came from them. Eco-modernism types have always talked about "abundant human flourishing", and the alignment with these groups and people has always been close enough to make the arguments uncomfortable.

2/9/2025, 12:12:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social)

Why are people once again falling for, quote-posting, and spreading an account that has posted 3 non-replies in 9 months and is now spreading false rumours about unusual activity at Walter Reed due to normal gate closures at normal times? The account is obvious bait.

2/9/2025, 12:08:48 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social)

I don't care how many times you all screenshot his posts you can't make me read anything said by Nate Silver post-2019.

1/9/2025, 11:47:35 PM | 47 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

That aspect only intensifies as it goes. One of the late game optional areas has a zone name pop up of "The Path of Pain".

1/9/2025, 11:19:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

"A scholar's politics should be invisible in their research and teaching" is also a standard that is only remotely applicable to a tiny fraction of academic subjects. The vast majority of them are inherently political! And if a student asks how research/funding works, an honest answer is political.

1/9/2025, 11:11:33 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social)

Oh, damn it. deadline.com/2025/09/grah...

1/9/2025, 11:05:42 PM | 57 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

it's almost as if the entire thing is constructed and bad, yes

1/9/2025, 10:58:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

it's not aristocracy if you have to be appointed to it

1/9/2025, 10:21:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Throughout the years I was TAing in Canada there were a *lot* of instances of "oh, wow, we failed to make sure you had the English skills to be here, this is irresponsible of someone at a way higher pay grade than me" students. Blatant institutional money grab. Far from a majority! But it happened.

1/9/2025, 10:21:33 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Three simultaneous reforms needed: 1. *much* stricter oversight of the trades colleges, since there were genuine "letting in 2000 students, taking their money, then they all just go work and drop out" problems 2. TFW program reform 3. better enforcement of TOEFL standards at universities

1/9/2025, 10:20:35 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

1. time served 2. British citizenship 3. British noble title 4. money

1/9/2025, 10:18:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Conrad Black has been broken since long before Twitter existed. Also, he gave up his citizenship, we should stop platforming him like he cares about the country.

1/9/2025, 10:14:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

both.gif

1/9/2025, 10:04:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Do a survey of Canadian tech workers who moved south or (fewer) to Europe lol. I guarantee you "they pay 2-4x" is a major response.

1/9/2025, 10:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

#3 could be done by using government tech and engineering jobs to force wages in those industries up towards industry standards. we under-pay and it causes a brain drain consistently.

1/9/2025, 9:55:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I like that my dumb before bed post sparked actual responses lol

1/9/2025, 9:16:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a significant part of our national history (not joking)

1/9/2025, 3:32:34 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

at least it's not the way Canucks fans talk about the entire province of Alberta

1/9/2025, 3:27:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

the secret is that Canadians are smug about three countries rather than one (the US, the UK, and France)

1/9/2025, 3:23:35 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

One of the most common things I tell colleagues here in Asia who apologise for their English accents is "don't, you speak more languages better than I do, the accent is proof of that"

1/9/2025, 3:19:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

every time lol

1/9/2025, 10:30:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexander Clarkson (@aphclarkson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Analysts, journalists and scholars have been so shaped by a late 20th century world under US hegemony that they assume a global system shaped shaped by a dominant power is the norm Yet for long stretches of history the world was defined by disorder and chaos with no hegemon

1/9/2025, 10:10:52 AM | 79 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

Record temperatures come amid scientists’ warnings that climate change is causing more frequent extreme weather events.

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Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t think anyone likes dwelling on that one right now, but yes. Asia too.

1/9/2025, 9:40:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoever taught Tumblrites the concept of appropriation can never be forgiven

1/9/2025, 9:34:41 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

This might be your funniest post, Don

1/9/2025, 9:12:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

the formal term is "alt-academics without institutional jobs" tyvm

31/8/2025, 9:43:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture neutral (@neutral.zone) reposted

Marketplace of ideas, what a bad fucking metaphor. If it ever truly existed, one must then imagine the unregulated marketplace of ideas. The black market of ideas. The wet market of ideas (well, that was Twitter, but now it's here). The futures market of ideas.

31/8/2025, 6:14:14 PM | 32 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

No imagination necessary, that’s what it means now

30/8/2025, 10:14:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

The series epilogue in 7 has always felt like a fan fiction a teenager stayed up until 3 am to finish in one go on a school night

30/8/2025, 9:40:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social)

New Folding Ideas, it's good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPM...

30/8/2025, 3:44:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Phil

30/8/2025, 2:07:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

hey i didn't say it to *you* I kept you out of it lol

29/8/2025, 11:33:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cat Manning (@catacalypto.bsky.social) reposted

time to open the Bad News app and scroll until I see a cat

29/8/2025, 9:09:22 PM | 283 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

(Tangentially, anime is also an outlier in that initial quoted list in that quite a lot of it very much is intended for adults, which makes these conflations and generalizations harder)

29/8/2025, 11:02:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

If you meant the sale: Rosetta Stone sells a package with all their languages for lifetime access, which is what I was referring to. I paid $280 CAD in 2023 for access to their entire online system in perpetuity

29/8/2025, 10:59:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I have no earthly idea, the only Korean words I know are foods

29/8/2025, 10:58:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Rosetta Stone is better if you go for Japanese. Also regularly goes >50% off on sales for the lifetime purchase option

29/8/2025, 10:53:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

“Meta wants to put the manosphere podcasters out of work”

29/8/2025, 10:48:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

That seems on brand for at least 20% of the community so that’s probably effective advertising tbh

29/8/2025, 10:40:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Every piece of news about him makes me look forward to him washing out of the 2028 primary for someone with morals even more

29/8/2025, 10:39:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bridget Stirling (@bridgetstirling.bsky.social) reposted

Well, the list of books being banned from EPSB is appalling. And it's very likely that an author on this list will get their other works pulled too, especially in the absence of teacher librarians. There are books on this list that changed my life. This is what the UCP is taking away from kids.

List of books being banned by EPSB List of books being banned by EPSB List of books being banned by EPSB List of books being banned by EPSB
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Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty much, but if it’s buying hardware, the question of where the money goes does come up

29/8/2025, 7:27:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

It does make me a little paranoid that their website is super gung-ho on libertarian American terms though lol

29/8/2025, 7:19:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

There's some Linux-first platforms that already have these, see: puri.sm/learn/hardwa... (I have not used any of their products and do not know of their quality)

29/8/2025, 7:07:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure we can call it a fad when it dominates most industries and is the terminal Entry Level Workspace solution for new hires and juniors, though. It doesn't go away.

29/8/2025, 5:56:46 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I hover between 110-130 depending on the test and whether I slept properly that day. 10 years ago I could hit 150 but also I was 24 lol.

29/8/2025, 5:55:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Voice interaction definitely has use cases, but it has probably just as many "uh, you should not do that here" cases.

29/8/2025, 5:54:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, yeah, definitely agreed. Academic research is also full of these - any Zoom call could be an interview or a research chat with confidentiality concerns, etc. This very much sounds like a tech someone pitched based on watching too much Star Trek without thinking about how it looks in context.

29/8/2025, 5:54:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I am also an outlier in that even though i speak very quickly when left to my own devices I can still type even faster than I talk, so, this stuff is all "no, no thank you, never" for me lol.

29/8/2025, 5:49:51 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

The pitch in the press releases a few weeks back was very much "a voice version of the Windows Recall feature everyone got mad about earlier this year", so this one boils down to "there's a reasonable way to do this and then there's what the marketers are saying".

29/8/2025, 5:43:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure we can call open offices a "fad" after nearly a century of bullpens and open plan offices existing

29/8/2025, 5:39:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

unless they permanently log off the day they become rich, I don't think we even need to press x, the burden of proof is theirs

29/8/2025, 5:33:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like we can safely assume "poorly"

29/8/2025, 5:32:00 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

As someone who works in an open concept office: if two people have a Zoom call at once, no one else can hear themselves, sooo

29/8/2025, 5:31:04 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

okay I now have to share the absolutely terrible idea I had in response to this prompt yesterday: Tom Clancy's Bear as in this one: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(n...

29/8/2025, 5:26:46 AM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Northern BC + Newfie family + strong Maritime influence from time out there for a bit + travel all over the country. I confuse people.

29/8/2025, 5:14:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

auto-voice detection and transcription has convinced me whatever my mix of Canadian accents is, the bots don't get it

29/8/2025, 5:10:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

Dan

29/8/2025, 4:56:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

ah so *you're* the person Microsoft is picturing with their "voice as first class interface, no one works in open offices anymore" Windows 12 pitch

29/8/2025, 4:53:53 AM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

also smog

29/8/2025, 4:51:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

CNN is reporting that the perpetrator's name was legally changed in 2020 after a petition filed by their (using that pronoun since it's in some question) mother in 2019 (perpetrator was still under age at the time) edition.cnn.com/2025/08/28/u...

In 2019, Westman’s mother filed to legally change the shooter’s name from Robert Paul Westman to Robin M. Westman, court documents show. A judge who approved the petition in January 2020 wrote that Westman “identifies as a female and wants her name to reflect that identification.”
29/8/2025, 4:48:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

it sounds like you're just describing rubber ducking with more arguing with the duck

29/8/2025, 4:41:27 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan Carlson (@jordantcarlson.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you're describing a remedial boarding school, not a group home

29/8/2025, 4:36:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view