Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Can't believe I only have 380 chapters left. That's like nothing. :(
Ghostwriter + producer for cool people. Ruthless optimist. Former comms #1 at Ultra Safe Nuclear, regrettably.
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view profile on Bluesky Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Can't believe I only have 380 chapters left. That's like nothing. :(
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I just started this last night
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
Hey, that's me............ but who's the guy on the right..
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
NYT doesn't have standards anymore. It's a commercial entertainment dumpster masquerading as journalism. Journalism isn't journalism anymore, pretending that's what you exist for is just one more way of building "brand equity."
Jill Weinberger (@jillybobww.bsky.social) reposted
Was going to quote skeet someone's thread sharing screenshots of virulently racist posts from Twitter, then thought "But OP, why are you still on Twitter to see & screenshot this garbage?" & THEN thought, "Well, Jill, why are you sharing it?" Fuck the World's Largest Nazi Bar. Give it no oxygen.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
I just can't get over how bad the "shelves" they're adding to Minecraft look.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
It’s Kris in the background trying to look hard that really sells the whole early 2000s 2 out of 5 stars third person action game that controls worse than a totaled mini van video game vibe
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Oh god this ad bsky.app/profile/jose...
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
omg you’ve met Parker Posey 🤩
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
Umamusume but they’re cars from Initial D instead of derby horses
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
🤢
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
omg.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Is this not satire?
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
To me “retro” on Twitch has always been about the people anyway, regardless of individual preferences, which mirrors my experiences in the other communities I’ve mentioned in this thread.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Same with old televisions — an 80s vs 90s vs 2000s Trinitron are all completely different at a technical level
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I think there are many better heuristics to use than the catch all of “retro” In the typewriter world if you say you prefer 20’s or 50’s or 70s machines people who care to engage in the convo have a pretty solid understanding of what that does and doesn’t include aesthetically.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
As a collector of other old things like typewriters that have multiple periods within their history, I have taken a liking to just using the decades to identify my preferences because people generally know exactly what I’m talking about and can make a solid guest about my reasons when I do.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
The Meta Ray-Ban ads look like something I would have seen in GamePro in 1998 promoting a game that got a 2/5 review score.
Derek Powazek (@fraying.bsky.social) reposted
Fascists teach you to take delight in an out-group’s suffering in order to control you and steal your power. Refusing that tempting lure IS ANTIFASCISM.
Derek Powazek (@fraying.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“I just couldn’t participate in ElEcToRaLiSm,” they said as their neighbors are rounded up by ICE and sent to concentration camps.
Derek Powazek (@fraying.bsky.social) reposted
The horrible fucking bill that will quadrupole the ICE budget and kick people off health care passed the Senate by one goddamn vote by the VP so anyone who says elections don’t matter can fuck off into the sun.
Derek Powazek (@fraying.bsky.social) reposted
We were called genocide supporters because we begged people to vote against this. No, I’ll never get over it.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
This is such a great story.
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments are clear: no person shall be “deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law.” It doesn’t say “citizen.” It says “person.” The Constitution doesn’t get to be optional.
Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
The Supreme Court issued a stay, effectively ruling, for now, that the Constitution no longer applies, at least not to immigrants. Fast-track deportations with no opportunity for judicial review violate the fundamental principle of due process, especially for people already on U.S. soil.
Anthony (@buffalonomenon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Bubonic Plague has a higher approval rating than war with Iran.
Polling USA (@usapolling.bsky.social) reposted
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?" No: 85% Yes: 5% YouGov / June 22, 2025
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
counterpoint: www.google.com
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
The Senate is one of the two chambers of Congress, bud.
Erika Hall (@erikahall.bsky.social) reposted
I despise seeing "controversial" used in reporting/headlines. It's nearly always a synonym for "while one position is the definitely the correct one— more ethical, more popular, and/or more supported by the evidence— we can't take that one for paycheck reasons"
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
Megaman Battle Network 3 Harvest Moon 64 Minecraft (obviously)
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Nuts. What a legend.
Kevin Bunch (ubersaurus) (@atariarchive.org) reposted
Introduced to Dr Demento as a kid by my dad, it honestly blows my mind that he’s been at it this entire time.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
That was quite a dynamic fire, actually.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Somehow the timing on this written post was perfect for the explosion to go off right when I finished reading it.
reality check ❌👑 (@realitycheck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Nah, a little extra work for foreign students to maintain sanitized social accounts for the regime. They can communicate openly and privately on separate accounts. Just gotta put on a little show of patriotism for the regime. Fascist Germany, updated to modern technology.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
@therealshrum.bsky.social is this one on the list
Evan Sutton (@evansutton.bsky.social) reposted
Spray paint a Tesla: domestic terrorism Targeted political assassination spree: not terrorism
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Very cool that several people who used to yell at me in DMs for being too mean to Facebook are now running some sort of extralegal posse informally deputized by the actual United States Army.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Wonder how many people adopted some form of your file naming taxonomy back when you first talked about it and then stuck with it. I’m still sticking x-es in my text file names to this day and using it for search constantly. Still just as useful as ever.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
...Virginia?
Jake Broe (@realjakebroe.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody is rioting. Nobody is breaking any laws. These are cops in my city of Las Vegas just assaulting and arresting anyone on Fremont Street who looks at them. This is fascism.
Carter's Dad (@johnmckendry.bsky.social) reposted
We've had the phrase "police riot" in our vocabulary since the 1968 Democratic Convention. I think reporters should use it more. It's clear and it tells the story that needs to be told.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I'm sure some really are afraid they'll be strung up because they know that by historical standards it's what people just like them get.
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
Governments always claim large protests are meaningless to them and then you find out later all the leaders are freaking the fuck out about whether they are going to be strung up.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Unreal. But does he have tactical internet pants yet?
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
(I really liked that construct for a video series, it was so raw and simple and I still think about it often.)
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
This reminds me of that time you made a video most days
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
Why is an 11th hour victory special? That's not even half of the hours. Wait is that why it's impressive? Because it took you less than half of the hours to win? I am really not sure how this is supposed to work.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
This is like when I put something I just did onto my todo list retroactively just to check it off (bc I never can remember *when* I did anything otherwise lol)
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Yeah DM me on Discord... I am very eager to know the details
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Wait what... I need to hear about this... I don't particularly want to come up with a concept but I do want to learn how to make a game.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
No he fucking doesn't. 25% of the U.S. Forest Service took his deferred resignation deal and fire season is upon us. Doublespeaking sack of shit.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Switch 1 has control remapping as well en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
On iPhone 8 or later, hold the power and either volume button for a moment then tap cancel. This disables biometrics quickly. Other emergency calling advice here: www.macworld.com/article/2239...
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Video games, CRT TVs, particular rare typewriters, I know I can always find more of those if I am crazy/obsessed enough... This was special. Hope it comes back to print someday in the future.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Maaaaaaaaaaaan missing out on this is actually the single biggest case of non-buyer's remorse I have personally ever experienced. Not a complaint but a compliment. I'll get a hold of a copy of it to read someday. 😂
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Full disclosure, I am the lunatic who made this tumblr. I cannot believe that was 13 years ago. colormerlin.tumblr.com
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
I still think about this tumblr from time to time @hotdogsladies.bsky.social
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
How the fuck does any game made in the last decade or so even go 3 hours without autosaving??? I knew EA was trash but jesus
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
The people yelling about this would love for Bluesky to be in decline for exactly the same reasons it isn't.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Man. Every time you post something there's like a 90% chance of your cool stat increasing by a few points.
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
When “Seattle was burning” a few city blocks had a rolling street fair where the police tried to set up crimes they could claim were caused by disorder. The rest of the city was unimpeded. (Sucked to be running a business in those blocks as customers stayed away.)
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
With Twitter dying, we raised $750,000 for Shift Happens in 2023. Then I had my all time biggest two personal Kickstarters in 2024 and 2025, the latter after leaving all Meta priorities too. Bluesky and Mastodon are a winning combo.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Epic. I'd love to see a more detailed writeup of this story if you ever want to dig into it.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I then felt bad for making stupid upper management decisions a problem for the very hyperlocal employees but I was shocked
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
One time I went to Zaxbys and tried to order fried pickles, and they told me they were a "seasonal item." And without thinking I just said "Do you understand the POINT of a pickle??"
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
Winners don’t need to escalate.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I'm gonna tell my kids this is quiddich
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Unfortunately you can't "gotcha" people who never say anything in good faith, even when they say something true.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
HyperCard is a technology I learned about decades later and was sad to have missed out on... I have a to-do item somewhere buried in my to do list to try to emulate it someday and I had no idea there was a working emulator just sitting on Internet Archive this whole time.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
...not every day I get to unearth a shitpost I made 18 years ago. 😂
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I won't fall for that one again, not after the time they taped 3 Wiis together
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
I don't have many headcanons but one of them is that Mr. Conductor is actually a Spacelord and that's why he is so small (he could be bigger if he wanted to be but he's shy)
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
And why did they cut the scene where he regenerated from the first Conductor to the second Conductor
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
The thought of buying a house here makes me want to throw up. I would actually have to address it in therapy if I even wanted to try.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Harry McCracken (@harrymccracken.com) reposted
Get this book! It’s wonderful, and I’d feel that way even if I hadn’t played a minor role in it (I was Glenn’s editor, an incredibly easy and pleasant job).
Glenn Fleishman (@glennf.com) reposted
How Comics Are Made is out TODAY in bookstores! Tracing the steps and telling the stories between a cartoonist’s pen and the newsprint page, my book travels across over 130 years of artistic and technological development. howcomicsaremade.com#preorder
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
(Flag by @bittersouth.bsky.social, and you can get a real one at bsgeneralstore.com/products/abi...)
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
lmaooooooooooo these are amazing.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
The Japanese Culinary Academy's textbooks are apparently THE go-to books for authentic Japanese cooking techniques, but are really hard to get outside Japan. They just made them available online. In English. For free. Can't wait to dig in. www.kpu.ac.jp/jp_cuisine_e...
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Two of my best friends just moved to Sendai to start a business too, so when I go I'll have the very best tour guides AND get to ride the shinkansen out of Tokyo on arrival
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I can't wait to experience this.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
I am tremendously looking forward to both.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
I AM VERY EXCITED TO READ THIS.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
Aw man I'm BUMMED I saw this too late! Can't wait to pick up a copy of this!
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
It's definitely The Cheese Stands Alone.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
RFK Jr. is all the third generation business owner stereotypes but for politics. How completely lame and pathetic.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com)
I don't know who needs to hear this, but... Anthony Bourdain never said that "eat at a local restaurant tonight [...] Have a negroni. Have two." quote. Pass it on.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
SpaceX's accomplishments by and large deserve to be credited to Gwynne Shotwell and the people actually showing up and doing the work there day to day. Elon Musk is just a paypig for the space industry because he's been convinced it will make him cool.
Joseph Rooks (@josephrooks.com) reply parent
People have been calling shit "secret chess moves" since the first trump administration when it's just the dumbest people imaginable falling for the dumbest shit imaginable.