Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
PR for BIG WIND in Wales. I once took a KOM off Ed Laverack. 🏴. Still waiting for the Electroclash revival. Mostly bikes and wind farms here. Views own etc. hello@joshowenmorris.co.uk. Bangor, Kingdom of Gwynedd.
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LFG EVERYONE. SPANISH VPN AND APPEAR OFFLINE ON TEAMS.
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Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Starting to look at a new bike for my wife. She doesn't have great strength in her hands/wrists due to an injury in her early 20s. Looking at relaxed gravel-y bikes with flared bars and ideally electric gears? Any recs for models or maybe fitters? North Wales/NW England/Yorkshire?
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Kids go back to school in the morning. We've done it.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
You see, when *I* do it, it's cute.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Exploded ruined anus eh. Hmmm. Well, that's a thought that has really changed the flavour of this apple crumble
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
having three kids is weirdly hard and my wife and I definitely couldn't do it if we weren't pretty well off tbh. The fact that you can't get a vasectomy on the NHS in north Wales anymore has personally not yet become a factor...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Pro cycling 🤝 2000s Scottish sketch comedy ME
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Jolly Boy Tom doing GC is FOR REAL
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Saw the price and well, let's just say I'm sitting in the right chair.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Yes, but also it is part of our job to warn and advise about potential icebergs, as well as prepare for them, particularly when concerned with reputation. Of course, that advice can be and is often ignored, particularly if we are brought in last minute...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
One of the less wonderful aspects of my holiday was finding out how Facebook had radicalised my mum :(
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Fundamentally Kareoke is about one thing: yourself. That's why this week I made a campsite full of French teenagers watch me dad dance my way through a vocally flawless version of "Take On Me" by A-Ha.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
TFW u scroll back through a newly appearing argument relevant to your interests, reply to a post, then realise it's six months old 🤦🤦🤦
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Hiya, honestly in most cases undergrounding is more environmentally damaging as well as being at least x4 more expensive. For a single connection it's okay, but for grid it's just too much. If it was that easy, developers would simply do it for an easier life.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Nope. Internally we have Microsoft Copilot, but AI isn't something I feel like i can rely on. Use of other external AI products is basically prohibited due to it basically chucking potentially commercially sensitive into into the soup for everyone to take a sip of.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Right wing grifter challenge: experience joy (impossible)
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Imagine going to carnival to have a bad time on purpose.
Alex Nurse (@alexnurse.bsky.social) reposted
I saw a dreadful scene today... a couple were fighting. Then thankfully the police came, but they started fighting with them too. Then a crocodile came and stole everyone's sausages!
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Got the briefest of unintentional glimpses of a guy getting CPR earlier and that is not something that's gonna leave my brain for a while... Look after your body, learn CPR, pay attention to where your nearest automatic defibrillators are, please...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
@thebritishcontinental.co.uk ? Any tips?
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Anyone got an explainer on French racing licenses? Trying to work out if the village "E123" on Friday is a fun bad idea or a very stupid bad idea before I actually try and sign up.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Anyone got an explainer on French racing licenses? Trying to work out if the village E123 on Fridat is a good idea or a very stupid idea
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
If you do not know what you are doing with getting dressed, let me tell you the secret. 1: pick a TV show and a character you want to look like. 2: commit to it by buying whole outfits, not just bits and pieces here and there
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Things you'd love to see
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Please @lavuelta.bsky.social ask Rhun next year of you can come to Wales for a bit sometime
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
It's only the ffycin best big bike race of the year
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
One of my favourite things as a dad was telling my kids about the last train to transcentral.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Bit of a weird Venn diagram but ok
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
#420prez
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
These people had every advantage growing up and this is the best they can produce.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I had to change DNS providers earlier this year because 123reg was bought by GoDaddy who decided to start charging for email forwarding, so switched to Fasthosts, which fixed it.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I had my first fit after riding on the road for about 5 years. Eventually, after half an hour of measurements, the fitter moved my saddle up 2mm and suggested maybe I'd me more comfortable with a slightly shorter reach!
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Also it's pretty easy to turn off your VPN when you're lending a device to a kid.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
It seems it has reset to 0 after reaching week 1024...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
This flummoxed the singer in the wedding band I played in embarrassingly often
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Talacre is lovely this time of year
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
When the only thing that can be done is increase the cost of parking, it seems that nothing gets done. When it's like this, it wouldn't affect locals because locals simply don't go.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Road.cc has a fantastic lights test every year, worth checking out. I bought a Lezyne one that's pretty beefy, and uses a GoPro mount so is stable.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Darkly funny (and completely obvious with even a passing thought) how the Christian Nationalist doesn't know the first thing about Christianity.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Every now and again I do careers talks with kids. The first time they asked me about salary, I was nervous for half a second and then was like, eff it, you believe in daisy transparency in job ads, this is no different. It's probably one of the most useful things you can share.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
In France. Rode past a big field of sunflowers. Didn't take a picture, so here's one from Friday on Ynys Môn.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Saw a lizard earlier while playing table tennis with my son. He was so excited!
Rich (@rich-bryant.uk) reposted
so about Bus Guy, well it turns out he's more interesting than you thought www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Another reason to dislike Musk. His weird "free speech absolutist" position could almost be exactly about showing pornography to children. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
If they don't talk it up, it won't happen at all..
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
My condolences
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Paper feels ideal for creating kickback....
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Dunno, some developers do that and people still come out swinging
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I live in an LTN that's been there 50 years and it's literally nothing like living on a desert island. It's totally easy to get modern amenities like "post" and also get work done by tradesmen e.g. "plumbers" or even "electricians". They just can't take a shortcut by driving through my garden.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
You've not played at green man?!
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Does anyone have any recommendations for stuff to do near Quimper? Partial to cider, wine, riding bikes, looking at stuff, but also have three kids to entertain!
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
He's gonna be the only 8yo riding with Time Xpresso pedals. Crit dad 2 the max.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
On a side note I have just realised who my specific nemesis is. Honestly, you're not missing out on much.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Every day I have to interact with the PEDW website is a very bad day.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
star trek. Star Trek is the best. If there were ever a programme that i thought was the best, it was Star Trek. All of them
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Charlie Tanfield covers 53.9km in the hour, which is 13.7km more than me.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Do u ever think if Crash Bandicoot
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Also important to note that for lots of the people of Dolgarrog, it's important for them that they're not *just* known as the village where a disaster killed a bunch of people.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
It's also home to one of the UK's oldest working power stations too, that has continued to power north Wales in the century since the disaster :)
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
The number of daytrippers from Manchester/Liverpool/Bham and #vanlife people means a tourism tax for overnight stays can only ever be a partial solution. Asking people to pay for parking, or pay more for parking, maybe with some being used to support Mountain Rescue, is probably next biggest part.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
I switched to duck duck go a couple of years ago now, and it has sent my targeted ads HAYWIRE. They don't know if I'm Christian, Muslim, gay straight, trans, from Essex, Canada....
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
One interesting thought that occurred to me was the hydro sector was keen to talk about how many thousands of tons of coal they'd save for a given period. Which is probably a great illustration given people held it in their hands regularly at the time. Much better than homes equivalent.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I know of one government org that FOI'd their own advice (which may have been incorrect...)
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I think about that electric guitar tone basically every day now
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
North Wales has been the heart of electricity generation and innovation in the UK forever. First public supplies in the Conwy Valley. First commercial offshore wind farm. First UK tests of wind power in 1949!
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
The heat pump driven ones are apparently very efficient
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
I like how all the food reviews are ones that fit within the £15 HMRC subsistence rate for an evening meal.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
and by the looks of things, they earn less than me, so you could probably bribe one with a big sandwich
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Well, this was eye opening. That's not 140 sessions or days, that's 140 days in total, aka 20 weeks.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
so in an ON year, the Texas (31m people) legislature meets 10 weeks fewer than the Welsh (3.1m people) legislature. That is WILD
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
i used to work in a call centres and just on some calls you'd end up saying one word over and over again. And then you'd hang up and the person next to you would be like "do you want a brew? Perfect" and piss themselves laughing.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Being a billionaire looks to be as bad for your brain as being kicked in the head by a horse.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Used to live near there. It was a horror show 20 years ago and I can't imagine it getting much worse by reducing the speed limit 10mph. The bottle neck has always been the traffic lights/turning for Cheadle and Gatley. And why do they keep printing the "more pollution by slowing down" fallacy?
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Here's another classic: couldn't resist teasing the misinfo debunk. Of course, people believing the misinfo don't read beyond the headline...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
isn't that what Scaramanga had in The Man with the Golden Gun?
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Doing the local chainy for the first time since moving here... Four years ago?!? Hope I still remember how to pedal dead hard, then pedal nearly as hard, then pedal dead hard again, then...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
In the last week of university, she cancelled going to a pub for a drink and suggested we go to the University Hall bar where they serve curry on cardboard plates. Somehow it came up in conversation that she was pro death penalty and that it was biblically permitted.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Now is the time to get aboard the Remco hype train
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Gels are generally much of a muchness. You can get SIS ones in Tesco, but sometimes I buy STYRKR or Kendal mint ones online. For day to day riding, haribo or wine gums are good and cheap. But I do have a tendency to impulsively snack on those in a way I'd never with gels...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
It is the organisation that keeps on (not) giving.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Just found out which health centre I was referred to in August 2022 for a particular service, and also just found out they stopped doing that thing 12 months ago. Gotta love Betsi Cadwalladr University Health Board.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
This is basically the same reason my kids ended up with Ajax and Olympiakos kits. Cheapest full kit in their size on eBay that wasn't an English league team haha
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
In the words of Don Draper, that's what the money is for.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Shared from the Gog Tri facebook page. There are some horrible people out there.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
All American maps have America in the middle. This one might be ours...
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
This whole episode reeks of somebody accidentally taking Bob Mortimer talking about Pocket Meat too seriously.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Fully convinced that someone has decided to do a Bob Mortimer bit and this has happened because nobody in America knows who he is
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Maybe it isn't so bad in context. Somehow I don't feel any desperate need to find out
John B (@johnb78.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
@joshowenmorris.co.uk “Josh looks like he’d correct your Welsh pronunciation, fact‑check your wind farm stats, then drop you on a climb just to prove a point.” (49)
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Every single Skeeter has their own opinion on this and all of them are incredibly correct.
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk)
Check fyccin Morrissey here
Josh Owen Morris (@joshowenmorris.co.uk) reply parent
Pocket meat