Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
undying declaration
“we got osama bin laden”
i know it’s hard for some of you to understand, but you can be a blueskyist AND an atheist 1/2642
it lacked even the common courtesy of a dogwhistle
read Aaron’s very good thread but to close the loop on my point I’ll drop this here
Bill Belichick getting toasted by a jury of his girlfriend’s peers
Daniel Day Lewis:
no you have to come in to lower the flag to half mast. it’s buried in your offer letter.
never once regretted this take
Trevor … A+
Vice President Fandango
point and click adventure ass inauguration
Aaron knows what he’s talking about and I don’t but I feel safe presuming a lot of this is white dudes being mad they were so wrong about SINNERS and being pissed Coogler’s contract isn’t the disaster they wanted it to be
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
lol, i have a brand
definitely
there’s something cooking with BARBARIAN, LONGLEGS, THE MONKEY, and WEAPONS that’s really fun and cool
feeling good about this one
ok, WEAPONS (2025) was fantastic. loved it.
Democratic Party resistance finally springs to action
none of my ideas are particularly optimistic or postable
Khia:
and to what end
u up riding the rails?
cAIlipers? calAIpers? hard to say
should I know who this guy is? he has 330k followers but the only cwebb I know played for Michigan
can an expert explain? yeah man, you made a fake picture and now you’re doing physiognomy on it
considering allowing football back into my life but knowing that I’ll immediately regret it
this post can't possibly work lol
"it stinks"
my understanding is that nichols is already possessed
uh oh, the hat's exsanguinated
Despicable Ds
like the bat signal lol
they’ll never get rich if you keep posting poo poo pee pee under my opinions!
i enjoy this app. i want it to stick around. i’m not its management consultant and I think it’s weird if you try to police the community’s tone because you think it affects the site’s financial prospects.
“Our food isn’t bland! We have kippers and cheddar cheese!” is a WILD TAKE, this is the stuff I need to get me going in the morning.
can’t sleep but I can still cook
thinking about finding out John Dean follows me again
ok I watch a lot of horror movies and you gotta stay safe out there folks. keep unbroken salt lines around the bed and stay clear of empty vessels (dolls, corpses, Atlantic staff writers)
one of mine was just “up”
allegations of hypocrisy at this point drive me nuts
@publichealthguy1.bsky.social
100%. ask him in his replies to use alt text a few times and see how long you stick around.
it’s been tragic to miss his posts about how there’s no genocide
JoshTPM don’t block people for asking for alt text challenge (impossible since he blocked me for asking for alt text)
jfc both of you
🫡
couple people in the replies of matt’s post saying different things but you’re right that it wouldn’t have mattered
time zone thing I think
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
is this from the famous anime Barry Lyndon?
I like that we’re doing the Godfather baptism scene but for creeps tonight
we started PENANCE (2012) tonight which we’ve been meaning to do for years
If you are one of these former DOJ lawyers (or you can connect us with one), we want to talk to you! Drop a note to openarguments@gmail.com
scoring 👏 position 👏
‘presidential confidante dies of radiant damage’
I know this is a lie because Donald Trump is over 30
PROPERTY (2022) would be a great labor day watch
🎶 psycho killer stress crochet 🎶
wait so phone survived the toilet but died after another 24 hours of your bullshit?
considering republicans are trying to traffic children literally as we speak, “we will protect your children from republicans” is a broadly applicable goal that seems easy to sell but i guess we don’t talk about child safety at the kitchen table?
newsom voters
since we don’t have drafts, I’m just going to post a joke six hours before it works and you all can come back to it later: Four Seasons Total Chappaquidick
tough bat to clear, but this is going to be faker than the Big Balls story
a broken muffler? is he mad at germans
they still want the appearance of legitimacy and it'd be impractical. too many courts. too many litigants. would require too many people to ignore the courts who wouldn't.
part of the growing chasm between the supreme court and the lower and intermediate courts is that the supreme court has not punished the government for its overwhelming disrespect of the bench
the TVPRA is the law but the name robs it of its context: it is the statutory enforcement mechanism of the 13th amendment. Judge Sooknanan is talking about the TVPRA because the government is, or is at least trying to, traffic children.
she is a creature of myth who proves her own thesis false
right into my veins
it's a wiki i read like once a year because i just can't fully process what the fuck
lol
what makes this joke especially sad is that it combines two unrelated pieces of knowledge about kurt eichenwald, something no one should have at the ready
this one's for the real heads
i'd make a kurt eichenwald joke but i don't wanna get sued for posting
thanks, deleted
an EO is just a memo from management that's it
folks we may have a new generational talent on our hands
particles everywhere!
Those willing, by contrast, to trade away the rights and dignity of transgender people or the poor cannot be considered friends of democracy any more than those who were willing to countenance second-class status for blacks and Jews.
against a federal agent? what statutory claims?
what the fuck
yup that’s what Clay does
I would never accept being called an influencer (for free)
the northern steppes are secure
MAINE SUPREME JUDICIAL COURT: *ME Constitution provides greater protection against self-incrimination than U.S. Constitution. *Any waiver of that protection must be "clear and unequivocal." *Officers must "stop to clarify" ambiguous waivers. www.courts.maine.gov/courts/sjc/l...
Jodie Remick 
Shoe 