So the story about a domestic violence victim really has nothing to do with the crash. They left out the part about Rudy going through a liquor store just before being rear-ended because he was driving 25 in a 60 mph zone.

I'd pay 50$ to hear the story

Yes. Like: Is the useless treasonous bigoted pendejo unaware of the fact that he has been mayor since 2001?

He just admitted to having a sex worker in the car with him lol

He really showed the naysayers who thought he couldn't beat his previous record.

OK, this is juicy. Is he getting it on and the husband came home? The wife? Did 💩 SA her (typical behavior of this shit strain motley crew) and was fleeing and she was in the car behind? Was there any hair dye involved? Did he help her as he was sneaking out of an adult bookstore? So many ??????

Right? Like, if it had just been "Rudy Giuliani was in a car accident where he was rear-ended", that would probably be enough of a statement. But this statement? Even if he's not hiding something, it comes across as he's hiding something.

Wherever Ruby and Shaye are now, I just hope they're reading all this 🤣🤣🤣

Rudy hurts back accidentally expecting a sex act.

So strange.

So...someone in another car rear-ended him... I'd like to see the statement made by the other driver. That seems more relevant than what he was doing earlier on another stretch of road.

Too few details, but details of helping a woman sure feels like they’re trying to cover up something or some detail of why he interacted with that woman. Odd, but so is Rudys' life since he went maga

See also statements by Sir Norman Fry MP: youtu.be/REpNTi-9oRQ?...

Right. Like, why not just say he was in an accident and he’s being tended to? This is about to be a weird story.

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Always a good idea to release a statement that invites people to Google "[your name] + domestic violence."

Exactly. Rudy Giuliani sustained a spine fracture? I didn't know he had one.

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Mayor? I have a million more, but that's my first question.

Same! Specifically, my first question was "how long is the time frame before referring to yourself using the title of a job you no longer hold becomes irredeemably weird?" With a few "once a... always a" exceptions, I'm guessing it's a lot shorter than 24 years....

"Big Balls" couldn't hang onto that record for ever.

Basically a non statement

his business (PR) advisor and md, what, not family?

My take: He was not flagged down. State police were already on the scene. Rudy told his guy to stop. Following car was too close and hit them. Rudy learned later why the police were there and claimed to be Good Samaritan.

I’m sure it will be explained at Four Seasons Landscaping.

It’s like a little kid trying to explain why he shouldn’t be in trouble

Struck from behind? Dunno. Rudy was probably driving high speed in reverse.

Looks like overspecific dementi to me ...

Could he have fallen from the stairs after his too many drinks?

It's all nonsense and lies. I'm going to back to ignoring the news. Life is just better.

I hope the traitor is in Pain and suffering

When did "Mayor of NYC" become a title-for-life?

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I don't care.

Okay!

I didn't mean that towards what you wrote at all, just Farty Arty.

Hahahaha fair!

My "I was just totally legitimately helping a lady before I was in a completely unrelated accident" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the shirt

Also Mayor of fucking what? Marrying your first cousin?

Sounds hinky

I wonder if the officers who responded to his claimed 911 call want to be dragged into this story if it turns out he was, in any way, impaired

Guaranteed that women was a prostitute. *See Borat.

This is very different than the police report manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

lol that entire first paragraph isn’t even relevant

His business partner?

Here is a link to Rudy's website if anyone needs more information. www.seagrams.com

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Wonder if they did a blood alcohol test on him.

It’s so long it reminds me of whatever that guy writes at end of Big Bang episode that nobody reads.

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giving Sterling

My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt

I keep imagining the 7/11 cup he probably drinks vodka sodas out of spilling during the collision

Making me wonder how quickly my business partner could get to me if I was in trouble.

The question on all of our minds right now. How dedicated are our business partners???

Thoughts and prayers? Nah … eff him

I'm CRYING LAUGHING!

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911 is still answering Rudy’s calls? Damn. 24 years changed a lot but that’s a bond.

why does the domestic violence incident have any bearing on the subsequent accident ? that's my first question...if they are separate incidents

How many other planned ‘accidents’ are there to cover for the Epstein files?

Huh. Why am I hearing “The Reynolds Pamphlet” all of a sudden?