Joshua J. Friedman
@joshuajfriedman.com
Freelance writer and editor. Formerly of The Atlantic, Boston Review. Copy chief at Columbia Magazine.
created April 27, 2023
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Today we saw LOTS of good critters, including this stunner of a powdered dagger moth caterpillar. Apparently the caterpillars in this species can be all different colors and to some extent hair configurations, looking at the iNaturalist pictures. Very cool to see!
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100%
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I'm ashamed to admit that I hadn't realized that Toronto had such a large and long-running one!
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Gift link! cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...
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Oooo, yes! Here you go: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...
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Hooray!!
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That photo is perfection! Wishing you many delicious tortes this fall
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HEY NYC! The great @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dancing on the @jcod3.bsky.social float at the West Indian Day Parade! #CuomoCouldNever
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True-crime mysteries bring families together!
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(But yes)
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I don’t believe there’s a teaspoon of flour left in your house!!
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Overheard at the Park Slope Food Coop: ME: I’m buying all these Italian plums so I can finally make the plum-torte recipe everyone talks about. YOUNG CHECKOUT WORKER: (knowingly) Is it a TikTok thing?
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September is the time for Marian Burros's plum torte cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...
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lolol, hope it’s spicing up the visit
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No, the conduct in court isn’t the problem in this situation
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It makes me emotional to see Judge Sooknanan showing that she values each individual child’s life at a moment when this administration is doing exactly the opposite
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my 75 year old mother is out today 🫡
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Happy Labor Day! I’d like to think my great-grandfather, an immigrant from what’s now the Czech Republic, was able to have a decent life because he was in the sheet metal union. Workers unite!
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A bunch of them had originally been transported to TX from California
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Offer them $20 if they'll cover any ER bill
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We don't, but a number of the children who were named plaintiffs had been in foster care in California, so it's possible they're being flown cross-country
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I'm worried what's going to happen to you when you've run out of things to bake
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That is too many!!
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NEW: All but 1 of the Guatemalan children have been returned to HHS's Office of Refugee Resettlement, DOJ tells Judge Sooknanan, and the fourth will be returned in approx. 3 hrs. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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It appears that hundreds were being prepared to be sent back to Guatemala, but only 76 had been loaded onto the plane or planes by the time the judge issued her order to stop
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I always enjoyed this dustjacket from another bundling book from the same time or slightly earlier
Christine (@klaxoncomms.com) reposted
I am really grateful that I get to live in such a pretty place. #Vancouver
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All we know is that of the 10 named plaintiffs (representing the much larger putative class of ~600), most were about 16, and one was 10
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UPDATE: The indefatigable Judge Sooknanan orders DOJ to file an update when the last 4 children have been returned to the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement.
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The Office of Refugee Resettlement within the Department of Health and Human Services. It has responsibility for unaccompanied non-citizen children.
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NEW: 72 of the 76 Guatemalan children previously boarded onto planes have been returned to ORR custody, per DOJ, with the remaining 4 expected to be returned in the next 15 min. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Internet Archive! ia800805.us.archive.org/view_archive...
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This is what a regular traffic stop looks like in DC now.
Corinne Blalock (@corinneblalock.bsky.social) reposted
first signs of Fall means it’s time to buy tickets for the Yo La Tengo Hanukkah shows
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UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan wants another update at 10:45 p.m. ET to confirm that all members of the putative class of Guatemalan children are back in ORR custody. The presumption of irregularity at work!
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(I deleted an earlier version of this post because I've concluded that the discrepancy between the numbers 76 and 600 isn't a cause for concern. The latter is an estimate of the number of children in the entire putative class—those the govt intends to remove—but they weren't all on planes yet.)
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NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children should be back in the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement by 10:30 p.m. ET. It counts 76 children who had been boarded onto planes at the time the court blocked their removal. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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True! Could be
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Me too!! I was 100% with you
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UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan orders the govt to file another status report by 8:30 p.m. ET tonight on whether all the Guatemalan children are in custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement.
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(But I also take your points!)
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True, though (1) the judge recessed the hearing twice so Ensign could communicate her orders to the relevant people and ask them about the deplaning process, and (2) Ensign said in the hearing that he'd missed the judge's latest order because he hadn't yet made an appearance, so urgency was clear
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Previously: bsky.app/profile/josh...
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One of my rare correct predictions! bsky.app/profile/josh...
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NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children have been removed from the planes and are "in the process" of being returned to custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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UPDATE: Drew Ensign just filed a notice of appearance in the case, so I suspect we'll get that status update momentarily.
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I predict that the govt is going to use the excuse that it hasn't yet officially made an "appearance" in the court / filing system, so it isn't getting electronic updates—but whose fault is that
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NEW: Judge Sooknanan now orders the govt to explain why it has failed to meet her 4 p.m. ET deadline to give a status update on the Guatemalan children who are supposed to be removed from planes and returned to Office of Refugee Resettlement custody.
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It's not that we *think* they don't rhyme. They *don't* rhyme in our English.
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👀 ⌛
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Five min into Love Is Blind UK reunion and we already need revised power rankings @minakimes.bsky.social @daviddennisjr.bsky.social
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UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan asks the govt for a status update WITHIN THE HOUR on the status of removing the Guatemalan children from planes, after previously asking for an update without a specified time
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This is why I stick to G&S
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A donkey named hee-haw!
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More shawarma trucks could fix this
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It's why Americans don't get why Eeyore is named that!
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Everything is Hotdish.
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(Hearing ends)
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Judge: I will look forward to the govt's status report, hopefully today, that all the children have been removed from the planes and returned to ORR custody. I want to take a moment to thank my courtroom staff, who I called at 2:30 a.m., who have been working on Labor Day wknd, and my law clerks
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Judge: I have done all I can to make a decision based on what's in front of me. I will continue to be here and act expeditiously. I am trying to do the best *I* can to fulfill *my* obligations as an Article III judge.
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Judge: I got a call at 2:36 a.m. because the govt chose this time on a holiday weekend to execute this plan. I have been up since then. I haven't been able to reach anyone from govt until this morning at 9:30 a.m. So absent this intervention, all children would already have been sent to Guatemala!
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Judge: My understanding is we have two paths. One is removal, the other is voluntary departure. Protections are recognition of the fact that this population is incredibly vulnerable. And I don't see anything in what you're saying to me that overrides those protections.
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Judge: During recess, I read provision you cited and then the complaint. Every one of 10 named plaintiffs says they are *afraid* of being sent back to Guatemala. (Reads aloud from declarations.) Doesn't line up with what govt is saying. This is why we have courts.
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We're back! Judge: All right, Mr. Ensign, do you have an update for me? DOJ: Yes, I've spoken with HHS and confirmed that plan is to deplane the children and return them to ORR custody during TRO Judge: OK. Will you file a status report on the docket to confirm when that's happened? DOJ: Yes
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Even if it gives Melania the romance she's been dreaming of?
Selena Larson (@selenalarson.bsky.social) reposted
Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.
Anjali Dayal (@anjalikdayal.bsky.social) reposted
there’s a reply here that says fuck ‘em up judge sparkle and boy is that good energy for us all
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Judge: Let's recess and let Mr. Ensign find out the situation with children on planes and whether they plan to deplane and return to custody and if so when, so we can get status reports DOJ: OK, I'll try to find out, and again, the planes will not be leaving
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Judge: I don't want there to be any ambiguity in what I'm ordering or what the govt is expected to do. Plaintiffs: Because of multiple misunderstandings that have resulted in irreparable harm, I would like to extend hearing until children have been removed from plane.
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(Judge setting expedited schedule for accelerated preliminary injunction briefing)
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Judge: You won't be able to remove any of these children before we finish this briefing DOJ: We understand Judge: Plaintiffs, how long do you need for response? Plaintiffs: If they file on Friday, we can reply Monday
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Judge: I have declarations contrary to what you're saying today. How do I resolve those? DOJ: Sounds like needs to be resolved through briefing Judge: OK, schedule? DOJ: File brief on Friday Judge: I was thinking earlier, but if that's the time you need ...
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Judge: Mr. Ensign, are you saying this reunification provision overrides requirements? DOJ: Not overrides, but distinct provision with own process Judge: You think protections are inapplicable? DOJ: Yes, don't prevent children's reunification with parents
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Judge: And from plaintiffs' situation, you don't think that's true? Plaintiffs: Your honor, we know that's not true. Named plaintiff isn't in that situation. And even if someone were in this situation, wouldn't negate requirement of appearing before immigration judge.
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Plaintiffs: No. Possible some children might be in that situation, but everything we could find on short notice is children not in this situation. Judge: Mr. Ensign you saying that *all* these children have parents who are requesting their return to Guatemala? DOJ: That's what I've been told
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Judge Sooknanan: Mr. Ensign, tell me your position on what the govt is here, given the legal protections? DOJ: These are not "removals" under the statutes. These are "repatriations" under 6 USC 279 (b)(1)(H). The US is facilitating requests from Guatemalan parents to return their children.
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Plaintiffs: Our understanding is that the planes are on the ground in Texas, but the children are still on the planes. Judge Sooknanan: Mr. Ensign, do you understand why? DOJ: I do not, maybe contingent on this hearing
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If you want more details that I'm not transcribing, check out @annabower.bsky.social and @kyledcheney.bsky.social's excellent reporting!
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(Judge Sooknanan is now listing all the calls she made to the US govt at ~3 a.m. after hearing from plaintiffs)
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Judge Sooknanan: Great, so your understanding is that all children are still in the country, even if a plane took off and landed again DOJ: Correct
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DOJ: I have transmitted your order both to TK and to DHS, and I don't believe there will be an issue. Judge: Have any flights departed? DOJ: My understanding is that all flights are on the ground. Judge: Is it possible that any flights department? DOJ: It's possible one took off and returned
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Judge Sooknanan: Are you aware that I have issued an order on the docket about the putative class? DOJ / Drew Ensign: I have not, your honor Judge Sooknanan: I want you take 5 minutes now to look at that order and circulate that through the govt/DHS (Hearing pauses)
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Judge Sooknanan has ordered the Trump admin not to deport any members of the class of Guatemalan children while she is hearing the case
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HAPPENING NOW: Judge Sparkle Sooknanan holds an emergency hearing as the Trump admin is reportedly trying—imminently—to deport hundreds of Guatemalan children without required process or access to representation. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71240...
Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
BREAKING: Judge Sooknanan says the children are being removed right now so has advanced today’s hearing to 12:30pm. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
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Classic late-onset conjoined twins
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Hope you find more tomorrow if you didn't get enough today!
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Oh my goodness! You actually found it, then? And does this mean the end of your hammock days, or are you just going to start bringing it inside when you're done with it?
molly (@bugmom.bsky.social) reposted
hey babe couldn’t help but notice you crossing the rubicon earlier
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I think OSCOLA is standard? Do I have that right @pwnallthethings.bsky.social @stevepeers.bsky.social @seanjones.org
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I actually have to confess that I did not know till this moment that Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett were ever married, and I am still trying to wrap my head around it
Annie who lives here (@stellarine.bsky.social) reposted
I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus
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I wish I could do something about either the polls or the marriages
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Lucky it didn't end up in the Lake Michigan of the West!
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Ha! I love it. I wouldn't have known this without searching, but looks like pick-your-own patches are common there too
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Yes, but they call them lorries
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Daily KOS
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I'm so sorry, Karen! What a violation
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PSA: you can’t get on the train if I can’t get off the train! 📽️: @babymcgoo.bsky.social