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Joshua J. Friedman

@joshuajfriedman.com

Freelance writer and editor. Formerly of The Atlantic, Boston Review. Copy chief at Columbia Magazine.

created April 27, 2023

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Profile picture Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. (@sarahmackattack.bsky.social) reposted

Today we saw LOTS of good critters, including this stunner of a powdered dagger moth caterpillar. Apparently the caterpillars in this species can be all different colors and to some extent hair configurations, looking at the iNaturalist pictures. Very cool to see!

1/9/2025, 7:35:23 PM | 101 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

100%

1/9/2025, 6:55:16 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I'm ashamed to admit that I hadn't realized that Toronto had such a large and long-running one!

1/9/2025, 6:12:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Gift link! cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...

1/9/2025, 5:50:33 PM | 60 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Oooo, yes! Here you go: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...

1/9/2025, 5:50:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Hooray!!

1/9/2025, 5:45:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

That photo is perfection! Wishing you many delicious tortes this fall

1/9/2025, 5:43:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

HEY NYC! The great @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social dancing on the @jcod3.bsky.social float at the West Indian Day Parade! #CuomoCouldNever

1/9/2025, 4:06:36 PM | 585 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

True-crime mysteries bring families together!

1/9/2025, 4:43:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(But yes)

1/9/2025, 4:14:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I don’t believe there’s a teaspoon of flour left in your house!!

1/9/2025, 4:14:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

Overheard at the Park Slope Food Coop: ME: I’m buying all these Italian plums so I can finally make the plum-torte recipe everyone talks about. YOUNG CHECKOUT WORKER: (knowingly) Is it a TikTok thing?

8/9/2023, 10:49:05 PM | 69 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

September is the time for Marian Burros's plum torte cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/3783...

The Times published Marian Burros's recipe for Plum Torte every September from 1983 until 1989, when the editors determined that enough was enough. The recipe was to be printed for the last time that year. Photo of Marian Burros's plum torte, with golden cake and purple-red plums nestled therein
2/9/2023, 2:19:24 AM | 198 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

lolol, hope it’s spicing up the visit

1/9/2025, 4:03:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

No, the conduct in court isn’t the problem in this situation

1/9/2025, 3:38:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com)

It makes me emotional to see Judge Sooknanan showing that she values each individual child’s life at a moment when this administration is doing exactly the opposite

1/9/2025, 3:29:55 PM | 1831 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted

my 75 year old mother is out today 🫡

protest sign that says WORKERS OVER BILLIONAIRES with two American flags taped to it Reverse side of the protest sign reads FREE DC!!
1/9/2025, 3:11:59 PM | 268 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chigeek.bsky.social (@chigeek.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day! I’d like to think my great-grandfather, an immigrant from what’s now the Czech Republic, was able to have a decent life because he was in the sheet metal union. Workers unite!

1/9/2025, 3:01:39 PM | 76 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

A bunch of them had originally been transported to TX from California

1/9/2025, 5:12:07 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Offer them $20 if they'll cover any ER bill

1/9/2025, 4:36:33 AM | 70 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/dana...

1/9/2025, 4:33:15 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

We don't, but a number of the children who were named plaintiffs had been in foster care in California, so it's possible they're being flown cross-country

1/9/2025, 4:31:23 AM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I'm worried what's going to happen to you when you've run out of things to bake

1/9/2025, 4:01:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

That is too many!!

1/9/2025, 3:51:18 AM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com)

NEW: All but 1 of the Guatemalan children have been returned to HHS's Office of Refugee Resettlement, DOJ tells Judge Sooknanan, and the fourth will be returned in approx. 3 hrs. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

1/9/2025, 3:49:52 AM | 462 108 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

It appears that hundreds were being prepared to be sent back to Guatemala, but only 76 had been loaded onto the plane or planes by the time the judge issued her order to stop

1/9/2025, 3:34:09 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I always enjoyed this dustjacket from another bundling book from the same time or slightly earlier

A dustjacket with black and white text within the gold silhouette of a headboard and bedframe. The text reads: BUNDLING its origin, progress & decline in America by Henry Reed Stiles An authoritative account of this charming Colonial custom, told with wisdom and wit
1/9/2025, 3:32:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christine (@klaxoncomms.com) reposted

I am really grateful that I get to live in such a pretty place. #Vancouver

Ocean and mountains as the sun sets
1/9/2025, 3:06:06 AM | 205 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

All we know is that of the 10 named plaintiffs (representing the much larger putative class of ~600), most were about 16, and one was 10

1/9/2025, 3:05:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

UPDATE: The indefatigable Judge Sooknanan orders DOJ to file an update when the last 4 children have been returned to the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement.

MINUTE ORDER: In light of the Defendants' 10 Status Report, the Court ORDERS the Defendants to file a further status report notifying this Court when all putative class members are returned to ORR custody. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak)
1/9/2025, 3:02:41 AM | 397 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

The Office of Refugee Resettlement within the Department of Health and Human Services. It has responsibility for unaccompanied non-citizen children.

1/9/2025, 3:00:11 AM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW: 72 of the 76 Guatemalan children previously boarded onto planes have been returned to ORR custody, per DOJ, with the remaining 4 expected to be returned in the next 15 min. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

THIRD STATUS REPORT Defendants hereby provide notice that all but four of the putative class members have been returned to ORR custody. Transfer of the remaining four minors is expected to be completed at approximately 11:00pm EDT. In addition, one minor that is likely a member of the putative class, who was not placed on the planes at issue today, was issued a voluntary departure order and is expected to be placed in ORR custody sometime tomorrow. Respectfully submitted this August 31, 2025. s/ Drew C. Ensign DREW C. ENSIGN Deputy Assistant Attorney General
1/9/2025, 2:45:24 AM | 1647 370 | View on Bluesky | view

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Internet Archive! ia800805.us.archive.org/view_archive...

1/9/2025, 2:36:48 AM | 88 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robyn Swirling (@rswirling.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is what a regular traffic stop looks like in DC now.

1/9/2025, 2:14:47 AM | 268 126 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Corinne Blalock (@corinneblalock.bsky.social) reposted

first signs of Fall means it’s time to buy tickets for the Yo La Tengo Hanukkah shows

1/9/2025, 1:26:35 AM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan wants another update at 10:45 p.m. ET to confirm that all members of the putative class of Guatemalan children are back in ORR custody. The presumption of irregularity at work!

MINUTE ORDER: In light of the Defendants' 9 Status Report, the Court ORDERS the Defendants to file a further status report by August 31, 2025, at 10:45 PM. The report should address whether all putative class members are in ORR custody. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak)
1/9/2025, 1:11:29 AM | 234 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(I deleted an earlier version of this post because I've concluded that the discrepancy between the numbers 76 and 600 isn't a cause for concern. The latter is an estimate of the number of children in the entire putative class—those the govt intends to remove—but they weren't all on planes yet.)

1/9/2025, 1:01:34 AM | 141 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children should be back in the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement by 10:30 p.m. ET. It counts 76 children who had been boarded onto planes at the time the court blocked their removal. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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1/9/2025, 12:57:10 AM | 282 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

True! Could be

1/9/2025, 12:36:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Me too!! I was 100% with you

31/8/2025, 11:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan orders the govt to file another status report by 8:30 p.m. ET tonight on whether all the Guatemalan children are in custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement.

MINUTE ORDER: In light of the Defendants' 8 Status Report, the Court ORDERS the Defendants to file a further status report by August 31, 2025, at 8:30 PM. The report should address whether all putative class members are in ORR custody. If all putative class members are not in ORR custody by that time, the Defendants should advise at what time today they expect transfer to ORR custody to be completed. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak)
31/8/2025, 11:04:31 PM | 133 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(But I also take your points!)

31/8/2025, 10:54:07 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

True, though (1) the judge recessed the hearing twice so Ensign could communicate her orders to the relevant people and ask them about the deplaning process, and (2) Ensign said in the hearing that he'd missed the judge's latest order because he hadn't yet made an appearance, so urgency was clear

31/8/2025, 10:53:05 PM | 42 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Previously: bsky.app/profile/josh...

31/8/2025, 10:33:51 PM | 101 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

One of my rare correct predictions! bsky.app/profile/josh...

31/8/2025, 10:33:19 PM | 170 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com)

NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children have been removed from the planes and are "in the process" of being returned to custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

STATUS REPORT AND RESPONSE TO ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE Defendants hereby provide notice that all of the class members that were on planes today have been deplaned and are in the process of being returned to ORR custody. Defendants will provide an additional update once that transfer to ORR custody has been completed and confirmed, which Defendants expect will occur today. Because Defendants had not yet entered an appearance, they had not received notice of this Court's order requiring a status report by 4:00pm and thus were not aware of it. Defendants have now entered an appearance and will respond to any additional court orders. Respectfully submitted this August 31, 2025. s/ Drew C. Ensign DREW C. ENSIGN
31/8/2025, 10:31:06 PM | 850 236 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

UPDATE: Drew Ensign just filed a notice of appearance in the case, so I suspect we'll get that status update momentarily.

Screenshot of notice of appearance. (It doesn't have any substantive content.)
31/8/2025, 10:28:11 PM | 110 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I predict that the govt is going to use the excuse that it hasn't yet officially made an "appearance" in the court / filing system, so it isn't getting electronic updates—but whose fault is that

31/8/2025, 9:47:38 PM | 212 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW: Judge Sooknanan now orders the govt to explain why it has failed to meet her 4 p.m. ET deadline to give a status update on the Guatemalan children who are supposed to be removed from planes and returned to Office of Refugee Resettlement custody.

31/8/2025, 9:46:25 PM | 629 223 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

It's not that we *think* they don't rhyme. They *don't* rhyme in our English.

31/8/2025, 8:33:55 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

👀 ⌛

31/8/2025, 8:31:12 PM | 151 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Five min into Love Is Blind UK reunion and we already need revised power rankings @minakimes.bsky.social @daviddennisjr.bsky.social

31/8/2025, 8:21:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

UPDATE: Judge Sooknanan asks the govt for a status update WITHIN THE HOUR on the status of removing the Guatemalan children from planes, after previously asking for an update without a specified time

MINUTE ORDER: In light of the Motion Hearing held on August 31, 2025, the Court ORDERS the Defendants to file a status report by August 31, 2025, at 4:00 PM. The report should address the current status of the deplaning of putative class members. If all class members have not been deplaned and moved back to the custody of ORR by that time, the Defendants should advise when they expect that to occur. Signed by Judge Sparkle L. Sooknanan on 8/31/2025. (Icak)
31/8/2025, 7:19:36 PM | 489 94 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

This is why I stick to G&S

31/8/2025, 6:47:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

A donkey named hee-haw!

31/8/2025, 6:36:46 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

More shawarma trucks could fix this

31/8/2025, 6:35:23 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

It's why Americans don't get why Eeyore is named that!

31/8/2025, 6:32:35 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Everything is Hotdish.

Sign for Paella Depot that says “The Hotdish of Spain”
31/8/2025, 5:59:48 PM | 243 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(Hearing ends)

31/8/2025, 5:59:22 PM | 190 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: I will look forward to the govt's status report, hopefully today, that all the children have been removed from the planes and returned to ORR custody. I want to take a moment to thank my courtroom staff, who I called at 2:30 a.m., who have been working on Labor Day wknd, and my law clerks

31/8/2025, 5:59:04 PM | 661 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: I have done all I can to make a decision based on what's in front of me. I will continue to be here and act expeditiously. I am trying to do the best *I* can to fulfill *my* obligations as an Article III judge.

31/8/2025, 5:56:54 PM | 393 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Judge: I got a call at 2:36 a.m. because the govt chose this time on a holiday weekend to execute this plan. I have been up since then. I haven't been able to reach anyone from govt until this morning at 9:30 a.m. So absent this intervention, all children would already have been sent to Guatemala!

31/8/2025, 5:55:12 PM | 1076 331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: My understanding is we have two paths. One is removal, the other is voluntary departure. Protections are recognition of the fact that this population is incredibly vulnerable. And I don't see anything in what you're saying to me that overrides those protections.

31/8/2025, 5:53:56 PM | 302 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: During recess, I read provision you cited and then the complaint. Every one of 10 named plaintiffs says they are *afraid* of being sent back to Guatemala. (Reads aloud from declarations.) Doesn't line up with what govt is saying. This is why we have courts.

31/8/2025, 5:53:33 PM | 410 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

We're back! Judge: All right, Mr. Ensign, do you have an update for me? DOJ: Yes, I've spoken with HHS and confirmed that plan is to deplane the children and return them to ORR custody during TRO Judge: OK. Will you file a status report on the docket to confirm when that's happened? DOJ: Yes

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Even if it gives Melania the romance she's been dreaming of?

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Profile picture Selena Larson (@selenalarson.bsky.social) reposted

Seen on my run in Rock Creek Park today. Parking lot near Beach and Tilden. Paper taped on over a Harris 2024 sign.

THREE PEOPLE WERE KIDNAPED HERE SUNDAY AUG 24 BY MASKED | < FEDERAL AGENTS
31/8/2025, 5:19:48 PM | 2230 673 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anjali Dayal (@anjalikdayal.bsky.social) reposted

there’s a reply here that says fuck ‘em up judge sparkle and boy is that good energy for us all

31/8/2025, 5:12:40 PM | 209 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: Let's recess and let Mr. Ensign find out the situation with children on planes and whether they plan to deplane and return to custody and if so when, so we can get status reports DOJ: OK, I'll try to find out, and again, the planes will not be leaving

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: I don't want there to be any ambiguity in what I'm ordering or what the govt is expected to do. Plaintiffs: Because of multiple misunderstandings that have resulted in irreparable harm, I would like to extend hearing until children have been removed from plane.

31/8/2025, 5:23:36 PM | 406 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(Judge setting expedited schedule for accelerated preliminary injunction briefing)

31/8/2025, 5:23:11 PM | 192 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Judge: You won't be able to remove any of these children before we finish this briefing DOJ: We understand Judge: Plaintiffs, how long do you need for response? Plaintiffs: If they file on Friday, we can reply Monday

31/8/2025, 5:20:24 PM | 244 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: I have declarations contrary to what you're saying today. How do I resolve those? DOJ: Sounds like needs to be resolved through briefing Judge: OK, schedule? DOJ: File brief on Friday Judge: I was thinking earlier, but if that's the time you need ...

31/8/2025, 5:19:15 PM | 217 13 | View on Bluesky | view

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Judge: Mr. Ensign, are you saying this reunification provision overrides requirements? DOJ: Not overrides, but distinct provision with own process Judge: You think protections are inapplicable? DOJ: Yes, don't prevent children's reunification with parents

31/8/2025, 5:17:40 PM | 217 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge: And from plaintiffs' situation, you don't think that's true? Plaintiffs: Your honor, we know that's not true. Named plaintiff isn't in that situation. And even if someone were in this situation, wouldn't negate requirement of appearing before immigration judge.

31/8/2025, 5:16:34 PM | 336 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Plaintiffs: No. Possible some children might be in that situation, but everything we could find on short notice is children not in this situation. Judge: Mr. Ensign you saying that *all* these children have parents who are requesting their return to Guatemala? DOJ: That's what I've been told

31/8/2025, 5:15:21 PM | 292 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge Sooknanan: Mr. Ensign, tell me your position on what the govt is here, given the legal protections? DOJ: These are not "removals" under the statutes. These are "repatriations" under 6 USC 279 (b)(1)(H). The US is facilitating requests from Guatemalan parents to return their children.

31/8/2025, 5:13:10 PM | 253 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Plaintiffs: Our understanding is that the planes are on the ground in Texas, but the children are still on the planes. Judge Sooknanan: Mr. Ensign, do you understand why? DOJ: I do not, maybe contingent on this hearing

31/8/2025, 5:09:09 PM | 309 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

If you want more details that I'm not transcribing, check out @annabower.bsky.social and @kyledcheney.bsky.social's excellent reporting!

31/8/2025, 5:08:08 PM | 254 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

(Judge Sooknanan is now listing all the calls she made to the US govt at ~3 a.m. after hearing from plaintiffs)

31/8/2025, 5:06:41 PM | 363 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge Sooknanan: Great, so your understanding is that all children are still in the country, even if a plane took off and landed again DOJ: Correct

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DOJ: I have transmitted your order both to TK and to DHS, and I don't believe there will be an issue. Judge: Have any flights departed? DOJ: My understanding is that all flights are on the ground. Judge: Is it possible that any flights department? DOJ: It's possible one took off and returned

31/8/2025, 5:05:11 PM | 346 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge Sooknanan: Are you aware that I have issued an order on the docket about the putative class? DOJ / Drew Ensign: I have not, your honor Judge Sooknanan: I want you take 5 minutes now to look at that order and circulate that through the govt/DHS (Hearing pauses)

31/8/2025, 5:01:55 PM | 479 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Judge Sooknanan has ordered the Trump admin not to deport any members of the class of Guatemalan children while she is hearing the case

MINUTE ORDER: The Court has reviewed the Plaintiffs' Complaint, Motion for Temporary Restraining Order, and Motion to Certify Class. Given the exigent circumstances, it has determined that an immediate Order is warranted to maintain the status quo until a hearing can be set. The Plaintiffs have satisfied the four factors governing the issuance of preliminary relief, including irreparable harm from transportation outside the United States. In light of the Plaintiffs' 2 A Motion for TRO and the Plaintiffs' 6 A Motion to Certify Class, the Court further ORDERS that the Defendants shall not transfer, repatriate, remove, or otherwise facilitate the transport of any Plaintiff or member of the putative class from the United States for 14 days absent further Order of the Court. The Court ORDERS that the Defendants cease any ongoing efforts to transfer, repatriate, remove, or otherwise facilitate the transport of any Plaintiff or member of the putative class from the United States. The putative class includes all Guatemalan unaccompanied minors in Department of Health and Human Services Office of Refugee Resettlement custody as of 1:02 AM on August 31, 2025, the time of the filing of the Complaint, who are not subject to an executable final order of removal.
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HAPPENING NOW: Judge Sparkle Sooknanan holds an emergency hearing as the Trump admin is reportedly trying—imminently—to deport hundreds of Guatemalan children without required process or access to representation. www.courtlistener.com/docket/71240...

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Profile picture Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

BREAKING: Judge Sooknanan says the children are being removed right now so has advanced today’s hearing to 12:30pm. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Classic late-onset conjoined twins

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Hope you find more tomorrow if you didn't get enough today!

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Oh my goodness! You actually found it, then? And does this mean the end of your hammock days, or are you just going to start bringing it inside when you're done with it?

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Profile picture molly (@bugmom.bsky.social) reposted

hey babe couldn’t help but notice you crossing the rubicon earlier

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I think OSCOLA is standard? Do I have that right @pwnallthethings.bsky.social @stevepeers.bsky.social @seanjones.org

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I actually have to confess that I did not know till this moment that Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett were ever married, and I am still trying to wrap my head around it

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Profile picture Annie who lives here (@stellarine.bsky.social) reposted

I actually really love finding out so getting to fuck around beforehand is just a bonus

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I wish I could do something about either the polls or the marriages

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Lucky it didn't end up in the Lake Michigan of the West!

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Ha! I love it. I wouldn't have known this without searching, but looks like pick-your-own patches are common there too

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Yes, but they call them lorries

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

Daily KOS

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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reply parent

I'm so sorry, Karen! What a violation

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Profile picture Better Streets Chicago (@betterstreetschicago.org) reposted

PSA: you can’t get on the train if I can’t get off the train! 📽️: @babymcgoo.bsky.social

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