He is wearing a rubber Donald Trump mask
Yo, man, it's a lot of brothers out there flakin' and perpetratin' But scared to kick reality
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He is wearing a rubber Donald Trump mask
Robert Bollard
Can AI write scripts that aren't total garbage? If so, why are they hiding these brilliant works?
Didn't have $10?
What is going on in that goofy brain of yours?
Resign
Please stop
please stop
literally no one has ever cooked harder
Nah
People still think the Rock is a cool guy?
Do you need a tissue
I'm preheating the oven
Can we leave the "fashionably late" arms race behind in 2024? The party starts at 7, so people will start showing up around 8 which means I'm gonna wait until 9:15 so I don't look too eager... but what if everyone else is planning the same? Better wait until 11 to be safe
Driving a manual transmission car barefoot provides an enhanced sensory experience for the true connoisseur. I feel strongly about this.
Out with Noam Chomsky and In with Pork Chopsky!
My dinner with Entendre
The most devastating technique in all of professional wrestling is to bump into someone accidentally It's lights out when this move lands
She blindsided me with science Science!
I was minding my business, dropping some freestyle rhymes on the street corner when a group of hip "urban" youths overheard me. They turn their heads and in unison say "...Nani?!? Unc is White? How can he be this fresh?" They gave me a cookout pass, but made me promise not to show you.
Lol bum
Remember when MadTV did their "The Fat Matrix" sketch? It was in poor taste.
Lol, please keep all of your thoughts to yourself. You've done enough damage already.
West Kelowna was hoping to raise tax revenue by adding tolls to roads, but the community didn't like the sound of a Butt Toll Road
Think again haters
7-11 is an inside job!
Mike D invented chopped and screwed
Credit to Paul Wall for rapping "Discombobulate ya fuel pump"
If your opinion differs from mine, it is irresponsible of you to not caveat it with every possible exception. For example, if you think our reliance on oil is bad overall, you simply must list everything good about oil first and admit you are probably wrong or you are unserious and reductive.
People can talk to each other and share their experiences
2024 is my year, mf'ers, fyi
People don't like it when you try to sound like you're making naughty innuendos when they asked you a factual question. "You'll want to take the left on Walnut Drive, if ya catch my drift big guy, heh heh heh."
2024 is the year my haters become my waiters at the table of success.
Rewatching Jay Z Fade to Black. They credit Jay with selling the Garden out by his own damn self... and then they spend 90 minutes dragging every rapper in the tri state area on stage
I hope you are playing Celebration by Kool and the Gang on repeat for the next 90 minutes
How often do you wear the shirt in your pic?
I recently invested in a top of the line, internet enabled, walk in humidor for my new vacation home. Once I buy some Bitcoin and send it to the hackers that locked me inside, it will become a walk out humidor too. #bluecollarproblems
Has anyone been talking about the movie Billie Elliot, but said Billy Madison by accident? I could only imagine the confusion the would come from that, because it probably hasn't happened l.
The skinniest tie in the courtroom, or your money back!
A Dingus ate my baby! #Australia #Ad
#Menswear
I hope the sheep was like "Hey, free ride down the hill"
Some people say "give me the confidence of a mediocre white man", but as a mediocre white man, give me the confidence of someone declaring their illness is definitely not covid
Preferring the British "The Office" is a double edged sword. Sure, it's British and more sophisticated and all that, but you are also saying you like Ricky Gervais and it's just not worth it anymore lol.
Remember Moka Only?
Thanks, I was getting tired of that guy
Uber is trying their hardest to make 90's hit songs extremely uncool
I'm going to create a Pumpkin Spice weed strain and then promptly be arrested
Sports marketing tip: Video packages telling us that the team is "hard working" doesn't sell tickets. Is the team winning? No. Is the team entertaining to watch? No. Does the team have rookies with potential? Not really. But they are hard to play against, in a non-specific way! Buy now!
Dear Redditors: If someone has a bias, you could say that they are "biased." Please stop telling me that someone "is bias" or "you are bias." Are all these people declining the autocorrect suggestion?
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch is the hottest media property in the world over the past 36 hours. #HollywoodTruth
i have to go to the bathroom
"I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be" McCartney flexing so hard, like oh you bought a nice car? Well, Mother Mary herself is my personal entertainer and advisor. Because she wants to be. Suck on that.
Anything less would be uncivilized
I bought a pair of kinda nice headphones and now I need to replace my whole music collection with lossless flac whatever whatever
Apropos of nothing, the Edmonton Oilers are my least favorite hockey team
"Cheese meat cheese cheese meat and that's it I'd be so broke up if we broke up, but this burger's bigger than our relationship" You gotta live by a code
Am I allowed to say Cracker on here
The all gas no brakes dude is back from hiding with a vid on the Q Anon Shaman for some reason. I guess he is just gonna pretend the last year hasn't happened and that this stuff is still in any way relevant.
I am raising awareness for Hungry Bone Syndrome (HBS). I didn't know this was a real thing until just now, and now you know too.
Society is really going downhill. When I was a young lad, I could head over to CrackStreams and feel good about pirating some content. I just can't say the same for MethStreams. Says alot about society, man.
Keep doubling down
After a decade together, congrats to Dane for finally doing the respectable thing and making it official! Cheers!
Rent is coming up, so make an offer on my prized Supreme wind breaker. Shipping is extra, you ghouls!
Higher risk means higher reward in a precise 1:1 ratio, and crypto is looking hella risky. Time to go all in and get rich baby!
My Grandpa took me to this game 💪
Be the change you want to see in the world
Oh no, someone is bringing Brainworms over from twitter!
“Doc, I’m depressed. LIfe is harsh, and cruel." The doctor lights up. The treatment is simple. “The great actor Arnold Schwarzenegger is taking calls” the doctor says, “Call him! He'll sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “Eaughh Maria, get to the Choppa! I'm Arnold.”
Should I stock up now before they get taken off the market like original recipe 4loko?
Late night kitty posting hours
Yoo what you up too lil guy?
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
Fresh bunny pic. Get in on the ground floor on this furry pal.
Apple should stop intentionally messing up messages from Android phones.
I'm hearing that the Murphy Group has some interest too, but they should be considered a darkhorse as they cash flow issues after the flop of Queens Boulevard 3
There was a brief period where Men's fashion went into the low rise pants trend (even on otherwise conservative dress pants) and I hope and pray that never returns. I want to be able to tuck in my shirt, and I can never erase the pain of seeing my uncle in low rise jeans.
Photographer Captures People's Reactions When They Are Called "Binch"
I feel uncomfortable with the topic so I am just to going to stay out of it and go to bed
We gotta look out for our little buds
I ain't playing here.
