Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
Call me Tommy. Graphic designer stuck in the Florida panhandle, Tabletop gaming enthusiast, he/him, the good kind of weird
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Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future.
Well, shit. . .
When you make one guy the keystone of your whole plan to take over a nation, you don't want to admit he's crumbling.
Oscar-nominated Canadian First Nations actor Graham Greene has died at 73 years old.
My favorite was the one where aliens like the three magi came down to learn about Christmas.
I think with the correct combination of chemical assistance, he could deliver the sort of odd rambling statement we've become accustomed to. Then they'll hustle all the cameras away, take off the harness keeping him upright and it's back to bed.
Newsom is Trump for the Democratic party. I mean, he's literally Trump, but a Democrat. He would do everything Trump is doing, but he would be a Democrat.
Must read. MUST READ. 👇🏻
I listen to "Knowledge Fight" and can't wait to hear how Alex Jones deals with all this.
And some people will try to insist you can only buy a snap-in genital that matches your gender assigned at birth. But I'm sure a lot of women will want a snap-in-cock just for the speed and convenience of peeing while standing. Many men will have secret snap-in vaginas.
Of course, you'll need a phone app to make them functional and there will be monthly subscription fees. And some will be designed to only work with genitals from the same provider. And there will be sudden spontaneous fires from cheap imported knockoff genitals. (cont)
Tech stores will have a back room for adults only, like Blockbuster Video had back in the day. There will be backlit walls lined with genitals. There will be all sorts of extra features like internal lighting. Men will want their snap-in cocks to make lightsaber noises. (cont)
I think the next big technological innovation will be snap-in genitals. You'll be able to get a socket installed and click in the genitals of your choice. They'll be synthetic at first, but you'll be able to get lab-grown flesh genitals, eventually. . . . Lab-grown from celebrity DNA. (cont)
What happened to the exosuits that would help people with disabilities and allow healthcare workers to easily lift and move patients? That would be truly innovative life-changing technology. But of course, it has a limited market. It's not something you can sell to everyone.
Hey #dragoncon folks! Some wonderful person bought all of this merch from the Crow Time table and then accidentally left it at a booth near us. It was turned into Lost and Found then over to me. If you are missing your swag and can verify the purchase, please DM me so I can mail it back to you!
Step 1: Use tariffs to cause construction supply issues Step 2: Throw the economy into turmoil Step 3: Use ICE to disrupt the construction labor supply Step 4: Declare "housing shortage crisis" Step 5: Give out a lot of sweet no-bid contracts to solve the "crisis"
Israeli forces have killed a pregnant Palestinian and her unborn baby near Shati refugee camp amid their ongoing large-scale attacks on Gaza City aje.io/3ndkh8
Wanting more nutritious school lunches is exactly the same as taking away life-saving vaccines.
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A message from my friend Tasneem in Gaza: "This is how the streets of Gaza look." The civilians are under constant siege and starving without aid. Their only means to buy the scarce food is direct donations. Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her family. And to others. 💗 tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
You didn't get Cow Tools for your 14th birthday? What kind of parents did you have?
I like "twat."
I was saying, Why?"
I'm not sure I want to?
The World Bank has noted that Guyana has the world’s fastest growing economy, with gross domestic product increases averaging around 15% annually in the past six years. https://to.pbs.org/3JIsY7i
The World Bank and International Monetary Fund are loan sharks. They shouldn't be allowed to "lend" money to poor nations.
As CDC leaders are forced out, it's becoming clear that if you want a life saving vaccine Americans are screwed. But if you want beef tallow candy colored with cacti lice, this is your time. Watch my latest deep dive into everything RFK Jr. has destroyed. youtu.be/yhr6Kwgrnhs
Nine former CDC directors, from Bill Foege onward, speak out about the incalculable harm that RFK, Jr. is doing to public health in the US and around the world. Gift link.
Oh, come on! That was totally believable and not suspicious at all!
The people who voted for Trump literally wan to see America destroyed because it's not the America they want it to be. Like children destroying toys because they have to share them with other kids they don't like and thinking they can build new toys only for themselves from the debris
Maybe it will happen during the ceremony.
the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...
My employer reimburses up to $80 when you buy steel-toed safety boots. I used to spend around $40 on the best shitty boots I could find that would last 2 to 3 months. Now I spend $120 on boots that last 4 years or more and get $80 back.
TRANSLATION: "People on Bluesky call me out on my bullshit and I don't like it."
I had no idea who this person was 10 minutes ago and now at least 15% of my bandwidth is devoted to hating his guts.
I mean, he hasn't looked good for a while, but he's looking rough even by his usual standatds.
This is why I find the redistricting efforts concerning, but worrying. By the time the midterms roll around, the GOP will have pissed off enough people that the gerrymandering won't matter.
Look, people throw stuff out of second-story windows in the Whitehouse all the time. It's practically an everyday occurrence. Nothing to see, here.
I'm sure they'll come up with a perfectly reasonable explanation
Thinking of the emissions alone. All those parents idling their cars for hours. Oof.
"Why Transgender People Aren't Feeling Gavin Newsom" Because he's Trump with a "D" after his name on the ballot. Mystery solved.
His worrying about getting into Heaven was the sign that gave me hope.
Take care.
The thing about Hitler is he was just some asshole. People like him are a dime a dozen. He wasn't as smart or manipulative as he was made out to be. He wasn't the mastermind of the nazi movement. He was a good tool for people with a nazi ideological agenda to use for their own ends.
Revoking an entire nationality’s visas is collective punishment and never acceptable — especially in this moment when millions of Palestinians lack equal rights, basic healthcare, and so much more at home, forcing them out of the US is unfathomably cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
The goal of the people who made the tech was to rob people of their livelihoods.
@jthomasalbert.bsky.social My friend, do you see my words and think about donating to escape from the war? Any amount can help me secure today's food. We are dying of hunger~
Tell me the AI bros aren't all eugenicists.
I'm sure Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, etc. came up with at least a few clever jokes in their lifetimes. I would neither laugh at them nor repeat them.
Girl. . . you'll be a ronin, SOON
During "Occupy Wallstreet" there was a famous incident of rich assholes dining on a balcony raising their champagne glasses to the marchers below. They should have been so worried a molotov would come flying at their stupid faces they fled inside. The rich are too comfortable and feel untouchable.
LEVER TIME: How billionaires are trying to physically secede from the society they own. The New Yorker’s Evan Osnos shows how worker exploitation buys gigayachts, bunkers & spaceships — all powered by sociopathic greed & a desire to leave us behind. www.levernews.com/the-grotesqu...
I don't care how it happens, but if it's funny, that's a cherry on top.
This photo was taken of miners at the end of their shift during the Gilded Age before they were unionized. This Labor Day remember the blood, sweat, and tears that those before us paid to give the working class the basic rights we enjoy today. #UnionStrong #HappyLaborDay #NoGodsNoMasters
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE!
Anyone who claims to be an "AI artist" should be legally required to produce one piece of art without the aid of AI to prove they're only using AI as a "tool" and not to just steal the work of real artists.
MOSHI IS MISSING IN FAIRVIEW, NJ: last seen at Anderson Avenue and 7th Street. He's 11 pounds and chipped: 985113009818149. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MOSHI!
Deergirl chasers are fine as long as they don't keep the shed antlers. It shows they're hot for antlers, not for you.
You can trace basically every inane ritual of the legal profession back to "white guys didn't want Black people or women in the office"
During Jim Crow, many states mandated that anyone seeking to register to vote or apply to a state university had to have multiple voters/alumni “vouch” for their character. It was an easy if unsubtle way to maintain all-white (or mostly-white) institutions
When Alice drank herself to death, Hank didn't even tell Dennis that his mother was dead. He moved to Switzerland, and remarried. Dennis grew up alone. Served in Vietnam and came back struggling with PTSD, poverty, and trauma only to see his own face in papers, tv shows, toys, and merchandise.
Who's the worst cartoon character? I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics. It's gonna take a thread.
Stephen Miller's meltdown was easily contradicted by experts after he tried to justify deporting a 10-year-old orphan.
The Guardian has today printed the names, and where possible, images, of all the media workers killed in Gaza, as part of an international day of action involving more than 150 media organisations. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
She was arrested on the morning of Feb. 20 at her home in Charlotte while caring for her three younger siblings — the youngest of whom has autism — while her mother was at work.
NEW: A dark money group Is secretly funding high-profile Democratic influencers, offering influencers up to $8,000 a month to push the party line. All they have to do is keep it secret—and agree to restrictions on their content. a truly wild story from @taylorlorenz.bsky.social for @wired.com:
Everything we take for granted — weekends, paid vacations, sick leave, safer workplaces, health care — exists because of unions.
U.S. Suspends Visas for Palestinian Passport Holders, Officials Say www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
Federal agents in DC have been starting dangerous car cases for small stuff like tinted windows. The chases violate DC police policy. Out of 10 cases, six ended in a crash. One car had a minor in back. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Like game hunters rushing to bag their trophy before it becomes illegal to hunt the quarry.
Israeli forces struck the Al-Ghafri intersection in central Gaza City, killing and wounding many people, including children.
NEW: A week or so ago, one federal agent kept popping up in videos from Trump's violent DC crackdown—so @jsweetli.bsky.social and I investigated. Turns out he's a 26-year-old US Parks Police officer, a lesser known law enforcement unit currently championed by Interior Sec. Doug Burnum. Our report:
Amid a wave of mass shootings, Florida cracks down on chalk
We need an animal like the Punxsutawney Phil. Something that could emerge from its burrow/nest/lair/whatever, look around to see if it's happened yet then either slink dejectedly back inside or break into a dance, depending on whether or not it's happened yet. Burrowing owl, maybe?
Jesus fucking christ. The Trump administration tried to send a bunch of children to Guatemala at 3 am and justified it by saying that the kids just wanted to return to their parents in Guatemala, but the kids actually told the court that they are afraid of being sent back to Guatemala.
I hope Florida does it. I know it's mostly red and there's a lot of MAGAS here, but there are also a lot of Republican-voting vulnerable people here.
You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".
Absolutely stunned this hasn't gotten a video game adaptation yet. Like, a "Batman: Arkham" style game. Maybe they're worried the movie created so many tropes borrowed by video games they're worried people will think it's ripping off from everyone else?
Not all that surprising, really. It seems like the sort of job you'd pay someone else to do.
A Chicago alderman and Democrat is (once again) attacking a Jewish woman for daring to challenge our leaders for taking AIPAC and dark-money funded trips — by calling her “Jew-hating.” And this is why some of us have never bought into the “vote blue no matter who” narrative. Who DOES matter.
Some real journalism into the state of New Orleans’ “protection” 20 years after the last protective system failed: thelensnola.org/2025/08/26/r...
Broken record territory rapidly approaching, but once again: Homelessness is not a societal inevitability. It's a policy failure. This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses. We just don't want to do it.
I've just been calling him "Babykiller Bobby."
"Mister Blue Sky" and "Please Don't Feel too Bad."
Our shelly friends thank you. I didn't know these things either unril we got a pet tortoise.
“They knocked out one of my teeth. They messed up my knees. They messed up my ribs.” Now free, the Venezuelan men the Trump administration sent to El Salvador want the world to know what they lived through.
Not wthout some rubber bands it won't.
Oh my god! We may need one of these! We have a cleaning brush we use on our tortoise. We just press it lightly on her back and she scrubs herself back and forth against it.. I feel guilty because we never seem to use it long enough or often enough for her.
They can also bleed if scratched.
Now you can eat the chili made with Guatemalan insanity peppers.
ICE reportedly took 15 people in that Studio City car wash raid. But in their statement they claim they arrested 4 undocumented people. That means they rounded up as many as 11 legal residents who they had NO RIGHT to arrest bsky.app/profile/lata...
Dinosaur fight!
Jesus, he looks like two different guys got mashed together.
A scientist who resigned from the CDC this week warned that RFK Jr. has shown signs he believes in eugenics.
And kittens learning to climb.
When the day finally comes, I can imagine a lot of close associates will hurriedly throw clothes, cash & jewels into suitcases and flee the country in fake beards and big sunglasses.