Wyld Stallions! San Dimas High School football does- indeed— rule
Wyld Stallions! San Dimas High School football does- indeed— rule
I sure hope the Democratic Party leadership understands and remembers this next time they beg Black women to carry the weight of democracy.
Mick Jones spit on my head in 1982. And no, I haven’t washed my hair since.
That’s a worthwhile revolution
I don’t like Sleater-Kinney especially, but I’ve never quite grasped why —in comparison— Scrawl didn’t get their due. Lots of label complications, but Scrawl did it earlier and better
They’re so criminally underrated!
Kyle, you were so close!
Botox and chardonnay to the rescue, thus!
Oh Lukas, just come out already; you’ll be much happier
Susan Collins is very concerned to hear you speak like that
That was an impressive outing.
Subway stock just went up
**”racist authoritarian power grab again… Fixed it for ya, Elizabeth
Wow! Her hands were bigger!
Agreed. Not sarcastic to you at all. I was shocked to not see it brought up in any of the “news reports”. Trump’s attacks on black women are incredibly consistent.
Dead trump us fine. Live Stephen Miller and Leonard Leo will still produce their toxic swill
I came here to note the obvious move (again)- thanks for noting the racist strategy
You’re correct and, also, you won’t get props from me for being a “movement conservative.” That said, I grew up in VT where politics were issue based, neither movement nor party. One could, vote coherently in the same election for republicans, democrats, and a socialist independent.
Yesterday, eg, I went go-karting with a friend — super fast and awesome!— and I was curious to learn our speed. Quick to google: Distance/time= speed. Sure. The AI response made every calculation wrong, amplifying the error. We were not averaging 224mph Just 38
I’m going to hold my breath until the 5-4 decision comes out
No airbags: 78% manual transmissions, an rc cola bottle rolling around on the passenger side floor, cigarette lighters, 8-track In cars. Dodooop
Is he talking about a thing? Or, like Schrödinger’s president, is he spewing random gibberish about a non-thing?
I just hope that, in the long tradition of burying people with the things they’ll need in their afterlife, he’s got a cock buried in his throat; that’s karma. Maybe next time he’ll come back better
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In Philly, we usually just chant “Dallas Sucks!” Happens at baseball games, elementary school concerts, waiting in line for a cheesesteak at Dallesandros. Whenever there’s a quiet moment, people fill it in br crapping on Dallas. But really… Texas sucks
All these shout outs have wrecked what’s left of my hearing
We all have strong concerns about Graham
Pete’s going to break his nose doing pull ups like that. Sad
Step aside. You never had a right to a dog in the game and lost any credibility you ever had. You’re like the shitty younger sibling who keeps crashing the party and gets turned out
Crazy times when your secret weapon is something you’re incapable of doing. Me? I can fly and have x-ray vision
Y’know, if Paolo were clever he could tell trump that he won’t share the rapey stories and parlay this appointment into lucrative business opportunities
It’s not like fascism is a magical, cross-the-threshold event. Why does the technical term even matter? Like “genocide” vs “not quite a genocide” it’s kind of fundamentally a spurious distinction that begs the question, how shitty does it need to be before you smell it?
The world be so much better if only he hadn’t so craved handjobs from 13 year olds
You post this, and give fucking a bad name
I will listen.
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True, pasta is much better with salt
He’s such a disaster. Doesn’t even know, “ don’t shoot the heroine.”
Start barking
Jim Acosta speaks to the dead. What’s your superpower?
It’s so sad that the president didn’t fall off a ship to celebrate.
I’d love to see a delegate say —not in English— “you stupid shitbags are evil. The future will never muster enough urine to drown your graves in the piss you deserve.” And then watch the translator try to drive that one through the earhole.
Bitch wearing Wranglers
Uranium weighs less on the moon, so that’s a plus, but we’ll need a really long extension cord to tap that electricity. Staffing the power plant could be a challenge too, though nothing a millennia on LinkedIn couldn’t solve, so all in all.. hell yeah!
It’s the Jewish Space Lasik allowing her to now see clearly
What do a bunch of eggheads know?
David Berman. Yes. It was a hard few months hearing about him, Vic Chestnutt, Mark Linkous… then discovering Jason Molina.
Could they just invite testimony, and let victims speak the truth out loud?
“I could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot the messenger I still wouldn’t lose any voters”
has anyone notified FEMA?
The gendered, even quaint language of the memo -that he may proselytize the supremacy of his myth bag- would license women to just say -politely— “bitch, get out of my face.”
Undersecretary for Health and Human Services. Easy.
I had a girlfriend for 3 minutes once. It was just okay.
Fascists now need evidence? Really? Wtf?
I hate being the “but actually” guy…I question the coffee shop’s calculation. They’re upcharging 10% not just on beans and sugar, and perhaps say cups and napkins, but also on all their labor and overhead; anything extra like non-imported almond milk vs 1/2&1/2 would get upcharged.
I first read that as gazpacho machines and was really jealous
There is moral clarity in wreaking vengeance on innocent people: it just goes by other names, like terrorism.
Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage.
Walked into a random cafe/ bar in Andora, Italy a month ago; each of the beer taps had “fuck trump” bracelet on them
Today’s word…bad
Shocked I am.
But are you driving or in the backseat screaming? I feel like I’m the fourth in the back on a friend’s lap- holding on, but will be quick through the windshield
At least humping a couch doesn’t involve trafficking minors
No one ever said “dadgum” without implicating themselves in whatever squirrel-busting hootenanny of a cousin-kissing catfight was going on.
A bit off topic or not, but it’s kind of wild —in a linguistic sense— that some words can mean the exact same thing for hundreds of years. Yet others change. Like Jim Garner driving a camaro on The Epstein Files. I loved that show in reruns as a kid.
Leg, sock, elephant, man, fuckup Brilliant, stable genius
Thank you, Jason Ringenberg.
Um, it’s not about you, Joe. You’re not getting shipped anywhere
Sketchy, sure. But what about the shooter? A willing patsy? A faked death? Or a stage crew prepped in case an event really happened?
Coldplay sucks, but it’s not their fault. “Marked safe from creepy CEO again today “
Is this a Billy Joel sing-a-long? Because, you ought to know by now…
Creepy AF, but accurate
for the record, the full quote finishes “younger side of junior prom.”
Don’t forget “quasi-nazis pretend to hate anti-semitism” week.
I’m so sick of these fucking billionaires on their planes…
Tail wags dog?
Methinks he doth protest too much. Whiny Cheetoführer
6 months? Founded on a macro-economic policy of delusional narcissism, it never had a semblance of reason and that was clear during the campaign. Hard-hitting insights NYT!!
Who thought Harvard would be ground zero for resistance? The same Harvard that threw the first Black chancellor under the bus? Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”? Stop expecting institutions to save you.
At least the base— republican, democrat, independent — is flanged.
But John Fetterman needs health care! Making him work would just not be cool with him
I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job. He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation. That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
If you highlight every line, nothing is highlighted. Just all yellow, like a lemon on paper
And with a haircut like that, these are the folks on whom we place hopes?
Can you share his phone number?
Tom Hoeman needs remedial botox if he’s going to keep up with Kristi.
Sure. But look at it this way: his side pieces collectively decided to disclose their wages, and that’s the economics he listened to instead of the workers who produce all wealth
Not the 10 Commandments. Any thing…books that discuss beetles; gym classes with floor hockey because Canada; evolution; calculus was hard for me so my kid shouldn’t suffer through it. Bring the stupid? Hell yeah. Bring the stupid.
He’s correct, but fuck his enabling soul.
Fetterman: Let’s Resign!
Thanks for the useless poetry, Cory.
Sorry, but I hate the US today.
But wait, Fetterman can step up and rescue the republicans- fear not ye right wing hoohahs!
Perhaps you recorded that ass-backing ditty?
In Philly, we say fuck off trump about as often as we say hoagie +cheesesteak+go birds combined. Often in the same sentence
All the new SpaceX rockets come standard with a “Student Driver, please be patient” sticker
Says the Golfer- in-Chief
Yep. Mannequins from Old Navy should be detaining no one.
