I drafted Jefferson and 3 straight RBs because they were the best value I could see, and then I basically sweated until Jeudy and Jamo fell to me somehow
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I drafted Jefferson and 3 straight RBs because they were the best value I could see, and then I basically sweated until Jeudy and Jamo fell to me somehow
Notable WR/RBs available in waivers: Adam Thielen, Tyjae Spears' corpse, Amari Cooper, Luther Burden III, Justice Hill, Tre Harris, Kareem Hunt and Jaylen Wright. Any stand out?
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"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.
Playing Legend of Heroes: Trails through Daybreak (my first Trails game), and felt I had to post this screenshot for some reason
play this game, cowards
I remember when this happened in The Waterboy
no, but I am a Bama fan so I've lost all sense of humor temporarily, sorry
By the Transitive Property of Jaguars/Bama Quality (something all joint Bama/Jaguars fans can attest to), Bama sucking this year means the Jaguars are going to have a scorcher of a season
they legit might be a 6-win team tops
funny joke but no, the donors would never let an Auburn guy take the reigns
saban left. simple as that
Doctor, I'm calling it. The Alabama Dynasty: 2008-2024. Bama's going 6 or 7 wins this year.
I think we can officially say goodbye to the Saban era of defense in Alabama, they've fully gone soft under the new coaching
besides, if enough of us think it, maybe it'll manifest
one again underlining the yellow underbelly of the conservative movement, where deep down they crave celebrities and cool people who are just as racist as them, to the point that they elevate third-rate and never-was actors who say the right thing
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
true story: as a like 10 year old I was scammed out of all my in-game money in... either Maple Story or Runescape (someone promised to craft good equipment for me if I provided for the costs, took everything and logged off forever) and I've never fallen for a scam since
just a ton more things...
the bar is basically on the floor
in a functional government Kennedy would never have been appointed in the first place
Making Trump parody merch is the last decade of the Democratic Party in a nutshell. They have fully ceded the parameters to him. He makes the rules, he controls the conversation. They only exist in response to him. If he didn’t exist, they would have zero identity. That’s how he’ll keep winning.
That "minimize the number of preseason snaps he takes so he can handle a snapcount approximately 1.5 larger than other players" injury
If Democratic Party can’t lead the resistance against authoritarianism, the Democratic Party will cease to exist.
If something happened to be daughter and in response I was told that she is now "with the person who loved her the most," you could not hold me legally liable for what I would do next.
This is how you react, every single time. Blame every single Republican politician in the goddamn country. They're all complicit and counting on you to listen to them bleat about decency while they allow this and every other kind of gun violence to proceed unhindered.
there's a big fucking tree in there, it's just too misty to see it, trust bro
Innocent children were praying inside a church this morning when a gunman shot and murdered them. Prayers will never bring these kids back. Or any kids murdered due to gun violence. Prayers will never heal families and communities destroyed by guns.
"Hey, young podcasting liberal firebrand with a large audience, we'll work alongside you, but you can only talk about kitchen table issues now and you can never talk about trans people or Palestine. Your audience will be ok with this right"
"Hey, young podcasting liberal firebrand with a large audience, we'll work alongside you, but you can only talk about kitchen table issues now and you can never talk about trans people or Palestine. Your audience will be ok with this right"
Pre-emptive post for people rushing to say he should be in jail and not coaching a football team: He *was* in jail for an extended time already. He's paid for his sins. For some people, black guys can't be in prison for long enough.
i've even seen some label their first-time streams as 100% walkthroughts when, how do you even know you'll actually do that
lmao, Gretchen Whitmer responded to a real, dangerous kidnapping attempt by just caving to the right on everything
looking forward to the Metaphor run
praxis
silly darth, elon was technically never actually appointed to anything! which is actually worse!
"Simply give ICE and Border Patrol more money and maybe they'll take off their masks and start acting 10% less fascist than normal if we ask nice", that's basically their pitch
people have been being told "this is the most important election of our lifetime, and you *owe* your vote to the Democrats to stop insane Republicans" nonstop since the George W. Bush administration And then when they're in power they're all "Republicans? They're friends across the aisle, idiot!"
if the cracker barrel man is married, such an act is called a cuckher barrel
The banning of earmarks in 2011 was actually one of the biggest harbingers of Congress now being radically unaccountable to their voters
more 👏 female 👏 gestapo
every democrat who does not speak out about this enables it. what the administration is doing here is a large-scale tactic to isolate trans people and strengthen future attacks on us. the gains we have made are built on visibility and public knowledge of us and our needs.
Related future news: Cracker Barrel to declare bankruptcy within two years because they were hemorrhagic money under the old brand and actually did need a shakeup
food fight? I love food fight. my favorite part of food fight is when it says generic brands are literal nazis.
The NYT is just continuing its long history of giving positive coverage to fascist, law-breaking authoritarians, it's no big deal
article pointedly does not investigate how he died, but my sources say he pissed and shitted himself and then he slipped in the piss and landed face first in the piss and then tumbled down some stairs before pissing himself a second time. tragic.
but it lets students cheat on essays and homework, failing to actually learn anything, so who can say whether it's good or bad
yeah, the poor kid was obviously looking for an out and tossed many ideas at ChatGPT designed to get his parents and other loved ones to notice how suicidal he was getting and ChatGPT repeatedly said "no, death is beautiful, keep on trucking on the noose idea" it's disgusting
These "New Dems" represent 115 Congresspeople, and they all put their names on this statement that they are eager to cooperate and assist with the fascist Trump administration on immigration and they have no intention of reforming border control and ICE. All 115 need to lose their jobs.
There is no commonsense, bipartisan reason to continue supporting ICE and Border Patrol in their current forms. They have both morphed into a right-wing paramilitary organization loyal only to Trump. They need to be destroyed down to the roots, and a better organization made in their place
Shot in the dark here, but maybe the guy who promised to be a dictator on day one, who said Article II means he can do whatever he wants, and who said that a lot of people want a dictator....maybe he wants to be a dictator? Again, just spitballing.
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
yes. stupid, lazy and prone to hiring and listening to consultants with a track record exclusively of failure
"Crime is out of control in this city! Look at this!" (uses old worldstar footage from 2013, pretends it just happened)
this is just evil. anyone who defends this is evil.
note how Trump on a daily basis is trying to normalize the idea that he's a dictator
He is literally a mad tyrant - a lunatic with absurd delusions of grandeur, who lies about everything, seizing vast illegal powers to persecute his political enemies. But Democrats decided years ago that the only rhetorical terrain they’re willing to maneuver on is “policy debate” and won’t touch it
There is no sadder, more pathetic group of people than Trump’s second Cabinet.
this is hell, we live in hell
if orcs can make red things go faster by thinking about it, we can get this one thing to come true by thinking it
"what about Pritzker" "Oh, you like a chubby white billionaire? Just admit you're actually a Trump fan" is an exchange I've seen several of these accounts make, it's so dumb dude
I'm not sure how much of it was her being a bad candidate and how much of it was her having the absolutely worst advisors and consultants on Earth, but it hardly matters either way, the campaign managed to destroy the massive surge of interest of its first few weeks effortlessly & kill all momentum
I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today. Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American. There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
ah, you have The Crud
that this isn't a mainstream belief among elected Democrats is utterly insane ICE has fully transformed into the paramilitary wing of the Republican Party and has no true function in a democracy
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
oh no, I like 99% of what Governor Moore put out in this statement and it's better than the response of 99% of other Democrats. Just, calling these direct fascist actions a distraction from kitchen table issues has become so tiring for me
the fact that Dem consultants insisted the campaign had to muzzle this man is one of the biggest pieces of election malpractice in recent history
Some more personal news: Today is my first day as an NFL Analyst at @cbssports.bsky.social! You’ll be able to find me primarily co-hosting the Pushing the Pile podcast with Mike Renner and Kyle Long, find me on TV at CBS Sports HQ and some writing too on CBS Sports! Super pumped to get started!
Yooo, we love to see kings succeeding
he literally thinks he is a king. i mean, this entire media blitz for when he signs executive orders is meant to create the impression that they are royal decrees
he had me until here the military occupation isn't a distraction, it's the point of it all
at this point if I was a congressional Dem I would start to think it’s pretty odd that every time something on the forefront of American minds happens some think tank tells us not to talk about it
he wants video of troops shooting americans so fucking bad
Some of the most sauceless tweets I've ever seen, Mr. President.
instead of, say, just constantly making unhinged rants that the entire right-wing media apparatus (and a lot of supposedly enlightened, 'moderate' newsrooms) tried to actively bend reality in order to justify
the consultant industry *has* to be legitimate and a greater good, because that's the retirement plan for every Democratic congressperson
yeah it's utterly unintelligible unless you're way too used to interpreting brainrotted tweets by 70 year olds unfortunately, trump has given us plenty of experience
I hate that I'm too good at interpreting stupid social media statements he's comparing Mamdani's policies to promising a class of seniors in high school that they never need to go to class and can have a pizza party all day
Going by that one tweet, Eric Adams has some of the most sauceless social media presence I've seen
sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from magic
kitchen table issue: stop trying to inspect my child's genitalia
they (deliberately, probably) misread it to think Will agrees with the Blue Rose thing on what messaging they use, and not the actual case that he was pointing out these consultants are driving the current extremely bad messaging of the party leadership
Will Stancil, famous for defending bloodless constantly-wrong democratic strategists
the roll out age verification in the UK has clearly been devastating (clear examples of censorship & discrimination, & they’re scanning young people’s faces) but if platforms are also now blocking VPN workarounds that’s the end of the ability to “freely travel” online
9/10, didn't know the USC horse's name
I’m seriously going to block anyone who insists their favorite Dem is now established as the one and only choice for 2028. Focus on this moment. It needs all our attention.
“He’s the LeBron of politics. He’s the Tiger Woods of transphobia. He’s the Tom Brady of hating the homeless. He’s the Wayne Gretzky of, well—he’s like Wayne Gretzky.”
hardly even top 5 craziest shit he's done tbh
we see very clearly in public polling that people in california and D.C. hate the deployments and that americans broadly disapprove of them, but here we have an assertion that the smart strategy is to avoid any discussion of the situation in favor of a pivot to, you guessed it, kitchen table issues.
here’s some good news for you: the vast majority of us will live long enough to see him die
please read an actual book and get off social media, you're deranged
another one for the old truism of "if they ask a question in the headline the answer is probably yes"
Democrats need to call out Trump’s federal invasion of Democratic cities for what it is: an attempt by a corrupt dictator to keep the people from having our sacred right to vote him out of office, or speak out against him. Trump is trying to end free and fair elections and freedom of speech.
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