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Jules Gray

@julesgray.bsky.social

Singer. Strummer. Writer. "I'm still briefly alive. Be kind, be real, or get out of my face."

created July 19, 2023

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Profile picture Steven C (@stevenc63.bsky.social) reposted

That’s how you price a super deluxe box set.

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2/9/2025, 4:13:06 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. I could have sworn you'd go for Annie Hall.

2/9/2025, 10:22:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe. But I wouldn't dismiss everything he says out of hand. Like I said, I long for some nuance. The debate has become far too polarised. I'd love intelligent debate rather than all this "pick a side" hatefest.

2/9/2025, 10:16:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

OK. I'm not convinced.

2/9/2025, 9:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I have mostly grown out of being judgemental. I don't think he's a bad person. And I don't use that word unless I'm very vexed, because I was raised by a tribe of 1970s feminists who taught me not to.

2/9/2025, 9:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Sally, you were, and remain, gorgeous, however you may wear your hair.

2/9/2025, 9:44:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I refer you to my previous response. #nuance

2/9/2025, 9:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure the binary arguments for and against can still be found here if one was to go looking. Oh for some nuance.

2/9/2025, 9:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Image, yes. Photo, no. #LinguisticAccuracy #Pedant

2/9/2025, 9:39:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

But not manipulating the photo. Just the text.

2/9/2025, 9:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

You didn't need 'em.

2/9/2025, 9:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

It's alright, he's deaf.

2/9/2025, 9:33:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course it is. I didn't really manipulate anything. I just altered the text with my crazee skillz.

2/9/2025, 8:13:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool photo.

2/9/2025, 8:11:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I did no such thing. #MicrosoftPaint

2/9/2025, 8:00:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

If only I understood most Alan Partridge memes.

2/9/2025, 7:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bits" has to be one of the funniest of the euphemisms.

2/9/2025, 7:10:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Good lad.

2/9/2025, 6:27:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

But why is nobody congratulating me on my Gary/Carrie poster?

2/9/2025, 5:35:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Quantick (@quantick.bsky.social) reposted

The best Blur single is Michael Caine by Madness.

2/9/2025, 5:26:05 PM | 60 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Also: "two of his former bandmates"? Thank God all the others are keeping quiet.

2/9/2025, 4:32:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sue-art Copeland

2/9/2025, 4:31:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

2/9/2025, 4:24:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#EverythingRemindsUsOfGary

2/9/2025, 4:12:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary "When Gary Met Gary"

2/9/2025, 4:12:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you really think she'd have me?

2/9/2025, 4:10:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't even think that of mice.

2/9/2025, 4:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

It's allowed.

2/9/2025, 4:05:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

The unfinished Murmur sessions remake from 1983... #REMTop30 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzWt...

2/9/2025, 4:00:04 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Mouse is addicted to carrots.

2/9/2025, 3:59:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll be careful.

2/9/2025, 3:33:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gary Percival (@a11who.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Next time, try cutting one in the sink, under water.

2/9/2025, 3:08:07 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh. Dastardly!

2/9/2025, 3:08:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social)

Doh! That was probably it.

2/9/2025, 3:06:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

That occurred to me just now.

2/9/2025, 3:05:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social)

As an experiment, I just attempted to cut a slice of carrot as quietly as I could, holding both carrot and knife in my hands and slicing slowly and carefully. Mouse still managed to hear what I was doing, and came bounding into the kitchen. The ears on her! #rabbits

2/9/2025, 3:02:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Ta.

2/9/2025, 2:57:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

EQ, reverb, and editing.

2/9/2025, 2:57:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope they give us a better mix of the Empty Glass band demo. This was my attempt at improving the sound... www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx3r...

2/9/2025, 1:56:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they've mispriced it! Lifehouse came down rapidly in price anyway. I'm most interested in the Shepperton sessions and live '79 stuff.

2/9/2025, 1:52:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Tracklisting looks fucking tasty, to be fair. I'm in!

2/9/2025, 1:42:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, and it gets on my tits. #TandA

2/9/2025, 1:42:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Iconic, my arse.

2/9/2025, 1:37:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really should have expected that.

2/9/2025, 11:22:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Master Po.

2/9/2025, 11:16:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't be so hard on yourself.

2/9/2025, 10:13:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social)

29. Sitting Still #REMTop30 The b-side of their first single. The band attempted to remake the song for Murmur, but in the end they decided to use the original version remixed, slowed down, and with some overdub repairs to the backing vocals and bass. youtu.be/OZ3ad_L2Qjw

2/9/2025, 10:00:00 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

You've made a choice on some deep level.

2/9/2025, 9:46:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's the only album I know where every song sounds like it deserved to be a hit in an alternate universe...

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2/9/2025, 9:41:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Johnston-Smith (@djsarchivist.bsky.social) reposted

Pssssst. Anybody want to buy an Incredible String Band painting from 1969? As seen on Antiques Roadshow a decade ago (valued at £2k, clip below). Drop me a line if you want to discuss, or you have any ideas about potential owners... www.ebay.co.uk/itm/25708954...

2/9/2025, 8:26:28 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

It’s “Team by team reporters, baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped, Look at that low playing, fine, then

1/9/2025, 6:11:34 PM | 798 97 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

This supposed to be a reply to someone?

1/9/2025, 12:45:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. I miss Peter's organ part, but otherwise the remix wins hands down.

1/9/2025, 10:24:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social)

30. Let Me In [remix] #REMTop30 This didn't land with me first time around, but the extra clarity of the remix allowed me to focus more on Michael's vocal, lyric, and performance. Also, having experienced a profound loss, the song became personal and now it floors me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkw...

1/9/2025, 9:00:00 AM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

It’s ‘Left of west and coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

1/9/2025, 12:10:02 AM | 907 120 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Tried that (and still try now and then). Daren't do that. Should have done that, but it was too much to handle. Don't know how to do that.

31/8/2025, 11:14:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

I need things to do. And I like banging on about favourite songs. I know it's nonsense, but the temptation is much too strong. Sorry.

31/8/2025, 11:00:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes (with reservations).

31/8/2025, 10:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that album so much.

31/8/2025, 10:42:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tall order. I'll try. Gonna have to use instinct.

31/8/2025, 10:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Tansley (@tansleyjames.bsky.social) reposted

#REMtop30 Starts tomorrow. I first announced this challenge way back in February (where does the time go!). Post your 30 favourite R.E.M. songs, counting down from 30-1. Post one per day throughout September. At the end I’ll produce two playlists, a top 30 and a deluxe edition top 60. Good luck.

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31/8/2025, 8:40:38 AM | 60 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Chances are that they still exist. Few artists actually ever destroy tapes. The typical worst case scenarios are inadequate storage or accidental damage.

31/8/2025, 7:46:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orange Deuce

31/8/2025, 4:53:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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40-30 Seconds to Mars

31/8/2025, 4:44:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Fagel (@marcfagel.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Please specify, the color of skin and eyes, we know you'll be happy...

31/8/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha.

31/8/2025, 3:05:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did he fall, or was he pushed? mysticaltimesblog.com/the-last-cou...

31/8/2025, 2:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice.

31/8/2025, 2:08:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you actually read it? I'd be impressed.

31/8/2025, 2:00:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mawimbledonna

31/8/2025, 10:55:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Umpire Weekend

31/8/2025, 10:43:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Replacements Buffalo Springfield (The Clash stuck around one album too long, but who's counting?)

30/8/2025, 8:50:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

What about when you have a hangover?

30/8/2025, 7:36:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bus Stop. As illustrated by Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress).

30/8/2025, 4:20:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all going to be about how The Beatles votes divvy up anyway.

30/8/2025, 2:45:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heresy.

30/8/2025, 1:51:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

But those are the best 5 minutes!

30/8/2025, 1:24:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't believe you've already discounted Forever Changes. For me, that's as close to perfect as it gets.

30/8/2025, 12:47:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a long time ago.

30/8/2025, 12:21:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it was the 'bang bang' and the funny words.

30/8/2025, 12:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have no words.

30/8/2025, 10:09:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fab.

30/8/2025, 9:40:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. I was a hooks person.

29/8/2025, 11:07:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 11:06:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't think like that back then. It sounded like a rock lyric. I was still terraforming. Girls grow up faster than boys.

29/8/2025, 11:03:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus, it really sounds like "gotten cheap".

29/8/2025, 10:57:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes it is. It is an excuse. It's my excuse.

29/8/2025, 10:55:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that includes Neil Young's "rock" songs. And I love Neil.

29/8/2025, 10:54:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, it makes perfect sense. But I was 12. I wasn't hot on metaphors.

29/8/2025, 10:53:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You always knew it was sheep? Genuinely never occurred to me.

29/8/2025, 10:48:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'll know it. I ain't posting it. Smithy likes them, bless his cotton socks.

29/8/2025, 10:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It has to be in the sense of RAWK to be awful. Actual rocks are fine.

29/8/2025, 10:45:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They had a late-period hit with that awful song with "rock and roll" in the title. Most songs that mention "rock" are fucking awful, tbf.

29/8/2025, 10:42:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gary Percival (@a11who.bsky.social) reposted

Always misheard Cliff's "I ain't losing sleep and I ain't countin' sheep" as "I ain't losing sleep and I ain't gotten cheap". #TOTP

29/8/2025, 9:37:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jules Gray (@julesgray.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Until this very second.

29/8/2025, 10:40:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disagree. He may be a bit of a knob, but that's a good pop single.

29/8/2025, 10:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks good though, babe.

29/8/2025, 7:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop flirting with me. (No.)

29/8/2025, 6:56:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The eagle has landed. Well, I mean the new pair of boots.

29/8/2025, 6:04:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe it was the word poop that triggered someone.

29/8/2025, 4:53:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view