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Philly exile; PNW inhabitant; nurse practitioner; mother of teenagers (and ducks); mediocre gardener
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Peer to peer denied
A layer of cocaine coating every surface
I feel like there is room for a Halloween twist - Eda-mummies have been unearthed?
Whatever time it is now?
Same. My younger brother was the one who clued me in 😅
Wonder what his blood alcohol level was
No
It’s wild. The torture they put kids through at the honor academy and priming them for martyrdom. But I did get to point and laugh at James Dobson.
It’s really disturbing.
Much better behaved than the guy watching cop videos on his phone WITHOUT headphones
Got the best train mates with me right now.
It’s like they animated a bloated carcass
Someone just drove by honking wildly and it got my hopes up that they had some definitive news
Between the microplastics and the extra testosterone these guys are injecting themselves with their sperm count has got to be in the toilet
Wondering if I should light a candle or something
Always down for a good defenestration
And birds in tiny hats
I love this guy when he sings metal to his cat
Autopsy
Needs a containment field
I also think he is someone deserving of lactulose
Bleeding from all his orifices would be fitting
Liver failure
Fingers crossed for some good news soon
Has a new pic dropped that I can laugh at?
Would be pretty funny if the windmills started attacking back
But, but purity testing (I just got into an argument about this with a friend). So awful. Also I kind of feel like he’s the Mitt Romney candidate. Like a walking focus group
🫡🫡🫡
Wonder if I can get a doctor’s note for extended leave for my challenged mitochondria
They are! I can leave these outside all year here in the PNW
If you're on Medicare, Trump's gonna let AI decide if you get care or not.
Our dog does fine alone for the time we are work. He mostly sleeps. We have someone stay at the house overnight when we are away .
Oh no. I’m sorry!
Put our phones away for the night
That’s a pretty big loss too
So close to a 3 day weekend
I feel like they need googly eyes
Ok, him first
Pitcher plants spilling the tea 🌱
Sorry it’s being shit day 🫂
The number of helicopters flying overhead in the last 30 minutes has been a bit unnerving
Government’s on the side of wild fires now. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
70. But we only use it when it hits 80 or above outside
Hey!
Such a handsome birthday boy
Well he looks like a worm is using his body as a puppet so I’m guessing that’s not how our government officials are supposed to look
Not yet!
The cigarettes that I smoked in HS and college paying off too!
Yay depression!
😱
New definition of hell just dropped
Are begonias basic? Cuz I love how these pop in my shade planters 🌱
This is amazing
I mean that review really sells it!
But hiding the lead - what type of cheese is it?!!
Absolutely the stupidest timeline
Absolutely the stupidest timeline
Drinking my water right now that I have thanks to Trump Trump water
RIP internet
I’m 100% a syrup snob
Gideon daring you to come closer
If it looks like a dictator and acts like a dictator…
Not sorry
It was at least a hundred of them. Which - what do they know that we don’t?
Local crows seem to be going through some things. First there was a lot of loud protesting next door and then we watched a steady stream of them fly eastwards overhead
Maybe you should pick up some OT?
I think you need a parrot too.
Sleep with a fake beard on and say “Morty? She’s 3 doors down. I’m Marty.”
Time to turn off your phone until It is too late for them to call/text you
My teen said no too 😭
Using the promise of snacks as encouragement to run my errands this afternoon
As good an explanation as any
Great
Thanks!
It really is.
Metal garden hose!!!
It needs to behave
Exactly. Is that so much to ask for?
Just need a plain vanilla hose that won’t cut off the water as I drag it around the yard.
It’s the ultimate betrayal
My kingdom for an actual kink-free hose
My grumpy 15 year old enjoyed it (and was the one who made me watch it), but he said absolutely not when I asked him about going. Alas
Those songs are so catchy they must be demonic
Apparently there is a K-Pop Demon sing-a-long in movie theaters this weekend
We love Max too!
I can’t imagine that Chicago or any big city is going to just roll over, but I guess there’s still time to be disappointed
Well I guess that’s one way to help reduce carbon emissions. Well played vaccine developers
Yes!
I was laughing as I filled out my anxiety screen at my recent primary care visit. Yes, I do think that something terrible is going to happen on a daily basis! And I think that’s a justified feeling right now
So the Cracker Barrel is like 56 years old and people are freaking out about a logo change like it some ancient and storied institution?
It’s small consolation, but they are really bad at this
I feel like this doesn’t send the message that they were hoping for
That’s so inconsistent of them
Very important Saturday reading!
Kitty!
