It's embarrassing. Flags? Is that all he can say? Beyond hopeless.
More of the same middle aged ranting/dad jokes as on the old place, really, but less rising to the political bait. Springsteen, West Ham, Europe-type stuff. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇧🇦
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It's embarrassing. Flags? Is that all he can say? Beyond hopeless.
This is his response? *THIS*???
What?? www.bbc.com/sport/boxing...
Ha! I forgot about that, but I'll pretend it was part of my lovingly honed gag anyway.
Whatwhat @dannykellywords.bsky.social @lordshortcake.bsky.social? Portsmouth's keeper has come off injured and been replaced by... his twin. 🤯
The other day on Instagram I saw some Morrissey Dancers, which is - well, exactly what it says.
How much Lego do you think it would take to build a replica Windsor Castle? Like he would notice the difference.
Peter Kyle's comments this morning are astonishing. Someone thought *that* was the government line to put out? "See, you are free to be racist, and that's a good thing, isn't it? By the way, flags are great too, but immigrants aren't, are they? We are on your side, honest. WIll this do, Daily Mail?"
Yeah, but it's the Telegraph, so just throw them some red meat.
Nice to see the Met Police talking about violence at a demonstration which included a foreign national talking about the violent overthrow of the British government on, errr, a social media platform owned by him.
I think there's something deeply symbolic about the fact I missed West Ham conceding two goals and having a man sent off because I was looking for the dog's dinner.
Whatwhat @dannykellywords.bsky.social @lordshortcake.bsky.social? Sensation upon sensation. Rangers have not only a player called Ant Man but also one named after The Loneliest Monk.
Yeah that's great, nothing to see here.
At least Jamie Redknapp had the decency to leave his golf trolley outside the studio.
You beat me to it.
The British government still uses X, of course.
Of course. Of course. Of course. The Conservative Party is completely dead, isn't it? Not just morally, totally.
I bet the sniffer dogs would earn a year's worth of bonuses for finding class A drugs among this mob today.
Someone on the BBC live coverage of Russell Martin's appointment at Rangers just said "Read comparisons to big Ange Postecoglou this week. If true, it could make him the right man." His last game before being sacked by Southampton (13th loss in 16 games) was a 0-5 home loss to ... Big Ange's Spurs.
@dannykellywords.bsky.social @lordshortcake.bsky.social It's what Jeff would have wanted.
Andrew showing the indepth knowledge of how London local politics work that can only be known to a true local. Oh.
Or Dubai, like Action Man, who has come back to rouse the rabble. metro.co.uk/2025/02/18/e...
The steady (Dubai-based) hand on the tiller that society needs.
Did he come back from Dubai for this?
Here's a picture of a Remainer tidying up after an anti-Brexit march in 2018, attended by tens of thousands. Was this headline news?
Try reading it out loud.
The World Athletics Championship being on (not that you would have noticed) reminds me that this was used as the tv theme music for one of the early ones (1987?) and it was only about 3 years ago I finally found what it was. An unlikely but fantastic choice. youtu.be/dBvrdanl5Do?...
I mean apart from the fact he wasn't playing that night, and that the news presumably broke mid afternoon US time so everyone knew, & the fact that Dylan hardly speaks to his audience, oh yes and the diabolical AI image, yeah, 100% believable. 🤡
How touching to hear from his wife that he loved lying, spreading conspiracies, encouraging intimidation and generally being awful every day, and that his voice will continue. So will my habit of never listening to it.
Happy birthday the greatest story ever told. Somewhere there is a video of me reading this out loud and I am literally crying with laughter as I struggle through it. nypost.com/2019/09/13/m...
Mrs Brown's Children of Men? It's just a title at the moment, but just have a think about it.
The World Athletics Championship being on (not that you would have noticed) reminds me that this was used as the tv theme music for one of the early ones (1987?) and it was only about 3 years ago I finally found what it was. An unlikely but fantastic choice. youtu.be/dBvrdanl5Do?...
A date has been set for a by-election to replace a Reform councillor who resigned after allegations he 'used racial slurs to neighbours' - i.e. shouting the N-word at a black family repeatedly (the BBC don't mention that detail)
The rubbish of the beast.
'The sound from the 60s' is a somewhat odd reply.
Just in time for Little Tommy Ten Names's March of the Knuckledraggers tomorrow. Lovely. If wet, in Wetherspoon's.
Being a member of a library would be enough for the Trumpanzees. In the words of Bill Hicks, 'looks like we got ourselves a reader...'
And presumably none of the listening audience find this funny or make the chinny reckon gesture. This country is finished.
The WW1 tache fashion lasted about as long first time round as the wearers. Considering it & the mullet, two things that no reasonable person would ever expected to have seen return, both have, presumably the only thing left to bring back is 80s big hair &/or Kevin Keegan perms. I wish I was joking.
'Dine'. 'Dance'. 'Dream'. Yes, nothing sums up Fauxrage's endless rabble rousing grift quite like that.
Anyway, back to Epstein
Maybe they gave them to Andre Onana for safe keeping. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
On this day in 2016, Christmas was killed because of all them Polish Muslins cominoverere from abroad. That's why you've never seen any sign of it since, & no child under the age of 10 has heard of it other than in Woke class at school, which is what they have now instead of learning about empire.
The second one centres on voting for a king. Err....
How ironic that the Brexit mob now seem determined to make every street in England look like a loyalist estate with flags.
How ironic that the Brexit mob now seem determined to make every street in England look like a loyalist estate with flags.
I see Reform's vetting process is as fit for purpose as the party is. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Is that AI-bania?
On this day in 1965, electronic musician Richard Melville Hall, better known as Moby, was born.
Have these people heard of the Babel Fish?
Apple have invented the Babel fish. Do they know how this works out?
He's the money grabbing cynic same as he ever was, witness the bile he spews for the Mail to deadline/word count each week but she is so lost. What does she do with the rest of her life, what is she for? His comedy toff shtick will always impress a roomful of paying mugs somewhere but who wants her?
Dude where's my carcass?
Dude where's my carcass?
Liz Truss wants to be more liked in the US. Did you see her tweet? "A hero and a patriot (no doubt pronounced the American way),a huge loss that has been taken from us." *Us*? What is she on?
Pub quizzes?
Pub quiz nights.
Seriously, BBC, are you absolutely sure about this? Beyond belief.
Favourite other team: Norwich. Hmmm...
How can you not love someone who doesn't really want to meet anybody? Mind you, the standout here is not that he played for both *them* and *them*, but more that he started out at a team called Norwich Gothic. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_W...
Class. Some people just have it.
Peter Mandelson is the first politician born with an Achilles' body.
If anything, too honourable. news.sky.com/story/prince...
I'm a serial embarrassment, get me out of here.
When someone has been sacked before from government posts - twice - and their reaction to staggeringly damaging revelations in a third post is 'oh trust me there's worse than that to come', you have to wonder who thought it was a good idea and why.
Anyway, back to Epstein
I wish the media put as much effort into profiles and publicising the words and works of good, inspiring people who make the world a better place as they do for those who do the opposite.
Very good, especially this early in the morning.
A good day to bury a bad ambassadorial appointment?
On this day in 1965, electronic musician Richard Melville Hall, better known as Moby, was born.
Even by his usual standards, Johnson's overnight bandwagon jumping is beneath contempt. Meanwhile, Truss's response seems to suggest she thinks she/we are American. They really were the beginning of the end of the Conservative Party, weren't they?
Or Davros, I don't even watch Doctor Who.
It's equally revealing about the awful individual who wrote it and the cretins whose approval he so desperately seeks.
And that little boy grew up to be a Dalek.
Ah yes, Mr Suella Braverman, the man who saw Live Aid and *didn't understand what it was about*. This is the level of intelligence and awareness of reality that we are dealing with.
'We targeted Poland by mistake.'
"I'm INCREDIBLY patriotic (note the American pronunciation), I love our flag." Do you, Ros? Do you really really *love* our flag? Talk me through that - in all the detail you want. We'll ignore the bowing down bit, everyone else has already pointed out that no-one in the world does that.
My friend is doing a fundraising walk (in a kilt) for brain tumour research this weekend, in memory of his late wife. If you fancy a random act of kindness to make the world a better place, why not make a donation. www.justgiving.com/page/kevin-r...
This is * chef’s kiss *
Clutching a flag as he said it, I should hope. This is so painful to watch.
Nothing says 'EU housing crisis' quite like a picture of estate agent boards from a country that isn't in the EU any more. Trebles all round!
Illustrated with a photo of, er, properties in a country that (whispers) *isn't in the EU any more*. Great work, picture desk!
Like taking investment out of Betamax and putting it into asbestos. There is no depth to the idiocy of these truly awful people.
'We decided to call him Spot.'
Just your run of the mill, MAGA hat-wearing, JD Vance & Rupert Lowe-meeting cheeky chappie. I saw a Meet the Strictly class of 2025 video the other day and he looked more awkward than you can possibly imagine. Don't expect to have to put up with him for long, thank God.
Oh. www.bbc.com/news/article...
@lordshortcake.bsky.social
What could *possibly* go wrong now?
England have had such territorial dominance they're going to declare the Serbian box Republika Angliska.
I'm sure the Serbian fans will take this in their customary stoic, philosophical and sporting manner.
Hello-hooray, cheers then mate, it's Nuneaton racists, Nuneaton racists Hello-hooray, an extremist scrape, with Nuneaton racists, Nuneaton racists (with apologies to Paul Weller)
'Hold on, did someone say crazy talk? Coming through...'
'Mum, all the other kids keep laughing at me.' 'Don't worry, Centerparcs, we love you and that's the important thing.'
How refreshing to hear the perspective of angry people (Jim Davidson?) in the street about immigration. Bravo BBC for starting the day like this, more of this helpful and insightful content, please. 🙄
Before I looked at it, once you'd said that, I just knew...
All the right words, necessarily in the right order.
Well if such reasonable people as the Telegraph and Reform are ok about doing business with the Taliban, who are we to doubt their judgement? Oh.
