Why does he always look damp
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Why does he always look damp
I characterized it as a decade long panic attack. It's hard to describe to people who do not feel it but you nailed it.
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Well, trump is well known for using shitty materials and then complaining about the shittiness as a reason to not pay contractors
I just listened to Accelerate and longed for the days when the president was just incompetent instead of malignant.
It will be a Tommyknockers butt squirrel situation
He's just taking a cue from fox and using words that most of the people listening don't understand, so they can't really dispute the veracity of it. See also bleach bit and acid washing. It's easy to make things sound serious when you're full of shit and shameless.
I love that he unironically looks like doctor evil
I would imagine it can only migrate to your balls if you actually have balls. If you just have an empty sack, maybe it makes balls?
Must be some pretty nervous hogs in Iowa about now.
Quitting before you get fired is the only choice for cowards.
You don't know what anybody is doing in the bathroom with your kids, but you can be pretty sure that if somebody's gonna mess around with them, it's gonna be a cis man. Pretending trans people are the problem is actually anti-trans because there is absolutely no information to support that argument.
"You can't break up with me. I'm breaking up with you!"
Well, now I know where she gets her giant melon head from
That's like asking the guy who has seven foot high tall weeds in his lawn for some tips on lawn care.
But potus is an idjit who bankrupted casinos so why should he have any say?
I just don't understand how "I don't want to get sick" got dropped as a valid reason for getting vaccinated
Yeah that is kind of odd. The list of high risk complications is pretty expansive though, and I can't imagine anyone under sixty five that doesn't have at least one of those things going on. Depression-check, anxiety- check
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Jokes on them. Trump will be like new phone who dis
I would just call the pharmacy and try to schedule it that way or call their customer care line and ask why people in minnesota are able to schedule vaccines but you're not.
I'm in Minnesota, and it just let me schedule for both my husband and myself by ticking off the yes i am high risk box. I'm beginning to think that it's going to depend on what state you live in.
Did florida spend its own money
Where is the follow up question where they point out that this is not actually true as of yesterday?
As Elaine Boosler would say, "A fortune, pissed away!" Good job, wasting two hundred and fifty million dollars, guys! Heck of a job, brownie!
Yeah, I'd be inclined to send them to that better place along with my dead child. And I'd smile the whole time, I was doing it. I would make the word unhinged seem inadequate.
I mean, if the best place for a child to be is dead, then why the hell do you want people to have kids?
Then it seems odd that they're against abortion.
Good. These people have to realize that they have a job to do and if they're not going to do it, they need to step aside.
We don't live. We simply exist. My 21 year old son is worried because these shootings barely even register for him anymore as they are so common and relentless. He was worried that there was something wrong with him and I assured him he is desensitized, but not dead inside.
I don't even know how you go on living your life after almost being murdered in church. We have thousands of people who have been part of mass shootings that have to be massively traumatized.
I'm looking forward to quitting my job and simply filling some prescriptions each month.
I'm so excited that I will be making about thirty thousand dollars a month on drug rebates, with these fifteen hundred percent price decreases! The drug companies are actually gonna owe me thousands of dollars every month. Why didn't stupid dems think of this?
So america first, except for these six hundred thousand chinese?
The mark of the beast in the most literal sense.
I was thinking they had a new Idi Amin there.
I don't believe there is a centrism in our current state of affairs. There is no middle of the road option. There is only trump or not trump.
I don't even understand what the purpose of this thought experiment is? Is your question whether we would fluff a wannabe tyrant to take back congress? Because outside of this thought experiment doing one of those things does not guarantee the other.
He'll be wildly effective as long as the people he's trying to apprehend can't run or move faster than a light jog.
I don't understand what people can talk about for more than 30 minutes if virtually everything is a minefield.
We couldn't even get through an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy without my parents being offended by it's "liberal agenda".
But they will "negotiate" that as well.
I don't understand why they just don't call that the "hilariously inflated price that nobody ever pays but we put it here to show you what we could charge you if we want to and you couldn't do anything about it"
We learned it with a second part- stalagmites "might" reach the ceiling
He'll probably get a dishonorable discharge on Monday. This is bad optics for trump.
Is it just audio so we can't see all the winking and nudging?
This reminds me of the time my mom texted me to tell me that she and my father did not "agree" with the way Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd, but Fox changed their minds about that in like a day.
This is kind of like how my husband always called me a liberal zealot and fearmonger, until he realized that I was just paying attention, and he wasn't.
A blowjob? A handie?
Oh, so now you see the fascism? before we were just overreacting but now you see it, so it's a legit moniker?
"I'm glad you like the guacamole.It's actually estrogen cream dyed green"
Because he can't
My parents would have conversations with the TV while they were watching it about how stupid democrats are and I was like, hello, i'm sitting right here. Doubt if they would want to sit in my house while I talked about what idiots they were for hours.
I have not been to my parents' house since 2019. My mother refused to turn off fox after about 3 straight hours of watching and told me I had to like Candace Owens because she was Black, otherwise I was racist like I always claimed they were.
I thought mine were just simple small town folk who didn't know any better because they lived somewhere almost 100% white. I was wrong.
I don't know how you can have any sort of real relationship with people you can't watch the news with. It's not a relationship based on anything real if you don't even share the same reality.
My mom said she didn't realize they had to choose between me and Trump but when I told her that was indeed the choice, they picked trump and fox.
I am so kicking myself for not letting my husband take a job in Switzerland 20 years ago.
Apparently, if you have an old white guy on your logo and then you take the old white guy off, that means you hate white people. Attempting to appeal to anybody but old white men is racist.
They live in a county that has been historically less than 2% Black and when Cubans and Hmongs immigrated there in the 80s everyone went batshit crazy. They were convinced we were all going to be murdered by refugees and treated them accordingly. You're an outsider if you're not white, period.
My parents regards my lack of racism as evidence that I don't live in "the real world". They have never lived more than 20 minutes away from the small WI town they were born in. I have lived in 3 large cities including Minneapolis and I feel like that is pretty real world-y but apparently I am wrong
I'm becoming quite fond of this guy.
He tried, but then realized that this particular anti woke bus was pressing forward whether he was on it or not and he certainly doesn't want to be left out of the tar and feathering.
On twitter, I would have already had five thousand responses telling me how beneficial it was to teach your children to be terrified of the physical violence you might unleash at any given moment.
I keep forgetting to lower my expectations for this current iteration of humanity.
I was thinking even pond scum like Rufo must think this is just patently absurd but nope.
The takeaway is nothing is too ridiculous for rufo to get his panties in a twist about. He always comes through for the bigot brigade.
Trump's administration couldn't get much better for criminals and dictators. I'm bracing for an announcement about a purge day.
Spoke too soon. After careful consideration, he does want to burn it all down
When you've lost Christopher Rufo, you should probably start questioning your life and the things you choose to be outraged about
Luckily, I was quickly diagnosed with white attention displacement syndrome and put on medication
Well, I don't know about you, but I almost died from not being able to say merry christmas
Remember the great Land O Lakes bruhaha and the Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima outrage of the early 2020s? Some people have entirely too much time on their hands.
Ditto Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben. They really wanna they drive home a point, don't they? Make sure all minorities are represented in old-timey ways and make sure whites never cede one iota of representation.
I remember when Land O Lakes took the Native American woman off of the logo and maga lost their shit about that, too. Imagine having a life so frivolous and devoid of meaning that these are the kind of things that make you wet your pants in outrage.
The number of people who still think assaulting their kids is "good" for them is crazy.
What is is about the logo that is "woke" exactly? Is it the absence of the cracker and barrel? I'm not following why this is a thing.
Sure.I fucked up big this time, but next time I could fuck up spectacularly!
I feel like I could possibly make even worse decisions the next time around though
Putin couldn't have dreamed it would be this easy
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Oxygen bleach does away with blood evidence. Chlorine bleach just removes the color.
Neutering can only be an improvement
Their dicks are firmly snuggled up into their pelvic cavities along with their balls
You're being a little harsh on Peter
Remember Gary Hart? Those were the days. Pfft, just gone.
I believe it stems from mavericky Republican's unfortunate affliction with oppositional defiant disorder. I'll bet if a dem told them they should not eat dog poop, they would start militias where they went around carrying flags and eating poop of the sidewalk to own the libs. We should try that.
They just thought it was chocolate milk.
When I was a child, we had a swimming pool filled with raw milk, and we would swim in it every day for 15 hours straight. We drank the pool water because it was raw milk, so it was super good for us. And even though we sometimes pooped blood and threw up violently afterwards, we remember it fondly.
It isn't legal to sell to begin with so the whole thing is just layers of stupidity on top of each other.
They not only didn't warn her, ostensibly they told her it was just a "technicality".
I don't understand how she's going to be able to sue them for drinking a product that says that it was not for human consumption. What somebody may or may not have told her does not outweigh the label on the product. I don't believe "he told me it was okay" is a legal argument.
If I bought something that said it was not for human consumption, I don't think somebody winking at me and telling me it was fine would make me think it was okay. Regulatory technicalities are what's known as "laws". Stupidity is not an excuse.
She almost killed her toddler too, so that's great. "Killing my fetus and making my toddler shit until he's bloody to own the libs"
It streamlines kidnapping to a disturbing degree.
Let's hope lots of people go to their graves with the shame hanging over them like the old nazis did.
The choices for where one can evade justice are pretty slim when you can't tolerate brown people or cold.
He makes a lot of money from oligarchs. He's not going to shit where he eats. It's also the only safe haven he would be able to tolerate should things go sideways here.
It's so disappointing to watch democrats.come in really hot and then just, pffft, completely fizzle out