Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Very intelligence. Much wow.
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Very intelligence. Much wow.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Awful thought: what is this doing for people who search medical information?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Donna tries to befriend them. Absolutely useless hunting instincts.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
The spider is, however, dead. And my dignity is not entirely intact.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
There was an absolutely MASSIVE spider in my apartment: Google search AI unhelpfully listed all the most venomous spiders in California. My university's entomology department website has a simple listing of local spiders w/ pictures & assuring me this one wasn't dangerous.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
💀
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
slow down zizek
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
a possum apparently. shame on my not knowing a 1970 political cartoon reference.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Rahm ... a rat in this? lol
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
DAN
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There's something so... Pokemon about the way some men interact with women. Like a little boy ordering fictional creatures around. Not coincidentally, this is also how the latest "AI girlfriend" app advertisements go.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they order the same thing, too?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfect catruday
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sextus est puer molestus" in latin
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Professor achievement unlocked: my first pub with a student coauthor was accepted!
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Inactivity is another 1/4 of us, according to the cdc
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Extremely this. Something's going on here, but not the blunt kind of critique we're getting.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Footnote time
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
What are you, some kind of anarchist?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
She's vibrating loudly.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to the .rpm dark side
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
We must imagine sisyphus happy
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Have we had an update from Giorgio since his whole "COVID recommendations are literally fascism" moment?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
You would say the same thing if you were reading entrails, is my point. Your experience of an output as "objectively good" isn't reliable evidence to distinguish LLMs from other people's experience of magic in other objects. It is evidence of other interesting things, just not that thing.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I said elsewhere, I think there's a lot interesting to take from this. But "I don't understand it" is not evidence of anything about the object. It's evidence about the person viewing the object.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not interested in the level of pedantry that says "we don't understand" is different from "beyond understanding." Feel free to insert "beyond [my current] understanding", which is what I meant.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I think there certainly are interesting implications to the fact that people find them convincing. Could be leverage to understand wittgensteinian language games, for example. But the story there is again about people's beliefs/interpretations.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
If this is an eliza effect, you would say the same thing. Your experience of it as "mysterious" and beyond understanding is what you (and many) rest on here. My point is that people point to that all the time as evidence for other objects as well.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I really need to write this Chinese room paper.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, if I can't tell the outputs apart, then obviously the process creating them was the same. ðŸ«
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
The "LLMs feel like magic" crowd seem to forget that humans see magic and even divinity in all manner of things, from inert totems to Babbage's difference engine.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone even saved me a click
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to your new section proposal.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Or stormfront and grok. You get the gist.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I would read the hell out of an emperical piece comparing proana forums with proana chatbot conversations, for example.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a certain exceptionalism with AI, as if people never used the Internet to learn how to e.g. self harm, never found encouragement for the worst things there. There *is* something different about chatbots. But figuring out what really is different and what's more continuity is important work.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Found it. Delightful (his disappointment, not his parenting)
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
It was only a matter of time before we had a major news story with horrific details, but I don't think most people reacting know the true scale or depths of depravity going on in chatbot land. And among them all, chatgpt is one of the much more "safe" products.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasn't there a piece a while back written by an AI guy who was distraught that his daughter kept turning off the AI in her dinosaur toy so she could play with it?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently the benchmark includes 1/4 of the US population. www.cdc.gov/physical-act...
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Surely there's some technical definition for "physical inactivity", but it's in here without any caveats ...
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social please
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely year long class you've got there. Be a real shame if the registrar's office posted a course schedule...
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
With S!
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Ideal
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Muted account list is growing rapidly today.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Hmm strange I thought he liked inserting his sexuality into literally everything he encountered
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot he got that into pnas
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
The ur-dialectic
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I think the Excel counter example is compelling, and I like this setup.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
The black version of the clear ones you posted the other day.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
New glasses Rx, and seeing is hard, y'all.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, tho I think the last step is more that we invented ML, which made both the formal manipulation opaque and the results mystical.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll find things to annoy you in any of them (e.g. Michael sometimes misunderstands how stats work or mischaracterizes Foucault) but it's not enough to send me away.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, I find I have to hunt for an episode in the middle of a new podcast that I'm most likely to enjoy in order to get a sense of whether I want to listen to the rest.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Michael Hobbes is in a few I like (you're wrong about, maintenance phase, if books could kill). Behind the Bastards has many different kinds of dark, so choose your own adventure. In bed with the right has good guests sometimes.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair. I only got into them when I started having a long commute, and then only some stuck with me. There's also a danger of when they get too close to my own knowledge, I start to nitpick.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, well there go most of my recommendations.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
TFW "innovation"
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
@alexanderfurnas.com
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry I'm just an Oakland posting account now. Stay tuned for tomorrow's inevitable farmers market post.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Lol the "family friendly" party outside my building started blasting Shaggy / Wasn't Me for a moment, before abruptly switching to Vanessa Carlton / A Thousand Miles
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A colleague at UB is conducting a 6-9 minute survey on the experiences of transgender people in academia: sunybuffalo.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not both?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Ideology is a helluva drug and all that but... Have reporters checked whether these people make their money in the death care industry?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the way of things.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it worth suggesting as future work (and clearly demarcating you don't require it in the revision)?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Aaaall the baby gays are going to enroll
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
*chanting quietly* Shill! Shill! Shill!
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Your face is on a slide right now.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! All of the writing on VC points to this, too. Runs on promise. As long as it exists, people will find absurd things to promise, and we'll have to live with the result.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, this would probably help. But even going to the "desktop site" instead of the mobile site removes a bunch of the crap and makes it more readable. It's specifically extra bad for the mobile version of sites.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely stunning cat
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
they have completely overrun our research computing and IT support. The chatbot even responds to tickets emailed in. It's miserable. But glad the library is safe for now!
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
the people they have working the chat interface are good, though.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
ngl movable shelves do make me giddy
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay but cheers to Nicholas, the online reference librarian. I can tell he's a real librarian and because he rocks.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
If Walmart had those movable stacks you crank a wheel on and a bunch of wide eyed first years on tour.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, I asked them to send me a scan and they refused, so I came in person.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
A place where very friendly undergraduate employees ask their managers what a reference librarian is.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just standing there like a fool, holding a physical copy of an midcentury periodical, trying to get help tracking something down.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Apparently we don't have reference librarians anymore? The reference desk at our library is no longer staffed. That's only available by "online chat" now.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to read ebike reviews ðŸ˜
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
Every once in a while I open a website on my phone instead of a real computer and ... It's pure hell? So many pop ups and auto play things. It feels like I'm back in 2009 removing malware from people's computers after they watch too much porn from sketchy websites. Except I'm not being paid.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, but also sigh
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I am sad to report the Internet has no photographs of Richard Simmons wearing wrist weights.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
Smh some committees don't know gold when they find it.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I may have just ordered Lindberg frames, too. They spoke to me.
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Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
My ex-googler colleagues will know better than I do, but this seems like another mild corporate effort to follow their internal ethics team's recommendations was immediately reversed in the name of profit.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
If only we had had fewer bagels at seminars 2 years ago... 🙄
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
My neighborhood got a new park (formerly a parking lot), and already there's an older Asian woman sitting out there with a sign that says "free mahjong lessons every Tuesday." She was teaching three young white people to play when I walked by. Cities are so good.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
The tragic thing about this data center bubble is that when it bursts, the chips they installed aren't even the right kind to be repurposed as cheap Nvidia Now offerings.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)
I made ten (10!) phone calls to get one important number and then almost immediately clicked "close without saving" on the file I typed it in. ðŸ˜
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
I encountered this on some form recently and absolutely lost my mind. Is it also making you swear your answers are true under threat of perjury or whatever?
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
The absolutely cursed thought "mtv cribs: human rights violation edition" crossed my mind and the worse part is that noem absolutely would do it.
Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent
In fairness, the "detention center" they drag you to will be very expensive housing...