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Jeff Lockhart

@jwlockhart.bsky.social

Cat person. Sometimes sociologist of science, sex, & other stuff.

created July 3, 2023

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Very intelligence. Much wow.

3/9/2025, 6:13:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awful thought: what is this doing for people who search medical information?

3/9/2025, 4:48:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donna tries to befriend them. Absolutely useless hunting instincts.

3/9/2025, 4:36:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The spider is, however, dead. And my dignity is not entirely intact.

3/9/2025, 4:31:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was an absolutely MASSIVE spider in my apartment: Google search AI unhelpfully listed all the most venomous spiders in California. My university's entomology department website has a simple listing of local spiders w/ pictures & assuring me this one wasn't dangerous.

3/9/2025, 4:28:09 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

💀

3/9/2025, 2:32:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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slow down zizek

2/9/2025, 11:49:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

a possum apparently. shame on my not knowing a 1970 political cartoon reference.

1/9/2025, 10:52:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Rahm ... a rat in this? lol

1/9/2025, 10:49:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DAN

1/9/2025, 6:50:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's something so... Pokemon about the way some men interact with women. Like a little boy ordering fictional creatures around. Not coincidentally, this is also how the latest "AI girlfriend" app advertisements go.

31/8/2025, 9:10:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they order the same thing, too?

31/8/2025, 6:00:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect catruday

30/8/2025, 8:37:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

"Sextus est puer molestus" in latin

30/8/2025, 8:10:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Professor achievement unlocked: my first pub with a student coauthor was accepted!

30/8/2025, 4:29:11 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Inactivity is another 1/4 of us, according to the cdc

29/8/2025, 7:48:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Extremely this. Something's going on here, but not the blunt kind of critique we're getting.

29/8/2025, 6:06:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Footnote time

29/8/2025, 5:50:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

What are you, some kind of anarchist?

29/8/2025, 5:46:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's vibrating loudly.

29/8/2025, 5:45:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ten out of cat

Poor quality photograph of Donna, perfect cat.
29/8/2025, 5:42:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come to the .rpm dark side

29/8/2025, 5:02:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We must imagine sisyphus happy

29/8/2025, 4:57:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Have we had an update from Giorgio since his whole "COVID recommendations are literally fascism" moment?

29/8/2025, 4:54:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

You would say the same thing if you were reading entrails, is my point. Your experience of an output as "objectively good" isn't reliable evidence to distinguish LLMs from other people's experience of magic in other objects. It is evidence of other interesting things, just not that thing.

28/8/2025, 5:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Like I said elsewhere, I think there's a lot interesting to take from this. But "I don't understand it" is not evidence of anything about the object. It's evidence about the person viewing the object.

28/8/2025, 5:25:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not interested in the level of pedantry that says "we don't understand" is different from "beyond understanding." Feel free to insert "beyond [my current] understanding", which is what I meant.

28/8/2025, 5:25:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I think there certainly are interesting implications to the fact that people find them convincing. Could be leverage to understand wittgensteinian language games, for example. But the story there is again about people's beliefs/interpretations.

28/8/2025, 5:17:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

If this is an eliza effect, you would say the same thing. Your experience of it as "mysterious" and beyond understanding is what you (and many) rest on here. My point is that people point to that all the time as evidence for other objects as well.

28/8/2025, 5:13:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I really need to write this Chinese room paper.

28/8/2025, 4:57:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Look, if I can't tell the outputs apart, then obviously the process creating them was the same. 🫠

28/8/2025, 4:56:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)

The "LLMs feel like magic" crowd seem to forget that humans see magic and even divinity in all manner of things, from inert totems to Babbage's difference engine.

28/8/2025, 4:25:32 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone even saved me a click

28/8/2025, 4:46:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I look forward to your new section proposal.

28/8/2025, 3:39:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Or stormfront and grok. You get the gist.

28/8/2025, 2:38:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I would read the hell out of an emperical piece comparing proana forums with proana chatbot conversations, for example.

28/8/2025, 2:37:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a certain exceptionalism with AI, as if people never used the Internet to learn how to e.g. self harm, never found encouragement for the worst things there. There *is* something different about chatbots. But figuring out what really is different and what's more continuity is important work.

28/8/2025, 2:36:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Found it. Delightful (his disappointment, not his parenting)

28/8/2025, 2:31:17 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)

It was only a matter of time before we had a major news story with horrific details, but I don't think most people reacting know the true scale or depths of depravity going on in chatbot land. And among them all, chatgpt is one of the much more "safe" products.

28/8/2025, 2:28:44 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't there a piece a while back written by an AI guy who was distraught that his daughter kept turning off the AI in her dinosaur toy so she could play with it?

28/8/2025, 2:20:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently the benchmark includes 1/4 of the US population. www.cdc.gov/physical-act...

28/8/2025, 1:09:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Surely there's some technical definition for "physical inactivity", but it's in here without any caveats ...

28/8/2025, 1:05:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social please

28/8/2025, 12:27:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely year long class you've got there. Be a real shame if the registrar's office posted a course schedule...

28/8/2025, 12:26:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

With S!

28/8/2025, 12:23:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Ideal

27/8/2025, 3:11:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Muted account list is growing rapidly today.

27/8/2025, 2:56:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Hmm strange I thought he liked inserting his sexuality into literally everything he encountered

26/8/2025, 2:07:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I forgot he got that into pnas

26/8/2025, 1:53:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

The ur-dialectic

25/8/2025, 1:55:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I think the Excel counter example is compelling, and I like this setup.

24/8/2025, 8:44:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

The black version of the clear ones you posted the other day.

24/8/2025, 8:25:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New glasses Rx, and seeing is hard, y'all.

24/8/2025, 8:20:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, tho I think the last step is more that we invented ML, which made both the formal manipulation opaque and the results mystical.

24/8/2025, 6:15:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll find things to annoy you in any of them (e.g. Michael sometimes misunderstands how stats work or mischaracterizes Foucault) but it's not enough to send me away.

23/8/2025, 6:50:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, I find I have to hunt for an episode in the middle of a new podcast that I'm most likely to enjoy in order to get a sense of whether I want to listen to the rest.

23/8/2025, 6:48:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Michael Hobbes is in a few I like (you're wrong about, maintenance phase, if books could kill). Behind the Bastards has many different kinds of dark, so choose your own adventure. In bed with the right has good guests sometimes.

23/8/2025, 6:45:43 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. I only got into them when I started having a long commute, and then only some stuck with me. There's also a danger of when they get too close to my own knowledge, I start to nitpick.

23/8/2025, 6:45:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, well there go most of my recommendations.

23/8/2025, 6:34:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TFW "innovation"

23/8/2025, 4:22:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

@alexanderfurnas.com

23/8/2025, 4:20:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry I'm just an Oakland posting account now. Stay tuned for tomorrow's inevitable farmers market post.

23/8/2025, 4:18:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol the "family friendly" party outside my building started blasting Shaggy / Wasn't Me for a moment, before abruptly switching to Vanessa Carlton / A Thousand Miles

23/8/2025, 4:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A colleague at UB is conducting a 6-9 minute survey on the experiences of transgender people in academia: sunybuffalo.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

23/8/2025, 1:04:03 AM | 26 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

22/8/2025, 4:52:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ideology is a helluva drug and all that but... Have reporters checked whether these people make their money in the death care industry?

22/8/2025, 1:27:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the way of things.

22/8/2025, 12:05:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Is it worth suggesting as future work (and clearly demarcating you don't require it in the revision)?

21/8/2025, 11:59:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Aaaall the baby gays are going to enroll

21/8/2025, 11:57:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

*chanting quietly* Shill! Shill! Shill!

21/8/2025, 6:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your face is on a slide right now.

21/8/2025, 6:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! All of the writing on VC points to this, too. Runs on promise. As long as it exists, people will find absurd things to promise, and we'll have to live with the result.

21/8/2025, 4:36:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, this would probably help. But even going to the "desktop site" instead of the mobile site removes a bunch of the crap and makes it more readable. It's specifically extra bad for the mobile version of sites.

21/8/2025, 3:30:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely stunning cat

21/8/2025, 1:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

they have completely overrun our research computing and IT support. The chatbot even responds to tickets emailed in. It's miserable. But glad the library is safe for now!

20/8/2025, 8:41:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

the people they have working the chat interface are good, though.

20/8/2025, 8:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ngl movable shelves do make me giddy

20/8/2025, 8:37:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay but cheers to Nicholas, the online reference librarian. I can tell he's a real librarian and because he rocks.

20/8/2025, 8:36:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Walmart had those movable stacks you crank a wheel on and a bunch of wide eyed first years on tour.

20/8/2025, 8:01:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, I asked them to send me a scan and they refused, so I came in person.

20/8/2025, 7:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A place where very friendly undergraduate employees ask their managers what a reference librarian is.

20/8/2025, 7:58:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I was just standing there like a fool, holding a physical copy of an midcentury periodical, trying to get help tracking something down.

20/8/2025, 7:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly!

20/8/2025, 7:54:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social)

Apparently we don't have reference librarians anymore? The reference desk at our library is no longer staffed. That's only available by "online chat" now.

20/8/2025, 7:53:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want to read ebike reviews 😭

20/8/2025, 5:10:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every once in a while I open a website on my phone instead of a real computer and ... It's pure hell? So many pop ups and auto play things. It feels like I'm back in 2009 removing malware from people's computers after they watch too much porn from sketchy websites. Except I'm not being paid.

20/8/2025, 5:10:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, but also sigh

20/8/2025, 4:38:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am sad to report the Internet has no photographs of Richard Simmons wearing wrist weights.

20/8/2025, 4:03:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smh some committees don't know gold when they find it.

20/8/2025, 3:54:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may have just ordered Lindberg frames, too. They spoke to me.

20/8/2025, 3:04:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 2:52:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My ex-googler colleagues will know better than I do, but this seems like another mild corporate effort to follow their internal ethics team's recommendations was immediately reversed in the name of profit.

19/8/2025, 8:38:42 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only we had had fewer bagels at seminars 2 years ago... 🙄

19/8/2025, 8:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaaand UChicago social science PhD cohort cuts are here.

screenshot of the text
19/8/2025, 8:24:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My neighborhood got a new park (formerly a parking lot), and already there's an older Asian woman sitting out there with a sign that says "free mahjong lessons every Tuesday." She was teaching three young white people to play when I walked by. Cities are so good.

19/8/2025, 8:03:34 PM | 127 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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The tragic thing about this data center bubble is that when it bursts, the chips they installed aren't even the right kind to be repurposed as cheap Nvidia Now offerings.

19/8/2025, 4:52:04 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I made ten (10!) phone calls to get one important number and then almost immediately clicked "close without saving" on the file I typed it in. 😭

19/8/2025, 1:41:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

I encountered this on some form recently and absolutely lost my mind. Is it also making you swear your answers are true under threat of perjury or whatever?

18/8/2025, 8:22:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

The absolutely cursed thought "mtv cribs: human rights violation edition" crossed my mind and the worse part is that noem absolutely would do it.

18/8/2025, 8:18:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Lockhart (@jwlockhart.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, the "detention center" they drag you to will be very expensive housing...

18/8/2025, 8:13:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view