Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that more or less than we got in Risky Business?
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view profile on Bluesky Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that more or less than we got in Risky Business?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Anybody who is OK with calling Rafael Cruz "Ted" or calling Francis O'Rourke "Beto" but not OK calling trans people by their chosen names, is a transphobe. No debate.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Nate lost the plot a long time ago. Now he has to get ever-more edgy for attention, and we know that never ends well. He's about six months away from full-on "MAGA is right". He should go back to what he's good at. Winning his rotisserie league.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, that explains all the mattress sales
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Does "ignorant, arrogant asshole" count as a diagnosis?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I would be happy to see every country Russia has oppressed all rise up at the same time. And maybe China help itself to some of Russia's far east.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Has he tried changing the color of the curtains?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Why are so many of the ads I'm seeing on Youtube for diet scams? (Pink salt, etc.) I don't understand why it thinks I'm interested. Given everything Google knows about me, it is remarkably bad at targeting me with adverts. Everybody I know says the same.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
President John Tyler was known as His Accidency. We should get ahead of a nickname for JV Dunce.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Feeling mildly irritated by absolutely everything today. I should probably stay home, avoid people, and kick inanimate objects. So, pretty much what I do every day.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop trying to make dorkglasses happen.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there any person in tech who has failed upwards harder than Marc Andreesen? He had one decent product at the right time, cashed out before Microsoft inevitably crushed it, and has somehow been regarded as a guru ever since.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Perhaps the greatest condemnation of capitalism is the people who rise to the top of it, like scum on a cess pit.
Northern Lights TO (@northernlightsto.bsky.social) reposted
Me: Well, I'm no expert. Him: But? Me: But what?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Renegade opinion: it doesn't matter what is or is not a sandwich
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
This is important to bear in mind when it comes time to eat the rich. Get in line early.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
FWIW, I quote you and your data a lot when trying to open people's eyes to what a con this whole thing is. I used to work (retired now) for a company that sold software to AI companies, and I've seen how the sausage is made.
taybettin.bsky.social (@taybettin.bsky.social) reposted
Niyeti kötü olanın attığı ok kendine döner. Hz. Ali
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
My pet peeve is that they don't call him "a deranged threat to public health"
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
If it wasn't for my succubus I wouldn't get laid at all. But I wish she would return my tee-shirts.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Until I got to the end I didn't know if this was going to be about guns or ICE and this is absolutely the shittiest timeline.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Counterpoint: how often do hear about a celebrity dying in bed, surrounded by their family? This is precisely why I never visit my family.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not usually a fan of "men are like this, women are like that" distinctions, but this one is solid.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The beatings will continue until morale improves. The beatings of other people, that is.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Marked safe from assembling furniture.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The other irony is that these people who say "stop complaining" endlessly complain about progressives. And then they tell you to stop attacking Democrats, while calling you a "coward", a "Nazi", an "idiot", or "a MAGA tool". I fear it is very hard to get through to them.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Ken Martin refused to bring either that committee resolution or one condemning Israel's actions to the floor for a wider vote, saying the issue was "too divisive". Which I guess is true if he means it divides the DNC elites from every past or potential future Democratic voter.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony is that Harris started out the campaign talking about progressive issues and her poll numbers were pretty good. Then the establishment voices told her to stop upsetting the donors, and she turned back into the establishment Dem she always used to be.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I long ago gave up caring what Democratic Party "moderates" think. They have presided over the alienation of the party from its base and from the electorate as a whole with their relentless devotion to the status quo, regardless of how bad it might be.
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, you're saying there's a way to get the billionaires to leave?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Compare also: the average person who assaults a woman.
MicheleMuse 💙🌈🦋🇺🇦 (@michelemuse.bsky.social) reposted
There is still beauty in the world. (Monsanto, Portugal 📷 unknown.)
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The most parsimonious explanation is that "protests expected" and "protests swell" garner clicks, but protests shrinking do not. Trad media long ago abdicated any interest in reporting what is actually happening in favor of "engagement".
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you also experienced the pleasure of ending a Bluesky post with zero characters to spare? How do they compare? Also, have you ever gone back and spent several minutes editing a post purely to get it to exactly zero characters? Or am I the only one who does that? Actually, don't answer that.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The world would be immeasurably better if Taylor ended up owning Meta. And I'm not even a fan of her music.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were the type that likes to speculate, I would put some money into small but innovative robotics companies that are likely to get acquired by Meta/Google/Amazon/MSFT.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
My prediction for what the tech bros will turn to when the GenAI bubble bursts: robotics. All of them are desperate for some "visionary" Next Big Thing that will "change the world". We're about two years away from CEOs replacing low-level workers with a robots that can't do their jobs.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The Oasis song, the Joe Massot movie, or the George Harrison soundtrack album?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
On a related note, I've been re-reading Revelation looking for loopholes.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't get my hopes up, but Weekend at Bernie's deserves a sequel.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
I bought a thing from Home Depot and put it down on my workbench, and now I can't find it. Obviously, the best way to make it turn up is to buy another one. This happens to me so often I am having serious doubts about object permanence.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
One trying to insert a wire into a circuit board, and not paying attention to where the other end of the wire was. The other with the end of a set square and I can't even explain that one.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans are spending 105% [sic] of their income on necessities such as food, housing, and transport to get to work. Where does CNN think they should cut back? Does CNN examine the case for raising wages or cutting costs? I suspect not.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, I know the usual suspects will screech "attack the Republicans, not the Dems!", so let me spell it out. I support the Dems; the DNC elite does not. The only way we are going to defeat the GOP is by having a party that backs policies that its supporters back. How is this not obvious?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yet supporters of Martin’s resolution also voted against that amendment [to halt offensive weapons sales to Israel], fearing that so amended, the Minnerly resolution then might prevail if it reached the floor in Wednesday’s general meeting." The DNC literally does not want to do the will of Dems.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Imagine you are the leadership of the DNC. Now imagine that your position is so unpopular, opposed by a huge majority of ordinary Dems and even a large majority of Senators, that you are afraid to bring it to the floor of your own DNC meeting. americanprospect.bluelena.io/index.php?ac...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Relevant: americanprospect.bluelena.io/index.php?ac...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Memo to self: stop poking self in eye with sharp metal objects. This is not a metaphor.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I've dealt with your type before. Your next response will be to call a Putin puppet Nazi. But I won't see it because I've very sensibly muted you.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
4. Calling somebody a coward, a nimrod, and - absolutely absurdly - a terrorist rather than addressing the substance is LITERALLY the definition of ad hominem. 5. Seriously, "terrorist"? There is something very, very wrong with you. I am developing a suspicion, that you are not very bright.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
1. You did not address a single point, you just called me a coward and said I suck. 2. You have no idea how much jeopardy I put myself in off of Bsky. 3. You call it as you make it up as you go along to make yourself feel good and avoid thinking
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
So once again, for the hard-of-thinking in the room: we will not defeat the Republicans until we reform the Democrats.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Says the person who began this thread by LITERALLY "taking the safe option" of attacking other Democrats. So your position is it's OK to blame progressives, but not OK to blame the establishment DNC? Hypocrite much? By the way, I am far from alone: americanprospect.bluelena.io/index.php?ac...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I am capable of doing both. And I see you are entirely incapable of addressing the substance of my points, so instead you resort to ad hominems and insults. Well done.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
But pretending that an imaginary "Progressive protest vote" cost us the election is just a good way to lose the next election too. Face reality, advocate for change not status quo, adopt popular, even populist, policies, and maybe some of those lost constituencies will come back.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
And maybe there was some small number of people for whom the Dems inability to take a stand on an issue where a majority of the public and a large majority of Dems - another example of the DNC serving its donors over its voters - agree that Israel is doing terrible things in Gaza was the last straw.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
affordable healthcare including a public option, they want CEOs and tech bros reined it, they want unions restored, they want all kinds of CHANGES and the DNC is only talking about reverting to a status quo that wasn't working for them in the first place.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Even now the DNC continues to message about "restoring things to how they were before Trump". And the thing is, things were already shitty before Trump. He just tuned in to that and exploited it (and then made things worse). People don't want to "go back", they want the things fixed. They want ...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
...(see above about low information voters). 3. The party has spent decades alienating various groups that should be part of its natural base by ignoring their issues and instead prioritizing policies of "fine tune the status quo" rather than the radical change people want to see.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile the Dems lost because 1. They nominated a mediocre candidate who ran a mediocre campaign that was afraid to piss off the big money that the DNC kowtows to 2. They gave independents nothing to vote for other than "the other guy is worse", a message many of them did not buy ...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, data proves that Trump won because 1. He motivated all of his base to turn out with the usual lies and racism 2. He also managed to motivate a number of low-information, low-motivation voters who normally sit out to vote for him, mainly by banging on about inflation
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
... a big part of why the party is historically unpopular (or is that the fault of progressives too?). It's funny, we never hear you saying that the RW of the party are obliged to vote for Progressive candidates when they win primaries. The reaction of party elites to Mamdani is just embarrassing.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Here we go again with "blame the progressives". How many times do we have to knock this nonsense down? By the way, this whole entitled attitude of "progressives [and lots of other constituencies too] have an obligation to vote D or they are to blame for everything bad that happens" is ... 1/n
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
"and then when the study proves definitively that there is absolutely no connection, we will ignore the study and do what we want anyway." See also: Covid vaccines; autism.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Gangsta.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
I read a review about how amazing Chappell Roan is, so I listened to fifteen minutes of her top songs on Pandora. I concluded that (a) she is very good and (2) I am not the target market. Oddly, there were moments when I came quite close to liking her stuff, when she reminded me of Paloma Faith
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
My cousin's five year old is trans, and her mother has to fight every step of the way, every single day, to get the school to acknowledge that she is a she.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
You're rubbing up against complete strangers in the street?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't drink all day if you don't start early. And sometimes, you're not starting early, you're simply still drinking from last night. It's all about perspective.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
Hope.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyway, that reminds me, I have a pickup waiting for me at the bookstore, which incidentally is my "place where everybody knows your name".
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, people are blaming women? WTF?
Dr Lindsey Fitzharris (@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social) reposted
This 1830s illustration depicts "Cholera Prevention Man" covered from head to toe in protective layers in an attempt to safeguard himself from the oncoming cholera epidemic. One for @brunostrasser.bsky.social, whose new book THE MASK looks at a history of breathing bad air: shorturl.at/yKhGK
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Preferably with a cat on your lap. Cats are nice.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody drives in rush hour anymore, the roads are too busy.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
And so begins the second Civil War. And this time, the loser has to keep the South. BTW, how insane is this timeline that we're even talking about such possibilities?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, and specifically (IMO) "who will the Guard Commander obey?". I (over-optimistically?) expect the rest of the chain of command to follow. And I can definitely see Trump sending Guard units from a compliant Red state into a Blue state city, potentially facing off local guard units.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. None of this "time to move forward and heal" crap. And Democrats should be saying this out loud right now. It might get a few people further down the food chain to rethink their actions.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Asking whether an AI can suffer is like asking whether a submarine can swim. (Caveat: this might not be true when we get to real AGI, but it is certainly true of slop machines like ChatGPT, and even of the useful AI used in e.g. medical imaging. They are nothing more than very complex algorithms.)
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Penises are hot dogs. Sometimes they are something really special straight off the BBQ. And sometimes they are from a NYC food cart and you have no idea what you are eating.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you also go on Facebook and mark yourself safe from working today?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
And then it goes to SCOTUS, who will rule for the President. And at that point we are in the realm of "He has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously, I'm way out of my depth here on the law, but at some point (Chicago? Pritzker is making those kind of noises) I expect we get a standoff where the Governor tells the Commander that Trump's order is unlawful and he is not to obey, and if he does he will be relieved of command.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
...which makes me wonder why the Commander in CA acted. If that is true, Newsom should have fired him and appointed somebody who follows the chain of command. Unless, of course, Newsom decided that the optics of troops on the streets of LA were good for his new image. I find that wholly plausible
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know. I *believe* the Commander of the Guard answers to the Governor unless the Governor tells him they've been federalized, so I guess the next step is that the Commander tells Trump No because he hasn't received that order. I read (somewhere) that Newson did not not give that order...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
The one thing Dems should learn from Newsom is energy and fighting back. OK, two things. Everything else about him...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously she would have been better than this demented chaos monkey, but let's not kid ourselves that we missed out on a great president. And I suspect that next time around I will again hold my nose and vote against JV Dunce.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
...she was the nominee - even by the standards of VPs she was considered largely disappointing. And then we were all suddenly supposed to pretend she was exciting and invigorating and brought fresh young energy to the party.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
(It would also be nice if "vote blue no matter who" also applied when it's a progressive who wins a primary.) If we're honest with ourselves, Harris has always been a mediocre pol whose success was largely down to toeing the DNC establishment line. Read anything that was written about her before...
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't need the candidate to be perfect. I just need them to be, you know, an actual Democrat. It would be a bonus if they gave me a reason to vote for them other than "the other guy is worse". There's a reason so many Americans don't bother to vote.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Eh. She would have been a mediocre president, too much in the pocket of the DNC establishment and beholden to big money. And she would not have been able to get much done against a GOP congress and corrupt SCOTUS. And it still would have been infinitely better than [gestures broadly at everything]
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Studies show that the major outcomes of D.A.R.E. programs are (a) they make teachers feel better about themselves and (2) they make teachers feel more supportive of the police. It would be more effective to give kids $200 a year for staying off drugs.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social)
As I understand it, federalizing the National Guard typically requires an order from the governor of the state, except in specific circumstances such as the Insurrection Act. So if Trump tries to federalize the guard and a governor simply refuses to give the order, what then?
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Angry, militant atheism
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Popular answer, and rightly so.
Carl Zelten (@jzelten.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of us do consider that shameful... but good answer none the less. Somebody else asked what the three scariest words in the English language are and I replied "I asked ChatGPT"