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Gronk like waste time designing computers and systems software. Gronk do this a long time, since almost before rocks. Wheel good. Lever good. Inclined plane good. C++ not so good.
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hopefully he’s using Command strips
the last words he hears won't be "we love you" but rather, "what an asshole" and "why isn't he gone yet?" he killed over half a million americans
i am beginning to think that a "digital dark age" might not be all that bad
hold on, brave little blood platelets, hold on!
you betcha
his last moments will be with people who fucking hate him
the usual usurpers of power. miller, probably
kung pao chicken at sunrise. #5 spicy. greet the day with fire :-)
it's got "trap chest" written all over it, and it's probably hungrier than you are i would buy another brand
i was 13 when i learned that "pseudo" starts with a silent letter and doesn't rhyme with "tornado"
how else is he going to know who he is?
anyone can tell he’s basically a rutabaga at this point
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
Tom Clancy HEARS A WHO
don't make fun of Renowned Author Dan Brown 😆 onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/d...
it's gonna be a fun xmas shopping season in the US
I sure hope not
the secret service would take a dim view of that but you could probably lure Cheeto Benito with candy or hookers
i saw this in the 70s, when i was 16. had no idea why so many people were dressed up for the midnight movie this pretty naive midwestern kid had a grand time
This kid is all of us.
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slightly different charges, perhaps? "that previous charge was with mayo. this one, mustard"
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The King James bible commission left that bit on the cutting room floor
The President of the United States and his administration are covering up evidence he committed sex crimes against children. His party is trying to rig the midterm elections and threatening to arrest political opponents who resist them. Every Congressional Republican is united behind them. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"hey, you finally made it" "what's up, neil?"
the cat is snoring and i am unable to move do not send help
“Have you heard the good moose?”
bad security engineers are fun in their own way :-)
"I'm here for an argument"
“sir, this is a Wendy’s”
heavy drinker?
i'll bet he thinks that when you delete a bunch of photos on a computer, they are irretrievably gone
that’s really neat
cheeto benito cheats at /everything/
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gets the Scottish welcome he deserves" — he’s such an international embarrassment. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
RIP Tom Lehrer i'd like to say, "somewhere, he is poisoning pigeons" but that doesn't sound quite right
in the supermarkets, cookies have converged on: - oreo varianta - chips-ahoy varianta - store-brand randoms so if you're in the mood for a "triple stuffed inside-out football-shaped gatorade-flavor oreo" you're in luck a fig newton? endangered species
1939
All the President's Men
doing the "if i'm quick enough i can do this in my underwear" math . . .
paging e e "doc" smith
if i was subscribed, i'd cancel my subscription :)
exit through the grift shop
you can know your location, but be hungry or you can be fed, but lost kind of a culinary heisenberg uncertainty principle
cigarette ad inserts in paperback books (god, i hated those. they ruined the binding if you remove them)
owning a set of encyclopedias
“Jazz hands!”
he's splitting up families and putting kids into concentration camps he and anyone associated with him deserve a lot more than just a little public disapproval
plastigal: "Fake news" correct response: "Get the fuck out of my newsroom"
leaving an oily stain
- "One person's pull-up is another's pull-down" - "If you can hear it ringing, that's probably too much voltage"
@nikkershaw.bsky.social grooving to _somebody loves you_ great programming music, thanks :-)
the upside-down cake?
"they didn't break my beautiful cease-fire, they started a different war!" probably
the face of a mass murderer
we need more troublesome priests. many more
you know what we should do with $180 billion? we should build bridges about 7% of the bridges in the US are in danger of failing. estimated cost to fix is about $190B rather than building concentration camps and hiring wannabe cop-rejects, why don't we fix some of our infrastructure? fuck ICE
"wait, the price scanner says she's a bag of corn chips" "dammit, another one got away!"
North Korean media nails it. everyone knows he's a fucking moron
microplastics are bad, but they're not obviously damage (like paint) i'll take microplastics over fascism in the short term
people should start dressing up like ICE thugs and start standing next to them
there are ICE agents who would do well to stay away from the holy water
i hate these political fund raisers now
in "two weeks" we will always have been at war with . . .
"highly deferential" NO KINGS
i hope that some underthug in ICE is getting a beating by his shitty boss
so: - they were unidentified, masked, armed men who should have been arrested immediately by LAPD or - ICE is fucking lying again or both, frankly
he'll reveal the new healthcare stuff then, too
"watch, i'm gonna rescind his access . . . now--" (...walkwalkwalk) ->THONK<- ("oww!") "--and put it back, like this--" SWOOOSH "--new lieutenants just crack me up" "what happened to the old one?"
Education should be a basic human right
i have nostalgia for just about the 18 months centered on when Star Wars was released
it's almost a Monty Python sketch
could knock me over with a feather why can't these oxygen wasters land behind bars, just once?
(the folks i know in the VA have incredible integrity, and i'm sure they're retching right about now)
i'm assuming that administrators and other staff don't take that oath, and are thus free to mess up someone's care right proper if it turns out they're a MAGA plonker funny world
not before mister pillow's check cleared
"it's just a hippo, what can it do?" -- last words
witchcraft!
at least a mall cop serves a legitimate purpose
bill gates was stuck in traffic behind me once
Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.
bingo "we're putting our police force between you and our citizens"
charge the agents who assaulted Senator Padilla
those officers need to go to prison
that's . . . great but not what we need
i just buzz-cut and don't worry about it. short hair is near zero maintenance, and you can always wear a hat (hats are cool!)
even just gerrymander reform, omfg
okay, compromise, then: her ass gets shipped to El Salvador and her lips get locked-up in Leavenworth
these are the people that Cheato will ultimately need to convince to shoot civilians, so he can stay in power he's not very bright, is he?
that is what hitler did
maybe just Noem's lips behind bars would be sufficient
I don't think it's a coincidence that cops started acting extra out of hand once we let them wear military gear. Make them wear clown outfits for several years to restore humility to the job
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
